peoplez ruined mah other blog but isok. same premise as last time just gonna blog about whatever i feel like, whenever i feel like.
been playing a metric crapload lately and its really exhausting. however i'm winning so its a lot easier to put in volume when winning so $$$. i play differently than others and that causes people to punt stacks at me. all i has to do is catch them.
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) -
UTG+1 ($61.10)
MP1 ($53.55)
MP2 ($53)
MP3 ($125.50)
CO ($50)
Hero (Button) ($65)
SB ($92.65)
BB ($53.10)
UTG ($50)
Preflop: Hero is Button with A, J
4 folds, MP3 bets $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, MP3 calls $3
Flop: ($9.75) 9, K
, 7
(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $6, MP3 calls $6
Turn: ($21.75) 2(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $12, MP3 calls $12
River: ($45.75) 9(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $42.50 (All-In), MP3 calls $42.50
Total pot: $130.75 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had A, J
(flush, Ace high).
MP3 had J, K
(two pair, Kings and nines).
Outcome: Hero won $127.75
hurrr durrrr i'ma reg who reps abso nothing.
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
UTG: $81.90
UTG+1: $17.25
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $50.75
CO: $50.00
Hero (BTN): $64.70
SB: $54.75
BB: $45.05
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with QQ
3 folds, MP2 raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $3
Flop: ($9.75) 64
5
(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $6.50, MP2 calls $6.50
Turn: ($22.75) 3(2 players)
MP2 bets $9, Hero calls $9
River: ($40.75) J(2 players)
MP2 bets $30.75 all in, Hero calls $30.75
Final Pot: $102.25
MP2 shows QK
(King Queen high)
Hero shows QQ
(a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $99.25
(Rake: $3.00)
now monies fallin' from the skyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
SB: $64.95
BB: $50.75
UTG: $57.85
UTG+1: $19.25
MP1: $41.75
Hero (MP2): $55.45
CO: $72.90
BTN: $50.85
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with AA
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, MP1 calls $3.25
Flop: ($10.75) AK
8
(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP1 calls $4.50
Turn: ($19.75) 8(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $9, MP1 raises to $32.25 all in, Hero calls $23.25
River: ($84.25) 4(2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $84.25
MP1 shows KQ
(two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero shows AA
(a full house, Aces full of Eights)
Hero wins $81.25
(Rake: $3.00)
herp derp.
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
MP2: $57.00
CO: $35.75
BTN: $50.50
SB: $19.50
BB: $29.05
Hero (UTG): $67.30
UTG+1: $25.00
MP1: $34.65
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with KQ
Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1.50, MP2 calls $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($6.50) QT
9
(4 players)
SB bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50, MP1 raises to $20, MP2 folds, SB calls $11.50 all in, Hero raises to $65.80 all in, MP1 calls $13.15 all in
Turn: ($90.80) 9(3 players - 3 are all in)
River: ($90.80) 6(3 players - 3 are all in)
Final Pot: $90.80
SB shows AJ
(a pair of Nines)
Hero shows KQ
(two pair, Queens and Nines)
MP1 shows JJ
(two pair, Jacks and Nines)
Hero wins $30.30
Hero wins $57.50
(Rake: $3.00)
these are just from today. i could bore you with more hands but that would be boring. not really cause they are all hilarious but i don't wanna clutter first page.
anyway i am exhausted as i played like 8ish hours of internet pokers today and as anyone will tell you it is exhausting. peace.
fuck yeah comic sans