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Old 07-18-2008, 06:15 AM     Post subject: haiku's only #1 (permalink)  
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i had an idea
haikus only in this thread
please follow the rules

dont be a big dick
posting non-haikus is lame
you'll get syphilis
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:19 AM #2 (permalink)  
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omg im rich
my bankroll is 3000
ill go buy some drugs

first i have to deuce
shit theres no toilet paper
and i clogged the bowl.......
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:22 AM #3 (permalink)  
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it is very late
procrastination is bad
i must get to bed

but i cant do that
ftr is addicting
reading mindless posts

stop being bitches
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lets all get along
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:28 AM #4 (permalink)  
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i know youre all there
stop being tool-bags and write
its only 3 lines
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:33 AM #5 (permalink)  
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guess ill keep writing
nobody has balls enough
man up and haiku

im too real for you
cant touch dis shit if u tried
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:49 AM #6 (permalink)  
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that was no haiku
bankitdrew you fail epic
it's five, seven, five
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I wrote a good one
I will build it up a lot
my haiku is great

Before we go on
I'd like to introduce now
my greatest haiku

FTR is cool
but writing haikus is too
thats just how i roll

ok so it sucked
and i built it up too much
die in a grease fire

edit: i had to
remove a spare syllable
from the fourth haiku
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:46 AM #9 (permalink)  
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 I had to wiki
cause my knowledge was not good
now i make haiku
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:08 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:23 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:19 PM #13 (permalink)  
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outside are crickets
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:43 PM #14 (permalink)  
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the haiku below
i will not take credit for
i heard it before

to write a poem
in seventeen syllables
is very dific
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:07 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:09 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:13 PM #17 (permalink)  
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lol at drew
he's too lazy to google
benny sucks also
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:17 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:22 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:25 PM #20 (permalink)  
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"el oh el" is three
WildBob's haiku's are legit
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:30 PM #21 (permalink)  
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l o l o l
this thread became funnier
we should do it more

ill start a story
you guys continue with it
is that a good plan?

i went to a bar
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she was pretty fine

i asked her her name
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:35 PM #22 (permalink)  
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free-style haiku's
are the way to go i think
that's what I will do

Madden comes out soon
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:54 PM #23 (permalink)  
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bob getting hungry
supreme pizza rolls for lunch
good stuff I M O
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:18 PM #24 (permalink)  
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i like burritos
filled with beans and cheese and shit
mexicans are great
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:19 PM #25 (permalink)  
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I now want breakfast instead
bacon, eggs, hasbrowns
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:07 PM #28 (permalink)  
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that last one was wrong
actually has 4 syls
but i forgive you
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:58 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Haiku about sex
in out in out in out cum
three pump chump, that's me.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:00 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Why do people treat me poor?
I am not a bot.

One day you will fear.
One day you will wonder where.
One day you won't dare.

I ask for one love.
And not material things.
Fragile like a dove.

I loathe to be sought.
I wish to be popular.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:46 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:53 PM #34 (permalink)  
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this is just maybe
my favourite FTR thread
for a long time

incidentally
i think favourite can be said
in two syllables
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:14 PM #36 (permalink)  
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outed self as seer
it turns out that if I'm wrong
I'm gonna look 'tarded.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:21 PM #38 (permalink)  
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how can this be that
this is the werewolf chat thread?
seems impractical
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you guys read the rules
no werewolf talk outside thread
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Well, I'm dead toast anyway
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Quote:
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One day you will fear.
One day you will wonder where.
One day you won't dare.
Oh no Bank It Drew
Stop trying to clever be
Your Haiku's suck hard
- You're the reason why paradise lost
 
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we dated a year.

two kegs at my house
going to get wasted tonight
massive, sick party.

tomorrow is cool
i get up at 5 a.m.
drive to chicago

going to go see nas
tribe, de la soul, mos def, jay
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