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d0zer
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10-01-2009, 03:23 PM
Post subject: Dear FTR: I am not daven
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As I understand it there is some confusion about us given that both our names start with a 'd', contain an 'e', and are 5 characters in length, but he's a filthy kiwi that plays on full tilt, and I'm a filthy canadian that plays on stars.
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WillburForce
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Calm down Daven.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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who is this d0zer? are u ready to give your presentation ?
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by WillburForce
Calm down Daven.
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Honestly I woulda been surprised if this wasn't the first reply to this thread... Thanks for not letting me down ftr.
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XTR1000
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sup kiwi
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
who is this d0zer? are u ready to give your presentation ?
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*unzips pants*
Well I mostly hang around in IRC or post in FR or SH asking for advice. Mostly an advice leech as I rarely give any of my own, which is probably for the best. I also spend my time trolling BC and avoiding the commune as it's filled with degenerate wankers and drama.
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flomo
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get avatar->problem solved
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Protect dog
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griffey24
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shippp the canadianss
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Originally Posted by Jay-Z
I'm a couple hands down and I'm tryin' to get back
I gave the other grip, I lost a flip for five stacks
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d0zer
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shippp the canadianss
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I play many homegames in toronto -- would be cool to hook up for one...
flomo: I got an avatar. do you like?
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yyyeeeeee canadiens1
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fat-b
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Straight
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ur way more man then daven
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badgers
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daven/d0zer/dev it's all the same
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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BennyLaRue
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I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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flomo
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i like your avatar
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Protect dog
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by badgers
daven/d0zer/dev it's all the same
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badgers/iopq/LuckySlevin it's all the same
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list"
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list" |
Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list.
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bigred
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Remember when you died in the Matrix?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by d0zer
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list" |
Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list. |
That's what we want you to believe 
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Remember when you died in the Matrix?
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Sad, sad times yes 
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a hot damn mess
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oh dat ge00fish and his ge00fishery
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I actually kind of get d0zer confused with oskar. Both end in r and have other letters.
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This is really not acceptable. Consider yourself on "the list" |
Whatever. You're Canadian. You're too nice to have a list. |
That's what we want you to believe |
You can't pull this shit on me. I'm Canadian too. I've seen the secret documents. I've said "I'm sorry" to someone saying "I'm sorry".
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
You can't pull this shit on me. I'm Canadian too. I've seen the secret documents. I've said "I'm sorry" to someone saying "I'm sorry".
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Goddamnit man shutup! They're all listening :
(sorry for telling you to shutup  )
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BennyLaRue
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It's ok. I'm listening to the Hip. It's like a Canadian bad time deflector shield.
(Sorry for saying it's ok. You probably knew that already.)
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bigred
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Let's nuke Canada
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BankItDrew
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Nice thread, Daven.
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silu73
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Come on Mate. Just because your whanau doesn't invite you over for barbies anymore doesn't mean you can suck on your kumara. So pop a Jafa, down some L&P and party up large at the Mount.
Chur!
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XTR1000
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Originally Posted by bigred
Let's nuke Canada
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thats like slaughtering cute lil seal babies. oh wait....
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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dwarf?
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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If we nuke Canada it won't be as pristine when we take it over once it's 130 degrees in the summer in Ohio. Think long term.
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meeloche
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Damm Canadians
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BennyLaRue
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If we nuke Canada it won't be as pristine when we take it over once it's 130 degrees in the summer in Ohio. Think long term.
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Go ahead, take it over. I've peed everywhere.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by silu73
Come on Mate. Just because your whanau doesn't invite you over for barbies anymore doesn't mean you can suck on your kumara. So pop a Jafa, down some L&P and party up large at the Mount.
Chur!
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I have...like...some idea what you said?
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dwarf?
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If that's directed at me: them's fightin' words
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daven
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Straight Flush
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i don't even remember why i started this thread..
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JKDS
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Originally Posted by daven
i don't even remember why i started this thread..
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epic lawls
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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frosst
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Originally Posted by daven
i don't even remember why i started this thread..
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epic lawls |
if you hadn't written that, i would've been leveled. i mean all the start with a d, have an e, and 5 characters in their name ftr posters all look alike anyways
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Chelle
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hahahaha hi d0zer
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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JL
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Daven, it would make my day if you copy d0zer's avatar and use it as your own.
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dranger7070
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bump for the lawls
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BennyLaRue
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bump for the lawls
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It's real cheap to bump your own thread, daven.
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dranger7070
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Worth it imo.
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d0zer
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....so many d-zasters ITT
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Penneywize
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yyyeeeeee canadiens1
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go habs go amirite?
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