|
!Luck
|
05-09-2005, 08:48 PM
Post subject: The quasi Official "Stump Rilla Thread"
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Under a bridge
Posts: 1,367
|
|
This thread is dedicated to trying to stump Rilla with questions. Apparently he knows it all. Let the fun begin.
|
|
|
Play for FREE and practice your game at...
Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
|
|
|
|
|
|
How many full words were spoken in the movie Rounders?
|
|
|
|
Spook
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 388
|
|
How many different names can you find that the Egyptians had for the "sun god"?
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
How many full words were spoken in the movie Rounders?
|
Hahaha, I'm cleaning my dorm room so lemme mull it over. I'd like to see how close I could guess accurately.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Spook
How many different names can you find that the Egyptians had for the "sun god"?
|
EDIT- 3. Re or Ra. Ra-Hokakhty, "Horus of Horizon" and Atum "All".
Though, Atum is refered to when talking about the god who created the world out of chaos, i think.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
You guys are really just trying to stump my l33t google and encylopedia skills.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
!Luck
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Under a bridge
Posts: 1,367
|
|
what is 10!%5?
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by !Luck
what is 10!%5?
|
quoi?
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
Spook
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 388
|
|
The answer to life, the universe, and everything?
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Spook
The answer to life, the universe, and everything?
|
"Forty-two."
"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
|
|
|
|
What is the purpose of meaning?
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
What is the purpose of meaning?
|
In what sense?
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
What is the purpose of meaning?
|
In what sense?
-'rilla
|
In EVERY sense.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
What is the purpose of meaning?
|
In what sense?
-'rilla
|
In EVERY sense.
|
Then there is no purpose.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
What is the purpose of meaning?
|
In what sense?
-'rilla
|
In EVERY sense.
|
Then there is no purpose.
-'rilla
|
Oh fuck.
I lose.
Again.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
It's all about frame of reference. You said every sense, so I assumed you meant from the perspective of all time and space. Meaning is solely a function of the people who seek it. The universe doesn't care about it's own meaning and therefore has none.

EDIT - I've decided I'm going to collect goldstars. I'll start with just the star Xianti gave me. REWARD ME WITH STARS!
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
|
|
|
|
In that case 'Rilla.
In honour of the purpose of meaning crack:
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
|
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
|
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.
-'rilla
|
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
|
Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.
-'rilla
|

|
I will accept this goldstar, but I will begin to decline silly goldstars :P
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
ekillian
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 235
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by !Luck
what is 10!%5?
|
quoi?
-'rilla
|
10 Not Mod 5
C++ language
|
|
|
|
vaks
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 331
|
|
is gay sex more fun the straight sex?
rilla I KNOW you KNOW this one... you KNOW?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Who won the 1985 Embassy World Snooker Championship, who did he beat in the final, and what was the score?
TIMED CHALLENGE: You have 5 minutes to Google this info, begin now!
|
|
|
|
vaks
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 331
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Spook
The answer to life, the universe, and everything?
|
well duh...
its 42
thats fourty-two
but heres the real stump... Whats the question?
|
|
|
|
ilikeaces86
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,141
|
|
Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who is it?
|
|
|
|
™
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 144
|
|
Riddle me this 'rilla
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Who won the 1985 Embassy World Snooker Championship, who did he beat in the final, and what was the score?
TIMED CHALLENGE: You have 5 minutes to Google this info, begin now!
|
You lose. Too slow.
|
|
|
|
!Luck
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Under a bridge
Posts: 1,367
|
|
ekillian was close its 10 factorial mod 5
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ™
Riddle me this 'rilla
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it?
|
Language.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
Spook
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 388
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who is it?
|
oops.. this is for rilla
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.
Who is it?
|
His son.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Aces, that riddle was tough. I had to think about it for a while and it was just hard to picture. I ran through 3 answers before finally getting it, I think.

Well, I'm off to an engineering meeting. Dont miss me.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
UncleBuddy
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere chasing an open ended straight despite several large raises
Posts: 154
|
|
If train A was heading westward at 55 mph and train B left 31 minutes afterwards heading eastward from 245 miles away, and it was summer, and they were in the central time zone....tell me, what brand of beer would be best to wash down a particularly bitter semen snafu?
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by UncleBuddy
If train A was heading westward at 55 mph and train B left 31 minutes afterwards heading eastward from 245 miles away, and it was summer, and they were in the central time zone....tell me, what brand of beer would be best to wash down a particularly bitter semen snafu?
|

-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
LeFou
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,361
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ™
Riddle me this 'rillaThere are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
|
Woops. Using the restrictive 'that' makes your riddle implode. There are, in fact, zero words in "the english language" that end in "gry".
I think it's usually written:
'Hungry' and 'Angry' are two words that end in -gry. There are three words in the english language, etc....
Rilla, I've got a good one:
Name something, ANYTHING, that's less interesting than Brad & Angelina.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by [url=http://www.lesbianation.com/article.cfm?section=2&id=6085
Some Tabloid[/url]]Britain’s Daily Mirror is reporting that, while vacationing in Africa with little Maddox in town, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got it on so loudly one night, security was called in to investigate.
After armed guards rushed to their room, a hotel source said: “It sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed.
|
Yes. I can think of something less interesting.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
Fnord
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
Posts: 19,333
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by !Luck
what is 10!%5?
|
The answer is 0
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ekillian
10 Not Mod 5
C++ language
|
Wrong. ! is a pretty specific mathematical operator in math. Although I did use the compter science interpretation of % (modulus)
|
|
|
|
Fnord
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
Posts: 19,333
|
|
My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)
You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?
|
|
|
|
UncleBuddy
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere chasing an open ended straight despite several large raises
Posts: 154
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Fnord
My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)
You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?
|
I'll take it.
No. If his shot was empty, there is only one position which would get you in trouble out of 4 possible. You are at a 75% success rate here versus the 66.67% you get from a random spin.
|
|
|
|
Les_Worm
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2004
Location: MI
Posts: 1,697
|
|
edit
|
The artist formerly known as Knish
Only mediocre players are always at their best.
Phil Ivey Owns You
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Fnord
My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)
You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?
|
Obviously, the n00b answer is spin again (Since this is being presented to me as a riddle, the obvious answer is always wrong). The theory behind it being that you're getting 2:1 instead of 3:2. So clearly, it's wrong.
I suppose you'd go again becuase the bullets are next to each other act as "one chamber" since the second one is sort of neglected (you'll never get to it, since the first bullet is in the way) So it's like you've got 3:1 (3 open spaces and 1 filled out of "4" remaining)
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by UncleBuddy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Fnord
My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)
You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?
|
I'll take it.
No. If his shot was empty, there is only one position which would get you in trouble out of 4 possible. You are at a 75% success rate here versus the 66.67% you get from a random spin.
|
Wrong thread, the stump Uncle Buddy thread is just below.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
Muxy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
Posts: 1,529
|
|
Pool is my background
Dennis Taylor beat Steve Davis it was hill-hill meaning 18-17
i didnt see anyone post the answer.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Muxy
Pool is my background
Dennis Taylor beat Steve Davis it was hill-hill meaning 18-17
i didnt see anyone post the answer.
|
quoi?
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
™
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 144
|
|
RILLA YOU ANSWERED MINE INCCORECTLY. I DID NOT SAY "THERE ARE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE" THERE IS MORE TO THAT SENTENCE TRY AGAIN SIR. (end caps lock frenzy)
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ™
RILLA YOU ANSWERED MINE INCCORECTLY. I DID NOT SAY "THERE ARE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE" THERE IS MORE TO THAT SENTENCE TRY AGAIN SIR. (end caps lock frenzy)
|
Then what's the answer?
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
elipsesjeff
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 4,900
|
|
Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns sold in packages of 8?
And,
Why do 24 hour gas stations have locks on their doors?
|
Check out my videos at Grinderschool.com
More Full Ring NLHE Cash videos than ANY other poker training site. Training starts at $10/month.
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns sold in packages of 8?
And,
Why do 24 hour gas stations have locks on their doors?
|
1) So they can sell more bun packages.
2) So they can lock the doors when they are closed. Just becuase they claim to be 24 hour gas station does not mean they will never close. Or alter their policy. Or get shut down.
-'rilla
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
ensign_lee
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The University of TEXAS at Austin
Posts: 2,237
|
|
Oh, I've got one!
What does "odo'ital" mean in Cardassian?
hah!
|
|
|