Offical IRC quotes thread.

We lost so much gold becaue of the hd crash, but hey, atleast I've got logs.

Here's one

[19:00] <spoonitnow> omg
[19:00] <spoonitnow> i have AA
[19:00] <spoonitnow> and i just shit in my pants
[19:00] <spoonitnow> but i can't get up
[19:00] <ake> god
[19:00] <ake> did he just hit a straight
[19:00] <sarahhh> why?
[19:00] <spoonitnow> but the guy before me is taking FOREVER
[19:00] <ake> haha
[19:00] <ake> I bet you did shit in your pants
[19:00] <spoonitnow> no really
[19:00] <spoonitnow> i farted
[19:00] <spoonitnow> and it sprayed
[19:01] <spoonitnow> and it's omg nasty
[19:01] <ake> wtf man..
[19:01] <spoonitnow> ok brb

<ake> yeah I fucked a goat
<ake> or as I say it
<ake> Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
<ake> I've even sucked an old man's cock
<ake> So what, so what
<ake> And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
<ake> I rammed my cock right down its throat

Our opps showing their class

*** ripptyde has been kicked from #flopturnriver by ake (get out n00bJack)

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Our opps showing their class

*** ripptyde has been kicked from #flopturnriver by ake (get out n00bJack)

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idiot miffed

n00bJack ([email protected])
ripptyde ([email protected])

he was impersonating, get it?

yes
i just thought id try....

Fair enough. No more chatting in here..
sponge bath?

[19:00] <sarahhhh> im loooosseeee
[19:00] <sarahhhh> like a $2 hooker

<n00bJack> you still tryin to make trace ur gf?
<MannerBoy> no she have aids

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Once people stopped quoting me, this thread died.

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<boostNslide> lol
<boostNslide> but yah..
<boostNslide> things in india are generally really really cheap
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<boostNslide> like human organs..
<lamb-phone> rofl
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<boostNslide> I got 6 kidneys for 29.99+tax
<lamb-phone> lol
<boostNslide> and they threw in a liver for free
<wiwwe> i'll take one
<lamb-phone> wtf do u need 6 kidneys for?
<boostNslide> no! they are mine!
<Miff_ap> lol
<boostNslide> why not?
<boostNslide> Ill run forever
<wiwwe> fu
<boostNslide> and drink alchohol while Im doing it, thanks to my complementary liver
<boostNslide> 8 kidneys is better then 2..
<boostNslide> and damn the fuckers slaughtered for thier organs... they shouldnt have been born a burgandy
<boostNslide> rofl
<boostNslide> you know... I dont have one indian friend
<boostNslide> ooh wiat nm
<boostNslide> my freinds gf is indian
<boostNslide> I hear shes got the herpes though :-\

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

<lamb-phone> so i'm scrolling through this thread....
<lamb-phone> and all of the sudden i see....
<lamb-phone> [19:00] <sarahhhh> im loooosseeee
<lamb-phone> [19:00] <sarahhhh> like a $2 hooker

<ake_Scarlett> tehehehe
<boostNslide> ake
<boostNslide> you said no gayness this week
<ake_Scarlett> ?
<ake_Scarlett> what gayness..
<boostNslide> If Im not getting ass, then you cant gay laugh
<ake_Scarlett> that's my regular laugh
<boostNslide> yes, and you are regularly gay
<boostNslide> ...

<ScarlettJ> Im gonna go to bed now
<ScarlettJ> Is that all right?
<boostNslide> no bed for you!
<boostNslide> juggle my balls
<boostNslide> then maybe Ill let you sleep.
<ScarlettJ> wt?
<ScarlettJ> are you homo?
<boostNslide> you heard me
<ScarlettJ> yeah..not gonna do that
<boostNslide> no, you are the juggler, Im just the jugglie
<ScarlettJ> you sicken me
<boostNslide> OO <-- my balls
<boostNslide> \o/ <-- you
<ScarlettJ> would you stop?
<midas06> loooool
<boostNslide> O
<boostNslide> O
<boostNslide> \o/
<boostNslide> go ake go!
<ScarlettJ> hey
<ScarlettJ> go to hell

[00:30] <Estrop> I lost my BR
[00:30] <ScarlettJ> shut up Estrop
[00:30] <midas06> estrop, on blackjack?
[00:30] <Estrop> no
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "no, 2000NL"
[00:31] <midas06> at 10nl?
[00:31] <Estrop> I lost 10 buyins at 100nl
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "No..I played xxx xxxxxx heads up for my familys lives"
[00:31] <Estrop> and moved up to 400nl
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "no, the mafia got me"
[00:31] <Estrop> then tilted
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> etc..
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> shut up Estrop
[00:31] <Estrop> fuck you
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[21:44] <jfish> akes br is huge
[21:44] <jfish> 500k
[21:44] <jfish> hes racing aok to 1M

<MannerBoy> brb , i have to send an email in a magazine ask the to publish more of aok articles

rofl, the broaken english is funny enough, but what hes actually saying is even funnier.

manner thinks he can hide the fact that hes a weird pervert with the "Im just a goofy foreigner" front..

<MannerBoy> sarahhhh can u do split ?
<MannerBoy> or how its called ? _|_ where | is ur body and _ and _ ur legs ?
<Miff_FT> splits
<Miff_FT> manner
<Miff_FT> :P
<MannerBoy> yea exatcly bro
<MannerBoy> ty
<sarahhhh> wtf kind of question is that? lol
<Miff_FT> i can do em :P
<MannerBoy> u was cheerleader tho
<Miff_FT> not
<MannerBoy> so .. its a logical one :(
<MannerBoy> isnt it ?
<sarahhhh> i used to be a dancer/cheerleader....sooo yes
<MannerBoy> yea but
<MannerBoy> u USED...
<MannerBoy> so that mean
<MannerBoy> u still can ?
<sarahhhh> ya
<MannerBoy> how u know u still can ?
<MannerBoy> u try recently ?
<sarahhhh> yes
<MannerBoy> oh
<sarahhhh> i stretch everyday
<MannerBoy> ok ty
<MannerBoy> oh'rly ??

<boost> I am the definition of greatness
<boost> bailey, y/n?
<Estrop> Jesus was great
<boost> key word, was

<Estrop> why? who cares about the weather
<Estrop> look out the window
<Estrop> then you'll see the weather
<Fleece> what about tomorrow
<Fleece> ??
<Fleece> say u wanna go golfing
<Estrop> look out the window tomorrow, asshole

[02:33] <jfish> we did rabbits and that was gross
[02:33] <midas06> we did rats
[02:33] <jfish> haha
[02:33] <sarahhh> ive done everything

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[00:59] <midas06> pwned
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[01:02] <midas06> wow
[01:02] <midas06> guess this makes me op

<dwarfman> I never piss standing up.
<dwarfman> I just can't do it.
<dwarfman> I have to sit down.

What server is this on?

#flopturnriver QuakeNet.

<dnuts> jesus christ... how many times in a week can my gf clog the fucking toilet

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Originally Posted by gabe

<vqchuang> dont ban rilla, i need a gay partner on IRC

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Super old...but is THAT why you joined FTR? GOSH, I don't even know you anymore!!! "WHO IS HE?!"

Though I have to say, 'Rilla you are fucking hilarious.

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Originally Posted by boostNslide

<dnuts> jesus christ... how many times in a week can my gf clog the fucking toilet

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ARE YOU CALLING HER FAT?!

<Miff> im so fucking bored i coulkd count my pubes

[14:05] <niChuuu> the pics i got of sarahh, i gotta imagine her w/ clothes ON ..

<boost> how do you spell marder?
<boost> like..
<Baraka> haha
<jfish> martyr?
<boost> You have killed our leader, yet you have created a marder out of him
<Baraka> yeah martyr
<jfish> yeah like that
<jfish> marder LOL
<Baraka> haha
<jfish> LOOOOOL
<Baraka> fucking negros AMIRITE?
<boost> <3 jfish
<jfish> who taught you how to read boy?!?!
<Baraka> uncle tom taught him how to read so he could enjoy great success in the now free world (HAHAHAA)
<boost> I didnt read it.. I just recognized the octagonal shape, so I knew it meant to stop
<Wizzle> flopping broadways is fun
<boost> "WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON BOY!?"

boost is the mf coolest person ever.

[03:07] <ake> IM SO TIRED
[03:07] <ake> and ginger

http://www.trandosite.mcmail.com/akesson.jpg

ake sucks

[03:46] <spoonitnow> I was teaching this chick I'm hanging out with this weekend how to play holdem
[03:46] <spoonitnow> (she's played 5 card draw, so she knows the hands and shit)
[03:46] <spoonitnow> And we were playing a few hands just fucking off before we left to eat
[03:46] <spoonitnow> And I flopped a 9-high straight flush
[03:46] <midas06> lol
[03:46] <midas06> did she kick your ass?
[03:47] <spoonitnow> I mucked
[03:47] <spoonitnow> :P
[03:47] <spoonitnow> We were playing with pennies off the coffee table, .01/.02 blinds, .20 fo :P
[03:48] <spoonitnow> Decided flopped straight flush when it was my turn to deal would be -EP
[03:48] <spoonitnow> (expected pussy)
[03:48] <midas06> loool
[03:48] <midas06> good fold

[01:22] <Estrop> sometimes I shit in the bath and lay in it

[21:51] <iwa`sl33pz> why are you in a such a bitchy mood
[21:52] <ake> here's why Im pissed
[21:52] <ake> im ginger, I play with star wars collector cards, I have no friends, it's 10am and im really tired even though I slept

http://www.trandosite.mcmail.com/akesson.jpg

<Ripptyde{06}> granted I did suck out huge a couple of times....but if I didnt suck out it wouldnt be Rippy poker

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Originally Posted by lambchopdc

<Ripptyde{06}> granted I did suck out huge a couple of times....but if I didnt suck out it wouldnt be Rippy poker

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hahahhaha, is that an admission of sucking or..?

[19:25] <MannerBoy> who said im emo ?
[19:25] <MannerBoy> ake ?
[19:26] <BigRed> ur avatar
[19:26] <MannerBoy> oh ok
[19:26] * boostNslide avoids eye contact with manner boy, while innocently whistling
[19:26] <MannerBoy> at least i make money
[19:26] <Miff_draw> did that jew die yet?

One from your arch rivals channel...THE TWO PLUS TWO IRC CHAN!!!111

This was after some guy who got opped random banned me:

(SixxT4) I see no one bothered to unban me ;)
(obithrawn) sixx shut the fuck up
(obithrawn) honestly
(SixxT4) Jesus Christ
(SixxT4) I wish people would pay more attention to the smilies
(SixxT4) the world would be a better place
(SixxT4) and we could all make light hearted comments without some retard taking offense
(SixxT4) ;)
(SixxT4) (BIG WINKY SMILEY)
(morello_) don't come in here and call one of the regulars a retard
(morello_) just friggin stupid
(SixxT4) DUDE, BUT THE SMILEY!
(SixxT4) <3
*Part (SixxT4)

hahahahhhh

<loanwhore> i won like 700 last night two double shoot outs and 3rd in a 20-180 then ITM in alot of mtts
<loanwhore> and im using the 500 to buy one of those vibrators

* lambchop changes topic to 'Congrats to Sarah on her 1st FT, 3rd in the Bodog 3.5k for $388'
<sarahhhh> dude ive been on 4 fts

Aha, lambchop you tard.

<midas06> YES
<midas06> aok is first
<midas06> !!11
<BigRed> in what
<BigRed> what's his sn
<midas06> most hated
<BigRed> oh lol

<niChuuu[FUKD]> sarahhh u nekkid ?

[10:53] <BigRed> ake
[10:53] <BigRed> are u ever not on irc
[10:53] <ake> haha
[10:53] <BigRed> like, do u live at home
[10:53] <ake> n
[10:53] <BigRed> and never leave
[10:53] <MannerBoy> he used to work as a comedian
[10:53] <MannerBoy> but they fire him
[10:53] <ake> im in a wheelchari
[10:53] <MannerBoy> so he start play poker
[10:53] <ake> brb poker
[10:53] <BigRed> fired him*
[10:53] <BigRed> started*
[10:54] <BigRed> to
[10:54] <MannerBoy> u know what ?
[10:54] <MannerBoy> i wish u was in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> CHICKENBUTT
[10:54] <MannerBoy> when we bombed u
[10:54] <MannerBoy> asshole
[10:54] <BigRed> were" in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> were*
[10:54] <BigRed> thx mannerboy
[10:54] <MannerBoy> go eat mcdonalds
[10:54] <BigRed> ur thirdworld insults don't hurt me
[10:54] <BigRed> u already said that one
[10:55] <MannerBoy> and watch ur back , maybe ur vise president shoot u
[10:55] <BigRed> vice* president will*
[10:55] <MannerBoy> u are my online dictionary
[10:55] * BigRed is now known as MB_Grammar_Chec
[10:56] * MB_Grammar_Chec is now known as MBGrammarCheck
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u have msn ? because im cyber with ur sister
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> I will cyber*
[10:56] <MannerBoy> fuck them all
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u and aok sux
[10:56] * MannerBoy has quit IRC (Quit)
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> suck*

[22:22] <Triptizzles> ru playng limit?
[22:22] <midas06> not atm
[22:22] <Triptizzles> o ok
[22:22] <Triptizzles> cuz limit
[22:22] <Triptizzles> =
[22:22] <midas06> awesome?
[22:22] <Triptizzles> just one long 3 outter
[22:23] <midas06> yeah
[22:23] <Triptizzles> yeah lee jones presses f3
[22:23] <Triptizzles> alot

[09:37] <akesson> FOSDMFGSDKLn
[09:37] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/*****************
[09:37] <akesson> WTF
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <BigRed> HOLY SHIT
[09:37] <BigRed> MY EYES
[09:37] <BigRed> I RIPPED THEM OUT
[09:37] <lambchop> THERE SHE BE
[09:37] <BigRed> AND LIT THEM ON FIRE
[09:38] <akesson> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhadjfasnbkj
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <akesson> a0+0+sja..
[09:38] <BigRed> SOMEONE KILL ME
[09:38] <akesson> wow
[09:38] <BigRed> WE'RE IN A HELL LIKE DIMENSON OF PAIN
[09:38] <akesson> no wonder shes such a bitch
[09:38] <BigRed> I CANT' SEVEN SEE THE KEYBOARD
[09:38] <BigRed> I NEED VRIALLE
[09:38] <akesson> if I looked like that I would be a bitch too
[09:38] <BigRed> I NBEED BAAILLE
[09:38] <akesson> okay..
[09:38] <akesson> now who will do the deed?
[09:38] <BigRed> MEY EYES
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <BigRed> WHERE DID THE LIGHT DO
[09:38] <boost> ********************
[09:38] <akesson> nah not her
[09:38] <akesson> look boost
[09:38] <boost> if you have myspace you can look to see if hse has more pics
[09:38] <boost> that is her
[09:38] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/************
[09:38] <boost> yah.. thats her..
[09:38] <boost> I dont evne wanna click
[09:38] <boost> but *************
[09:38] <boost> is her too
[09:38] <akesson> yeah you posted the wrong link
[09:39] <akesson> h
[09:39] <akesson> thats a 24 year old girl from NY
[09:39] <boost> is it?
[09:39] <boost> hmm
[09:39] <boost> lies?
[09:39] <akesson> look at it
[09:39] <boost> pj
[09:39] <boost> oh
[09:39] <boost> you are right
[09:39] <boost> jeus
[09:39] <boost> I suck
[09:39] <boost> well done then
[09:39] <akesson> okay someone post the pic
[09:39] <akesson> *****************
[09:39] <akesson> man shes ugly
[09:39] <akesson> fat
[09:39] <akesson> ginger
[09:40] <akesson> pale
[09:40] <akesson> glasse
[09:40] <BigRed> GUYS SERIOUSLY
[09:40] <BigRed> I BURNED MY EYES OUT
[09:40] <akesson> hahaha
[09:40] <BigRed> I'M HOPING U CAN READ THIS
[09:40] <BigRed> CALL THE POLICE
[09:40] <BigRed> GET HWELP
[09:40] <BigRed> oh damn
[09:40] <boost> HAHHAH
[09:40] <BigRed> i typed that out with eyes close
[09:40] <boost> dude...
[09:40] <BigRed> that was good
[09:40] <boost> I was on vent when I first saw that shit
[09:40] <BigRed> i'm proud of myself
[09:40] <boost> dude..
[09:40] <boost> aks like muxy
[09:41] <boost> and those guys
[09:41] <boost> I was going balasitic..
[09:41] <boost> I screamed like a lil girl when I first clicekd
[09:41] <boost> HAHAHAHHA
[09:41] <lambchop> i warned u guys
[09:41] <boost> I really wanna post it..
[09:41] <akesson> ********************
[09:41] <boost> I just cnat..
[09:41] <boost> its wrong..
[09:41] <boost> THE CLEVAGE SHOT!
[09:41] <lambchop> big red
[09:42] <boost> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
[09:42] <boost> OH GOD!
[09:42] <lambchop> its on you
[09:42] <lambchop> share the pain
[09:42] <boost> my dick just got anti-hard
[09:42] <BigRed> omg
[09:42] <boost> like I felt it shrink up into my body
[09:42] <BigRed> my penis
[09:42] <akesson> OMFG
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> OMGSDKnjkngsd
[09:42] <akesson> PLEASE
[09:42] <BigRed> i forgout about that
[09:42] <boost> HAHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> OH SHIT
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> PUT IT AWAY
[09:42] <BigRed> OH GOD
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHA
[09:42] <boost> ak;slhg;sakhgsd
[09:42] <boost> l;sadhg
[09:42] <boost> sdg
[09:42] <boost> ghsalgshag
[09:42] <BigRed> I THOUGH OF MY PENIS WELFARE
[09:42] <boost> ;'asdhlgas;kghsa
[09:42] <boost> ghsa'gs'agsa
[09:42] <boost> g
[09:42] <boost> lkts'
[09:42] <BigRed> AND U FUCKING POSR THAT
[09:42] <boost> gas
[09:42] <boost> asl;kgdsdl
[09:42] <boost> gs
[09:42] <boost> g;saghls
[09:42] <boost> oooooh my god
[09:42] <boost> Im hysterical over here
[09:42] <BigRed> NOT ALL THE VIAGRA IN THE WORLD CAN SAVE ME NOW
[09:43] <boost> Im having spasms
[09:43] <akesson> guys
[09:43] <akesson> it was nice knowing you all
[09:43] <akesson> Im gonna kill myself
[09:43] <akesson> bye
[09:43] <boost> I dotn blame you
[09:43] <boost> Im having trouble coping...
[09:43] <BigRed> fuck
[09:44] <BigRed> ARGGHHH
[09:44] <BigRed> conflicting feelings
[09:44] <BigRed> evilness fighting what's left of a good side in me
[09:44] <akesson> fuck
[09:44] <boost> I have exactly 1 day of music on my ipod..
[09:44] <boost> cool..
[09:44] <akesson> there goes my breakfast down the toilet
[09:44] <BigRed> luke telling me he still senses the good in me
[09:44] <akesson> SOMEONE POST THE PICTURES
[09:44] <BigRed> NOOOO
[09:44] <BigRed> don't do it
[09:44] <akesson> DO IT!
[09:54] <boost> HAHHAHAH
[09:54] <boost> ROOFLROLFORLFORLF
[09:54] <BigRed> U IRRSPONSIBLE FUCKER
[09:54] <akesson> haha
[09:54] <BigRed> MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, HEY I'LL BE UNLEASHING DOOM UPON THE WORLD
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> I SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE THIS HELLSPAWN IN THE BLACK CORNERS OF HELL
[09:55] <BigRed> BUT NNOOOOO
[09:55] <boost> hahahahh
[09:55] <BigRed> U NEEDED ATTENTIION
[09:55] <BigRed> AND NOW WHAT
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> NOW I'M WALKING AROUND THE ROOM
[09:55] <BigRed> BUMPING INTO FURNITURE
[09:55] <akesson> haha
[09:55] <BigRed> CAUSE I BURNED OUT MY EYES
[09:55] <boost> hahah
[09:56] <BigRed> U TURNED ME INTO FUCKING HELEN KLLER
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I'm so tired.
[09:56] <BigRed> HELLEN FUCKING KELLER
[09:56] <lambchop> lol
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> STFU
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> Quit yelling.
[09:56] <boost> demi..
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I have a hangover
[09:56] <boost> click hte link
[09:56] <akesson> HELLEN KELLER
[09:56] <boost> and youll understand.
[09:56] <akesson> I WISH I WAS HELLEN KELLER

<BigRed> [10:05] <boost> we are gonna get the IRC logs post locked...
<BigRed> at least it will go out with a bang
<boost> br, true
<BigRed> if this thread gets locked
<BigRed> and we all get banned
<BigRed> i just want u guys to know
<BigRed> i couldn't be any more proud of you
<BigRed> *sniff*

<BigRed> u know when we get back from classesor stealing tvs (didn't forget you boost :D), the shit will have hit the fan

<boost> Im half black, hah.. thats enough black for anyone! amirite?

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Originally Posted by Cyndy_Lou

I wasn't making anything into some irc sob story. I was answering boosts question. If that qualifies as some irc drama thats fine. I do have a question though. If there is not supposed to be any irc talk why is there still an irc quotes thread? To me that seems a bit hypocritical. If you think that by me asking this question is some drama then sorry. I simply made a post not talking badly about anyone or putting anyone down and I noticed that every reply made to the post I had made about the actions of rippy and boost and everyone else ended up with comments made about me. About how I am starting some drama by answering a question posed to me and by making a comment back to people. Maybe I am wrong or overly sensitive as I have never been anything but cussed at and bashed by people on the forums. Oh well. Nothing I can do about that. Thanks for reading this.

Cyndy

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Originally Posted by gabe

<ake|laptop> <- fish
<boostNslide> ^ homosexual
<ake|laptop> ^ handsome

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haha

{Restored from Recycle Bin per member requests}


I will now allow some IRC discussions. Please keep them cordial -- no drama!

yessssssss

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Originally Posted by TylerK

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

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Golden lulz

It's back! It's baaaaaack! And it's still as good as I remember it! Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

[18:32] <Stax1> How about you step on another frog you fucktard!
[18:32] <dranger> i was 7 imo
[18:32] <Stax1> Go throw another puppy off the cliff!
[18:32] <dranger> i havent done that in a long time

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by TylerK

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

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YES!!!!!! Xianti makes me teh happy.

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

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Beg Lukie.

Finally.

(7:30:55 PM) dranger: god
(7:30:58 PM) dranger: why are porno dudes
(7:31:01 PM) dranger: always so fucking weird looking
(7:31:03 PM) dranger: like god damn
(7:31:07 PM) dranger: i personally feel
(7:31:08 PM) martyb: so normal chumps
(7:31:10 PM) dranger: that im like
(7:31:11 PM) martyb: think they can score the chick
(7:31:18 PM) martyb: eg
(7:31:20 PM) dranger: at least as good lookinga s the average
(7:31:23 PM) martyb: the sentence you are about to finish
(7:31:24 PM) dranger: porn star dude
(7:31:27 PM) martyb: = case in point
(7:31:27 PM) dranger: lol
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: FUCK
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: YOU

Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

<Estrop> I'm making $-2.60 a hour
<Estrop> I'll be a millionaire in..
<arkana> last decade

-'rilla

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God bless this thread.

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Originally Posted by Bbickes

Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

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mbiz's made me lol pretty hard. Nonetheless, Bbickies speaks the truth.

[18:55] <dranger> my soon to be born child has a name tho
[18:55] <dranger> since i fuck without a condom
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> mr anger
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> son of dr anger
[18:55] <dranger> if its a boy, im naming it Jesse Eddleman Ranger
[18:55] <dranger> and beating the fuck outof it from day 1
[18:55] <dranger> and never letting it learn math
[18:55] <dranger> ever
[18:55] <dranger> or poker
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> i'm laughing prettyhard atm

Tacky to post your own quotes imo.

Yeah this thread isn't for your stupid shit.

<BooG> who wants to give me a high five?
* BooG sticks arm out
<Imthenewfish> me
* BooG puts hand back down
<BooG> no
<BooG> not you

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche

-'rilla

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Classic

<everyone at irc> marty you are fucking awesome!
<martyb> thanks guys!

I found Cyndy_Lou's Facebook.

21:34 <@bikes> when i enjoy jersey shore
21:34 <@bikes> its far worse than me listening to beiber on occasion

<dranger> what the fuck are you talking about Ahole?

Good times, good times.

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

* a500Ibgorilla was kicked by BigRed (dd)
<a5OOlbgorilla> Ah!
<a5OOlbgorilla> No!
<a5OOlbgorilla> My better half!

*We had 5 a500lbgorillas in there at some point.

-'rilla

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The IRC rilla takeover is a great memory.

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Originally Posted by journey075

<BigRed> dude trance is awesome
<BigRed> i want to like do ecstasy
<BigRed> and then use that as an excuse to grind on all my guy friends

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I feel like this was an impostor but I luled a lot

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Originally Posted by journey075

<ake> you know what would be really cool
<ake> if you cut off the electricity to Estrop's house
<ake> he'd die in like 1 week
<ake> seriously
<ake> he'd be sitting in the dark tapping his mouse and keyboard
<ake> until he died

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hahahahahahahahahaa

<yaawn> UNSCRABMEL THESE WORDS
<yaawn> 1) PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE

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Originally Posted by Lucothefish

<yaawn> UNSCRABMEL THESE WORDS
<yaawn> 1) PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE

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1) Snipe
2) Lither
3) Ginger
4) Subtext

???

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

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Originally Posted by CoryATX

1) Snipe
2) Lither
3) Ginger
4) Subtext

???

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:clap:

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Originally Posted by surviva316

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

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All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

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Originally Posted by ;1093891

[01:57] <lambchopdc> i need to win one of these tourneys, it sucks going out in 9th when 1st is $3500
[01:57] <jfish> 3500 is nothing
[01:57] <jfish> if somebody gave me 3500 id burn it
[01:57] <jfish> in front of starving children
[01:57] <jfish> ohhh, no food for you!

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so true bigred. so i'm bumped this one

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Originally Posted by bigred

All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

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Yeah what the hell's going on here? Why aren't you people funny?

I blame rap music.

There is no history. They are just angry and into insults. You have to dig deep, and find the words that hurt. Saying FU or calling someone names just won't cut it. Everyone has a soft underbelly, find it.

Example, I pull up to the bank and park out front. Some guy pulls up behind my vehicle,blocking it, and is staring at me like a deranged lunatic as I walk into the bank and through the window while I am at the ATM. The car beside me pulls out of a handicap spot and he pulls in. He gets out of his car and is obviously handicapped but not a cripple, and as I am walking back to my car he screams at me "YOU DON"T LOOK HANDICAPPED!!" and I say "Nope, but you do" and get in. He goes from fucking losing it about me parking in a handicap spot and is now dumbfounded and obviously a bit shamed and as I pullout I yell "Hey, ******* look" and point at the ground. I wasn't in a handicap spot.

Guy is probably still crying.