If that's true and he actually meant it then that's a seriously cool story.
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If that's true and he actually meant it then that's a seriously cool story.
This fucking blows.
I'm going to be in here till at least Thursday.
this cover. omg.
now this is hot . . . . .
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...98609224_n.jpg
yaaa baby , come to mama , lol .
....why, in god's name would any woman ever call herself mama when talking about trying to seduce Johnny Depp?
Because said woman wants to have his babies, which makes her a mama.
seriously . don't tell me you don't think hes great looking , and having a child with him would make us finacially set for life , lol .Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
crazzvette
.....Uh, you realize how much of a gold digger that makes you sound like?
Sorry, great looks does not equal great personality or someone to have a child with.
Gtfo w/ your gold-digging ways, it's in no way attractive.
I like him as an actor, most of his films are good (except the one where he sings, stepped out of the cinema), sometimes he completely MAKES the movie, like in Pirates. He's an attractive man ofcourse, but that is not for me as a male reason to like someone just based on that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by crazzvette
In reality it has more to do with genetics. Every woman (you too) strives on a subconscious level to be impregnated by the best male she can get. But we can't peer into someone's genetics so our brains use heuristics to find genetically fit mates. And Johnny Depp is probably very high up there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
sez the guy who's mom remember's the names of his one night stands.
....Then I suppose it's a good thing that I don't go around trying to figure out which hot/rich guy is goin' to knock me up.
Mebbe my genetics are fucked, either way, GG for me.
I deleted that post, total abuse of admin powers :PQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
no i read it before you went all 'edit drunk post' on it
was a great read imo. ONLY REGRET WAS I DID NOT QUOTE IT
While in a hospital bed, connected to my retarded r2-d2 IV pump, I just giggled.
Priceless.
so everyone has seen my tits. follow suit imo.
Chelle, any hot nurses yet? Any that you would like to sponge bath?
One nurse I found attractive, and also I think she might be slightly masochist, she clamped off the IV, forgot about it, retarded r2-d2 pump went all derpy beep on me, had to call her back in, thats when we realized she didn't un-clamp it.
Next few minutes sucked, and she was like hahaha, oh, I should have told you about the pressure that was going to cause.
Thats when I decided I was in love.
I hope she works soon <3
But, sponge baths? sry no.
no better way to prove that you are indeed a girlQuote:
Originally Posted by crazzvette
LOL
Man, as I guy, even I can understand the Johnny Depp thing, dude is super cool and blatantly, annoyingly good looking, but at the same time incredibly likable.
is it confirmed i'm no longer a female/girl now?
since like, i wouldn't even considering reproducing with a dude based on money?
hell, i've fixed it to where i won't reproduce ever.
and i know how to cook sandwiches, i'm the fucking shit.
but yeah, johnny is hot and seems chill, and i'd bone him based on those things, money part? meh, idc.
She take my money, well Im in need
True story. I wasn't dressed like an Sheik or anything, he just obviously made reference to the harem.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
In other news, this is probably the single most baddass thing I've seen all week.
^^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Stacks
....Y'alls stupid.
Marylin Manson vs. Massive Christian
[03:31pm] [bikes] attention fuckers
[03:31pm] [bikes] i gave blood today
[03:31pm] [bikes] be nice to me
body butter op.
Spent the morning unsubscribing to the hundreds of groupon, clothes, ebay, etc emails I get everyday. My inbox was getting out of hand but I'm trying to take it back one email at a time.
I need to do this soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I just change email provider every year or so.
...I just delete everything unless I know who it's from.
crazzvette makes chelle look sane.
How she does that idfk. But she does.
I'm sane.
It's the other dozen or so pieces of myself you might have to worry about though.
also brb being a gold digging cunt with no morals.
Come play WW with us chelle.
i don't play video games, is it a video game?
Nah not video game, funnily enough I thought it was related to World of Warcraft before I actually had a look.
It's a nerdy forum game for those of us who spend too much time on the internet.
Werewolf Village
Dude you would probably be hard as shit to play against. Which is a good thing. For youQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Plus you get to post all you want and lie to people all you want
It would be like having another bigred we can't read!
So today o bought a chocolate bar, just a regular cadbury bar, 120g, and I left it in the car for most of the afternoon. It was a hot day so when I got back in the car it was completely melted, practically like a bag of milk. I didn't try to open it til about 3 hrs later.
When I did, it had solidified again, but as it was still in the packet it pretty much kept its shape. I went to snap a bit off and it was still really soft as its a warm evening. It was so soft it was awkward to break, so I got q knife and fork out and ate it like a meal which was kinda weird but also kinda cool and I really liked it.
Tl;dr I ate a chocolate bar with cutlery and it was awesome.
cheap chocolate needs to be refrigerated to taste decent imo.
I hate refrigerated chocolate, too brittle.
CHOCOLATE DEATHMATCH
I'm bringing a toblerone!
I eat at least one lion bar a day. They're on offer at Nisa, 4 for a pound. I count three discarded wrappers strewn around the room. And an empty can of sprite, an empty box of cherry bakewells, and two aluminium pie trays turned into ashtrays.
Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
How do you eat it? With your HANDS?
There's nothing that hasn't been done on Seinfeld.
Dunno what the fuck I'm doing, but joining the werewolf shit.
If anyone whiteknights for me, I'm calling you a faggot, and laughing in your god damn face.
I'd whiteknight for fucking eugmac before I'd even consider whiteknighting for you.
who the fuck is eugmac.
That fucking banana.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I will also defend your claim of being a villager with eugmac's life.
For the bored who want something awesome: Rock In Rio - 2011 - Slipknot - Full Show - YouTube
53:30 in is when the best song starts
Who the fuck has time in their day to listen to 53 mins of Slipnot?
First sign of the apocalypse- Ong has a green square.
Funny you mention that, I was looking at the green squares in the mmebership ranks and there are very few high ranking green squares, bikes, halv, gmml and rilla seem to be loved "dudes" not sure what happened after that
bikes, gmml et al started giving away and taking rep points in large quantities with their god powers and so us normal folks stopped using it I guess
Probably what angry bird said, I'm pretty sure the default rep plugin means the more rep you have the more rep you give/take away and you tend to end up with a few imba people who can destroy/massively increase your rep count of months in one click.
Does that mean no one still uses rep?
My last 3 reps have all been +, it's a pb.
I've started using it now I'm green. I've started rotating between courtie, shotty and chelle. I've figured out you need to rep three other people in between repping the same person, so I have to pick one more random to keep up the rotation. I've lost count of the times I've read "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to chelle again.". I mean to be brutally honest it offends me that miserable old bikes has ridic rep while chelle, clearly the greatest person on the internet, has only just gone two bars. What the fuck is wrong with you people? So I'm on a mission to correct the wrongs of the reputation system, quick, while I'm green. I made chelle's and shotty's rep go two bars, and courite just went three, all because of me. I feel warm inside. I'm gonna have a fap.
If you fuckers neg me back to red, well you're just being mean to the girls.
I'm also a fucking hypocrite because I even left bikes some +rep. But occasionally he deserves it. Just occasionally.
I'm so tempted to neg rep you for kicks
I'd consider it bullying. I'd cry myself to sleep.
Post that in the ww forum, it seems you get a free pass on the first day of lynching.
I hate red people cos when they give me rep it's gray and I have to guess if it was supposed to be downrep or uprep :(
I never gave (or took) rep, and don't have any either lol.
EDIT: ok now I gave some rep and I got one.. weird system..
I gave you +rep because I noticed you were grey. I make a difference.
Bitches gonna bitch
Quote:
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
Link?
PRIME EXTRAVAGANCE - Bitch Be Served (must read)Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
snopes.com: Obnoxious Airline Passengers
I was really hoping that was legit.
[8:38:23 AM] (FTR) Stacks:
[8:39:02 AM] (FTR) Stacks: Jehovah's witnesses make a silent video against masturbating for deaf people. This music is then dubbed over it.
i think bikes gave me like a million rep one day, and no you can't have it you socialist parasites.
It's a Tool kind of night.
Tool - Lateralus - YouTube
old man take a look at my life cause i'm a lot like you
Good toon dat
can everyone see new badges?
Yes. Up-rep me please for this highly useful post.
I could on my phone earlier but can't on ff now.
weeeeeeeeeeee comedown.
yay three boxes, but somebody left an anonymous message with the last upvote i received, calling me a "marmy twat". i demand an explanation as to what exactly that means.
edit: i do suspect one of the britons might be responsible. does marmy have anything to do with marmite?
You've gone up a green square!
i mean i hope it doesn't have to do with marmite. that shit is fucking nasty.
HI PASCAL I HEAR YOU KNOW A CERTAIN LONG HAIRED IRISHMAN FRIEND OF MINE
yesssssssssssssss
norn irish tho!
HAHA IT WAS ME
haha pascal. jono's in canada now. though the silly fucker decided to live like 2500 km away.
HEY CARL GTFO
Pretty good article answering the question "Which one song describes the American Dream?"
My American Dream Sounds Like The Jackson 5 : The Record : NPR
Definitely listen to it.
22000 posts. Doing it right.
yea I know! Would love to visit ohcanada but it's so far away :( Visited belfast lots because it was so close and got to fly in goat airplanes with tiny little propellersQuote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
I'd like to visit snow ppl land.
But -being from da souf, I would become a Chelle-flavored popcicle.
speaking of full shows:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Thrice - Live at the House of Blues - YouTube
absolutely amazing thrice concert from 2008 at the house of blues. weird that someone uploaded it four years later cause i've never seen it on youtube before. really good shit though.
man up and fly out pal, bring tim too. lots of fat girls in canada fwiwQuote:
Originally Posted by Pascal
u know cookies? (sun)Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
Marmite is indeed nasty. People who eat that shit should have their balls cut off, or their ovaries removed, to stop them breeding. My ex liked Marmite, and I wouldn't kiss her after she'd eaten some, but I would kiss her after she'd sucked my dick. That's how nasty Marmite is, nastier than my spunk.
NZ marmite is great
You lie, if this were true, then my friend in NZ wouldn't be asking us guys to send her some British Marmite over.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
She also asks for cheese and onion Walker's crisps.
You already said british Marmite is rubbish - if NZ marmite was rubbish too then maybe she would like it since she clearly likes rubbish things.
don't remind me, i'm a chickadee in love with the sky