if i don't end up posting here the next couple days know that i'm here in spirit because i'm going to be schwasted.
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if i don't end up posting here the next couple days know that i'm here in spirit because i'm going to be schwasted.
i am about to make french toast. i am intoxicated. i have the phone beside me in case of fire. i will provide trip report with pics (if i can remember to take them) when i amdone.
if i do not respond i am in food coma and will come to sometime tomorrow.
Voo-Dew. Your Favorite Vodka and Mountain Dew. Drink two shots of Mountain Dew. Replace with two shots of Vodka. Voo-Dew is ready to work its magic... because
http://www.chinesebeautysecrets.com/...1/12/goose.jpg https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...miB2vwMFjxNhMg IT.
What's wrong with you eberetta?
Vodka and soda? Did you smuggle that to highschool in your backpack?
Furthermore:
Grey Goose with extra water, bubbles, and sugar?
For ethical reasons, I must inform you that you're doing it wrong.
If you're mixing alcohol with something that is not alcohol, you are wasting your money buying top shelf liquor.
For crap's sake there's so much sugar in soda that you're covering up the flavor of the liquor. If you're going to do that, then buy Smirnoff or Stolichnaya, or even Popov, for that matter.
If he's from Cambridge, Minnesota, I guarantee he did not use Grey Goose. More like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YpJVN4K2dy...heap+Vodka.jpg
Drank myself sober. Pretty fucking weird.
This does the trick too when the good stuff is gone...
http://hannaford.gsnrecipes.com/GetI...lo8jdaqitFi03g
In college it was vodka and red kool-aid.
Monkey, I liked an aclohol that would not give off a smell. Don't need that alcohol smell to rat on you. Hard enough looking sober.
high proof alcohol. making appearances at family festivities tolerable since whenever high proof alcohol was invented.
alcohol. making appearances at anywhere otherwise intolerable tolerable since alcohol
I've been drinking alcohol and it has made me drunk. I enjoy being drunk. God damn society and biology demanding that I sober up every once and again.
apparently i successfully quit this time
Successfully.... quit?
I've seen too many Nike commercials to understand.
successfully renewed regular sobriety
Cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Hey errybody, Wuf's gonna have clean kidneys should anyone need one. All the rest of you, drunk business as usual.
http://i.imgur.com/2Cwie.png
MOTHER OF GOD. SAVE 3 CENTS!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!
checking in
Get a used one, then you know it works.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Drunk. It's bulsshit all of it, you know. Yet the masses keep on keeping. God damn McDonalds. Fuck you all for your soberness
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...22281378_n.jpg
so this was me last night, i guess it belongs here?
sexy thread is that way --->
ohh behave
Oh hello!
sirs
TITS or GTFO
hellos
gins.
Rky efft.
lots of stuff. who cares. the hottest chick at the party is married. the host is single and likes ancient greek literature and is probably a good person but isn't that hot, so its a no go. if only the drunk self was the real self then good things would happen
bam bitches i'm drunk and its 7pm. i really do enjoy this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
!Luck is a confirmed boss
wild cherry pepsi + private stock
hooray early christmas gifts
I'm basically just right fucked every night till january 2nd
CHEERS FUCKERS
Drinking and grinding is usually wicked successful or brutally bad. we'll find out in a couple hours
NO POKER IN THE COMMUNE, NO POKER IN THE DRUNK THREAD :x
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :drunk:
what u guys get for christmas
anyone get any pens?
I got my daughters b/f 2 x glow in the dark spiderman pens if that qualifies and im pissed
I had some top quality booze this year, I think I broke my record for most hangovers in a 10 day period.
Nah gotta pen last birthday tho!Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
You know what's awesome about moonshine?
Fucking nothing.
Fixed that for meselfQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
nut worst idea getting drunk tonight
but had a bottle of rum and watching flashforward
so much essay to write tomorrow
Since I got a decent job and a sort of serious gf I didn't get drunk much anymore. Since then I resorted to red wine (Italian), whiskey (bowmore 14 yo) and smoking a pipe. Pointing at people and things with your pipe is win beyond measure. I also love everyone at ftr and gonna play poker again only to have a reason to hang out here again
yupQuote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
tanq and sprite!
i'll be here tonight, promises
Toronto is a pretty sweet city.
Seeing the backside of Buffalo as the first American city after leaving Toronto is #notagoodlook America.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCCCCCCCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCUCUKCKC U!!!!!!
.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Casual drunk plan
i miss being able to get drunk and donk around on the pokerstars :(
hey its been awhile due to 12hr live sessions of coffee only for substances and grinding online when half awake. hi drunks
tanq and sprite!
Woulda been nice to know you were here and at least meet for a coffee or a drink Rilla.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
we. are fucking decadent
drinking is surprisingly not curing my boredom and loneliness.
it doesn't alwaysQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES
i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days
still lonely, still bored, still wufwugy
it's friday mid-arvo and sunny and somehow i ended up opening the fridge. Found german beer and kiwi apple/feijoa cider.
tomorrow i'm road-tripping
for now i'm posting here
love itQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
move to kiwilandiaQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
hang out with mark
teach daven how to suck less at poker
continue to drink
.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
The outside is cold. The inside is enjoyable. Plus we are rolling deep in anticipation of sunday and all the superbowl it will bring.
Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.
sup slugs
Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.
gin
booze & blues
the blues and whiskey and beer go together like hookers & blow & herpesQuote:
Originally Posted by rpm
That analogy is broken. Either you're suggesting that the blues and whiskey result in beer or that because you have the hookers, you sooth them with blow and herpes.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
can't it be both? I mean this is the drunk thread after all :xQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Ernest Hemingway would punch you in your goddamn mouth for believing you can't be drunk and still develop a decent analogy.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Yeah well he's dead so who's laughing now?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
goddammit i love gin
I've tried 95 different beers since I've been forced to travel 6 months ago. This typically results in me going to bed drunk, which helps keep me sane.