So I signed up with phony information...
Okay long story short I signed up for an account on Bodog and used phony information because:
1) I wanted to play online poker for some entertainment
-and-
2) I was worried about providing my real info because I live in Illinois (where I worry about gambling laws) and my age is between 18 and 21 (I was also unsure about legality).
In retrospect this was stupid, but now "Mr. James Bond" at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has grinded up a good sum of money from freeroll winnings and I was wondering if there was anyway I could get at it. Your help is always appreciated.