after all the jokes in this thread, bodeist is asking for approval
you must have one bad ass joke
good luck in strike onesville
08-17-2006 12:24 AM
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after all the jokes in this thread, bodeist is asking for approval | |
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08-17-2006 12:41 AM
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a catholic priest and a rabbi co-own an adoption agency, tragically the orphanage catches fire one day, "what should we do?" exclaimed the priest |
08-17-2006 01:43 AM
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08-17-2006 05:34 AM
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A man is vacationing in Jamaica with his wife. He is taking a leak and this Rastaman notices that he has the letters WDY Tatooed on his penis, the Rasta had to ask him why, the vacationer replied "I got it for my wife, when I get an erection the tatoo reads WENDY". The next day the tourist is taking a leak and he sees the same rasta taking a leak and he notices that the rasta has the letters WDY tatooed on his penis now, he asks "Is your wife named Wendy too?", the rasta says proudly, "Nah mon, I got it for ya wife mon, when I get an erection it reads welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day!" | |
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08-17-2006 08:44 AM
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What is easier to unload - a truckload of bowling balls or a truckload of dead baby's? | |
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08-17-2006 08:54 AM
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Little Billy, Johnny and Davey were sitting in their room when mom called up - "You guys come on down for breakfast". | |
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08-17-2006 09:44 AM
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let me preface this by saying i am in no way a racist, and this j0ke is not horribly offensive, but i could be offensive to some. | |
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08-17-2006 11:28 AM
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why couldnt helen keller drive? |
08-17-2006 11:41 AM
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why do you put a baby into a blender feet first? | |
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08-17-2006 12:07 PM
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This one isn't obscene, but I think it's funny. | |
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08-17-2006 09:11 PM
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What is this obsession with dead babies??? | |
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08-17-2006 10:28 PM
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08-18-2006 07:54 AM
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Whats the difference between Poker and Church? |
08-18-2006 09:17 AM
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What nationality is Mr Sheen? |
08-18-2006 10:07 AM
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A guy with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and says... | |
08-18-2006 10:11 AM
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Why don't tampons talk to each other? | |
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08-18-2006 10:15 AM
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08-18-2006 10:18 AM
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for your kids, | |
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08-18-2006 10:22 AM
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2 guys walk into a bar.... | |
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08-18-2006 10:43 AM
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08-18-2006 10:50 AM
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What happened to following the thread guidelines that clearly state If you read you must reply w/ a better one? | |
08-18-2006 10:57 AM
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08-18-2006 11:45 AM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs... | |
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08-18-2006 11:54 AM
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what's black and sits at the top of the stairs? | |
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08-18-2006 12:15 PM
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What do you tell a women with two black eyes. | |
08-18-2006 12:29 PM
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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? | |
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08-18-2006 12:33 PM
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08-18-2006 12:33 PM
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08-18-2006 01:24 PM
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If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is | |
08-18-2006 01:32 PM
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08-18-2006 01:39 PM
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08-18-2006 01:42 PM
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You took them from the same site as me!!! | |
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08-18-2006 01:54 PM
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A guy keeps losing weight no matter how much he eats. He goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and says, "You have a tapeworm." |
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08-18-2006 02:08 PM
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does womens rights count as a joke? |
08-18-2006 02:15 PM
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Why does a rancher fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? | |
08-18-2006 02:58 PM
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08-18-2006 04:51 PM
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The ultimate dead baby joke. | |
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08-19-2006 12:29 AM
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hahaha amazing big red, ive heard em before but they are still classic.... |
08-19-2006 01:34 AM
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My personal favorite is a classic, but still funny. | |
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08-19-2006 02:32 AM
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A blonde walks into a library. After some searching around, she goes up to the librarian and she says, "hi, can I have a burger and some fries?" | |
08-19-2006 02:32 AM
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whats long black and smelly? |
08-19-2006 03:34 PM
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A father and his 6 year old son are walking home from school and the boy sees two dogs going at it. The son asks his dad, "what are they doing?". Dad replies "they're making puppies." |
08-20-2006 10:25 AM
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This black guy walks into the Unemployment line after he has been on disability and shit his whole life, He tells the guy behind the counter that he is ready to work and wants a Job. | |
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08-20-2006 05:47 PM
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What do all of the women in a battered womans shelter have in common? | |
08-20-2006 05:58 PM
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08-20-2006 08:19 PM
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Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? | |
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08-20-2006 11:28 PM
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Why is Michael Jackson like Mcdonalds? |
08-20-2006 11:34 PM
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What do you do if your women comes out of the kitchen with a black eye? | |
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08-21-2006 12:21 AM
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So this one time I was playing with this one guy at party 2/4NL. I flopped a set which he bet at and I raised. I heard shouting coming through my monitor! I can't remember exactly, but it sounded something like "OH WOW, NO FEAR, NO FEAR AT ALL!! AHHH GODDAMNIT I'M GOING ALL-IN". Sure enough, all $700 of his chips go in the middle, and my set takes down his king high. tuff_fish left the table soon thereafter. | |
08-21-2006 12:41 AM
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Way to ruin another thread Lukie. you suck. | |
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08-22-2006 12:02 AM
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Woman goes out to a club one night and gets chatting to this guy she's never met before. All night there's really good chemistry between the 2 and although it's not like her, they go back to his place afterwards. As soon as she gets through the door they're all over each other and she has the most wild amazing sex of her life. After they finish she notices in his bedroom all the shelves are stacked full with cuddly toys, arranged in size order, smallest at the bottom, largest at the top. She figures this to be a bit odd and asks the guy what it's all about. He makes a show of considering the question and responds with, "Well, you can take your pick of anything off the middle shelf." |
08-22-2006 12:44 AM
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08-22-2006 01:40 AM
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in case you're serious.. the guy is allowing the girl to choose a teddybear based on how much points she scored with him (like at a carneval), ie how good the sex was (in this case, mediocre). | |
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08-22-2006 02:51 AM
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08-22-2006 10:11 AM
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09-05-2006 10:15 AM
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Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain. | |
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09-08-2006 04:30 PM
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Did you hear about the two Canadian blondes who froze to death at the drive-in movie? | |
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09-11-2006 06:53 PM
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Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. | |
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09-11-2006 06:55 PM
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This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. | |
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09-11-2006 07:38 PM
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What's the smartest thing that's ever come out of a woman's mouth? | |
09-14-2006 09:44 AM
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If Jesus had a Lay-Z-Boy: | |
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09-14-2006 06:38 PM
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09-15-2006 11:57 AM
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Here's a joke i made up myself, tell me if you like it: | |
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09-15-2006 01:35 PM
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this was in Wired... | |
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09-18-2006 04:23 PM
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This guy is the waiting room at the hospital while his wife gives birth to a baby. The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says, "I have something I must tell you about your baby." | |
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09-22-2006 01:05 PM
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This one works better in person but here goes... | |
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09-26-2006 09:55 AM
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As stolen from a 2 and a half Men episode: | |
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09-26-2006 11:48 AM
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What has 7 arms and sucks? | |
09-28-2006 11:42 AM
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a man and a woman are in a car accidentA woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. | |
09-30-2006 11:08 PM
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if racism offends you, skip this post |
10-04-2006 12:27 PM
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." | |
10-04-2006 04:19 PM
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10 rules for donks1. Play Every hand. You never know when the poker gods will bless you with an incredible suck out. Consider all money you lost a sacrifice for your big score. | |
10-04-2006 06:12 PM
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Bill Frist. Thread Over. | |
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10-04-2006 06:15 PM
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Re: 10 rules for donks
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10-04-2006 08:31 PM
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Re: 10 rules for donks
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