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    Default important news (wink wink)

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    Darling, we're going to bed, I need to cure you!
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    Nice Find!!
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    himself fucker.
    Yah, we kinda stumbled across this one a year ago. Well worth the effort to help out any random female you come across.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripptyde
    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years
    suspected...

    "That one looks like she swallows... mark her in column A"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RD Olivaw
    Quote Originally Posted by Ripptyde
    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years
    suspected...

    "That one looks like she swallows... mark her in column A"
    What guy hasn't done that?
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    lol...


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    <dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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    Go Wolfpack
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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    Haha... I went to NC State and remember when some kids posted that. Funny shit that is worth bringing up again.
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    Rippy is such an altruistic humanitarian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Rippy is such an altruistic humanitarian.
    al·tru·ism:

    1.Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness.

    I second that. Tell your girlfriend/wife that what you ask is because of your concern for her health.
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    Has anyone got slapped for saying this yet? I could see some girls getting pissed off and thinking you were just being an ass hole trying to get some…
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerfanatic01
    Has anyone got slapped for saying this yet? I could see some girls getting pissed off and thinking you were just being an ass hole trying to get some…
    lol i agree, doesnt FTR have any female users, i bet they would get really pissed of by this post....rofl


    -anto
    <dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    doesnt FTR have any female users
    Well, there's Honey. :P
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    doesnt FTR have any female users
    Well, there's Honey. :P
    whose honey?? fishstick or fyrfyr, cause all of u seem really close..lol


    -anto
    <dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elanto
    whose honey?? fishstick or fyrfyr, cause all of u seem really close..lol


    -anto
    From my observations it's quite a torrid triangular relationship they have, all I can say is when one of em forgets the laundry or dishes... duck.

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