07-13-2011 12:12 PM
#826
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07-14-2011 02:46 PM
#827
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Andrew Zimmern tilts the shit out of me. | |
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07-22-2011 07:36 AM
#828
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4:36am. | |
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07-22-2011 10:50 AM
#829
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heat waves | |
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07-22-2011 12:26 PM
#830
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anti-heat waves | |
07-22-2011 03:51 PM
#831
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people taking back cards they'd totally put in the throw-in-the-card pile a slit second earlier cos they see somewhere they could've laid it down. | |
07-22-2011 04:07 PM
#832
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ABC stores. | |
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08-08-2011 01:22 PM
#833
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When something electric will not work, people always say it has a short. | |
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08-08-2011 02:01 PM
#834
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When ppl say the word short and then my first reaction is to do a Martin Short impression. | |
08-08-2011 03:53 PM
#835
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08-09-2011 01:41 PM
#836
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I really fucking hate it when people use the word "literally" when they mean "figuratively". | |
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08-09-2011 02:22 PM
#837
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I symbolically type a literal iteration of a figurative response to the allegory of Hawk's metaphor |
08-09-2011 02:29 PM
#838
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it's like a simile! | |
08-09-2011 02:44 PM
#839
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Idk, the sentence would be really strange if you said "that quarterback is the figurative bottleneck of the offence". The use of "literally" in that sense can be argued to be a hyperbole (not to be confused with the Superbowl badum-tschhhh), albeit in rather poor style. | |
08-09-2011 02:51 PM
#840
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Well isn't being a bottleneck a literal thing |
08-09-2011 03:01 PM
#841
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I wouldn't use the word "figuratively" there either, but at least it would be correct. When you say something is a bottleneck it's pretty much implied that you mean it figuratively unless you are talking about the top of a bottle. | |
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08-09-2011 03:11 PM
#842
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it's like this | |
08-09-2011 03:37 PM
#843
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I get what you are saying, but I disagree. | |
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08-14-2011 12:48 PM
#844
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The fact that I'm normally impeccable with spelling and yet I can't for the life of me ever remember how to spell barrel and find myself looking it up. | |
08-15-2011 12:38 PM
#845
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08-15-2011 02:19 PM
#846
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Not being able to play poker when I wanna play poker. | |
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08-17-2011 05:25 AM
#847
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08-17-2011 05:31 AM
#848
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Leave him alone. He speaking Californian. | |
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08-17-2011 09:03 AM
#849
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People who write 'verticle' when they mean 'vertical'. | |
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08-17-2011 04:05 PM
#850
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08-17-2011 04:16 PM
#851
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bears eating peeps | |
08-17-2011 04:31 PM
#852
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You mean the marshmellow kind? Coz I thing that would be kinda fun to watch. | |
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08-17-2011 04:35 PM
#853
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08-17-2011 04:56 PM
#854
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Blame the peeps, not the bears. | |
08-17-2011 05:06 PM
#855
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Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse! | |
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08-17-2011 05:52 PM
#856
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If a bear eats you now, you can blame this post. It might be the Year 2081, but you'll remember this post, I know it. | |
08-17-2011 10:39 PM
#857
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08-31-2011 03:59 AM
#858
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How absurdly loud my flatmates talk when we're sitting at the table. We're all right beside each other guys | |
08-31-2011 04:14 AM
#859
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WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?! | |
11-25-2011 05:26 AM
#860
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Directors who think white gym socks + hair bunches = teenager | |
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11-25-2011 08:42 AM
#861
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Directors who think blonde strippers + implants = milfs | |
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11-25-2011 10:16 AM
#862
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loud, bad music. especially at parties | |
11-25-2011 10:19 AM
#863
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People who come for dinner and bring some shit like Blossom Hill. | |
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01-26-2012 06:41 AM
#864
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Queue jumpers | |
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01-26-2012 07:03 AM
#865
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People who shove their way into public transit trains when obviously there's a huge mob of people waiting to get out first. | |
01-26-2012 10:53 AM
#866
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01-26-2012 01:05 PM
#867
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No, I still wasn't enough of a gentleman for her. Yours welcomed me with open arms though. And by arms I mean legs. | |
01-26-2012 07:47 PM
#868
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And by legs he means butthole. | |
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01-27-2012 07:01 AM
#869
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Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that, it's just a thing that old stand up comedians use for laughs ffs | |
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01-27-2012 01:51 PM
#870
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01-27-2012 02:56 PM
#871
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01-30-2012 04:18 AM
#872
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Paying 60p to use a payphone | |
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01-30-2012 09:36 AM
#873
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only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones | |
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01-30-2012 09:44 AM
#874
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01-30-2012 03:31 PM
#875
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Having a 90% difference in my ROI between FTP and PS (liking FTP more), and then having FTP bite the bullet instead of PS. | |
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01-31-2012 08:48 AM
#876
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people coming into my store that do not have proper hygiene techniques and manage to stink up a fairly large convenience store. | |
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01-31-2012 03:17 PM
#877
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having problems logging into PS | |
02-02-2012 04:28 AM
#878
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Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously. | |
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02-02-2012 07:40 AM
#879
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People who say bathroom stalls. That's even gayer than restroom, WC and even lavatory. | |
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02-02-2012 08:34 AM
#880
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Korean spies | |
Last edited by Luco; 02-02-2012 at 10:48 AM.
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02-02-2012 12:00 PM
#881
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"I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"...especially at the rink | |
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02-02-2012 12:25 PM
#882
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Instead of graffiti at work, we have piss all over the floor...large puddles of it. And this is not a public restroom, it's a secure building and only people on my floor use this restroom. It's the people I talk to every day that can't hit the urinal just inches away. This really bothers me. | |
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02-02-2012 12:58 PM
#883
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^White people problems imo. You guys should try using the porta johns on any southern cal construction site. | |
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02-02-2012 04:55 PM
#884
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In some places they eat with their right hand and wipe their arse with the left. They don't use paper. It's a curious world out there. | |
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02-02-2012 06:15 PM
#885
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youtube ads | |
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02-02-2012 06:55 PM
#886
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pretty sure firefox addon eliminates utube ads. chrome does not |
02-10-2012 09:03 AM
#887
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The sound of boiled sweets (hard candy) against teeth | |
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02-10-2012 11:00 AM
#888
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lol i crunch my hard candies all the time to the distaste of the fiancee. | |
02-10-2012 03:39 PM
#889
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paperwork | |
02-10-2012 04:07 PM
#890
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Middle management. | |
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02-10-2012 05:48 PM
#891
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TPS reports | |
02-12-2012 10:56 AM
#892
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taxes, yo | |
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02-12-2012 12:31 PM
#893
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BANNED
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when you know you've got a film on DVD but you cant find it in your collection. or worse you can only find the case......I wanna watch point break god damn it. |
02-13-2012 07:29 AM
#894
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02-13-2012 02:44 PM
#895
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People buying you DVDs as presents whilst the internet still exists. | |
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02-13-2012 09:11 PM
#896
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People who complain about presents. | |
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02-13-2012 09:40 PM
#897
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Werewolf game with no Dead Thread | |
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02-15-2012 07:27 AM
#898
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02-20-2012 04:45 AM
#899
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New ebay sellers who haven't set up their details properly | |
Last edited by Luco; 02-20-2012 at 10:26 AM.
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02-20-2012 02:22 PM
#900
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Luco, is your bridge adjustable? | |
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