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Trikflow77
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02-02-2008, 08:47 PM
Post subject: My neighbor, the idiot.
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So my neighbor to my left is a funny story. He is a hispanic guy that won the lottery for like 500k after taxes. So he moves his family out of the gutter and buys a brand new house. They are pretty domesticated, nice people and all that. So throughout the year he would come over to my house drunk and want to bet on football games. We would usually bet 50-500 bucks on games, and i CRUSHED him because he only bets games "straight up" meaning no spreads involved. So i would pick big favorites most of the time and crush him.
He came over last night and wanted to bet me 5k on the GIANTS STRAIGHT UP. Booked and money escrowed.......WHAT A FISH SHIP IT!!!!!!
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until the giants win...
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Ah the famous hustle...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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wow. can you put me down for 1k?????
wouldnt you feel a little bad if you took so much money off this guy he had to move his family back in the gutter?
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yeah go back to him and try to put more on it, like as much as you are comfortable with... and then if he will go more than that do it and sell off the extra action to FTR.
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by will641
wow. can you put me down for 1k?????
wouldnt you feel a little bad if you took so much money off this guy he had to move his family back in the gutter?
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he payed cash for the house so that isnt going to happen, and he has a job as a truck driver or something. I wanted to bet as much as he would, and 5k was his max.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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the title was better then the actual post, which surprisingly turned out pretty good too
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lol; you could hedge that out to make a profit no matter what happened.
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lol; you could hedge that out to make a profit no matter what happened.
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
lol; you could hedge that out to make a profit no matter what happened.
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the only appropriate response.
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Trik you're the king of hustle.
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I learned my lesson with my bet against spenda.
You can still have a position, just not have yourself exposed on the losing side at all.
Especially when you have in essence
one bet at +100
and the other at +400
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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5k, wasn't it?
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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This thread is going to be around for a while if the giants win
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That Manning to Tyree pass was one of the sickest things I've ever seen.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Manning fluked not throwing an interception on that drive. Tyree deserves a hell of a lot of credit if the Giants win for that ridiculous catch he just made.
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Wow if the Giants hold on that's one of the greatest drives ever. so so so sick
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Manning fluked not throwing an interception on that drive. Tyree deserves a hell of a lot of credit if the Giants win for that ridiculous catch he just made.
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That was a pretty sweet catch. Half right hand, half right side of head.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I can't decide which Patriot's face I'm most excited to see after the game
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
Manning fluked not throwing an interception on that drive. Tyree deserves a hell of a lot of credit if the Giants win for that ridiculous catch he just made.
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That was a pretty sweet catch. Half right hand, half right side of head. |
The fact that Manning avoided the sack on that play after being basically wrapped up makes it even crazier.
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uh oh
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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He had a feeling...
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until the giants win...
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Eli Manning is one lucky MFer
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Fixed your post.
Nonetheless, that was A RIDICULOUS CATCH.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
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sorry trik
you hedged it right?
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Protect dog
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maybe need a new title to thread
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The only bad thing about this game is listening to those fuckasses from the 72 Dolphins gloat.
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i just threw up a little in my mouth .
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hoozay !!! i beated real life !1!!
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I think we just witnessed what will forever be referred to as
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Your neighbor cost himself at least $15,000 by placing that bet with you instead of a book. Hoooooly crap.
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The only bad thing about this game is listening to those fuckasses from the 72 Dolphins gloat.
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it could be worse if the pats won and we had to listen to them gloat for another 40 years
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Protect dog
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blaaahh... hahahahah...hahahha. *snort* hahahahah...
man I'm so sorry.. but after a brag like that... dont you think you deserve it?
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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02-04-2008, 02:45 AM
Post subject: Re: My neighbor, the idiot.
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WHAT A FISH SHIP IT!!!!!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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well that sucks chase 
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You can blame this loss on Belicheck. Who tries to convert a 4th and 13 over kicking a 48 yard field goal in a dome to make it a 7 point lead. That was the worst play call I've seen in my entire life.
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