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kmind
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
Posts: 4,240
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
clearly not drunk enough. Also likely drinking alone and thus lacking the frantic excitement of trying to summarize an awesome day just before passing out or finding a fleeting moment to pull yourself away from the fun to type shit on the internet.
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Haha I've typed something on the computer almost every single night since drinking and you are right. Last night was the drunkest I got by far and definitely the only time I had a lot of typos. I remember getting on FTR (don't remember any of my posts) because my friends finally left my room and I wanted to see what the internet was like. Me like.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Originally Posted by Bbickes
Dear BB. Consider being less of an ass when completely wasted. It leads to less awkward mornings.
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I have your shot picture.
Not drunk, but I was a lot drunk since Wed so I feel it's ok.
My root canal didn't hurt at all. It was just really long and boring. I recommend getting knocked out.
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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i'm super twisted right now. it has taken me 4 minutes to make this post amke somewhat sense.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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b-rabbit
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 207
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lol at twisted
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do the right thing.
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WildBobAA
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: lol i dunno
Posts: 1,811
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fml
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WildBobAA
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: lol i dunno
Posts: 1,811
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fags
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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my wife is pissed because I am drunk
fuck her
goddammit just let me live for once!
p.s. she's mad too because we're supposed to go on an 8-mile run tomorrow morning, THAT SHIT AINT HAPPINENGY, because we're gay fags and we're running a half-marathon in three weeks. fuck that, I will let my pure athleticism take over and jog that bitch in about 2:20.
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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life really sucks because she owns me, and she's hot, but that's awesome and not the point
the rest of my alcohol is in our mother fucking garage
we have an alarm system so I'd have to disarm it, she'd know, fuck
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b-rabbit
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 207
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hjahaha i'm drunk but i'm not owned by nobodys. this girl tried to get me to be lame like UG but i was all like naw bitch i'm leaving. gotta drinks more
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do the right thing.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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WARNING: UG may cause awesomeness.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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i r teh drunk and i typed up some hudge post bout my problems but deleted it cuz posting about teh problems r teh gay omg no wai
hope u like teh spellcheck
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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why did nobody like my jon lajoie thread that guy is teh shit yo
fuck u up ur stupid asses imo checkbox confirmed plus one like duh obviously robusto freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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say whaaaaaaaat?
power 'our 'll get da' job done. And if you get in its way, it'll knock ya a'round!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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Quality Braveheart randomness.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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b-rabbit
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 207
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so i'm drunk and i posted a stupid poll earlier today about fake real shit like loch ness monster and goblins or whatever and people took it all serious and got defensive and then i got pissed cause i was like naw man this is supposed to be for funs so i was like you're wrong on the interwebs or whatever. but i mean really. its just dumb shit. its all for fun. i just want to drink till i fall down. bigfoot is obv real
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do the right thing.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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fuck you all
IN THE ASS
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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Only the Ogopogo is real, none of that far fetched nonsense in your pole.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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wtf fuck fuck FUCK fuck
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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why did it say poop who did that shit i'm losing it man
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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idk how i made it home tonight. amn im hammmmmmmmmmerd
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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drinking for the masters! wooo!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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CBAT
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NY
Posts: 831
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Oh man, I should have stopped in here last night.
I was bombed ^_^.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Sadly I always forget about this thread even though I started it. I'm actually borderline drunk at the moment, but will probably just sober up now 
Happy Fucking Easter loser
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(='.'=)
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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haha drinking for the masters is so sweet
i was passed out at 3
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Parasurama
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: DMT
Posts: 820
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So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
haha drinking for the masters is so sweet
i was passed out at 3
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i thought you said you were in top form
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badgers
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Spewing
Posts: 3,372
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?
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haha gl with this
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game?
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I did this once. Lets just say it didn't end well.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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i'll do it!
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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need some ground rules, like when do you take a shot? every time you win a pot? every time there are 2 clubs on board? hell let's make prop bets while playing too.
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"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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yep im cunted
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Parasurama
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: DMT
Posts: 820
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I was thinking just get drunk, play outside your bankroll, and chronicle the adventures for ftr, but it would be more fun if there were rules. Take a shot every time you win a pot sounds excessive. Maybe take a shot every time you win a pot after the turn?
More than one person could play and you could have last longer (until you pass out) bets. Everyone picks a suit. When three or more of that suit come out, everyone who picked that suit drinks. Also, who can get his chat banned the fastest?
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 827
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The question is... would a decent poker player with a high tolerance win more than a very good poker player who is a cheap date?
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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If your from st louis don't even bother, just crawl into a whole and cry yourself to sleep you got no shot mesual have just skipped the games and gone straight to the golf course you got no shot. Oh yeah you can tall that bottle of wisers it ahd not shot to cause i can drink it all bitch. Thats it your done wait no i'm done bitches.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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Yeah bitches.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 3,905
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Yup. Completely lodaed.
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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wow
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ZwiFT
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Valuebet/fold
Posts: 778
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fuck i finrd the durknk thrweanm, i an sio pooped its not funnny i yeah poopend drunk thread i lovethi s therdersdd
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday.
Zwift, lock yur door, buddy.
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ZwiFT
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Valuebet/fold
Posts: 778
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My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday.
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i did poop brianna frost is da bebe.. omg she is hot omg pooptube her all day lone
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,448
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lol hahahahahhhhh gggml so funny
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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im out hrere
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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yourfather
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In your fridge
Posts: 603
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hahah whatwhat what fuck jkobes a ho and so is hitttin grunner runner starightsz vs me
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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FUCK
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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dewars
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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b-rabbit
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 207
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fake drunk hjomos. i can't stop hickupping. watfching sweeney todd. demon barber on hbosig. totdally awesoem
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do the right thing.
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 827
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AFter reading both my posts I just made, I felt I had to post here. I love my friends. I love beer. I love FTR.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 894
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
say whaaaaaaaat?
power 'our 'll get da' job done. And if you get in its way, it'll knock ya a'round!
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gotta step your game up and go with century club over power hour.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pr...php?id=6700415
if this link works scroll down a bit and find the century club video from my fraternity
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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i'm getting there. not smashed but defo half cut
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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+1 for the Boones?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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