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View Poll Results: I'm hotter than courtiebee?

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    Default [NSFW] Hottie poses with FTR thong



    Forgot to mention, that's me.
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    You should add a HOT or NOT poll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    You should add a HOT or NOT poll.
    Done.
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    what the fuck.
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    Fuckin' nasty.
    (we actually need a smiley of some guy ripping his eyeballs out)

    I think the probation police should write this one up
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    too sexy for words
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    too
    fucking
    hot
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    Put it in the gallery.
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    Since when is "hottie" interchangable with "hairy man ass"?
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    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinky
    Fuckin' nasty.
    (we actually need a smiley of some guy ripping his eyeballs out)

    I think the probation police should write this one up
    I had permission, from Xianti, after he saw the picture first.

    Quote Originally Posted by LesWorm
    Since when is "hottie" interchangable with "hairy man ass"?
    Do I see any hair? No.

    What's really funny is I'm only losing 6-9 here.
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-03-2016 at 09:28 PM.
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    MY EYES ARE BLEEDING AAAAAAAH
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    lmao.

    Good thing I srolled past that as fast as I could.
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    *shudders*
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  18. #18
    Yes 42% [ 9 ]
    No 57% [ 12 ]

    Total Votes : 21
    WTF????
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    you could have wiped yo' ass before you took the picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    What's really funny is I'm only losing 6-9 here.
    Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:04 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkbee
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    What's really funny is I'm only losing 6-9 here.
    Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...
    :P potd
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:04 PM.
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    Seriously I was the first person to view this thread and still am not emotionally well to make a comment regarding how I have been affected.

    ps. You turned me

    pps. I cannt quit you
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    i'm currently trying to stab my eyes out with a spoon.

    gg breakfast.
    derp
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    I think I see your anus *
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    Seriously, Xianti. Put it in the gallery.
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    vomit
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    orgasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    still am not emotionally well
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    Quote Originally Posted by donkbee
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    What's really funny is I'm only losing 6-9 here.
    Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...
    woot

    Thanks. Should I post more?
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:05 PM.
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    Frontal pic from spoon
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:06 PM.
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    this can only end in tears
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    this can only end in tears
    tears make the best lube
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    yup you confirmed it.

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    She only wants me for my pimp juice.
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    Ghey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    this can only end in tears
    tears make the best lube
    Self owned, I love it
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    can we just ban you know and get it over with...


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    BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azureXsmurF
    BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
    and by dig, eyes, out, splintery-wooden-spoon to-take-away-the-pain; you obviously mean clean, cum, up, nut-rag, before-it-dries-up-and-gets-all-nasty-and-crusty, respectively. amirite? ami!?
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    like "oh.. you mean you enjoyed the pic and nutted all over.. right? cuz.. like thats what I did.."
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    That was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, spoon. Well fucking done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    That was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, spoon. Well fucking done.

    Ty ty.

    FTR = SFB
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by azureXsmurF
    BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
    and by dig, eyes, out, splintery-wooden-spoon to-take-away-the-pain; you obviously mean clean, cum, up, nut-rag, before-it-dries-up-and-gets-all-nasty-and-crusty, respectively. amirite? ami!?
    urrite.
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    I have a full front picture that I'll post if someone else agrees to post also.
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:07 PM.
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    Anyone want more pics?
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    oh wtf. I hate you.
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    worst bump ever, not close.
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    easily best bump ever
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    oh my god
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    I'm locking this now to deter future bumping. I'm saving many people from poking their eyes out.


    {Locked}
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    You just locked the best thread in all of FTR
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    You just locked the best thread in all of FTR
    This thread wasn't locked so mods could bump it by posting in it.

    NO MORE!!!
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    I disagree with the lock
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Are you serious, Gee? What do you find appealing about this thread?

    If you can convince me that this thread is a good thread, I'll allow the unlock.
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    she's never seen a guy's ass before, she has a point.

    edit: besides mine, obviously.
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    oh fine leave it locked
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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  58. #58
    Just seems like you locked it for no reason!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Saving people's eyes is a good reason.
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    Enjoy. You masochists.
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    spoon has very big balls dont u think?
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    courtie when we meet ill show you more than my ass. i promise you will have a great time.
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    And I am getting flowers, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    ....Ah...

    Well, shit.
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    yes, and btw im good at picking at flowers. they wont just be the normal boring flowers, they will be a pretty arrangement.

    but this only happens if i get to come.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    You just locked the best thread in all of FTR
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    WTF this is the most cruel bump ever. Now do one where we can see your .
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    but this only happens if i get to come.
    Damn that's perverted..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    but this only happens if i get to come.
    Damn that's perverted..
    5 dolla, sucky sucky?

    Hell for you I'd do it for 3
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    *Your Profile>Show Avatars in Topic>No>Submit*
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    nude photo shoot?

    Thoughts?
    Last edited by donkbee; 06-07-2016 at 04:08 PM.
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    PU$$Y Guest
    I want to see your pussy
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    PU$$Y Guest
    I'll pay
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