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koolmoe
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03-19-2007, 04:39 AM
Post subject: How Gayb Got Mono: Act I (Dialup caution - Animated GIFs)
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Full House
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Our Heros, SuperGayb and Spewkieplaya, descend to Paradise for some poker and fun....
Little did they know that their Arch-nemeses had arrived ahead of them with nefarious plans in store.
WaspEater, the ringleader, had a plan to flush Gayb to his cohorts.
WaspEater got a seat at SuperGayb's table and put his plan into action.
Busted and distraught, SuperGayb sought out the advice of the always charitable Barry Greenstein, who had recently adopted a strange new language.
To be continued...(Act II: Ballin it Up)
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Lukie
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hahaha wow, this has to be the best post ever, I can't wait for Act II.
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gabe
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i feel lame responding to this thread but its awesome
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Lukie
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i am lame and responding to this thread has absolutely nothing to do with that
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ha! zing
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This thread has the ensign_lee stamp of approval, most definitely.
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Lukie
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ok so gabe was playing courtie in some $5 hu sng's earlier. If I got the story right, gabe accidentally starts playing a random. He gets it allin with a backdoor flush draw and stacks some poor soul's flopped 2 pair. Keep in mind this is a $5 sng.
gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
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ensign_lee
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So if Gabe pwns me, I get my money back x20?
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NO YOU
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Gabe still owes me $400 fore counterfeiting my two pair. NH Koolmoe, you're like a more refined red grape.
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bode
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amazing work. keep it up.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by Lukie
gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
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That's pretty sweet.
And wow, this thread is incredible.
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Best. Thread. Evar.
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amazing.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Gabe owes me 150 bucks with no intention of ever paying.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
ok so gabe was playing courtie in some $5 hu sng's earlier. If I got the story right, gabe accidentally starts playing a random. He gets it allin with a backdoor flush draw and stacks some poor soul's flopped 2 pair. Keep in mind this is a $5 sng.
gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
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It's true! gabe is my fuckin hero!!
I think gabe actually sincerely felt bad because he told the guy from the start, "this is an accident, I'm just gonna go all in until it's over" and the guy was like, "aw man, let's just play properly ..." Gabe pushed by accident and donkstuck the poor guy ... lol.
KARMA, GABE.
It's also true that gabe's A8 > courtie's A9 and I suck at poker 
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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POTY!!
This is incrediblle! It just made my night.
( worked from 6am to 9pm then crashed my work van on the way home cause of the snow)
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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the staredown is awesome
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L-O-L Alex Ferguson.
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K2 the ArmA
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This is one of the best threads I've ever seen in any forum, ever.
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ACT II ? comming soon?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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koolmoe
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I have the storyline for Act II, but I'm kinda busy this week. Maybe towards the weekend.
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amazing read
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ninja bump
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gabe is now cured.
But we can pretend gabe is still sick so koolmoe can finish his masterpiece.
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Anosmic
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If Gabe really cared about the FTR community he'd go out, find a skanky ho and get re-infected for us so as not to ruin the comedy.
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Where's lukieplaya when you need him...
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That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Lukie
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i'm right here!!!
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go get gayb infected with more mono, mmkthx.
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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oh shit! Ive felt like Im gonna get sick for the past 2 weeks or so... hooked up with this girl a couple times in the past 3 weeks... ffffffuck, maybe I got pozzed!? That would suck, a lot.
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pre-Vegas bump
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we need an act 2 pre-vegas and the final act after.
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gabe
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vegasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss
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sup yall
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Lukie
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MAN I'M SO PUMPED, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE CREW AGAIN
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gabe
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me too
im gonne fuck you and trik up and going to give george a hug
trik has cost me money so ill stab him!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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yooooooooo 19 year old sauce is hittin VEGAAAAASSSSS
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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yooooooooo 19 year old sauce is hittin VEGAAAAASSSSS except for the casinos...or anything else remotely fun that requires you to be of age
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lukie
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me too
im gonne fuck you and trik up and going to give george a hug
trik has cost me money so ill stab him!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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i'm going to fuck you up and give trik and george a hug
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bigred
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We all know Lukie's grammar checker popped up and said "Excuse me sir, you added an up in there"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred, all he cant do is table games. He can play poker, he can drink, he can sex hookers, he can do blow outta hookers cleavage and/or ass cracks.
What exactly is he missing out on?
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bigred
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