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05-10-2010, 10:42 PM
flomo

as long as you think it was a she
you are alright by me
05-29-2010, 02:46 AM
bikes

Foound it!!!
05-29-2010, 02:48 AM
BankItDrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgers

did a bankitdrew and pulled a fattie

although this may be beyond fattie

it was a bit like this pic

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uplo...hol_regret.jpg

ok not that bnad

but still

shje was big :(

lololol it happens to the best of us...
05-29-2010, 05:29 AM
wufwugy

No. No it doesn't

Not even close
05-29-2010, 05:41 AM
BankItDrew

Your not the best of us.
05-29-2010, 02:12 PM
wufwugy

once upon a time i learned that the only difference between garnering the attraction of hot women vs ugly women is your opinion of yourself
05-31-2010, 02:21 PM
bigred

MEEEEEEEEEEE

the whole weekend. Yay memorial day
06-01-2010, 02:34 AM
BankItDrew

birthday was may 31

sports bar
rippers
drunk
ftr

:D
06-02-2010, 12:47 AM
JL

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!
06-02-2010, 07:53 AM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by JL

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!

Nice! Golfing and drinking ftw
06-02-2010, 12:39 PM
BankItDrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by JL

It's Tuesday and I went golfing this morning, and then drank all day long at a pub and played Golden Tee for monies...broke even. Meh can't complain life is g00t!

I golfed yesterday and played golden tee Monday.
06-03-2010, 12:47 AM
UG

Summer is here!
06-03-2010, 11:02 AM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

Summer is here!

http://everseradio.com/wp-content/up.../12/grease.jpg
06-26-2010, 03:22 AM
givememyleg

fuck you all
06-26-2010, 11:38 PM
BennyLaRue

Kinda wanna eat beef goulash right now.
07-01-2010, 08:59 PM
supa

Fried egg sangwiches wid afuckload of mayo is are da bomb.
07-02-2010, 01:39 AM
dranger7070

Kfc > *
07-03-2010, 03:34 AM
Donachello

WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
07-03-2010, 02:02 PM
supa

There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.
07-03-2010, 03:39 PM
swiggidy

I would like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. Hey, everyone, thanks for keeping this thread alive.
07-03-2010, 08:26 PM
JL

Quote:

Originally Posted by supahaole

There maybe shoulds be a parallel thread to this one for hangovers.I guess I woke up still drunk so whatever.Can someone bring me some pazole?Maybe I gos gets a bloody.Yeah,spicy bloody,with some of those pickled string beans and shit.Horseradish,a shit ton of horseradish.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...fw-170030.html

or

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ad-174099.html

take you pick
07-03-2010, 09:10 PM
supa

Nice,so much for the search button.I think I'll go with the 2nd one tomorrow as I won't be sleeping w/ any fat chicks.
07-03-2010, 10:43 PM
bigred

Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.
07-05-2010, 03:31 PM
amifat

YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM
07-05-2010, 04:39 PM
JL

Quote:

Originally Posted by amifat

YES I FOund THIS SHIT finally, club med in bali, is the fucking SHIT

DUDE drunk womanz plus abit of pokaz and like lots of booooooze = fucking fantastic

FUCK I LOVE THE GAEM

wat
07-05-2010, 06:04 PM
dranger7070

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Is there a high thread cause I should have been posting in it last night? I love being back in nyc. They delivered right to our curb and then my gf and I smoked while watching Zak and Miri Make a Porno. Justin Long is so fucking funny in that high school reunion scene.

I like to use any and all threads for my high thread. So many epiphanies reading anything that its a shame to limit it to one area.
07-06-2010, 04:30 PM
amifat

Quote:

Originally Posted by JL

wat

fuck I posted that, FML
07-08-2010, 08:26 AM
kiwiMark

tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out
07-08-2010, 12:34 PM
BooG690

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwiMark

tonight someme came up to my table and started talkong to his mate "yeah nah I'm out I had pockeg jacks and I raised and hits retard called, flop came jack three three, I shoved all in and he called with a flush draw and hit on the fuckibng river such bullshit". The bst part is that kniwing that place the story could be 100% true as how he went out

But, but...never mind.
07-12-2010, 08:01 PM
swiggidy

Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!
07-13-2010, 12:21 AM
supa

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Poker in the dunk thread in the commune!? I'm in la for work. We're done by 11a, I have 2 at lunch, 1 in my room, go walk around, find a brewhouse, free hotel happy hour in 30 min, don't have anything to do till 10a. Woot!

Gotta late start but I'm catchin up pretty damn kwik.About an hour north of you.Got nothin to do til...fuck,I aint got nothin to do.clinkclink drinkdrink.
07-13-2010, 12:33 AM
swiggidy

to micro brew, got eight beer sampler. Boss went to room, this thread convinced me to not be lazy. Viva la bigred
07-13-2010, 02:09 AM
supa

Jack Daniels and Tacates WOOHOO!
07-14-2010, 02:14 AM
supa

Went to see Ron White at a local comedy club tonite.Place doesn't hold more than 100 peeps and it was 15 bucks to get in.150 bucks for drinks.Alls good.Wha eva.
07-14-2010, 02:46 AM
dranger7070

I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole
07-14-2010, 11:32 AM
supa

Quote:

Originally Posted by dranger7070

I rly rly rly hate your avatar. SupaAhole

Why is this ok.Whatever man.I don't know you.I don't call you an asshole.I don't give a fuck what your avatar looks like.Should I put in a picture of some random chic that none of you are gonna get to fuck anyway?Deal with it.
07-14-2010, 12:05 PM
a500lbgorilla

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.
07-14-2010, 12:25 PM
supa

How long did it take you to type that?Anyway,theres a difference between random letter reversal and implied meaning.I don't call people an asshole unless I think their an asshole.Doesn't matter.I'm Fn drungover and prolly a little pissy.I'm not mad at dranger.Drunk thread.Whatever.
07-14-2010, 12:38 PM
UG

http://dgkgraffix.files.wordpress.co...umb-blonde.jpg
07-14-2010, 01:33 PM
dranger7070

That was awesome rilla.

Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN
07-14-2010, 01:54 PM
supa

Quote:

Originally Posted by dranger7070

That was awesome rilla.

Supahaole, relax brah. THICK SKIN NAH MEAN

Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.
07-14-2010, 10:35 PM
JL

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.

"...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
percent slower with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!
07-15-2010, 08:41 AM
dranger7070

Quote:

Originally Posted by supahaole

Yeah I know.Next bonghits on me.

I like you a lot more now that I know you A.) Own a bong and B.) Take hits off it on the regular.
07-15-2010, 12:18 PM
BooG690

Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.
07-15-2010, 12:45 PM
supa

Quote:

Originally Posted by BooG690

Supaasshole, your avatar really does suck ass.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7...hday412009.jpg

Yep,you just got flipped off from a dude wearing a pink tiera.Epic fail!
07-15-2010, 12:54 PM
dranger7070

I noticed the dbag goatee and the cool refreshing taste of Coor's Light before I noticed the tiara.
07-15-2010, 02:14 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by JL

"...But research by Keith Rayner and his colleagues at the University of
Massachusetts, Amherst, has demonstrated that people do read about 12 -
percent slower with the kinds of misspellings in the scrambled paragraph..."

Fck you Rilla for wasting 12 percent of my time spent reading your post!

12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards
07-15-2010, 08:32 PM
JL

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

12 percent slower for you would be practically reading backwards

haha....wait, what? :confused:
07-16-2010, 12:05 AM
swiggidy

More drinky, less blah blah blah

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Good stuff.
07-16-2010, 12:20 AM
kingnat

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

More drinky, less blah blah blah

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom with me, sucks me off and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Good stuff.

Cool Story Bra
07-16-2010, 12:34 AM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Talking to you changed this?
07-16-2010, 01:54 AM
UG

don't you know you can change that shit? it's like a mental disorder or something. shock therapy works, so does religious brainwashing. dude is reprogrammed ftw!

or maybe swiggs just totally turned him off to dudes or something
07-16-2010, 07:05 AM
a500lbgorilla

If you close your eyes, hold your hands together and talk to yourself I'm pretty sure that fixes it.
07-16-2010, 12:15 PM
Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

In LA, I started talking to this dude at the bar, we had a couple beers. He's married, lives in the south and a methodist. Towards the end of the night he goes to the bathroom, then comes back and goes "I wanted to let you know I was gay"

Go on...
08-22-2010, 04:19 AM
Donachello

OH HAI!

http://www.getgrill.com/images/quesadillas.jpg
Well played sir, well played
08-29-2010, 03:01 AM
supa

Fuck it all.
08-29-2010, 10:48 AM
triumphant cracker

ow...my head hurts...to much jim beam black.....
08-29-2010, 02:39 PM
Lukie

ow...my head hurts... too much beer, vodka, rum, and whiskey.....

random aside

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

i personally can't stand it. i hate not being able to have a conversation with somebody and it's clearly bad for your short-term and long-term hearing. but a lot of people seem to really enjoy it.

moderately loud music played by any good bar = great
loud clubs, live music = bad
08-29-2010, 02:42 PM
BooG690

The Roots concert at the Highline Ballroom was extremely loud...I'm pretty sure it was illegal how loud it was.

It was the best concert I've ever seen.
08-29-2010, 04:02 PM
wufwugy

I refuse to congregate any place where the atmosphere is not conversational.
08-29-2010, 04:37 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

Most people suck at conversations and are boring. They depend on an atmosphere that distracts them of this fact.
08-30-2010, 12:43 PM
supa

If you're going out for drinks and conversation then yeah, you probably wanna find someplace not too loud. Doesn't anyone go out just to listen to music? I'd be pissed if I went to see Pink Floyd or whatever live and the music was low enough to hear the person next to me talking. Even when I go out to jazz clubs I want the music to be louder than a normal conversation can withstand. Conversations great, but if the musics good turn it up, we can talk later.

Now that Iv'e posted in the drunk thread I feel I owe it to the thread to get drunk. It's 9:40 in the am here but fuck, you gotta have integrity.

Heeheeheehee, I said buttfuck.
08-30-2010, 02:04 PM
bikes

HAI IM WUFWUGY
09-02-2010, 09:06 PM
a500lbgorilla

Some preseason football, some rum and cokes, chillin for a nice loooooooong weekend.
09-03-2010, 01:16 AM
Donachello

WINE! WHINE! WEIN! VINE! MINE!
09-11-2010, 02:04 AM
wufwugy

i realized that life doesnt care. we here because everyting else died. not purpose to evolution, everyboyd be like hey why evolution do what it do, answer be evolution just a probability that exists because everything else died. so nothing special here

but the big revelation is that when u look at how and why we evolved u realize that it isnt to be happy or to be a good person or have strong will or whatever, but to have the strongest most adaptable biological fundamentals because thats what ultimately determines survival. so thats our product, and not much else.

everyday we lazy and dont do what we should, we know it but dont beat it. even when you dont know it you still know it, theres so much keeping you back, but reality is that which is keeping you back is the biology itself having adapted to survival, not greatness nor joy, just survival. living to your full potential is anti evolution, it doesnt want to to exceed, it doesnt want you to feel amazing or have some great willpower because that doesnt aid longterm survival. only biological adaption on the stupid level is evolution aided. we go through life struggling with pain and sorrow because our adaptation and reproductive reality didnt care, it only cared about what perpetuated itself i.e. immune system, organ function, etc.

so maybe the solution to life is that life is against us. it doesnt care about our happinesss, only about our survival. maybe thats the key, that you gotta go against instinct and just do what you should. afterall, your biology isnt prepared for happiness and satisfaction, but merely perpetuation.

and its not even that your biology wants perpetuation, but that biology that is perpetuated exists because everything else doesnt. get it?
09-11-2010, 04:10 AM
daven

phaedrus vs aleph and gonzales
who gonna fuck with who? cos it's all about the whiplash
09-12-2010, 02:55 AM
Donachello

Nice to meet you drunk thread! Well met lad
09-12-2010, 10:44 AM
IowaSkinsFan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

ow...my head hurts... too much beer, vodka, rum, and whiskey.....

random aside

who likes LOUD music? for an example of LOUD music, think of something like a band playing indoors at a bar where you have to shout about as loud as you can for anyone close by to hear you.

i personally can't stand it. i hate not being able to have a conversation with somebody and it's clearly bad for your short-term and long-term hearing. but a lot of people seem to really enjoy it.

moderately loud music played by any good bar = great
loud clubs, live music = bad

I 100% agree.
09-12-2010, 11:55 AM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

i realized that life doesnt care. we here because everyting else died. not purpose to evolution, everyboyd be like hey why evolution do what it do, answer be evolution just a probability that exists because everything else died. so nothing special here

but the big revelation is that when u look at how and why we evolved u realize that it isnt to be happy or to be a good person or have strong will or whatever, but to have the strongest most adaptable biological fundamentals because thats what ultimately determines survival. so thats our product, and not much else.

everyday we lazy and dont do what we should, we know it but dont beat it. even when you dont know it you still know it, theres so much keeping you back, but reality is that which is keeping you back is the biology itself having adapted to survival, not greatness nor joy, just survival. living to your full potential is anti evolution, it doesnt want to to exceed, it doesnt want you to feel amazing or have some great willpower because that doesnt aid longterm survival. only biological adaption on the stupid level is evolution aided. we go through life struggling with pain and sorrow because our adaptation and reproductive reality didnt care, it only cared about what perpetuated itself i.e. immune system, organ function, etc.

so maybe the solution to life is that life is against us. it doesnt care about our happinesss, only about our survival. maybe thats the key, that you gotta go against instinct and just do what you should. afterall, your biology isnt prepared for happiness and satisfaction, but merely perpetuation.

and its not even that your biology wants perpetuation, but that biology that is perpetuated exists because everything else doesnt. get it?

That's funny, I was kinda thinking about all of this yesterday while mowing the lawn, but without the dark overtones.

And less wordy.

And even though I was only thinking all of it, I'm pretty sure I still remembered to use apostrophes with all my contractions.
09-12-2010, 10:27 PM
flomo

Luke and ISF must be gettin old becuase i agrree

DDRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KMIND are you old enough to get drunk yet?
it is fucking 2010, get with the program
09-13-2010, 01:31 AM
kmind

I IS 24! BUT COMPLETELY SOBER TONIGHT :(
09-20-2010, 05:38 AM
daven

ahhh, booze my muse
6th night in a row...
friday and the consequences for one of the boozers now involves a spinal unit (kiwimark can read the paper to confirm)
tonight was all roses and sunbeams and dinner cooked for me and stories of glaswegian heroin and unrelated london comics (drawer of "squigeon" was over for dinner), among overs, innit
not convinced that thai whiskey buckets are gonna sober things up anytime soon
09-24-2010, 04:43 PM
BennyLaRue

WHEEEE! Friday afternoon drunk. You guise at work still all suck.
10-24-2010, 01:43 AM
BennyLaRue

Hey, Uncle Ben, why is your leftover rice so much tastier when I am hammered? Is it the love you put in it? Love for drunk ppls?

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