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08-14-2006, 05:52 AM
Post subject: Biggest Dick you have ever seen? heard of?
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Straight Flush
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I know this is a somewhat gay topic, but I'm wondering the what's the biggest dick someone has seen, someone has claimed to have, heard of? For me the biggest I have seen is 8 inches, the biggest I have heard about is 11 inches (porn star lex steele)
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ThelVlaster
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i don't see many penises besides my own.
I'm repping a proud 5 1/2
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!
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jackvance
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08-14-2006, 06:08 AM
Post subject: Re: Biggest Dick you have ever seen? heard of?
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I know this is a very gay topic, but
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fyp
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.
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Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?!
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.
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Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?! |
I'm just saying you bring up something like this in front of a group of people in a forum and you get flamed. Whilst if I brought this up in a group of friends it would yield a decent conversation.
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gabe
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one of my best friends is this black guy and the he claims 9 1/4, which everygirl i know that has hooked up with him confirms
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
shouldn't have tried, it was clear that it would be flamed.
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Why in God's name would you even begin to think you don't deserve to be flamed?! |
I'm just saying you bring up something like this in front of a group of people in a forum and you get flamed. Whilst if I brought this up in a group of friends it would yield a decent conversation. |
If you brought that up with my group of friends you wouldnt be in the group any more.............
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hehe homophobia ftw
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hehe homophobia ftw
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im more heterophomic
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theres a guy that i know who claims to have a 9 inch with a kink at the end and it has been confirmed by a few girls they said it looked like this
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I just don't get the point of this thread........................... lol
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vqc
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*asians should stay out of penis posts.
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Where do you think bigred got his name from...i need not say more.
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Where do you think bigred got his name from
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i always figured him to just be a large native american...
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The correct responce to "seen" is definitally your own penis.
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gabe
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to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.
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Yay GAY!
I used to be on a Submarine.
We had this one cook, tall black guy... His dick limp was half way to his knee.
Given that, he was relatively proud of it and would often show it off.
Sometimes with the new kids to the boat he would walk up behind them, unzip his coveralls, and drop his blacksnake into their pocket. They then got quite a surprise when they reached to see what is was.
We had a white guy with quite a schlong too. supposedly 91/2" but I never verified. I did, however see him get in a "fight" with a guy who was making fun of him being a "nerd" (He was one of the nuclear trained crew, in my division.)
He pinned the little store clerk t othe ground, whipped out his penis and showed the pinned clerk the huge 00 gauge Prince albert he had before mushroom stamping the clerk's forehead.
Speaking of piercings... we had a guy get a PA and reverse PA, so another guy decided to one up that with both PA's and a frenum (the skin under the head) they then went back and forth every month or so with one getting 2 more piercings so he would have one more than the other (all in the penis) until one had 8 and the other 7, and the guy with 7 gave up and took out all but 3.
This is when I learned what an "Ampallang" and "Appadravia" were. If I have given too much info already, you probably don't want to know.
Gay enough yet?
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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Originally Posted by gabe
to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.
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If i weren't so lazy i'd nominate this for community post of the year
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Originally Posted by gabe
to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.
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a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight."
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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Originally Posted by gabe
to hijack this post.....i was hanging out with one of my two best friends tonight at a bar.....he was telling me after he got drunk about how him and the other best friend had a foursome with his girlfriend and his sister. two guys vs two sisters........it was a wild story.
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a few of the guys on my boat would often try to find girls who would let 3 of them make her "rigged for dive" i.e. "airtight." |
I always thought that everyone in the navy being gay was an unfair stereotype...
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Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
Yay GAY!
I used to be on a Submarine.
We had this one cook, tall black guy... His dick limp was half way to his knee.
Given that, he was relatively proud of it and would often show it off.
Sometimes with the new kids to the boat he would walk up behind them, unzip his coveralls, and drop his blacksnake into their pocket. They then got quite a surprise when they reached to see what is was.
We had a white guy with quite a schlong too. supposedly 91/2" but I never verified. I did, however see him get in a "fight" with a guy who was making fun of him being a "nerd" (He was one of the nuclear trained crew, in my division.)
He pinned the little store clerk t othe ground, whipped out his penis and showed the pinned clerk the huge 00 gauge Prince albert he had before mushroom stamping the clerk's forehead.
Speaking of piercings... we had a guy get a PA and reverse PA, so another guy decided to one up that with both PA's and a frenum (the skin under the head) they then went back and forth every month or so with one getting 2 more piercings so he would have one more than the other (all in the penis) until one had 8 and the other 7, and the guy with 7 gave up and took out all but 3.
This is when I learned what an "Ampallang" and "Appadravia" were. If I have given too much info already, you probably don't want to know.
Gay enough yet?
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nevermind gabe just got owned and i only read half of this
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Gabe and Demi definitely just turned a horrible thread into an awesome one.
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I can't decide whether this is awesome or what
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jackvance
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I need more U-boat stories!
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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"airtight" oh boy...
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jacbmw
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11" .... around!!!
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Lukie is a pretty big dick.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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givememyleg
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Lukie is a pretty big dick.
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qft
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my mates quadded a black girl once.
What is the correct measuring procedure?
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I need more U-boat stories!
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get back in the closet
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Protect dog
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i like this thread.
more gayness please
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The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.
Next time google it dumb dumb
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.
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coincidence?
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.
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coincidence? |
Ya, they say surnames were originally created from a persons trade or something they were caught doing.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
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Dr. Robert L. Dickinson.
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coincidence? |
Ya, they say surnames were originally created from a persons trade or something they were caught doing. |
OOOOOOOOOH SNAP
BAWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
post of the friggin year right there
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bailey loved little boys too
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givememyleg
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bailey loved little boys too
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Yeah I remember that.
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GAY -
WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!
then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!
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GAY -
WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!
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Me too
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then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!
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I almost stopped reading, then hit the "airtight" story and who could stop after that one?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Bmxicle
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yeah its like a car accident (or maybe more appropriately IS a trainwreck) you are sickened by it, but i definately can't look away.
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i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.
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jackvance
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Originally Posted by Renton
i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.
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isn't that what gay people always say?
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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GAY -
WE CANNOT! LET THIS HIT 2 PAGES...when i read the title I thought it meant like biggest dickhead at a table...sickos!
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Me too |
Me 3
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then i couldnt' freakin stop reading!
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I almost stopped reading, then hit the "airtight" story and who could stop after that one? |
It's damn funny now
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Renton
i can't believe how uncomfortable you people are with your own sexualities.
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isn't that what gay people always say? |
No that is what straight people who don't harbor repressed gayness always say.
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