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cabo wabo
i wish i had a burrito
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ddrruunkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
cabo wabo
i wish i had a burrito
and guacaolmle is fucking amazxiong
FLOMO ITS GO TIME! 2010 MY MAN!
HERE'S A RANDOM FACT: if you're in a sorority, you're a fucking cunt sucking douchebag*
*only applies to tri deltas at va tech....and vcu fuck you go fuck yourself
let's not check up on the birthday girl but let's still her alcohol LOLOLOLOLOL fuck you
sdkjfasdfajsdfa this is awesome let's drink seriouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
wait, wat?!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
kmind swig lets rock
wife is out of town and the kids are in bed
8:55 hammersed
i'm fuking super dad
and he is smoking hot
drinks on me boys and girls
my new liquor cabinet
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...ktails/022.jpg
obvioulsy i no longer live in NYC
Why do I see no Jack or Jameson?
at home i usually mix classic style cocktails and not hvae come across any cocktails that require those yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
when i'm out i punt and get a highball or something on the rocks.
that took me forever to type that correctly
and
hey what up supa?
i broke my WW cherry on you
Lol, try this one then:
Swervedriver
6 oz Bacardi 151
1 oz pineapple juice
splash of oj
...and you didn't even know you we're a wolf.
sounds goodQuote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
i'll bve puking in my shoes
yep
Awesome cabinet!
Imma go get drunk. Happy Thanksgiving to anybody that give a fuck. Happy whatever day to anybody that doesn't.
i';m right here baby.
happy thannks giving u crazy yanks!
happy turkey day to all....imgonna drink a yuengling for everyone of you
fucking went to a 2 bars this evening
no ciroc, beveldere, patron, markers mark, woodfords reserve.
RAGE. then made fun of me when i got a captain and gtrendindine so much fucking lhkjsdghaldbljdaskgsdt
CIROC ION TH E HOSUE
baf waddup durnkthread
Not half as drunk as I should be to post in this thread... but as everyone else has left I guess I'll post here...
Went to my parents place, slept the night, sister was about this afternoon playing 'christmas music' with my niece said she was having a party, slightly tongue in cheek but it seemed like a good excuse... I asked her how long she would be staying for... she said a couple of hours.
I cracked open my bottle of JD that's been sitting in the cupboard here for a while, had one drink and she decided to leave... the two events weren't related at least I don't think they were lol.
Anyway despite passing company - now everyone has dissapeared. I called my friend up for a game of pool... arranged to meet at 7pm at 6pm he calls and tells me his ex wife has a power cut so he has to look after his 2 young children... so now It's 6:45pm and I'm sitting in the living room with status quo playing on tv from my iomega screenplay director thing... with a laptop and a half glass of JD....
The fact I care to commit this sorry state of affairs to writing is suggestive of a less than sober state of mind, but I'm still reasonably coherent so haven't quite passed that subtle point yet...
Anyway... Have called two other people who at such short notice can't make it out.. so am thinking about going to a local pub tonight. I have work tomorrow but this is always the problem once you get a few drinks in you.. you want the great atmosphere to continue (well I do anyway)...
I went to a pub last weekend had a couple of games of pools with regulars, nice fella's in there... so I'm thinking of going there tonight.. it's cold here but the alternative is drinking my jd as the only person drinking in the house for the next few hours and then going to bed which doesn't really feel that appealing at the moment...
Edit: decided to stay in after all... work tomorrow, watched a movie instead called 'all of me' it was quite funny. I've been studying some open Yale psych course and it was aluded to by the lecturer.
3 dbl jds was more than enough! Nice to have a clear head in the morning... I must be getting old!
Up at 4 am. 8 and sk8 at work for to study for a test tomorrow. Said fuck it and poured a shot of jack. Grabbed pool cue and a flask and jammed to the poolhall. Tomorrows gonna suck.
It's hard to be drunk at work on a wednesday but I'm pulling it off pretty well.
Where do you work?
I'm a systems engineer for URS
look out IOPQ!
drinking systems engineer?
Alcohol Saturation Analysis.
Oh hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy new year fuckers!
WTF HOW DID THIS GET BUMPED TO PAGE 9
FTR, i am disappoint.
America's 16 Drunkest States - Photos - KPHO Phoenix
damn...6th place.
Holy you glorious bastards of the flopturnraise.com. I'm drunk enough to fuck adele with the lights on.
I'm drunk enough to be just sitting at homje and posting in the fukin drnk thread, I think this is my lowest moment yet.
hey ho.... hey ho you glorious cunt faggots, hey ho, hey ho!!!
i need this thread now more than ever.
i love you all, i really do.
I love you too man <3
...even though I've only said like 2 things to you!
pear cider is really good
This thread sucks because if you post it's just a 'hey I'm drunk now' sign post. No one ever seems to be drunk in this thread with anyone else.
just gotta say...as a durnk poker palyer....in the USofA, this shit cusk balls...
Dropped the kids of at LAX this morning. Their going to see my mom in Texas. Figured I'd get this bitch to the front page so I can find it later. Wouldn't say I'm drunk yet but it aint far around the corner.
How drunk do we call drunk?
1 cider and 5 guinness ?
Pfft.Quote:
Originally Posted by celtic123
OK, so like 12+ beers and like 8 shots of Jack = drunk but who the fucks counting and I can still kinda type so fuck you guyz anyway
Oh, and fuck whoever can still playz pokerz.
<3
US Playa and proud of it beeaatch... Will I eva be able to cash out? Who the fuck knows. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
I agree...fuck them and those who are like them...and throw the DOJ to the fucking sharks....let them swim with the fishies....see...Damn. I really want to play some pokery while I'm drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
What's up bitches, I have not given this thread the love and care it deserves and yet it prospers anyway.
I've been in Phoenix for 2 days and the beer has been amazing. SunUp is a smallish micro brew with great food, and salad beer. Drinking a double rye PA (pale ale) now.
Then, went to Total Wine & More, which is one of the top 3 liqour stores I've been to. There are enough 22 oz bottles of beer I've never seen and want to drink to keep me drunk for at least 2 weeks. Will provide updates.
wat in the face BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!
You ain't that drunk. Do a shot.
CINCO DE MAYO FUCK YEAH
hi
One of these days I will learn to sleep post booze as to not wake up at seven or eight am every time.
Hello cunts!
Take your pants off.
Drunk and drinking
Ohai.
1/2 way there!
Fuck you miss. Puck you miss. I said Puck you with a P don't you know english?
Are you on your period miss?
Aaaaaand release.
Bingo Bango! last 4 days of college WOOWOO
12:30 in da pm, no poker, no work til monday and almost outta beer. Biking it to the store for beers and jack. Golf on the wii.
why th4 fuck inst this th]read like stivcked what the fucvk
hwo the hekk elkse am i expected to fing it fuck
How much does a guy your size have to drink to get this drunk? Did you shotgun a beer keg?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
ha, repQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
ship throwing up in the bushes instead of the pool at the beach club
(also massive apologies to everyone else involved)
I didn't tell you this at the time...but you got a teeny bit of vomit on my foot.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I washed it off in the pool.
Haha fucken hammered and this shit is old but so fucken good so listen YouTube - ‪Loggins and Messina- Angry Eyes‬‏
WHAT, WHY?!?!?! I was in that poolQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
BAN BOOG NOW
way to answer your own questionQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
:doh:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm in indy for work for the next few months. drank some beers at rock bottom brewery, good stuff.