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  • A 30-page eBook instructional showing how to do EV equations with little to no algebra.

    10 31.25%

  • An Ask Me Anything thread where I answer every single question.

    8 25.00%

  • Post several old nudes of my ex-fiancee Chelle.

    8 25.00%

  • An instructional for how to make beef jerky.

    6 18.75%
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  1. 04-12-2013 12:37 PM #1
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    Default What should I do for my 10k post?

    This is my 9,999th post. Vote on what I should do for my 10,000th post.

    I'll be in the FTR Chat (see my signature link) if anyone wants to talk about my decision.
    Last edited by spoonitnow; 04-12-2013 at 12:41 PM.
    http://www.potentialeight.com

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  2. 04-12-2013 12:52 PM #2
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    A write up on how the original spirit of the 2nd Amendment has been hijacked by the gun lobby with the complicity of the Supreme Court, over the dead bodies of thousands of Americans.

    edit: be careful not to reply to my post in anger, or it will be a waste of your 10,000th.
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  3. 04-12-2013 12:56 PM #3
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    A up to date guide on par with renting ABCD theorem or sauces guide to beating 6 max.

    And ya, nudes of chelle
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  4. 04-12-2013 01:29 PM #4
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  5. 04-12-2013 01:35 PM #5
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    Pics of Spoonitnow in Borat's beach wear. Epic.
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  6. 04-12-2013 01:45 PM #6
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    What would your 30-page ebook add to Renton's ABCD and ISF theorem?

    You could go down and dirty and write a guide called
    "How to banana thief with 30 bigs, you dirty, rat-holing schmuck"
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  7. 04-12-2013 02:34 PM #7
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    I vote for another poll.

    And nude pics...of any decent looking female.
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  8. 04-12-2013 02:50 PM #8
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    Show me anything.

    You must answer all of our questions in the form of pictures. Questions which may well include what does Chelle look like naked?
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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  9. 04-12-2013 03:07 PM #9
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  10. 04-12-2013 03:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Show me anything.

    You must answer all of our questions in the form of pictures. Questions which may well include what does Chelle look like naked?
    This. Also include your facial response to each question. Such as exaggerated anger, glee, or sadness.
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  11. 04-12-2013 03:30 PM #11
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  12. 04-12-2013 03:31 PM #12
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    i am disgusted that nudes of chelle hasnt gotten every vote so far

    he wouldnt post them anyways
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  13. 04-12-2013 03:37 PM #13
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    Im gonna ask him to play Truth or Dare, and then Dare him to post them. That way i get the best of both worlds.
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    you're poll is missing the Bastard! option. i voted for the second best option of noooodz.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    actually i think i misclick voted on the AMA, but i would be alright with that too.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  17. 04-12-2013 05:37 PM #17
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    Post several old nudes of my ex-fiancee Chelle.
    How does the Narrator take pictures of Tyler Durden? He doesn't. He just thinks he does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    How does the Narrator take pictures of Tyler Durden? He doesn't. He just thinks he does.
    I am Jack's interest.
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  19. 04-12-2013 05:54 PM #19
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    I do enjoy a good cooking video, so I voted accordingly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    I do enjoy a good cooking video, so I voted accordingly.
    I VOTED FOR HOW TO MAKE MY BEEF JERKY!
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  21. 04-12-2013 06:19 PM #21
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    How do you make beef jerky?
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  22. 04-12-2013 07:33 PM #22
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    AMA with spoony would start boring, move into comical and end in shameless debauchery.

    What question could you possibly have to ask him that you couldn't post in another thread? Or send him a PM? It's not like he's only here for an hour.
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    Beef Jerky Time!!!



    We have a .gif for this I hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    A up to date guide on par with renting ABCD theorem or sauces guide to beating 6 max.

    And ya, nudes of chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Show me anything.

    You must answer all of our questions in the form of pictures. Questions which may well include what does Chelle look like naked?
    How Chelle looks like naked would be an interesting thing to see, but I think it's not appropriate for his 10K post. He should write something about his good and bad moments in the forum and post some photos of any FTR poker community meeting he attended.







    On the other hand... seeing Chelle's naked pics sounds tempting

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  28. 04-13-2013 09:23 AM #28
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    "A 30-page eBook instructional showing how to do EV equations with little to no algebra." is winning?

    Who are you horrible people?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    "A 30-page eBook instructional showing how to do EV equations with little to no algebra." is winning?

    Who are you horrible people?!?!
    Most Americans don't read and if we do the longest most complicated choice is the correct answer.
    He had me by " instructional "

    But then I read the word beef, followed by jerky.
    You know that is all I needed.
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  31. 04-14-2013 06:43 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    "A 30-page eBook instructional showing how to do EV equations with little to no algebra." is winning?

    Who are you horrible people?!?!
    Odds that he's already written it and is rigging the poll to pimp it?
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  32. 04-15-2013 08:09 AM #32
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    I hate jerky, so that rules out the bottom two options
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    For those who keep voting for the nudes of Chelle, if you didn't get it yet, you're going to get shafted: it will be nude paintings made by Chelle, not pictures of naked Chelle.

    Although arguably, if Spoon was ever the model for any of the paintings, this could be rather fun to have a look at.
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    There're some thong pics somewhere if that's really your idea of fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by daviddem View Post
    Although arguably, if Spoon was ever the model for any of the paintings, this could be rather fun to have a look at.
    How did you get away with that business in Saudi without getting your business cut off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    Odds that he's already written it and is rigging the poll to pimp it?
    I have no idea. My weakness with algebra leaves me unable to calculate these sorts of things.
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    I'd say it's at least infinity:infinity if not infinity:infinity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    don't make it
    just kidding man.. I actually like reading your posts, but somebody had to pull a funny or at least try

    You can make your post now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    There're some thong pics somewhere if that's really your idea of fun
    Searched and searched but did not find. Looks like the links to these old pics are dead?

    It was worth it though, because on my way I found an awesome post by Sauce123:
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    i smoked like at least once a day for a year and then smoked about 10 times total in the next...

    i was more motivated and good at poker in the second year

    i was definitely much higher the first

    ill call it a tie
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    How did you get away with that business in Saudi without getting your business cut off?
    Got my faithful VPN to the Land of the Free for all things pornographic or otherwise morally questionable.

    However it pains me to say that the Land of the Free has recently been restricting my rights to download pirated material or play poker, so I had to set up yet another VPN in the Philippines as a complement.
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    The poll looks like it's pretty close to a tie.

    Alright so I wrote the PDF several months ago. I haven't went through and made corrections yet, but once I do, I'll post it.

    I'll start an ask me anything thread shortly. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ff-193936.html

    The nudes of chelle aren't happening, at least from me.

    I'll post about beef jerky in the ask me anything thread. I actually started a batch yesterday specifically to take pictures for that.
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