op has more spelling errors than I can count
epic thread tho
01-14-2008 11:20 AM
#76
| |
op has more spelling errors than I can count | |
| |
01-14-2008 12:01 PM
#77
| |
Why in the living fuck would you stand up before you wipe the shit off of your ass? | |
| |
01-14-2008 12:35 PM
#78
| |
What if you got like poo hanging down and you stand and it gets all mushed... | |
| |
01-14-2008 12:43 PM
#79
| |
| |
| |
01-14-2008 03:19 PM
#80
| |
|
Oh man, I never knew standing to wipe existed either. But seriously, I am contemplating trying it. The toilet in my apartment has a high water level and seriously, my hand keeps hitting the water when I wipe while sitting. Standing will totally eliminate this. Fucking genius |
01-14-2008 03:24 PM
#81
| |
| |
| |
01-14-2008 03:26 PM
#82
| |
| |
| |
01-14-2008 03:29 PM
#83
| |
|
|
01-14-2008 04:17 PM
#84
| |
| |
| |
01-14-2008 04:37 PM
#85
| |
I told a friend in my office about this whole subject. He thought I was joking. I said no man, there are standers!! We went to break and I told another guy about the thread and he got a weird look on his face, I said " Your a stander aren't you?? " And holy shit he was!! This was my friends my good friend. He had no idea his friend of like 15 years was a stander. CRAZY SHIT. Now everyone I look at I can't help but wonder, stander ( fucked up ) or sitter ( normal human ). | |
01-14-2008 04:58 PM
#86
| |
Sit/fold/reach behind. | |
| |
01-14-2008 05:14 PM
#87
| |
Since it's learned behaviour, I'm willing to bet that it runs in families. | |
| |
01-14-2008 06:04 PM
#88
| |
| |
| |
01-14-2008 06:14 PM
#89
| |
Yes, Hawksfan hit the nail on the head. You are bound to get a hanger or somethin akin to that. If you are standing that stuff could end up anywhere. For Gods sake with the lean to the side and wrap around there is no chance of anything ending up anywhere but the bowl. Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe. Opposable thumbs and sitting when we wipe are the only things that seperate us from the apes. | |
01-14-2008 06:44 PM
#90
| |
| |
| |
01-15-2008 11:43 AM
#91
| |
Standers?!?! | |
01-15-2008 01:11 PM
#92
| |
We have all seen dogs sliding across the carpet when they get a hanger ( or worms ) . I bet Standers do that too when no one is around. | |
01-15-2008 01:14 PM
#93
| |
Front wiping is what gives women infections ... | |
| |
01-15-2008 01:21 PM
#94
| |
girls don't poop, get out of the thread please | |
01-15-2008 01:29 PM
#95
| |
its not like we (i speak for the standers) stand straight up. Its more like a slight stand/lean thing just to elevate above the bowl. This eliminates the theory about hangers. | |
| |
01-15-2008 01:42 PM
#96
| |
i now understand why this is flomo's favorite thread. funny shit, no pun intended. | |
| |
01-15-2008 02:11 PM
#97
| |
| |
01-15-2008 02:17 PM
#98
| |
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY | |
01-15-2008 03:55 PM
#99
| |
| |
| |
01-15-2008 03:56 PM
#100
| |
| |
| |
01-15-2008 04:10 PM
#101
| |
lol..You mean your supposed to wipe after?????????? | |
01-15-2008 04:13 PM
#102
| |
| |
01-16-2008 07:56 PM
#103
| |
I dont stand, my wife said if she were to poop she would wipe sitting down also, but my 6 year old Son after he is done wipes standing up. Strange... I keep telling him to sit but every once in a while I catch him standing up. | |
| |
01-16-2008 08:59 PM
#104
| |
i wash my ass vigorously with soap. i use the side of my hand and really get in there and then rinse with detachable shower head. i shampooed my ass hair the other day since the soap had gunked it up. great idea | |
| |
01-16-2008 10:28 PM
#105
| |
| |
| |
01-16-2008 10:35 PM
#106
| |
its a virgin patch.. it would bleed for sure, very sensitive. Mix open nicks with feces ans im sure its a -ev choice | |
| |
01-16-2008 11:00 PM
#107
| |
its a virgin patch.. it would bleed for sure, very sensitive. Mix open nicks with feces ans im sure its a -ev choice | |
| |
05-22-2008 05:52 PM
#108
| |
I'm sorry for the bump but this one is still the best one ever. And hey, we do have new members that may want to voice an opinion. | |
| |
05-22-2008 06:15 PM
#109
| |
up until about 10th grade i was a sitter. | |
| |
05-22-2008 06:41 PM
#110
| |
i love this thread | |
| |
05-22-2008 06:47 PM
#111
| |
| |
05-22-2008 07:57 PM
#112
| |
holy shit! i did not know there were these standing creatures. me personally, Sit/fold/reach behind. | |
| |
05-22-2008 10:23 PM
#113
| |
lol at standing you freaks | |
| |
05-22-2008 11:18 PM
#114
| |
My hypothesis is that standers, on average, are the weightier peeps among us. Given that, I guess this sort of makes sense. | |
05-23-2008 12:24 AM
#115
| |
| |
05-23-2008 01:09 AM
#116
| |
WTF SITTERS?! ONLY 36% OF FTR IS STRAIGHT? | |
05-23-2008 01:53 AM
#117
| |
| |
| |
05-23-2008 08:28 AM
#118
| |
I shit standing on the seat to see how big a splash I can make, so sitting to wipe makes no sense. Plus the seat is usually wet. | |
| |
05-23-2008 09:26 AM
#119
| |
| |
| |
05-23-2008 10:20 AM
#120
| |
| |
| |
05-23-2008 11:18 AM
#121
| |
What if its an upper decker? | |
05-23-2008 08:04 PM
#122
| |
| |
05-24-2008 01:13 AM
#123
| |
OMG this thread delivers. | |
05-24-2008 01:24 AM
#124
| |
seriously it really really confuses the hell out of me how anyone decided to stand up to wipe themselves ?????? | |
05-24-2008 02:22 AM
#125
| |
the bottom line is this: | |
| |
05-24-2008 11:51 AM
#126
| |
Thanks professor. | |
| |
05-24-2008 12:00 PM
#127
| |
np | |
| |
05-26-2008 05:59 PM
#128
| |
Re: Do you stand or sit when you wipe?
| |
| |
06-01-2008 09:31 PM
#129
| |
sit, scrunch, reach around, slightly lean forward, problem solved. | |
| |
06-02-2008 03:26 PM
#130
| |
until i just saw this thread, i had no idea that standing while wiping was weird. gonna try out sitting next time i shit. | |
| |
06-02-2008 03:41 PM
#131
| |
Standing gives you more leverage and more reach imo.. sitting makes it tougher but i guess ppl refine their technique with experience, ... | |
| |
06-02-2008 03:47 PM
#132
| |
this thread is on repeat mode. | |
| |
06-02-2008 03:51 PM
#133
| |
wtf do you need 'leverage' for? are you scraping with a putty knife or something? | |
| |
06-02-2008 05:04 PM
#134
| |
While reading this thread again I realized I needed to go take a shit. I went in there with the intention of trying that "standing" thing you guys mention. | |
| |
06-02-2008 05:07 PM
#135
| |
|
I just lost all faith in humanity. How the fuck can people stand and wipe? |
06-02-2008 05:42 PM
#136
| |
| |
| |
06-02-2008 05:48 PM
#137
| |
i will never ever ever EVER understand what goes through someone's head as they stand up to wipe. | |
06-02-2008 06:14 PM
#138
| |
| |
| |
06-02-2008 06:19 PM
#139
| |
| |
| |
06-02-2008 07:45 PM
#140
| |
sit 60% stand 40% | |
| |
06-02-2008 09:04 PM
#141
| |
| |
06-02-2008 10:54 PM
#142
| |
|
How exactly would you even get access to wipe if you were sitting? WTF? |
06-02-2008 11:11 PM
#143
| |
lean forward duhhhhh | |
| |
06-02-2008 11:43 PM
#144
| |
i stood up 3 times today. | |
06-03-2008 01:09 AM
#145
| |
| |
06-03-2008 04:31 AM
#146
| |
stander imo, and never thought anything of it til i read this thread. | |
06-03-2008 05:38 AM
#147
| |
I got a theory; | |
06-03-2008 10:28 AM
#148
| |
| |
| |
06-03-2008 11:56 AM
#149
| |
I think we're getting somewhere guys... | |
| |
06-03-2008 01:55 PM
#150
| |
Do you wipe with the same hand that you write with? and do you use the traditional 5 finger (counting thumb as a finger) pinch grip on the paper or is there some new fangled arse wipery method im missing? | |