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Therefore he was never guilty of perjury lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Fuck your logic is so retarded.
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Originally Posted by BananaStand
In theory, but it's never happened.
But if he says as much with his actions, it's ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Is that supposed to challenge my point?Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
I guarantee you he has no idea who Lord Archer is, and doesn't care because it didn't happen in America.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
TrueQuote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Are you saying that all wealthy Americans voted for Trump?Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
And that would be fair enough, I mean I'm having to ask him to clarify impeachment, which to him is probably like teaching someone how to spell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Are you saying they all voted against him?Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Do you have an actual point?
You could just use google. It's not really that complicated.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Honestly, there was a time I might challenge that, but it's probably true. I really am a stereotypical ass-hole American.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I let my passport expire because I vowed to never leave this great land. Now my company wants me to go to Canada for two days next month. I applied for a new passport, and I just got it. I was bummed. I was hoping that Trump would fire the whole state department and my application would get lost or something.
But I'm finding I'm having some real anxiety about leaving America. I think the US is fucking awesome and everyone where else SUCKS. Like I'm genuinely worried if foreign bridges are sturdy, if their water is clean, if their cops know what the fuck they're doing, etc.
No. You said this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
All I did was suggest that is naive, and you're taking that as "rich people voted against him"?Quote:
Why would any very rich person oppose Trump?
There are some very welathy individuals who oppose Trump. Soros is one name I can pull out of my arse. Murdoch is another. How you feeling in that kind of company?
Oprah probably voted for Hillary
Haven't you seen South Park? Canada is a shithole country. There's no doot aboot it eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Take your own water, cause most water comes out of fetid ponds and contains moose shit.
Bridges fall down all the time. Avoid them at all costs.
You have to leave your gun in America, so you can't shoot someone for taking your parking spot.
The roads are really fucked up. The signs use kilometers instead of miles. It's like, totally confusing.
People (even the cops) are way too polite. They use words like 'please' and 'thank you'. It will really make you uncomfortable.
Most people don't have a natural speaking voice above 100 decibels. So you might get some funny looks when you go to a store to buy a soda. They'll wonder why this strange person is shouting at the cashier.
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
Oh, there's two of them at least who didn't like him. Sorry I stand corrected.
I guarantee you most rich people care more about money than anything else. So if a guy gets in office and is good for their bank account, tax cuts and shit, they're right with him.
I want an 'Ask wuf a qanon question' thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrfN3v5JL8
I'm honestly worried I might have a heart attack just looking at some pouteinQuote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I think Ong will be joining this group soon if he's not already in it.
That shit is fucking gross. I've never tried it and I very much doubt I ever will. Maybe on my deathbed when I just want to get it over and done with.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Oh shit this involves baby rapist traffickers too. Better let Savy know about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Edit: just finished the whole thing. This is fucking hilarious. Best part is how they all disagree on the various strands of the conspiracy.
Sorry, care to explain?Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Aren't you on record as saying all powerful people are pedo baby rapists? Or maybe i'm jumbling up you and Ong's separate paranoid theories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
No, Ong is concerned about baby rapists, but not afraid! He's very clear about that. But only naturalized muslim baby rapists from pakistan. Which may or may not disguise themselves as mexican immigrants. Any big government trump-is-a-secret-genius deep state lizard people shit, is probably wuf.
If someone assigns bad hand ranges, that's probably Savy... if Spoon isn't around.
Right, the only legitimate conspiracy theories are the ones where Trump rigged the election with the help of foreign hackers, and that he coordinated the firing of James Comey to cover his tracks.
My JOKE was actually that everyoen is a peadophile just only those with enough power think they can get away with it. I don't really think all rich people are doing this shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I wish I liked Jim Jefferies but he's just such a bore. Literally only famous as someone beat him up in the early days of people being able to record video on their phone.
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Originally Posted by oskar
Still not busto but I also haven't played poker for a while, wow >
I'm actually tempted to just deposit a couple of hundred quid and start grinding 10nlz and subscribing to upswing. I just need to get myself in a good study group and I'd be golden.
I know a guy who makes 20BB's/hour in a live game. He think you're a fucking tool though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Oh ok so it's just Wuf and Ong that are paranoid. Two out of six ain't bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Wait, 2 x 6 = 12, and 12 + 1+2 =15, and add 2 to that and you get 17. I'm starting to see a pattern here.
poop really thinks rich people only care about tax policies.
and oskar really thinks what he just said.
and banana really makes 20bb an hour. For now.
Want to play heads up poker on a site we can both use? I mean I can probably only wager a few grand of my own money which wouldn't be worth your time but I'm sure I could get backing.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
In fact we can just use playmoney so we aren't paying rake. The money can just be transfered after we have a winner.
edit - also 20bb/hour is much less than your actual winrate pal don't put yourself down.
It's true, the best data available has me at 143/BB an hour. I just didn't want to crush your motivationQuote:
Originally Posted by Savy
YupQuote:
Originally Posted by Savy
HU 4 STAX
I HAVE A TEN INCH DICK
MY WIFE IS A SUPERMODEL
MY FERRARI IS IN THE GARAGE
I HAVE AN IQ OF 175
No....HU 4 ROLLZ!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Time-out. Serious question: Do brits express dick-size in inches?Quote:
I HAVE A TEN INCH DICK
BTW, my dick is 0.4 meters
Mine isn't. But I fuck six supermodels on the side. On the seventh day, I rest.Quote:
MY WIFE IS A SUPERMODEL
You must be compensating for your small dick. I drive a moped.Quote:
MY FERRARI IS IN THE GARAGE
There's a house at the north pole. It has 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a 3 car garage and sits on 2.26 acres of land. There are windows on three sides. If you look out the master bedroom window when Mercuriy is in retrograde, you can see the third star in the handle of the big dipper. The driveway is 61 meters long, and the mailbox is red. How many walls point south?Quote:
I HAVE AN IQ OF 175
single, small penis, no car fmlQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
edit - I genuinely enjoyed this forum a lot more when wuf was posting 100 times an hour. How did it get worse? MMM is literally the only person of value.
So that's 286 bb's in an hour of live cashgame, which should be around 33 hands, so that's 858 bb/100. Call me skeptical but... no, just call me skeptical.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
It also makes me almost certain that you just cut your IQ test result from a pic you found on the internet. I thought there's a change it could be legit if you practice these things, and I see no reason to lie. But there's no reason to lie about your bb/100 either, and this is such an incredibly over the top lie.
banana, the president is a fucking moron. Not a role model you should be looking up to. Don't go around lying about everything - especially if there's nothing to gain!
Me too. Even his short posts were pure gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Is Scott Walker the guy who started Dilbert? Otherwise I have no idea.Quote:
Calling it now: Walker/Rubio 2016!
Probably wrong
If you've been following along, I've only just this week started to keep extremely detailed results in an app.
The data that currently resides in that app is "the best data available"
It represents roughly four hours of play, over two sessions. +$1,119
What about this seems unreal to you?
EDIT: Wait, I just realized, you guys here probably differentiate between bb and BB. Whatever, I'm still claiming $286/hour at a $1/2 9 handed table.
Wuf has some serious stretching to do for the mental gymnastics required to think himself out of the hole he got himself in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
No, that's Scott Adams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Walker is the governor of Wisconsin
I think you mean 858.0858085808580858... bb/100Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Really showing your barely well above average IQ here.
Wuf became too much of a parody of himself which ruined his earnestness which is what made me like him.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
I'm going to play live poekr and track my winnings.
This is really uncalled for. I value you. You're mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
I even value oskar.
Would you rather have a metric fuck ton of bitches, or an imperial fuck ton of bitches?Quote:
Originally Posted by banana
100bb/hand winner atm won £200.
You've been playing live for months, and you have records for two sessions? And you're an accountant?
Or you're a losing player and you scrap your records every time you go bust to protect your fragile ego?
Kudos for the most polite way I've ever seen someone say "disappeared up his own arse".Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
50bb/100 I folded 28o maybe it was a mistake.
Just realised I've been tracking my winnings incorrectly, sorry.
Just got into a multiway pot and took it down 34124bb/100 now.
What would I do with records? Pay taxes?Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
See....I'm a GOOD accountant
I have a notebook where I write down hands for later study. On the back page I just keep little figures of my total results for each session. It had figures going back several months, I added it all up, estimated my average session is about 4 hours (not really sure, but it's definitely not more than this), and I came up with about $40/hour as my seemingly sustainable win rate.
Then you dickholes called BS, so now I'm keeping super duper records.
$286/hour, and counting.
KK < AA 1000bb deep 0bb/100
3b J9s SB vs BTN open GII w/two pair OTF lost to over pair hitting kicker -1241bb/100
I take it back, I've stopped valuing savy.
Don't bitch about other people not bringing anything to the table, and then spam a fuck ton of bollocks that might have been funny in one or two posts.
Dickhead.
I've actually reported your posts to the IRS btw. As Americans have to pay tax on every winning session unless you are classes as a professional poker player which you will know you have to jump through hoops for which you won't have. And as you've reported your winnings to this forum hf paying tax on them. With how much you earn that'll be a lot of tax too.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
He'll be back. He's just on r/thedonald at the moment gathering more facts to impress us with.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Not much actino the past few hands. bb/100 one up a lot though given small smaple and huge losses so far.
Sounds like a statistical anomally, Savy. Better start over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
He's irrefutably innocent though 'cause if not he'd be convicted and in jail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Case dismissed.
Fuck sake I joined a 5000/10000 game and lost my life savings folding the BB. Variance sucks.
I told MI6 that you don't have a license for that report. They'll be kicking in your door soon. Have your door-license ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
I mean I obviously haven't reporte his posts but what I said in the rest of the post is true. I wonder how much places like the IRS would take forum posts as truth when it comes to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Your app is broken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Rule number one is it doesn't come on until you have a big winning session.
Rule number two is if you don't have a big winning session you report one anyways.
I'm guessing zero, 'cause they'd just assume he's full of shit like we all do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
I've reported the casino for using fraudlant dice so I'm hoping I get my money back.
MI6 is foreign intelligence, not internal. So you just got yourself under surveillance for being a nosey Yank.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Yes but they can get money from that full of shit. I don't even think he's full of shit I just think he's a very slight winner on a massive heater.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Proof right there that you suck. Good players don't experience variance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
so Savy, we doing this heads-up thing?
Play money? Real money? We can make a real wager, or I can just embarrass you for fun. I really don't care.
I'm on east coast USA though, I work M-F til 5pm. And I'm not playing any kooky hours to accommodate your dumb-ass limey time zone.
My ex wife just counter sued me for gambling away her alomony money but I think I can counter sue her for getting fat.
Shit I've just had to lay off 1300 people as my company folded on the negative press of me losing all my money. Doesn't even make sense because I'm only a mail boy in the accounts department.
Thank god Trump is still president, just got myself a new job earning 5x the money.
But if Trump is so powerful why did Roseanne get cancelled?
I think Savy only comes on here when he's drunk. Otherwise he's just going around all day being incoherent and not funny.
I'm actually just tryign to get ong to ban me for shitposting so I can lol at the irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
It's nearly impossible to get banned from here - ask banana.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
To make it even worse I've actually been banned before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Man with 0.4m penis owes taxQuote:
Originally Posted by Savy
Back to the topic. Does this look like a very smart guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEe7_zgZbuI
Just think, this video will still be around in 100 years and people will be watching and saying 'he was president of the US?'
No, in 100 years people will hopefully think "over a billion people wanted Sharia, and people were crying about a man with a toupee throwing paper towels around? Jesus our ancestors were faggots."Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
No, they'll be saying "idiots actually believed over a billion people wanted Sharia Law, and voted to leave a trade and commerce union with a bunch of non-muslim countries to protect themselves? And others like them made an orange idol out of this idiot?" Then their heads will explode.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Are you saying that the figure of a billion is an exaggeration? Because I was being conservative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
"trade and commerece union"Quote:
and voted to leave a trade and commerce union with a bunch of non-muslim countries to protect themselves?
As I was saying about naivity...
maybe you should take it over to the xenophobia thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
It's at least 20% of the muslim world, so what's that.....300 million people? Is that not enough to matter? It HAS to be a billion?
300 million isn't enough to make a point?
You think I pulled the number out of my arse? I googled "how many people live under sharia", and instead got told how many people wanted it, from various sources. It ranged from 1.5b to 2.5b, iirc. I was happy with the simple "over a billion".Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
When your president who calls the free press "the enemy of the people" has made statements like "maybe we should bring back firing squads" who is currently under investigation for fraud and conspiring with a foreign power to commit treason; is talking openly about pardoning is co-conspirators, firing his prosecution and appointing his own judge... but those goddamn muslims! Haven't even had the courage to... no terror attacks in the US for like 15+ years. WHAT THE FUCK! Sharia?! gtfo you muslims! Someone stop them right now before they... make me eat something else than pork! FUCK!
^^ accountant btwQuote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
You said it, not me. But since we're on the subject, make sure the white ones go too. I just want you to know I'm not discriminating against any color here.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Am I misquoting the number of total muslims at 1.5B? It's possible, but we passed "too many" a long time ago, so who cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
That's about the same number of Americans. Americans have killed more innocent people in the last twenty years than all the muslims put together.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Does that make a point? Should we have an "American ban" policy in our countries because they come from a place that, never mind wanting to impose their law on others, want to kill others in large numbers? 100k civilians in Iraq alone, who knows how many in Afganistan.
You people are fucking dangerous. I'd rather give up pork than get hit by the MOAB for living in the same city block as a terrorist.
What you're saying here, is that Islam is not compatible with western culture. Agreed. Let's keep them separate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
No, I'm saying exactly what my words were:
And you're even more dangerous because not only are you willing to start wars for no reason and accept 'collateral damage' in the 10s of thousands, but you've managed to elect a complete sociopathic moron as your president. It suggests you're not only violent, but not very sophisticated.Quote:
You people are fucking dangerous.
I'm more afraid of America than I am of Islam.
It sounds like you'd agree that a fair measure of an American President's success is "not getting into unnecessary armed conflicts"Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
So then, wouldn't you also agree that Trump is a historically great president?
Oh, yeah I almost forgot about that. Remember that president you have, who could potentially face life in prison alongside at least one of his children if he can't abuse his power to get out of this situation? He's the only person in the world who can single handedly start a nuclear war with no procedual safety net in place.
By that measure, absolutely. I don't think there's any evidence he's a war monger, despite all his bluster. But by the same criterion, none of Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, or Obama got into unnecessary wars. And none of them were sociopathic morons.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
But if it came down to it, if Trump had a choice between resigning and presiding over a civil war, I think he'd go with option 2.
Edit: And I don't think it would necessarily even be a conscious decision. I think he'd just keep screaming witch hunt until his moronic base decided it was time to come to his rescue with their pitchforks and hand grenades.
Odds against this are surprisingly lowQuote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Oh man how did I miss this gem. There's only 1.8b Muslims in the entire world, what website is saying 2.5b people want Sharia Law? Are they saying 700m non-muslims want Sharia law too? Fuck me. No wonder you're worried.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Probably true. But the odds of a lot of civil unrest/right wing nutjob terrorism if he gets tossed on his ass are pretty fair methinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Some of these people think he's fucking God's messenger or something. They are not right in the head. You think people were mad at the world before he came along, wait until the world takes away their saviour.
And you guys are worried about what some muslims half the world away are thinking?
I said the odds AGAINST, are surprisingly low
I'm pretty sure you misread that
You must have dropped some IQs
So you're saying the odds for a civil war are high? Well ok, then no need to worry about who's in charge of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by BananaStand
Trump as president during CW2..I just had a cold chill run down my spine.
oh wait, it's ok - he'll have the Space Force on his side. Ahhh, that's a weight off my mind.
Yes. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ed-report-leak
Another friendly reminder that if you support this administration, you're complicit.