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stupid quotes/things people say
i should have started this thread a few month back because then id have a million of the worst since i was around my brother more and he says the stupidest shit anybody has ever heard. a few of what i can remember
"if you read the bible more you will lose weight"
"the facts dont matter, what you believe does"
"if you tell somebody 'dont do something' youre teaching them to do that something since youre instilling in their brains an image of doing that something"
"there can be no energy crisis because energy is unlimited"
him: "...and then we go to heaven"
me: "yea with all the mormons"
him: "hey mormon girls are hot, at least the ones i know. and they want to make lots of babies. sounds like fun"
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