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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
i am too drunk to drive to get more beer and the only other option besides cider is miller 64. i think i chose wisely.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
i am too drunk to drive to get more beer and the only other option besides cider is miller 64. i think i chose wisely.
So cider sounds tasty
never had blood orange. will have blood orange. better taste like blood and orange
That sounds like fruit, you fruit!
Yeah, but if there's blood on it, is it still girly?
Depends on the week. Buh-DUMQuote:
Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
Mmmm, the worst jokes always feel the best.
the worst jokes or the bratwurst jokes?
OK, some times the worst jokes don't feel so good.
Bratwurst is tasty, though.
Some sauerkraut... shit is right.
Some mustard...
Thick buns
did i hear thick buns?
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nubian princess thread is down the hall imo!
Pulled a trifecta this weekend. Friday, Saturday and Sunday all ended in complete obliteration. But, I'm actually here to announce a bit of a shift. I've been a hot mess for the past year and a half, and I'm going to be working at some real changes. I'm not quitting drinking, but the goal is to heavily reduce and work on a healthier lifestyle. We'll see how it goes.
The last 3 posts feel like falling off a cliff.
And worst, falling into the wagon.
If your liver isn't aching, you're doing it right.
every thread is a nubian thread. so sayeth wugy
today was a good day and i am still drunk. it was a good day because i am still drunk
Taxi!
c'mon skinny love just last the year
THE EIGHT DAY UPDATE!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
I've only been drunk once (which sounds pathetic but is still an improvement) in the past eight days. I am not going to make it past eight days without getting lit again. shitty days are shitty. this is knowledge people. Write this shit down.
what
I got lit last night. Welcome back football.
i have work until 2.
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List of things that are funnier than Will Ferrell: everything
List of things that are 10x funnier than Will Ferrell: still everything
I don't live there, I'm just visiting your sister all the time.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i am done with work. solid 8 hr shift with no break. fun times. my bladder probably exploded.
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our treblinka is alive with the glory of love. hell no no no.
<@h0zer> humg. over
your kungfu was not strong enough
its sunday and i dont work! lets drink!
I am not touching alcohol for at least an entire day :x this is srs :x
How are you hung over? Did you shave your beard or something
I haven't been drinking much lately, and last night I went out with friends and pretended that I've been drinking how I normally do.
ye can't handle ye mead, ye frilly wench
the wine i'm drinking advertises itself as velvety and lush
it's p good
i am drinking today because my boss called me into work 1.5h early because he said "get your ass in here before i break everything" so obv i speed into work with no shower or food blowing past old people on the highway
he changed the the default program of what opens his pdfs to word instead of adobe.
...
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-.-
Pfft I can't drink because I need to be un-hungover all weekend to do the work due next week, so that I can do the work due for the week after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I'm still probably going to get trashed tomorrow though. It all rides on how Friday goes. Something tells me either extreme'll do it.
da fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
once my boss gets flustered it's kinda just ggwp.
homebrew.
feijoa cider
at this point in time i would like to thank the state of michigan for cutting my wages by 1/2-2/3.
i raise my drink to u fuckwits. lawd bless.
vodka, orange soda, ice and blender.
i've drank a little over half, and now i'm fuzzy cuddley mode michelle vs i will mentally dismantle someone that wants to disrespect me michelle.
at least i've got one whole personality now though, wooooo!!
since i lost like 30 or so lbs since last yr i have to shop for winter clothes, cause all my older ones are swallowing me whole.
i wonder what pengiiuns think about having to have cold feet all the time? someone needs to start making shoes and shocks for penguins, i feel bad, their little penguins feet getting cold. i want to hug them, but they're in a far away land coverd in snow
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i am stupid.
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You were provoked.Quote:
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getting drunk is simply borrowing happiness from tomorrow. or in my case atm exchanging slightly less sadness for hangover
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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
ty for your kind words sir
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this is who's online. sad times.
i can see you there invisibile wufwugy or as d0zers would say woof woo goo guy
yea but im going to bed honky
boo hiss also im not white
i know and everybody's a honky
i like this. not your sadness, but thinking about booze that wayQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Tipsy and on my way to drunk town at the moment.
Oh sweet drunkards, tell me your tale.
o_o
whipped cream vodka and orange soda tastses like orange creemecicyles.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp
O yhar=y there
I find it amazing you can somehow fgind this threwads while driuunl
oh i see. that's why. brotip
ehhehehehehehe
Can't tell the tale of last night to protect the innocent but I can say it involved a wife's birthday, irish car bombs and cocaine. Winning!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Oh, bloody mary's happening soon.
Yellowtail Shiraz. Same as the chic I'm with, cheap and easy
It's also aged less than 5 years.
I feel like people are stuffing the box for the next "drunk thread posts count". I do protest.
This thread has been the "Hey guys! I had a couple drinks tonight!!" thread for a while now. See the first pages then compare them to pages in recent years for evidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
We forgive you.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
drinking thread is down the hall. this is drunk thread.
no work tonight. getting there quickly
ahem. GIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!! GLORIOUS GIN!!!