1. I know that xxx number of hands is a small sample, but....
2. They were sooted!
3. I had a feeling...
4. Everytime I get pocket KK an A flops.
5. If it keeps going like it has for the last 2 weeks, I will be making xx dollars a day!
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1. I know that xxx number of hands is a small sample, but....
2. They were sooted!
3. I had a feeling...
4. Everytime I get pocket KK an A flops.
5. If it keeps going like it has for the last 2 weeks, I will be making xx dollars a day!
Number 1 is def a dangerous one.
6. That's the third time this guy's reraised me!!! He must be bluffing, I'm def not folding TPTK here...
I love this one. Guy calls an all-in to chase his flush, hits and says "I had a feeling". Now add the times this "feeling" will strike him out and I'm always happy to hear someone say this :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dpe8598
7. My best friend's roommate has won a ton of money and he told me to...
8. "I was pot committed" (after calling pot sized bets on the river).
9. I played two hours yesterday, and I suddenly realized how to play this game.
No. 5 is the truest and scariest and most soul-destroying :)
10. "Heh sorry man, my rockets just too good for y... hey! Runner runner straight? Jesus Christ I can't believe it! Fuckin' rigged man! You fuckin' fish, calling my all-in with JJ, you're a loser, you asshole"
11. "Follow me to Heads Up at $$XXX (higher) buy in and I'll show you how to really play poker"
OK I get it. You come in, talk a big game, lose money to me and expect me to leave this table i am winning on to follow you to a game of your choosing.
Riiiiight.
this guy is so full of shit his eyes are brown.....I call
12. Just another $150, when I reach $2500 I'll stop.
13. I'll just rebuy and make my buy-in back, then I'll leave.
"This site always rewards the bad players!"
after limping AA and minbetting each streets to be sucked out by str8
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'." - James French before execution by electric chair
14. I saw a guy play the exact same hand on TV this way so...
i needed to see it
the turn check got me
i don't respect your raises
last time you were bluffing damn
you have hit every hand tonight. i think your bluffing this time.
i thought you were trying to bully the table.
i thought you were trying to play big stack poker.
i eat fish
i think im beat but i call. (this is my favorite)
i will have your stack.