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ya, like if he was a downie or if he was missing a limb.. thats something.. but if you just have poo problems, then good on you for climbing a hill, but you don't get an extra gold star just cuz you had to rock a colostomy bag while on your hike..Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Right. If anything, it's his companions that should get the extra credit because you know he's not dumping that thing far away from everybody if they're bivouacking.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Some food for thought. The Argumentative Theory | Conversation | Edge
Pretty interesting read about why it is that we can reason, and why it might not be about finding the truth.
Is there anyone left on this planet who has never trodden barefoot on a lego piece?
*raises hand*Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
unforunately, leaving my kitchen there is a very hard, sharp, and invisible half-wall at exactly hip level that has gotten me dozens of times.
You should start a thread called "Has Osama bin Laden Ever Stepped on a Lego Piece?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
i dunno why but this post made me so happyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Lego pieces have ruined my feet many a night
Pffft, get with it philly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Going to see if the Jays can actually get a hit today. I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE I AM GONE!!!
hahah damn...well good post galaQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
fucking 12 yr old snot nosed dweebs taking over the internet with their infantile incest memes. today we strike back
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I really wanna fuck Rebecca Black. Not buying this whole she's 15 thing. Unless 15 is the new 19
I wanna smack her so she shuts her stupid mouth, then smack her some more till she starts crying, then keep smacking her until she realizes how great it is to be smacked by me. Does this make me a bad person or a super mega awesome masterful person?
it just makes you a guy who wants to roughhouse a 13 year old girl, along with what we'll call, other departures from normative behavior (e.g. preferring the world not exist, and by all means tell us how you really feel about women and republicans :-D).
Oh shit yeah she's 13 isn't she. Well looks like that's the new 19
Every time you skip an opportunity to hate Rethuglicans, a kitten is crushed by a Japanese school girl in high heels
Fact: Adolf Hitler's surname was Adolf Woman, but he thought that was way too evil so he changed it to Adolf Hitler
"Hi, I'm Wufwugy...and I'm on drugs"
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
very nice
Video: Well Dayum: Boy Gets Live! (Caught This Bully Slippin & Fights Back In The Locker Room)
Why do I always get a sense of enjoyment when a white kid/person beats on a black kid/person?
inb4 ongbonga
in pics of significant other thread, somewhere here in the commune.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Got pulled Saturday night (err 2:00 a.m. EST Sunday) for "making an abrupt exit" and got a 0.14 DWI :(
The cop fabricated a speeding ticket during the stop, off the fact I said "I thought this was a 65mph zone" when he asked me if I knew how fast I was going and come to find out he never actually caught me speeding.
My lawyer says our main case is a 4th amendment violation on top of a couple of other technicalities (gf wasn't allowed to drive down and witness or sign me out since she blew a 0.082, etc)
This is going to cost me 5K to go to trial and the lawyer says the officer probably won't get in serious trouble.
FUCKING POLICE!
I laughed. We're probably both waisist...Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
And a classic for our viewing pleasure. I'm surprised it doesn't have a gazillion views.
YouTube - AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
I honestly think what it is is the underdog aspect of it all. Since blacks are simply superior athletes, any other race beating them in a fight is just great.
This is why I'd never cheer for an Asian or an Indian in a Math-a-thon.
don't drive at .14 bac?Quote:
Originally Posted by DropTheBanana
if you were in the .08-.09 range I might have a little sympathy for you, but .14 is pretty severe impairment. really.
Obv it was a bad decision....lesson learned
That was 4 (pint sized) light beers and a double Makers Mark spread out over 5 hours and a starch heavy dinner. I had no idea that:
1. I was even close to .14
2. How little it actually takes to exceed the legal limit
I'm not sure how people still believe the myth that food has ANYTHING to do with how drunk you are/feel.
I've never heard otherwise.
Link?
Except it does?Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Read more about gastric emptying. Food has a lot to do with it. That said, carb heavy foods aren't the best thing to slow gastric emptying. That's why real men eat wings and ribs for dinner when drinking. Fat and Protein take far longer to digest.
Thanks Jyms, that was actually incredibly useful since my go to dinner while pre-gaming, and what not, is generally a pasta dish. I had always heard to eat a lot of carbs and starch to soak up the alcohol.
I actually looked into "gastric emptying" and the three main things that slow it down are fat/protein/fiber
I always though the bolded did the exact opposite. :/
You could also drink less...
LOL
Addendum: The Reason We Reason | Wired Science | Wired.comQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
So I'm doing the AIDS Walk this Sunday (no, I won't be wearing the ribbon).
This is the part where I ask you guys to make a small donation: AIDS Walk
He drinks for the taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
My Sister in law got popped a while back, similar levels, she fought it, still lost, paid the lawyer and still had about $2000 in fines and work driving only for about 6 months. And what we call 'Party Plates' on her car for a year.
With a name like Aryan racist blah blah blah. I donated.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Aryan Jabbari? Sorry, but this sounds like a clever ploy to raise funds for terrorism.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
That, and I don't have a credit card.
Very much thank yous Mr. Weighted Gorillas. More reps for you after I spread it around...Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I'm assuming everybody here saw this already but I just have to make sure.
YouTube - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
Michael Bolton is a genius in this.
Can we talk about how hard Jon Stewart owned Sean Hannity in this clip?
Tone Def Poetry Jam - Lyrics Controversy - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 05/11/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
A Canadian dude breaks down the ISP rape going on over there.
YouTube - #374 - Q&A: Is your ISP ripping you off? (Teksavvy vs. Rogers vs. Bell)
Regulator to join Comcast after OK of NBC deal - Yahoo! News
"FCC Commissioner Meredith Attwell Baker is leaving the FCC to become a lobbyist for Comcast – just four months after she voted to approve the Comcast-NBC merger."
I mean really? This is pretty blatant.
Pretty standard. It happens a ton with the FDA and big pharmacy's
affordable and accessible immortality before I die? ONE TIME LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The Video Game Name Generator
Transvestite Balloon Gladiator sounds challenging.
yes, he's much bigger than the buffest human in history
I mean Ruhl *kinda* looks that big but ya obv shoppedQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'd say he's a good 30% larger at least than anybody alive. Wasn't sure at first, but start examining his arms, those things are bigger than synthol monkeys
Also, if he was that big, his legs would have to be like twice their size. 30% larger than the biggest might be low ballin it
Yea both Ruhl and Coleman are freaks in size and could never get that big. Ruhl may be the most ill proportioned body builder alive and his legs are 3x this guys.
I doubt anyone could ever get their arms to be as big as their quads, even with Synthol
dog is a dead giveaway imo
You can see some of the bricks are stretched.
why would anyone want to look like that anyway?
I know that is 'shopped, but I'm saying that most if not all ifbb pro bodybuilders look comical and only a tiny subset of females would find a top male ifbb pro bodybuilder in contest shape to be attractive (or vise versa).
but basically the response is almost always, 'ewww, gross'
I have my own theories as to why but I think it mostly revolves around this: AAS have been around for less than a century and dudes that big are battling a massive evolutionary timeframe. The mind does not compute, or something like that.
Now don't take that the wrong way; I still think women like guys that are muscular (and lean), I just think the 'ideal' look is typically somewhere within genetic limits.
If the goal is just to be a massive freak of muscle and conditioning, or to impress the bros, disregard the above.
they wanna be the alpha maaaaales
Maybe the physiques need to resemble the ego's as close as (humanly) possible?
Yeah. Surprise of my life came when I was talking to a couple of girls who were talking about a hot guy, and they were saying "his body's just perfect, it's so slender".Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I'm starting to get the impression that it's not about what you look like, but more about the story you tell from your demeanor. A smaller guy projecting a deep sense of confidence and strength > an unsure bigger guy. If you want an example of this, just look at good2cu in the new High Stakes Poker - he's physically well sized, but he projects pure insecurity, which is unattractive as fuck.
yea being all jacked up is so 1997. It's all about fit, flexable and athletic. 8 pack abs>>large chest and arms
his rockin hot euro gf begs to differQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
I hated 1997. Bad year.
This is 100% true and any girl who thinks other wise is probably worn out and no better than a whiskey dick blowjob. It really just boils down to a false sense of masculinity. The older you get the further your personality and demeanor will carry you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
For example:
My brother got the good family genes with his dark skin, slightly curly hair, long eyelashes, and was an athlete since middle school so he's been pretty cut since he was 15. Up through college he plowed through girls with absolutely no effort. He can still attract them in droves but since he's never had to try for girls, he's not socially matured in the aspect of actually using his personality to keep them around for more than half an hour.
On the other hand, I was always slightly overweight growing up and had to actually exude effort when talking to girls, which has progressed and carried over now that I'm at a normal weight/body type. Even though I can't follow through on anything that goes on, I can fucking wreck him in social scene talking to girls these days.
The biggest [what I would call a] mistake I see guys make (I live in Tampa so I see this ALL the time) is that they automatically assume that a big/ripped body means they are masculine, which is far from the truth. While women are attracted to masculinity, being fit or not lazy is only part of the equation and I would say carries a lot less weight than things like wisdom, confidence, and behavior. It helps but it will only take you so far.
Women like what they're told they like
My seven year old daughter and wife are playing in the playroom, wife comes in to the living room for moment. My precious darling calls out to her mom " you build the twin towers and I'll build an airplane."
I'm guessing it was just a friendly game of blocks.
Is it wrong that I laughed?
Too soon?
Today sucks. That is all.
Oh... and by the way, my 12 year old is convinced the world will end saturday, 5/21/11 because of some show that says it is in the bible.
So I guess today isn't really that important.
Everybody ship me your FTP rolls. You obviously don't need them and won't get paid between now and Saturday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
No. You would laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Same thing happens when I take off my pants.
candy-ass roody-poos
Hey, tone it down, buddy. This is a family forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
Smooky loo achoo achoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
Scooby dooby dooooooooooo
It's called hockey lrn2
YouTube - Maryland Lacrosse Hidden Ball Trick - May 15, 2011
lacrosse is probably the worst sport to watch ever.
have you seen curling?:puke:
Curling is better than many sports because there is occasionally a hot chick competing. sports without hot women to look at should actually be good sports, unlike soccer baseball basketball
also curling is the fucking nuts
fypeezyQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
AgreedQuote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
YouTube - ‪You Need To Diversify Yo Bonds Nigga‬‏Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
GZA's take on finance
I've been meaning to DL "36 Chambers" for like a month now and everytime I go to do it, I keep forgetting what it was I was looking for. DONE! Thanks for reminding me.
Grades just got posted; straight A's for the first time in my life. Its all 100 level classes at community cololege, but still I am proud of myself.
I threw out a book today. I was in the middle of it and I was like, fuck you book, you suck and I just threw it out.
Felt good.
B = FAIL
That class was ridic, 25 peeps - one person C, 23 peeps Bs, one person A.
Should've been two people.
just wait til you see your ftr report card.
How is everyone getting a B ridic? In my day, we had to walk up hill during World War 2 just to find out your grade was curved down to a C.Quote:
Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
In my day, we didn't have hills. We had to make them.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
AWESOME! My first little red box for the curling comment. Sorry about the deodorant:cool:
hahah me too HI 5 !!!!...and out of spite im going to negative rep anyone it could have been...prime suspects are Kiwi and wuf. Sorry guysQuote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
yeah pretty sure that soon im gonna change the way rep works. system is so flawed atmQuote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
lol at me ever negging anyone
if ur being a poopyface imma say it to ur poopyface
I know who it was. And not because I did it. Mod powers are vast and mysterious.Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
So what's a "B"? Is that like a 9/10 (or 90/100) or something?
Is an "A" a 10/10?
in b4 abooborilla tells wufwuginator who the lamo was who negged him for making fun of all u gaymos who think natalie portman's ass is anything other than a concave abomination
It was me. I'm Canadian. It's in our Constitution to defend curling.Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
I thought that was hockey.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Isn't curling that sport for guys who cannot play hockey?