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  1. #226
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    https://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand=xcDFwMTFxc3Gw8TExMXNzYjFzcbBwsc%3d

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    wow, that must have felt awesome.
    ?? Sure, if having your tongue pulled out by vice-grips is your definition of awesome...

    That's harsh. PF is great, and the flop gets you all relaxed, ready to see that big pile of chips heading your way. Then, perfect, perfect, and it's time to break something expensive... At least he was only a half-stack...
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  2. #227
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    F donkaments.
    yeah, f donkaments.
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    i should lock this thread.

    aces has no right to ever bitch about a bad beat ever again.
  4. #229
    90k beat right?

    Full Tilt Poker Game #5250330923: FTOPS Event #12 (35827137), Table 64 - 40000/80000 Ante 10K - No Limit Hold'em - 7:23:26 ET - 2008/02/14
    Seat 1: THE__D__RY (1,955,498)
    Seat 4: ilikeaces86 (4,872,002)
    THE__D__RY antes 10,000
    ilikeaces86 antes 10,000
    ilikeaces86 posts the small blind of 40,000
    THE__D__RY posts the big blind of 80,000
    The button is in seat #4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    ilikeaces86 raises to 200,000
    THE__D__RY raises to 1,945,498, and is all in
    ilikeaces86 calls 1,745,498
    THE__D__RY shows [5c 5h]
    ilikeaces86 shows [4c 4d]
    *** FLOP *** [4s Jd Js]
    *** TURN *** [4s Jd Js] [6s]
    *** RIVER *** [4s Jd Js 6s] [Th]
    THE__D__RY shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
    ilikeaces86 shows a full house, Fours full of Jacks
    ilikeaces86 wins the pot (3,910,996) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
    THE__D__RY stands up
    ilikeaces86 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3,910,996 | Rake 0
    Board: [4s Jd Js 6s Th]
    Seat 1: THE__D__RY (big blind) showed [5c 5h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
    Seat 4: ilikeaces86 (small blind) showed [4c 4d] and won (3,910,996) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
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    THE__D__RY shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
    ilikeaces86 shows a full house, Fours full of Jacks
    ilikeaces86 wins the pot (3,910,996) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
    THE__D__RY stands up
    ilikeaces86 stands up
    THE__D__RY pushes ilikeaces86 in the face
    THE__D__RY kicks ilikeaces86 on the shin
    ilikeaces86 smiles
    ilikeaces86 takes it like a man who has just stolen $90,000 and got away with it
    THE__D__RY sobs, gently
  6. #231
    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t300 (5 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Button (t1190)
    Hero (t3240)
    BB (t5855)
    UTG (t2020)
    MP (t1195)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 4.
    1 fold, MP raises to t1195 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero raises to t3360 (All-In), BB calls t3000.

    Flop: (t7795) 3, 5, 6 (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: (t7795) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: (t7795) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: t7675

    Results in white below:
    Hero has Ad 4d (one pair, aces).
    BB has 2d 4c (straight, six high).
    MP has 9d 3s (one pair, threes).
    Outcome:



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    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    CO ($133.25)
    Button ($99.10)
    SB ($72.75)
    Hero ($124.35)
    UTG ($75.65)
    MP ($98.50)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with J, A.
    1 fold, MP raises to $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, Hero calls $2.

    Flop: ($9) 9, J, 6 (3 players)
    SB bets $5, Hero raises to $15, MP folds, SB raises to $69.75, Hero calls $54.75.

    Turn: ($148.50) T (2 players)

    River: ($148.50) K (2 players)

    Final Pot: $148.50

    Results in white below:
    SB has Js Qh (straight, king high).
    Hero has Jh Ac (one pair, jacks).
    Outcome: SB wins $148.50.
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  8. #233
    Been running pretty bad lately so in honor of that


    Full Tilt Poker, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    Hero (BB): $964.50
    SB: $4,669

    Pre-Flop: 6 6 dealt to Hero (BB)
    SB raises to $30, Hero calls $20

    Flop: ($60) 8 4 6 (2 Players)
    Hero checks, SB checks

    Turn: ($60) 4 (2 Players)
    Hero bets $60, SB raises to $150, Hero raises to $385, SB raises to $4,639 and is All-In, Hero calls $549.50 and is All-In

    River: ($1,929) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

    Results: $1,929 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
    Hero showed 6 6 (a full house, Sixes full of Fours) and LOST (-$964.50 NET)
    SB showed Q 4 (four of a kind, Fours) and WON $1,928.50 (+$964 NET)
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  10. #235
    thanks trip
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  11. #236
    i forgot what to write here ???!!!

  12. #237
    Hand 400bbs 10/20 NL HU vs drooler retard.

    I raise on the button to 60 he calls flop he checks I bet 90 he raised to 470. Now this guys is the apitomy of a retard, he has no concept of stack size to pot ratio or any hand reading skills for the most part. If he decided to slow play AA or KK pf here he will likely never fold nor will he fold 2pair+ very often. I 3 bet to 1740 he instantly shoves all in. I sit there for 10 seconds repeating to myself I have the pure nuts right?!?! before calling. The hands are as follows: vs . Turn comes and river blanks. Instead of shitting my pants I just laugh for about 30 seconds and reload. Poker is a brutal game. Biggest beat of my poker career imo.
  13. #238
    Gross.
  14. #239
    poker is a crazy game in those certain particular moments
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
  15. #240
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    best thread ever
    @Lukie best avatar ever!
  16. #241
    Amazing.
  17. #242
    I've read better.
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    ongies gonna ong

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