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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    Am I really that stupid? Maybe i don't want an answer to that....
    i don't mind you posting that spoon - As long as i don't sde your ass in any pictures, you can say whatever you want....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It's not anything you say. We just really hate Kurt Russell.
    hahaha - I can see how Captain Ron can really spark some hostilities that have been lying dormant in people for a long time....too funny -
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    is Martial Law over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    Am I really that stupid? Maybe i don't want an answer to that....
    i don't mind you posting that spoon - As long as i don't sde your ass in any pictures, you can say whatever you want....
    AMEN
  5. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    ItDepends: Maybe you could use the $50 you stole from me for the fantasy football league to fix your car
    Sorry bob, if I was Doggz i would pocket the cash from it and tell Xianti to pay it as well. Doggz had actually just talked to me about seeding it with his own money and sending everyone their cash back. But now he cant, cuz he's banned. Xianti, strike me if you want, you've turned into a Nazi.

    P.S. The fact that 50% of commune threads get locked and everyone has to watch their every fucking word makes this forum look less appeasing than it did when everyone was at each others' throats.
    Your right to some extent....but alot of the posts in the community are down right retarded and deserve to be locked and people deserve to be banned (not all the time).....i mean we dont want to turn into NWP do we
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    I think trik should be banned if he doesn't get his old avatar back. I never recognize him anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I think trik should be banned if he doesn't get his old avatar back. I never recognize him anymore.
    Which one?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    ItDepends: Maybe you could use the $50 you stole from me for the fantasy football league to fix your car
    Sorry bob, if I was Doggz i would pocket the cash from it and tell Xianti to pay it as well. Doggz had actually just talked to me about seeding it with his own money and sending everyone their cash back. But now he cant, cuz he's banned. Xianti, strike me if you want, you've turned into a Nazi.

    P.S. The fact that 50% of commune threads get locked and everyone has to watch their every fucking word makes this forum look less appeasing than it did when everyone was at each others' throats.
    Your right to some extent....but alot of the posts in the community are down right retarded and deserve to be locked and people deserve to be banned (not all the time).....i mean we dont want to turn into NWP do we
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    Why aren't people seeing the obvious?


    DoGGz (ItDepends) was already on watch when he came back. He should have been banned immediately. But I decided to give him a second chance (against some people's wishes) as long as he didn't show any signs of being the way he was when he was banned the first time.

    Yes. He was treated differently and the discipline more severe than others. But again... he was not even supposed to be here.


    Isn't that obvious?

    And lambchop, I have no beef with you. You can call me nazi all you want. At least you know how to criticize without losing your cool. Nothing wrong with criticism.
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    Sigh, he just puts out a lot, unlike a prude admin I know.
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    To anyone questioning Xianti's decision to ban, read this thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...757&highlight=

    Case closed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    To anyone questioning Xianti's decision to ban, read this thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...757&highlight=

    Case closed.
    Um....no
  14. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Why aren't people seeing the obvious?

    Yes. He was treated differently and the discipline more severe than others.

    Isn't that obvious?
    FYP.
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    lambchop you are kidding yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    ItDepends: Maybe you could use the $50 you stole from me for the fantasy football league to fix your car
    Sorry bob, if I was Doggz i would pocket the cash from it and tell Xianti to pay it as well. Doggz had actually just talked to me about seeding it with his own money and sending everyone their cash back. But now he cant, cuz he's banned. Xianti, strike me if you want, you've turned into a Nazi.

    P.S. The fact that 50% of commune threads get locked and everyone has to watch their every fucking word makes this forum look less appeasing than it did when everyone was at each others' throats.
    Your right to some extent....but alot of the posts in the community are down right retarded and deserve to be locked and people deserve to be banned (not all the time).....i mean we dont want to turn into NWP do we
    I agree that we dont want to become NWP. But locking too many threads and discipining too many people is just as bad as not lot locking any threads and discipling noone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    lambchop you are kidding yourself
    Wow, i am so shocked that all you responded was a vague one line statement that served no purpose.........oh wait.....its gabe.....nm
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    Doggz being a piece of shit? wow that's something new
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    To anyone questioning Xianti's decision to ban, read this thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...757&highlight=

    Case closed.
    cliff notes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    To anyone questioning Xianti's decision to ban, read this thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...757&highlight=

    Case closed.
    cliff notes?
    people send money for FF league to doggz, doggz gets banned, wildbob wants his money back, doggz lies about not having money, wildbob doesnt get his money back yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    To anyone questioning Xianti's decision to ban, read this thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...757&highlight=

    Case closed.
    cliff notes?
    People send money for FF league to itdepends, itdepends gets banned, wildbob wants his money back, wildbob chases itdepends to his poker game where he has his chat off, doggz lies about not having money, wildbob runs to p5s to cry over his $50 and wildbob hasn't appologied yet
    FYP
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    lambchop, you've got some really distorted views of common sense morals and behavior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    lambchop, you've got some really distorted views of common sense morals and behavior.
    ???
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    locked. nothing to see here. move on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Wow, i am so shocked that all you responded was a vague one line statement that served no purpose.........oh wait.....its gabe.....nm
    .....

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    Um....no
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    FYP.
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    FYP.
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    ???
    haha
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    Doggz: We have to fuck some people up in tribal wars. The guy from PMS between us is looking really tempting. Apparantly, there is more then 1 tribe trying to wipe them out.

    Lamb: Browns game this year. Find some tickets b/c I want to go.

    Gabe: Straight up balla'. Not much else to say.


    sorry for the hijack everyone

    Why can't everyone else be more like me?
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    Give the guy a break.

    Not that it matters but i dont think Kurt Russell was too offended and i actually laughed, people make these comments all the time.
    There have been miles worse ones made.
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    Kurt Russel has a pretty thick skin, and he's heard much worse...But the guy was a jackass - If he just wanted to post his day, post it - but I do know energy drinks are not good if you are already predisposed to anxiety attacks - The #1 thing as a transplant recipient is to stay Clean - I mean neat freak, Munk like fucking clean - I have a sanitizer bottle at my desk at work, 1 in my car, and 1 on my computer desk - dirty is not an option - But the #2 most important thing is to keep my heart rate down - high blood pressure taxes the kidneys big time, and thats why I have to stay away from the rockstars/redbulls - Which sucks because i absolutely love drinking Vodka Red Bulls - you get the nice drunk, with a nice energy boost - I didn't claim to be a heart dr though...so it was a tad unnecessary -

    capt. ron moves on w/out a 2nd thought - we don't care either way - i was just trying to help....he even said he had to pull over right after he had the drink, so it sounds like some correlation there....good luck doggz -
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    you mean you pee on your hands, to make them stronger?

    i have to stay clean cause i'm immune suppressed - I have to trick my body, or it will see the kidney as a foreign object and attack it - so my natural immune system isn't there - thats why sanitizer has become a top expense
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    you mean you pee on your hands, to make them stronger?

    i have to stay clean cause i'm immune suppressed - I have to trick my body, or it will see the kidney as a foreign object and attack it - so my natural immune system isn't there - thats why sanitizer has become a top expense
    I wasn't really making fun of you, just quoting my main man GC. What about foreign object in your rear, will Lukie get attacked by your body too?
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    This thread is a fun read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alibi
    Red Bull sucks almost as much as the soccer team named after it
    Yeah, that shit gave me the most god-awful heartburn the other day. I kept having to run to the toilets because I thought I was about to throw up. Which is annoying in front of 20 people who secretly think that you've got the runs.

    To top this thread off, the unfortunate guy who posted this has now been banned.

    Life downswing?
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    I wonder how much he's made playing 25/50NL...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I wonder how much he's made playing 25/50NL...
    I guess we'll never know
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    you mean you pee on your hands, to make them stronger?

    i have to stay clean cause i'm immune suppressed - I have to trick my body, or it will see the kidney as a foreign object and attack it - so my natural immune system isn't there - thats why sanitizer has become a top expense
    That explains a lot.
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    red bull makes me want to get banned !
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    lambchop you are kidding yourself
    Wow, i am so shocked that all you responded was a vague one line statement that served no purpose.........oh wait.....its gabe.....nm
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    ItDepends's outburst was the only one that contained a personal attack.

    And he was already on thin ice as soon as he came back from the grave.
    I don't really understand why he burst like that.. but apparently something that was said struck a chord with him - I can't really relate because I don't have this condition he has.. and apart from this outburst I can't really remember any bad posts by him at all.. so maybe his condition + the double near-death experience put some extra strain on him to cause this?..
    I think this needs to be accounted for.

    While I realize people don't like doggz, esp the admins, I think he's made a real effort to post positive stuff and he had a moment of weakness. I don't think he deserves the ban and I think most people will agree he doesn't. We need to look past who we dislike on a personal interest level and think about the good of the community as a whole. It was one personal attack about a sensitive subject. Does that really outweigh the benfits of having an intelligent high stakes player who is also a friend to many? I certainly don't think it does.
    fwiw worth this is how i feel (i was just incapable of saying it in these words)
    I understand Xianti has to maintain a level of dicipline and i agree with that. I dont know a perfect way to deal with the trouble we have had, i just think its generally the posters/people the site has taken onboard as it has grown. certainly, there are 'special' groups but that should not really be a concern. What bothers me is that we lost a member who potentially has at least something to offer the community here over a temper tantrum or something.
    I accept xianti's point doggz shouldnt have been give a second chance anyway, but i also think *some* (and i dont personally feel its xianti) members of the community dislike one another and dont make any attempt to solve these disputes, they just carry on hating. I think this creates as many problems as anything else does.
    Ive seen a lot of stuff lately where 'i know better than you' has been unwritten in many peoples posts and its just a bit childish really.
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    Well thank god I'm still around to contribute.
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    just saw this thread, haha

    editbv I posted in it, but I never read OP
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    great bump. Locked, someone else can overrule me but I dont think we want to have this fight AGAIN.
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    Another stupid and irritating bump by the reverse-aging Triptanes. Good lock, eupho.

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