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    Shit, i'm realy fuckin drunk. Kingest nat should friend me Supa Haole.
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    Ok, why the fuck can't I reply in lol pics thread?/ Dis is bullshitr
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    Hah, bullshitr!
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    Wtf? Why can't I reply in the lol pics. I demand retribution!
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    i'm sober.

    god damnit.
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    me too. this is far from optimal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCKING ORDER WEED ONLINE. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

    SERIOUSLY, I'M PISSED I CAN'T ORDER WEED ONLINE.
    you can order weed online bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolpwnt View Post
    you can order weed online bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    and i also am a peize-winning spell-a-thin master
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    i say that, i mean: "prize-winning spella-ton master"

    I MEAN SPELLATHON OK?
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    I'm baked with a buddy from new zealand ( been living in germany for six months), yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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    Mmm. Chorizo and eggs for to cure whisky belly is awesome. Wish I had some pazole tho. Defo tomorrow.
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    lol u guys and yer guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolpwnt View Post
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    pm link please
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    I have a cousin in walla walla. He's only got sumpin like 3988 years left. Maybe sooner with good time.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    am playing 16" softball league this year... already fucked my ankle during practice today... bring on the beer...
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    how awesome would it be to be ignorant and blissful

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    how awesome would it be to be ignorant and blissful
    shut up and go back to being intelligent and miserable
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    pm link please
    Last I heard website was down due to government pressure. LOL, oh those bitcoins.
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  23. #548
    here i am.

    fuck you all.

    i love you.
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    here i am.

    fuck you all.

    i love you.
    haha, hi! that was a gamut of emotions
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    being drunk is so much better than not being drunk.....
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  26. #551
    YES!!!
  27. #552
    Reporting for duty.

    8am in Sunny London Town. Been drinking alll night/morning. About to take down a $11 rebuy on Stars...

    Final table it (which I'm fking cuning gonna) any railers?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Reporting for duty.

    8am in Sunny London Town. Been drinking alll night/morning. About to take down a $11 rebuy on Stars...

    Final table it (which I'm fking cuning gonna) any railers?????

    *t
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    *t
    shipped it?
  30. #555
    15th. Meh. Hangover feels good though.
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    That pic of the Mask tilts the hell out of me. How old is this guy? I mean, I thought the Mask was funny when I was 13, but then I grew pubes and started watching decent films like Terminator and Predator. What music does this guy listen to? Justin Beiber?
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Dance with me cunts...

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    ongies gonna ong
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    the mask is smokin'
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    Still Fckn drunk from last night...gonna be a great day. Might jsut start drinking again, yippeee

    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That pic of the Mask tilts the hell out of me. How old is this guy? I mean, I thought the Mask was funny when I was 13, but then I grew pubes and started watching decent films like Terminator and Predator. What music does this guy listen to? Justin Beiber?
    +9687431698432168798461354

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    never stop drinking again
    FYP

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Hey SUpa,
    Have tou ever tried this? GOOD STUFF, OMG!!!


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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    wouldn't it be really sweet?
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    not as much as you'd think. Starts out kinda honeyish and finishes with like a mild cinnamon burn

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    spicy cheetos before ipa is a bad idea

    actually spicy cheetos are always a bad idea
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    Oh yeah, tennessee honey is actually pretty good. I try to stay away from sweet liquors tho coz the hangovers tend to fucking suck. Gentleman jack's better imo.

    Side note, warm jack with honey in it is the shit for a cold.
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    I've disliked IPAs most of my life and absolutely hated gin and tonics. Within the last month (besides wine), these are the only things I've wanted to drink. Am I preggerz?
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    Gin and tonic is a real drink. You're not up the duff, you've just become a man of distinction.
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    willburg's mom is so delicious

    wait i meant to say this perseverence ale russian imperial stout is delicious. tricerahops is no longer my go to
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    dry martini way to go imo.

    or really wet martini depending. but rarely ever. gin is <33333333333

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Oh yeah, tennessee honey is actually pretty good. I try to stay away from sweet liquors tho coz the hangovers tend to fucking suck. Gentleman jack's better imo.

    Side note, warm jack with honey in it is the shit for a cold.




    We just talking straight up Jack?

    How much honey, how much Jack?

    How warm?

    Just curious since I get hellacious colds in the fall, so this will come in handy very shortly.
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    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    willburg's mom is so delicious

    wait i meant to say this perseverence ale russian imperial stout is delicious. tricerahops is no longer my go to
    My mother is rather delicious though. I just had to type delicious about 5 times. And I was tryin gto copy your delicious anyway. Fk you red wine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    My mother is rather delicious though.
    Feeling a lil woozy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post


    We just talking straight up Jack?

    How much honey, how much Jack?

    How warm?

    Just curious since I get hellacious colds in the fall, so this will come in handy very shortly.
    A couple shots, as hot as you want. Think tea. Add honey to taste. Another good way is to add the Jack to a cup of boiling water or tea. A cup of boiling water, Jack, with lemon and honey is a hot toddy and another good choice. You'll have to play with it a little to know how you like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Feeling a lil woozy.
    woozy/cunted.
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    Awesome, ty.
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    The reason my head hurts.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    one will get me drunkish, so im pretty happy right now.

    shit is goooooooood
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  54. #579
    Being drunk >>>>>>> not being drunk
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post


    one will get me drunkish, so im pretty happy right now.

    shit is goooooooood
    So it takes six to get all of you drunkish ehhh
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    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    Half drunk, just had copious cans at a mates, now in pub, wetherspoons, then wine at a girls flat. Half drunk. 5.16 saturday evening
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    lol Dad of a newborn.
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    i am a little bit drunk now 3.14am but still a little bit, yes.

    life made a lot of sense an hour ago, now its pretty blury again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckySlevin View Post
    i am a little bit drunk now 3.14am but still a little bit, yes.

    life made a lot of sense an hour ago, now its pretty blury again.
    keep drinking, then write it down next time!
  62. #587
    what this talk about this jd shit.

    drniking bowmore 12yo single malty islay peaty smokey goodness mmm mmm mmm
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    Everyone...shot of Jag, mmkay?
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    Jag?.....ermeister?

    I drank so much of that stuff when I was 21-23 I can't even stomach the smell anymore.
    I like balls.
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    Fight through it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Jag?.....ermeister?

    I drank so much of that stuff when I was 21-23 I can't even stomach the smell anymore.
    +1

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    fuck everything about jagermeister
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Jag?.....ermeister?

    I drank so much of that stuff when I was 21-23 I can't even stomach the smell anymore.
    16-18 for me. I gag when I smell it.
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    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    pike monks trippel

    best, but not due to taste, due to not making me lethargic and hungover
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    I drank beer last night!

    nom stella artois

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    fuck everything about jagermeister
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    omfg, waking up drunk is fucking nutz. Irish car bombs is fucking nutz. Need greasy food now.
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    Drunk thread needs to be stickyafied.
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    running deep and drunk
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