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***Official Thread for F**king Everything***

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  1. 05-14-2010 08:07 PM #1
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    Default ***Official Thread for F**king Everything***

    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    FFS, we don't need to have an official thread for fucking everything.
    Awesome idea.

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  2. 05-14-2010 08:10 PM #2
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    Damnit, the caps thing didn't work that time.

    WHAT THE FUCK.
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    Booya, philly continues to be just as sticky as those damned Canadians.
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    I could never fuck everything. I mean, a coconut? Scratchy. A cactus? Risky.

    I look forward to hearing ideas from others though.
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  8. 05-14-2010 11:33 PM #8
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  13. 05-15-2010 01:52 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Booya, philly continues to be just as sticky as those damned Canadians.
    Canadiens, learn 2 spell the name of the team that spanked ur homeboys imo
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    Why would you wan to fuck EVERYTHING? I mean really...some things might hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee View Post
    Why would you wan to fuck EVERYTHING? I mean really...some things might hurt.
    Well, you're fucking with my joke and seem to be doing ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Like a cactus.
    Or a coconut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blake86 View Post
    just heated up a nice glazed krispy kreme
    Nice. I recommend making a pilot hole first though and go real slow initially. Don't need to blow out the back side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    this ones better

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    lol win

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