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Old 12-13-2008, 11:57 PM     Post subject: Randomness thread, part two. #1 (permalink)  
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Old 12-13-2008, 11:59 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:01 AM #3 (permalink)  
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xman gave you the go ahead and you didn't pull the trigger, why start a new one?

bring back the original or nothing at all imo.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:01 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:06 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:10 AM #6 (permalink)  
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why was the first one deleted?
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:15 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:16 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:16 AM #9 (permalink)  
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why was the first one deleted?
I think retired is a better word.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:18 AM #10 (permalink)  
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why was the first one deleted?
I think retired is a better word.
okay then why was it retired.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:24 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I mean, does it really matter? It's a 2 year old thread without any particularly valuable content, correct?
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:27 AM #12 (permalink)  
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what can i say im curious, and now that you dont seem to want to say makes me more so.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:28 AM #13 (permalink)  
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I threw up all over my friends bathroom last night. I was a good sport and cleaned it up in the morning. I remember very little from last night.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:30 AM #14 (permalink)  
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:31 AM #15 (permalink)  
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when i was in high school on new years eve a few years ago my friend and i crashed at max's (massimo's) house and my friend stubles in at like 4:30 (i had already gone to sleep, or at least trying to sleep) and puked all over his white carpet and i had to clean it up for like 1 hour trying to scrub it out because he was too fucked up to function.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:42 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:42 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:47 AM #18 (permalink)  
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people starting things with "randomness:" is not livin. It's a randomness thread, you don't have to tell us what we are about to read is random.

I spent about 30 minutes last night reading the old thread, oh the perks of being a Mod.
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:50 AM #19 (permalink)  
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1 spade, revive part 1

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:51 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:59 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:25 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:42 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:46 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:57 AM #25 (permalink)  
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I really like the shadows for empty spades, it really highlights the one spade out of 5 rating
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:05 AM #26 (permalink)  
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I really like the shadows for empty spades, it really highlights the one spade out of 5 rating
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:34 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:44 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Randomness: I am quitting this thread in support of bringing back the old one.
Coming from you, not random at all. Move along.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:37 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2008, 02:58 PM #33 (permalink)  
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I hate mayo
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Because that shit is nasty.


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I hate mayo
Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???



Because that shit is nasty.
QFT. Mayo is quite possibly the nastiest substance on earth. And i lump mayo and miracle whip together. i hope you do too.
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:39 PM #41 (permalink)  
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I hate mayo
Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???



Because that shit is nasty.
QFT. Mayo is quite possibly the nastiest substance on earth. And i lump mayo and miracle whip together. i hope you do too.
mayo is delicious. i use it sparingly cause its high fat, but come on. do you like olive oil? do you like eggs? whats not to like about mayo?
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:08 PM #46 (permalink)  
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Sequels are never as good as the original.
what about empire, godfather 2, and teenage mutant ninja turtles imo
 
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1 spade.

Sequels are never as good as the original.
what about empire, godfather 2, and teenage mutant ninja turtles imo
assuming you mean empire strikes back? if thats the case i dont consider it a "sequel" even thought it might technically be one because it was meant to be a trilogy. and afaik, godfather 2 was planned. i definitely could be wrong there though. and tmnt you cant go wrong with so whatever.

now how about american pie 2, die hard 2, T2 (JOKING), toy story 2, and any other title with 2 in it.
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Not a sequel

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