i think its always pretty awesome when FTP gives u monies back from cheaters
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i think its always pretty awesome when FTP gives u monies back from cheaters
You're tilting that you're getting your money back? Thats weird.
Working 12 hr days and missing what was probably the bachelor party of the decade last night.
peeing into a toilet with much force from the bladder muscles - splashback lands on your bare foot. yuck.
having a drunk friend pee in your boots while you're asleep :puke:
Peeing in a drunk friend's boots with so much force the splashback lands on your bare feet
Sleeping next to some boots and waking up in the morning all wet and sticky
Working. Working friday night. Working sunday day.
And the internet isn't even procrastination worthy...
werk, werk.
QFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
Went to the wedding yesterday and the awesomeness of the party was confirmed. Some stripper co. was shipped in from Vegas. Party started at 7pm thursday and went on til about 8am the next morning. Unfortunately no pictures we're allowed and 1 guy was ejected for trying to snap off a pic with his phone. Prolly better for the groom anyway, no evidence.
Wedding reception was pretty much off the hook too so I can't complain.
That point when you recognize you have 4 hours of awake left in you and 12 hours of work before open of business monday.
I am quite the procrastinator, esp when it comes to writing papers, and this moment of realization is such a dreadful feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I have made the mistake of procrastineating a few times; making a sandwich just to delay study by a few minutes more.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Chinstrap beards
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
One's with no moustache are doubly annoying.
The torso & head targets at shooting ranges should have chinstrap beards. Accuracy would increase 150%, imo, and I'm being conservative with my math.
very conservative
Amish hater.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Those are Chin Curtains, not Chinstraps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
The Amish are a lovely ppl.
does a chin strap have to be thin? I once had a sorta amish looking thing going on.. no stache, but the strap was fairly wide. Also, in my defense, I was like 19...
It's not just about the width of the strip but the length of the hair. How long was it?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Setting myself up here but I usually sport a dbag goatee (no stache). It gets to be around 4-6 inches long before I get tired of it and shave it off which is every year or so.
Coming home from work at 7:35 AM and finding a delivery note at my door signed 7:30. Now I have to wait another whole day before I can play portal :'(
It's a sign from the god's that you need to switch to console
I don't know.. I was 19ish.. my beard growing prowess hadn't quite come to be what it is today.
But either way.. short hairs seem to be part of what makes a chinstrap a chinstrap.... so when the hair gets longer, it would no longer be a chin strap. Yet when a beard is arranged in a strap like fashion I think the douchiness of the wearer is directedly correlated to the length of the beard hair.
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
2nd day of 7 on vacation:
-Go to restaurant on Friday and have nice dinner with wife, son, son's friend.
-Give them credit card and it's declined. Use cash.
-Go to bar and have beer. Card declined. Use cash.
-Call bank at 8:00 pm. Customer service closed at 7. Only option is to report card stolen/lost. CS will reopen Monday.
-Call CS on Monday. Some one duplicated my card and used it twice in the Bronx,NY at Toys R Us for total of $800.
WTF :mad:
I still don't get why CC companies don't put our faces on our CC's like a drivers licence and make us use a pin number like a bank card instead of a signature. Would that not reduce the chances of theft?
there is a veiled additional beat in there
Chip and pin is pretty standard on all cards here in Europe already including credit cards. Magstripe-only cards are so ridiculously vulnerable and yet still so widespread...Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
Hm...somebody in the Bronx, NY charged $800 to my Amex back in January.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
Also, what kinda busto card do you use that doesn't have 24/7 CS?
a girl i knew that said 'pacifically' when she should've been saying 'specifically'
:wall:
also, people who cant play a musical instrument, but think the fact that I can means I want to listen to their ENTIRE iPod.. this usually happens while I'm trying to enjoy playing my own music. GO AWAY.
Speaking of playing musical instruments.
9 AM rehearsals yaawwwwwwn sadface
People who are s - l - o - w at the ATM.
That I can deal with. What I want to know is why is everyone who uses the movie theater auto ticket vendor using it for the first time ever and are so confused?Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Hmm I'm not sure I'm with you. Typically people use ATMs on a regular basis, and they're all pretty much the same everywhere in the world so there's no real excuse for standing there staring at the screen for ages imo. I know I haven't been to the movies in ages and can't remember the last time I used a ticket machine, and I can imagine these machines being more retardedly designed UI-wise and/or more inconsistently than an ATM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Funny that you guys are talking about that because I came to post about a similar thing:
people who're standing in line at the checkout at the supermarket (or I guess anywhere) when it's busy, and stand there for like three minutes in line with their shit on the conveyor belt then another minute while all their stuff gets scanned and then act all fucking surprised about having to pay for their shit in that they've made no effort to get their wallet out of their bag let alone some money out of their wallet before the cashier is finished and tells them what's up. I just wanna go home and make dinner :(
^^ and then they write a check. GTFO
and they hand the check to the cashier, who then asks for their driver's license number, and then they have to get back into the bottomless purse to find it.
lol at countries that still let people pay by cheque
somebody find me a goddamn image/gif hosting site thats goddman free and goddamn allows adult content and goddamn doesn't skimp on file size
imgur photobucket imagshack flickr isocket and tinypic are all incompetent wastes of life
forgetting that i hadn't quite yet reached gold star (50 veep away) and not playing for the last 2.5 days of the month.
people who get tilted at people who tilt
hypocrisy tilts me.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Dislocated ribs.
Schooling the competition. In under a month I've watched a huge station turn into a huge nit. Goodbye winrate. The poker community shoots themselves in the foot by teaching anybody who cares to learn and making it easy. UIGEA and BF combined didn't even come close to crushing the games as much as schooling. Today I see players who would have crushed 5/10 three years ago breaking even at 25nl. Disgusting
People who bring a giant hammered dulcimer (awesome!) to a session but don't realize it would be nice to tune their 580 strings before getting set on stage.Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
And wtf do you play? I don't think I had a single rehersal before noon in 20 years of playing :D
if i knew for sure if eugmac was azn i would say he plays the calculator
HAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
oh...uh....racism
violin. is that azn enough for you?
oskar, i had no idea you were a musician (although certain things seem to make more sense now)- what do you play?
Violinists don't get to complain about 9AM rehersals imo.
drums ftw!
You know what they call people who like to hang out with musicians?
Drummers.
Assholes you cut you off in traffic and the give YOU the middle finger.
I did that because you wouldn't let me merge, ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk
cool, i actually have massive respect for you guys for having good rhythm! ever met a string player with impeccable rhythm? exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
^^ that is a good point
bering drunk and can't find the drunk thresad
ref in us women's national match may be the worst ref i've ever seen. EVER
Actually having to consider going to work in Afghanastan. pfft.
...wut?Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Best drum work I've ever seen was a hippie on a djembe. He did shit I never knew was possible. Too bad he was a flake
I'd hate to have to work in Afghanastan.
Inorite?Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
obv nobody imagines that there exists a black string playerQuote:
Originally Posted by Illfavor
oops pow surprise
excellent work sirQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Asshole is at the Redbox (Video/Game rental self service machine outside of stores) talking to someone on the phone about which game to rent. Then he starts reading off all of the games for the Xbox 360 that are available. In the middle of this he starts talking to another guy about golf. Then he finally get finished and turns around and realizes there are 4 people in line behind him and he walks off and doesn't say "sorry" or anything, he just keeps talking to the guy about golf. I'm such an asshole.
people in the Rio just stopping in the middle of the hallway when everyone else is scrambling to get to the bathroom/starbucks in time...gtfo!
lol donkaments
Ornette Coleman played violin once. Did not go well.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
YouTube - ‪Ornette Coleman - "Sound Gravitation"‬‏
Worst Singer Ever Omazing Grace{spam link}Video
never question a black guy's rhythm
It must have seemed like a good idea at the time... :???: Although conventional technique is probably not really required for this type of edgy jazz... fuck man, that shit gave me a headache.Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Why do so many people around my office have terrible breath? There is literally no excuse for it.
They know they are going to be working all day in close proximity to other people, conversing with them, yet they choose to go around making the whole office smell like some weird combination of foot sweat, paint thinner and garlic sausage.
There are some who also smell of bad BO. Poor show imo.
I have taken to keeping a bowl of mints on my desk and offering them to people when they come talk to me. I really don't need reminding that I'm inhaling air that was very recently inside someone else.
Fairly sure this is not the first time I've posted 'bad breath' in the tilt thread either, but I've had a lung full today :(
No for excuse bad breath except I think a lot of people don't know they have it. Gotta tell em dude.
congrats on the diplomatic solution thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish