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Had unprotected sex with this girl who told me she wont have an abortion if she gets pregnant. I tell her I got arrested for drugs and am going to have to join the army and go to Iraq because I hate her and never want to see her again.
Am I a bad person?
Yes, but only because of the colouring in of brittany's brazilian.
a better question is - is SHE a bad person for giving you an STD?
You're more like 8 parts dumb, 2 parts bad.
id be more concerned if she didnt get preggers and youre firing blanks :wink:
Worst thread ever.
Man that's pretty dumb. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
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Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
Hindsight is 20/20 bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Am I safe though? I dont want some crazy bitch coming after me for child support and shit. Can I just claim I never met her before?
Ur common sense doesn't seem to be 20/20 though.
As for saying you never met her, MoE meet Mr. Paternity Test, Mr. Paternity Test meet MoE.
but unprotected sex is so much more fun people!
and what's wrong with kids, really? little kids are cool!
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5...nposterll3.jpg
Replace "Getting AIDS" with "Having a baby"
There is this little thing called DNA, pretty hard to bluff that one. For what its worth, I hope she isnt preggo. Mostly to preserve the gene pool. Its dilluted enough the way it is.
I hear Phil Ivey bluffed a paternity test once. That or his bug eyes broke the test.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihategnomes
This thread has not lifted my spirits any.
Did she say she was pregnant?
Seems like a pretty shitty reason to break up a relationship if you did it because of that offhand comment.
She could have meant 'IF I got pregnant, I wouldn't want to have an abortion.' , not 'I'm pregnant. I don't want an abortion. You have to support me forever.'
This is why I always use the most effective form of birth control at all times:
a fake name.
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
lolz, you need to work on your delivery thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a relationshipQuote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
I'm pretty sure she said IF too.
see, this is why manbuttsex is best.
what the hell has happened here?
This kid must be a few months old by now. What'd ya name him/her?
Some people should not be allowed to have sex/forced sterilization.
best thread ever?
Well it's good to know that getting AIDS is at least a little fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Well getting AIDS is very fun, having AIDS....not so much
key to getting validation for ur actions is posting on teh interwebz