haiku's only

[freechus9]

i had an idea
haikus only in this thread
please follow the rules

dont be a big dick
posting non-haikus is lame
you'll get syphilis

[freechus9]

omg im rich
my bankroll is 3000
ill go buy some drugs

first i have to deuce
shit theres no toilet paper
and i clogged the bowl.......

[freechus9]

it is very late
procrastination is bad
i must get to bed

but i cant do that
ftr is addicting
reading mindless posts

stop being bitches
flaming is for the retards
lets all get along

[freechus9]

i know youre all there
stop being tool-bags and write
its only 3 lines

[freechus9]

guess ill keep writing
nobody has balls enough
man up and haiku

im too real for you
cant touch dis shit if u tried
i got too much steez

[BankItDrew]

i read about this before
please explain this first
and people will follow suit

[badgers]

that was no haiku
bankitdrew you fail epic
it's five, seven, five

[badgers]

I wrote a good one
I will build it up a lot
my haiku is great

Before we go on
I'd like to introduce now
my greatest haiku

FTR is cool
but writing haikus is too
thats just how i roll

ok so it sucked
and i built it up too much
die in a grease fire

edit: i had to
remove a spare syllable
from the fourth haiku

[WillburForce]

I had to wiki
cause my knowledge was not good
now i make haiku

[kevster]

FTR people
try but cannot write Haiku's
syllable failure

[spoonitnow]

I met a ginger
On MySpace and boned her hard
Now she's my girlfriend

True story

[lolzzz_321]

another bad beat
has one again boned me hard
no one hears my screams

[BennyLaRue]

aces cracked:
outside are crickets
to be heard.

(About 5-7-5,
It's one of like, fifty rules,
And least important.)

[badgers]

the haiku below
i will not take credit for
i heard it before

to write a poem
in seventeen syllables
is very dific

[spoonitnow]

"Wat wat in the butt"
Jesus Christ, Butters is cute
But I am cuter

[spoonitnow]

Arroz con pollo
Said Jay-Z in Girls, Girls, Girls
Black peeps like chicken

[WildBobAA]

lol at drew
he's too lazy to google
benny sucks also

[FlyingSaucy]

spoonit takes the cake
racial slander in haiku
spoonit a cracker

[kevster]

WildBob's was the worst
Fifteen syllables oh no
It's seventeen yo

[WildBobAA]

"el oh el" is three
WildBob's haiku's are legit
i am no Benny

[freechus9]

l o l o l
this thread became funnier
we should do it more

ill start a story
you guys continue with it
is that a good plan?

i went to a bar
ordered drinks and met a chick
she was pretty fine

i asked her her name
she said "Dave" and freaked me out
actually male..

[WildBobAA]

free-style haiku's
are the way to go i think
that's what I will do

Madden comes out soon
I will dominate Triptanes
Lions over Chiefs

[WildBobAA]

bob getting hungry
supreme pizza rolls for lunch
good stuff I M O

[freechus9]

i like burritos
filled with beans and cheese and shit
mexicans are great

[freechus9]

i have a boner
i want it to go away
my pants are too tight

[FlyingSaucy]

Taquitos for lunch
They cook in toaster oven
Toast them yum yums up

[WildBobAA]

actually for lunch
I now want breakfast instead
bacon, eggs, hasbrowns

[freechus9]

that last one was wrong
actually has 4 syls
but i forgive you

[yourfather]

I just quit my job
Unemployed and it feels good
Chilling and Boozin

[BennyLaRue]

lol at drew
he's too lazy to google
benny sucks also

That is a good point
Not smart for me to expect
Literati here

[Ragnar4]

Haiku about sex
in out in out in out cum
three pump chump, that's me.

[BankItDrew]

Respect dies a lot.
Why do people treat me poor?
I am not a bot.

One day you will fear.
One day you will wonder where.
One day you won't dare.

I ask for one love.
And not material things.
Fragile like a dove.

I loathe to be sought.
I wish to be popular.
But this bot, cannot.

[freechus9]

i want a cookie
chewy warm chocolaty
give me one right now

[WildBobAA]

getting drunk tonight
one dollar beers at wayside
sorry for drunk posts

[badgers]

this is just maybe
my favourite FTR thread
for a long time

incidentally
i think favourite can be said
in two syllables

[Ragnar4]

outed self as seer
it turns out that if I'm wrong
I'm gonna look 'tarded.

[bigspenda73]

Heads up for rollz leg
Your bankroll I will now take
Please pass the sugar

[blackatom]

lol werewolf
why do i even play it
i am retarded

[badgers]

how can this be that
this is the werewolf chat thread?
seems impractical

[WildBobAA]

you guys read the rules
no werewolf talk outside thread
triptanes strike you down

[Ragnar4]

oh damn, shit , sorry
Well, I'm dead toast anyway
Triptanes can bring it!

[tom]

Cockroach in kitchen
Hurry grab a shoe she says
Bitch you're wearing shoes

[freechus9]

spoonit's link is gross
tongue in ass is dirty shit
youll get diseases

ima smoke a blunt
does anyone have a match?
i cant smoke alone

[Deanglow]

im not good at these
cant help but put random shit
autumn morning sun

[kevster]

Wild Bob's Av is best
Gotta get dis off ma chest
All avs suck hard, no?

[kevster]

One day you will fear.
One day you will wonder where.
One day you won't dare.

Oh no Bank It Drew
Stop trying to clever be
Your Haiku's suck hard

[WildBobAA]

neighbor was mooching
my internet connection
i changed the password

[WildBobAA]

Wild Bob's Av is best
Gotta get dis off ma chest
All avs suck hard, no?

TJ Cookier
what can I saw about him?
he is a legend

[WildBobAA]

i am bored right now
waiting to go to the bar
call me now billee

[Alibi]

my weekend: crazy
breaking up with girlfriend soon
we dated a year.

two kegs at my house
going to get wasted tonight
massive, sick party.

tomorrow is cool
i get up at 5 a.m.
drive to chicago

going to go see nas
tribe, de la soul, mos def, jay
electronica.

have to sleep somewhere.
st. paul is so far away
so much gas money.

[aka_red]

[16:03] <reDZill4`chameleon> my name is yAAwn- and the nobs i attempt to pawn
[16:04] <reDZill4`chameleon> but im a really bad regulator and a premature ejaculator.
[16:04] <reDZill4`chameleon> trying to make the sexy time without commiting stagutory rape a very serious crime.

HAIKU Y/N/M?

[bigspenda73]

haiku it is not
words from a faggot it is
you are my bitches

[freechus9]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they done make sense
refrigerator

[Alibi]

steaing a haiku
from a lame internet shirt?
Surely not, good sir.

[swiggidy]

I LOLed
Will vote for thread of the year
Very nice hand sir

Saucy is big bitch
You do not drink better beer
Way to rile me

[lolzzz_321]

haiku game is strong
did you jut poop a virgin?
cuz that shit is tight

[swiggidy]

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten oh no
it stops working now

[badgers]

yo seven is two
syllables imho
get this shit sorted

[givememyleg]

Heads up for rollz leg
Your bankroll I will now take
Please pass the sugar

el oh el you nit
there's no way you would accept
im diabetic

[swiggidy]

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten doh
it stops working now

I can not count right
Haiku was an epic fail
But I FMP

[swiggidy]

looking at my post
I want to sex avatar
over and over

[givememyleg]

she is pretty hot
i wish she was here right now
what's her name again?

[givememyleg]

if she was here now
she would have to be naked
that is required

[givememyleg]

i'm kinda hungry
freech is the man i love him
i really do

























NOT!!!!

[givememyleg]

this is my fourth post
i have to leave the house now
spenda is a nit

[Hawk]

this is not the first
haiku that i have written
oh wait, yes it is.

[swiggidy]

Im also hungry
Wing place just opened nearby
Will be back in ten

[badgers]

time to play pokah
no more two outers today
i want to run goot

[a500lbgorilla]

stealing the next line
haiku's disrespecting you
refridgerator

[WildBobAA]

saw dark knight today
o m g so amazing
heath ledger is dead

this is a gay thread
gayer than shane o'connell
that is REALLY gay

[badgers]

shut the fuck up dwarf
this thread is so awesome cool
paracetamol

[swiggidy]

Can not tie his tie
He is only twelve and should
respect his elders

[givememyleg]

this is a gay thread
gayer than shane o'connell
that is REALLY gay

i tried to stack you
but you are a nit
i three bet AA

[zook]

I missed this thread how?
Idea sounded stupid
Surprisingly not

Party time tonight
Will know practically no one
Thank god for liquor