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If you could remove all the scovilles they would be sweeter than most I'm sure. When I use them in cooking I usually throw in the seeds and membrane too coz I'm a heat addict, just put some baby wipes in the fridge and you're goldenQuote:
Originally Posted by bode
Yes, glad this thread was bumped so I can reiterate how fucking shitty hot sauce is in general. Fuck hot sauce, taste something else you mouth-breathers.
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
Gold star superlative.Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
i like hot things and sadlly have never tried many of these sauces. I tend to just like to put fresh chillies into stuff. Dried works too if that's all we've got. Sriracha i've only used for Vietnamense pho, but you guys have inspired me to perhaps try it one day with other stuff like burgers.
one time there was a very hot chilli that i got on my fingers early that day, and forgot about it. taking out my contact lenses in the evening was about the most painful experience i've ever had.
OMG this! Except I think I was putting mine in, not taking them out. I thought I'd washed my hands thoroughly after chopping the chilli, but the searing hot ball of pain in my eye begged to differQuote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Chopped chilies. Touched cock.
Haha sorry guys I was pretty tired and grumpy when I wrote that shit last night.
Post vid of you eating an habenero whole, and all will be forgiven.
http://www.cepvi.com/medicina/imagen/hemorroide2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
http://www.bbq-laden.de/bilder/produ...hili-Sauce.jpg
Ghost chili and peaches. Not bad.
i personally just bite into chillies straight. and then go "owww hot hot hot" and fuckin' love the pain.
GTFO dickeaterman, spicy food doesn't cause hemorrhoids. That being said, if you already have them, you won't have a good time eating spice.
Ya, If I remember correctly, cultures that eat more spicy foods are supposedly in better gastrointestinal/colon health. I pretty sure that may have to do with those cultures eating a better overall diet compared to ketchup eaters but I remember it showing that it has no ill effects and a ton of health benefits.
I was informed at my nieces 2nd birthday party that she LOVES hot sauce, by itself.
At the party there was a bottle of hot sauce, my niece found it, and cept insisting that my sister-in-law to keep putting more on her finger, and was then pouty and pitching a fit when she was denied more of the hot sauce. Then my brother told me when they were eating supper, he had a small dish of pickled hot tomatoes beside him that he was eating with some beans, and my niece reached over, got a tomato, ate it all cept the skin, and then went for another and another.
It doesn't surprise me because she's a hard-ass little girl with the face of an angel.
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Meanwhile, in the south...
Funky Chicken Hot Sauce has gone global.
Sold 40 bottles to some dude in Dublin and 4 bottles (with more to follow if he likes it) to Canada.
Nice! Bump your thread and give us an update on how the festival season is going.
so I impulse bought a bottle of this stuff the other day because I can't remember ever having had it (featured on right):
http://i.imgur.com/8Dfuext.jpg
It's basically frank's red hot. absurdly mild, vinegary but decent flavor I guess. The bottle lasted 4 days of making caesars (drink). It won't be purchased again.
Am curious about this funky chicken hot sauce.
Cholula? Already discussed in this thread, starting at post 86.
Right you are sir, and it is good on eggs. but it is not even close to hot enough to be called hot sauce :xQuote:
Originally Posted by NightGizmo
It's a pretty tasty mild sauce tho... Better than frank's fwiw
I agree. Despite not being very hot, I like having it around as a condiment for the taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
In my humble opinion Hot Sauce is AND1's best basketball player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePo0-uPpS8E
The Professor is amazing too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTFKROPkhRc
SOMEBODY BAN THIS BAD VIDEO POSTER
Will do soon. Busy busy!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I want some funky chicken hot sauce now :(
I ate a scotch bonnet in my local grocers once. Shit was pretty hot, but I've become a bit of a heat freak over the last couple years so it's all relative.
someone gave me chilli vodka a couple of weeks ago - the seriously hot stuff. my mouth burnt for about 5 minutes....
I've come to enjoy the garlicky hot sauces less and less. Pepper flavor is fine, but generally I just want heat from a hotsauce now. If your food needs a strongly flavored hotsauce, it probably isn't all that good to start with.
Agree completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Meanwhile, in my mouth
Sailor's cock?Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
Interesting where your mind goes.
Sorry can't hear you properly, get the cock out your mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
:)
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Originally Posted by jyms
Aww yiss
FOOD SHOULD NOT HURT!
Food tastes better when it does, it's been shown countless times. People get most enjoyment out of it when it's hot for them which for most people isn't very hot at all. That and hot sauces are mostly used to mask and overpower bland boring food doesn't really help the issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
You'd be amazed how good bacon tastes when it's been cooked with a tiny bit of cayenne pepper.
here's a novel idea....don't eat bland boring food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Pro Tip: Make your tacos with sloppy joe sauce. Tasty, savory, and WON'T BURN YOUR FACE OFF
Matoux Trinidad Scorpion. Teh best evah
As always you miss the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
No you insufferable twit, I didn't miss the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Just because I re-appropriated one of your statements to make a different point, doesn't mean I missed your point. I get that you think hot sauce makes tasty food tastier. No one cares. Side note though, you're wrong.
Also, bacon?? ew. Who looks at a pig and says "Hey look at that filthy animal eating garbage...I wonder what it tastes like?"
I feel the same way about lobster. They eat whale shit....how are they a friggen delicacy?
Banana, do you think that the meat that you do eat comes from animals who eat good fresh food with knives and forks?
I don't look at a pig rolling around in shit and think "I wonder what that tastes like?" because I already know it tastes fucking great.
Burgers come from animals who shit on the own dinner.
Look man, alot of stuff has to happen to cow turds before it becomes grass for the cows to eat all over again. I trust nature to sort out the garbage and keep it away from my end of the food chain.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
On the other hand, you can crack open a lobster and actually find a belly full of whale shit. Who sees that and then says "i'll just eat around it"
Unlike all those other animals that don't have any shit inside them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Yeah alright I'll give you lobster.
But leave the pigs alone. They get sliced up and cooked, so there's no shit left behind.
You are what you eat. Cows eat nature's salads. Pigs eat garbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
No I don't think hot sauce makes food more tasty, I think it usually is very overpowering and ruins food. If you are eating bland boring food (I am not) then its a very easy way of giving food flavour of some kind. What o was talking about was is adding small bits of spice to food and it works well.
You can do that without painQuote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Freshly fertilised by their sisters.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
I'm being 100% serious here.....do you realize how valuable cow shit is??Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Do you really think beef farmers are letting their livestock just shit wherever, and just leave it there?
Do you suppose after they've picked it up they give the grass a good rinse with diluted disinfectant?Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
I don't give a fuck what cows, pigs or chickens eat. I care how good they taste when they are dead and cooked.
Honestly, while I'm in a trollish mode, I'm serious when I say that it's ridiculous to judge what meat you'd eat based on the cleanliness or eating habits of the animal in question. No animal is clean by our standards. How many of them wipe their arse after having a shit?
The meat is obviously clean, because I haven't had food poisoning thanks to bacon yet.
Yeah, but cows and chickens are delicious when they're dead and cooked. Pigs taste like meat marinated in garbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
I can't help but notice the correlation when the one animal that tastes like garbage, is the one animal that eats garbage.
But bacon tastes fucking amazing. It's almost as good as steak.
False. Even savy agrees with me, which is why he has to drown his bacon in hot sauce just to choke it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Bacon is fucking awesome. I don't care if the pig eats garbage (what farmer feeds garbage to his pig?), I'm eating what's in his muscles, not what's in his stomach. Big difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Left wing bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I'll give you that it's better than ham.
But that's like saying fart juice is better than Mountain Dew. They're both just fucking terrible.
The Muzz can't eat bacon, it offends them. So bacon is the least left-wing food out there. It's religious discrimination to eat a bacon sandwich in front of a Muslim in some places like Sweden, if you believe Twitter memes at least.Quote:
Left wing bullshit.
Sriracha is so incredible it has ruined other hot sauces for me.
It's like how Trump feels about his sexual attraction to his first daughter.
Bacon is tasty and savory as shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
You're so wrong it has to be on purpose.
Sounds good, but not necessarily hot, am I missing an ingredient? Where is the spice?Quote:
Originally Posted by luckyjack