It's hard to be drunk at work on a wednesday but I'm pulling it off pretty well.
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It's hard to be drunk at work on a wednesday but I'm pulling it off pretty well.
Where do you work?
I'm a systems engineer for URS
look out IOPQ!
drinking systems engineer?
Alcohol Saturation Analysis.
Oh hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy new year fuckers!
WTF HOW DID THIS GET BUMPED TO PAGE 9
FTR, i am disappoint.
America's 16 Drunkest States - Photos - KPHO Phoenix
damn...6th place.
Holy you glorious bastards of the flopturnraise.com. I'm drunk enough to fuck adele with the lights on.
I'm drunk enough to be just sitting at homje and posting in the fukin drnk thread, I think this is my lowest moment yet.
hey ho.... hey ho you glorious cunt faggots, hey ho, hey ho!!!
i need this thread now more than ever.
i love you all, i really do.
I love you too man <3
...even though I've only said like 2 things to you!
pear cider is really good
This thread sucks because if you post it's just a 'hey I'm drunk now' sign post. No one ever seems to be drunk in this thread with anyone else.
just gotta say...as a durnk poker palyer....in the USofA, this shit cusk balls...
Dropped the kids of at LAX this morning. Their going to see my mom in Texas. Figured I'd get this bitch to the front page so I can find it later. Wouldn't say I'm drunk yet but it aint far around the corner.
How drunk do we call drunk?
1 cider and 5 guinness ?
Pfft.Quote:
Originally Posted by celtic123
OK, so like 12+ beers and like 8 shots of Jack = drunk but who the fucks counting and I can still kinda type so fuck you guyz anyway
Oh, and fuck whoever can still playz pokerz.
<3
US Playa and proud of it beeaatch... Will I eva be able to cash out? Who the fuck knows. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
I agree...fuck them and those who are like them...and throw the DOJ to the fucking sharks....let them swim with the fishies....see...Damn. I really want to play some pokery while I'm drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
What's up bitches, I have not given this thread the love and care it deserves and yet it prospers anyway.
I've been in Phoenix for 2 days and the beer has been amazing. SunUp is a smallish micro brew with great food, and salad beer. Drinking a double rye PA (pale ale) now.
Then, went to Total Wine & More, which is one of the top 3 liqour stores I've been to. There are enough 22 oz bottles of beer I've never seen and want to drink to keep me drunk for at least 2 weeks. Will provide updates.
wat in the face BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!
You ain't that drunk. Do a shot.
CINCO DE MAYO FUCK YEAH
hi
One of these days I will learn to sleep post booze as to not wake up at seven or eight am every time.
Hello cunts!
Take your pants off.
Drunk and drinking
Ohai.
1/2 way there!
Fuck you miss. Puck you miss. I said Puck you with a P don't you know english?
Are you on your period miss?
Aaaaaand release.
Bingo Bango! last 4 days of college WOOWOO
12:30 in da pm, no poker, no work til monday and almost outta beer. Biking it to the store for beers and jack. Golf on the wii.
why th4 fuck inst this th]read like stivcked what the fucvk
hwo the hekk elkse am i expected to fing it fuck
How much does a guy your size have to drink to get this drunk? Did you shotgun a beer keg?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
ha, repQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
ship throwing up in the bushes instead of the pool at the beach club
(also massive apologies to everyone else involved)
I didn't tell you this at the time...but you got a teeny bit of vomit on my foot.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I washed it off in the pool.
Haha fucken hammered and this shit is old but so fucken good so listen YouTube - ‪Loggins and Messina- Angry Eyes‬‏
WHAT, WHY?!?!?! I was in that poolQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
BAN BOOG NOW
way to answer your own questionQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
:doh:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm in indy for work for the next few months. drank some beers at rock bottom brewery, good stuff.
Also some wines at the JW Marriott. Imaget u drunk get u drunk inside my trunk
fuck i am awesome. lets talk about that
grab somebody tell em hey, give me everything tonight
excuse me, excuse me, i might drink a little more than i should tonight
Been listening to this all week.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
TROLLING THAI HOOKERS WOULD BE EASIER IF I WASNT SO EMPATHETIC
It's spelled IMPOTENT.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
har har har.
Requesting Ladyboy trip report.
Dude, bikes HATES it when you call him that.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Ladyboy sword fight?
en guard!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
oh you guys
Happy Canada Day!
WOOOOO CANADA!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_...s_full_600.jpg
drunk? yes
crown royal? as good as it gets.
hwp come there's never nopbady in here?
Wait wtf I'm here.
So shotglass, gotta ask. Is that either your bike, your chic or you?
It's me and my bike. The pic was taken by my ex asshole a while back.
Edit: Philly prolly thought I was a man 'cause I gave him that jerk's e-mail address about a month or so ago - sorry philly :oops:
Better pics of bike plz. Can't tell but looks like a shovel, maybe evo.
Okay, half a bottle of jack and I'm back. Zoom makes shit all pixelated but I'm pretty sure it's a shovel. WCC CFL frame, 16" (15"?) rear and 19" front. Bars are cool. Obv S&S air cleaner (maybe came with the S&S motor? Nah, AMF motor.) Friscoed sporty tank is cool too. Only thing I see changing is ditching the forwards for mids and a little extra ride height. Looks like fun tho.
Champagne brunch this morning. All you can drink on a Tuesday morning when you are unemployed and live near the beach. Found this thread. Goin for a swim.
Mother of your sister's cunt. (wave)
I fucking HAAAATE tequila with a passion but it works in a pinch.
Supa and SHotglass, do you lowhand street bikes?
Like Lindsey Lowhand?
For starters, your obv not drinking the right tequila. I abso detest the word streetbike and my next bike will prolly be a late model Kawasaki Concourse. Mostly coz I need a bike that can carry my tools and still have fun on backroads.
That was a hell of a way to answer a yes or no question.
YouTube - ‪Sowf Park - Funny motorcycle sound‬‏
Let me break it down for you. Do you hold your left arm out at a low angle to acknowledge another rider on a crotch rocket when you pass them going the opposite direction travelling down a public roadway?
After a few years I've realized that roughly 8 out of 10 people who ride "cruisers" (if thats ok with you that I call them that) are dickheads that don't respect crotch rocket riders and will pretend like they don't see you. Just curious which category you two fine people fell into.
Lol, didn't know you meant "cool guy wave". I mostly stopped doing that years ago unless it seemed appropriate, which is rare to me. Usually I'll just give a nod and move on. Living in socal you can literally pass by hundreds of other bikes on sunday and the whole thing just gets old. But no, it has nothing to do with the type of bike a rider's on, to me it has more to do with the rider.
I've ridden a lot of different bikes over the years and a lot of them on the same roads and can tell you from experience that it works both ways. Sportbike riders will "lowhand" me more often if I'm on a sportbike than if I'm on a Harley and I've actually had a group of them flip me off for waving at them, so I think it's a standard cheerleader click type of thing on both sides of the spectrum. Honestly I just like riding motorcycles and could care less about all that shit.
Damn, I'm jealous. What beach?Quote:
Originally Posted by 2Cord McCord
No, my motorcycle penis is bigger!
Cheers
The F Word (Season 13, Episode 12) - Episode Guide - South Park Studios
I kinda stopped doing the wave thind a few years ago. Too many guys saw me wave to them and must have thought I was interested or something. I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell some guy to fuck off after they've made a u-turn to "ride with me".
@ Supa - you know your bikes pretty good - shovel, S&S cleaner, but the frame's a paughco, not wcc. Had to reposition the bars backwards a bit...I'm short :D
Also - can't stand AMF motors, they're not balanced for shit
I'd love to get my hands on an original knuckle
Makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
I try to wave or nod whenever I can. I tend to practice avoidance when it's some douche in flip flops, shorts, and no helmet. They tend to not "get it."
Visions a bit less foggy now so can see the axle adjusters and clearly not wcc. Sorry for the insult ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
There should be a comment about chics liking to sit on unbalanced washing machines but I won't go there... Oops.
So, 80" motor then?
Hi 5!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Anyone who rides with no helmet and open toe shoes, regardless of laws, is a huge fucking moron. I still wave (or waved since I don't currently ride) at anyone on 2 wheels out of habit/respect for other riders though.
I had my helmet stolen off my CBR and had to make a 10ish mile ride home and it was not one of the more fun things I have ever done, in addition to not being able to see shit since the wind had my eyes so watery.
Before the helmet law here I didn't even own a helmet. Now if I ride without one I feel completely vulnerable, although some of my helmets now don't really qualify as "helmets".
Rode my sons xr50 down the street one time wearing flip flops and looped it in a wheelie. Lost both my big toenails, won't do that again.
I uesd to wear shorts a lot during the summer but knowing that I would have lost a shitton of meat off my leg if I was wearing shorts during my last crash I'll prolly keep to long pants from now on.
I feel like people who don't wear gear fall into two camps:
A) Just simply ignorant of how comfortable modern gear can be.
--I wear ATGATT and I am perfectly comfortable in high 80° high humidity weather.
B) They just think they are too cool for gear... they are tough guys, and they think it will mess up their image...
--While they are still retards, I get this for chopper guys, a full face helmet doesn't really fit the image. But full gear looks cool on crotch rockets as they are essentially race bikes, so I can't say I understand going without gear on a crotch rocket...
Agree with most of what Boost said but having had a bike for my only trans over different periods of my life I'm not gonna gear up when I go to the grocery store. I've never owned a full set of leathers but I pretty much dress according to the kind of riding I'm gonna do.
Ya, I mean, I guess I feel that. It's just that I saw my brothers face swollen to the size of a large pumpkin and still see the scars on his face, arm, and leg from the road rash/smacking the curb-- He was going about 20mph.
Also it's just a slippery slope of "well I'm just going this far, I don't need to wear it." And suddenly you're jumping on the highway with no gear because the trip is relatively short. This reason is obviously more personal as I feel that I have poor self control in slippery slope situations.
Lastly, I just feel horribly vulnerable when I don't have gear on. And my only experience without gear is taking my bike from the front of the house around in the alley to the garage... I can envision the aftermath of blipping the throttle while my rear wheel is over that wet patch of leaves or that loose gravel... I want to ride for a long long time, I don't want my enjoyment of motorcycling to be cutshort because I was too lazy to strap on a helmet or too much of a bitch to deal with the little more heat brought by long pants and a jacket (my summer jacket has too much ventilation if its anywhere below 75°..)... Don't mean to be preachy, but it's just something I feel pretty strongly about.
BIKERS GTFO THIS IS THE THREAD FOR DRUNKS.
DRINKING AND RIDING MOTORCYCLES DO NOT MIX!
que the 'i used to drink and drive until some mothers got maddid'
True storyQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Que?Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Por que?
Holy shit, Boosts brother needs to learn how to crash better.
The only time I laid mine down I was trying to land a wheelie in a parking space at my old apartment. Was easily doing less than 15mph and ended up with a knee full of stitches and a dislocated shoulder. I'm sure 20mph could fuck someone up pretty good.
On topic:
Been going strong since about 6. If anyone lives or is in the NC area, there is a brewery called Red Oak in Greensboro and makes one of the best beers I've ever tasted. Eye <3 Red Beers!!
New drunk thread please.
Fuck ya new drunk thread!!!
Whoa! Commune digest scares the fuck outta me.
2 x corpse reviver #2 and I'm back!!!!!!!!
2 clover clubs got me started
New page yet?