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BennyLaRue
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05-06-2010, 12:18 PM
Post subject: Dear Internet
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Full House
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Hi. I accidentally ingested a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. What can I expect for the rest of the day?
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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Ask what the day can expect for the rest of you!
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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BooG690
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Post pictures of future tits.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm glad to see you're finally getting the nutrition your body needs.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kiwiMark
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I demand reports on the colour of your pee.
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WillburForce
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Flush
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Location: SW London
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You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I demand reports on the colour of your pee.
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Pinkish-brown. Is that bad?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Is your uterine wall shedding?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BooG690
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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I LOL'd.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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kingnat
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Full House
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HellooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo Folic Acid!
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Galapogos
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Watch mindless reality TV.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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BankItDrew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by willburforce
you'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and i mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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gogogogogogogogogo
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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flomo
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Full House
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that's one way to comeout
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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To get made fun of on the internet
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Stacks
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You should expect numerous calls from Spoonitnow, iopq, and oskar. I hear they like ladymen.
And maybe GMML.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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this made me laugh a ton
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LOL OPERATIONS
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donkbee
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WELP
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Location: so close but so far
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
You'll become insecure, you'll not be able to park a car, you'll moan about everything and I mean fking everything, you'll be able to remember arguments from years ago, you'll find basic maths very difficult, you'll be able to gossip for hours about nothing etc etc etc etc
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Only women not worth being with are insecure, and I finally can park a car. I unfortunately can't deny anything else 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Hawk
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Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Hi. I accidentally a woman's multi-vitamin this morning.
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fyp
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
You should expect numerous calls from Spoonitnow, iopq, and oskar. I hear they like ladymen.
And maybe GMML.
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Thank god for these guys. It's taken the heat off of the girls I tend to like.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Only women not worth being with are insecure, and I finally can park a car. I unfortunately can't deny anything else |
lol wat? An asian woman can park a car? Is this a case of two wrongs make a right?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
lol wat? An asian woman can park a car? Is this a case of two wrongs make a right?
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Does being asian also somewhat balance out with a woman's tendency to fail at basic maths?
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kingnat
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Full House
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You're tits are probably still to big for bikes.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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chinawoman is the preferred vernacular
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donkbee
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
Location: so close but so far
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
Does being asian also somewhat balance out with a woman's tendency to fail at basic maths?
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no
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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I should have said two wongs make a right.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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