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Originally Posted by DBL0SVN
A termite walks into bar and asks "Excuse me, but where is the bartender?"
This one I get. Dwarfman's is still beyond me.
On that note......
A man walks into a bar and has a few drinks. He notices a horse in a corral out back and offers the bartender a wager. "I'll bet you my bar tab that I can make that horse laugh," says the patron. The bartender replies "Yea right, I'll take that bet."
The man walks out the back door, approaches the horse and whispers into his ear. Immediately the horse busts out in a fit of maniacal laughter.
"I don't know how you did it, but your drinks are on the house," said the bar tender.
Several days later, the man comes back into the bar for some more drinks. Again he challenges the bartender to pay his tab if he can this time make the horse cry. "I've seen some crazy shit, but I don't think there is any way you can pull this one off."
The man again goes outside, grabs the horse by the rope, pulls him to the side of the bar, and leads him back to the corral. The horse is balling like a baby.
"OK, you win" says the bartender. "I gotta ask though, how did you do it?"
The man replied, "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time I proved it!"
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