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  1. #76
    ***** Hand History for Game 4518480213 *****
    $600 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, June 14, 22:43:57 ET 2006
    Table Table 107299 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 7 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 4: pokerjedi86 ( $591 )
    Seat 3: pgunz ( $367.10 )
    Seat 9: MrKillaBee ( $1178.80 )
    Seat 10: RIP_99 ( $610.83 )
    Seat 8: Francis22333 ( $779 )
    Seat 2: jesussaveu ( $380.95 )
    Seat 5: DVOTT ( $617.56 )
    Seat 7: fredbbbb ( $764.14 )
    Seat 1: batsage ( $255.25 )
    Seat 6: ZEDJR1972 ( $441 )
    Francis22333 posts small blind [$3].
    MrKillaBee posts big blind [$6].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ As Kh ]
    RIP_99 folds.
    >You have options at Table 105091 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 96761 (No DP) Table!.
    batsage calls [$6].
    jesussaveu folds.
    >You have options at Table 96929 Table!.
    pgunz calls [$6].
    pokerjedi86 raises [$30].
    DVOTT folds.
    ZEDJR1972 folds.
    fredbbbb folds.
    Francis22333 folds.
    >You have options at Table 107695 (No DP) Table!.
    MrKillaBee folds.
    >You have options at Table 101134 Table!.
    batsage calls [$24].
    pgunz calls [$24].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, 3c, 2d ]
    >You have options at Table 110343 Table!.
    batsage checks.
    >You have options at Table 96929 Table!.
    pgunz checks.
    pokerjedi86 bets [$90].
    >You have options at Table 105091 Table!.
    batsage is all-In [$225.25]
    >You have options at Table 96761 (No DP) Table!.
    pgunz calls [$225.25].
    >You have options at Table 100521 Table!.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$270.50].
    pgunz is all-In [$111.85]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
    pokerjedi86 shows [ As, Kh ] two pairs, kings and threes.
    batsage shows [ 5h, 5d ] a flush, king high.
    pgunz shows [ Kc, Jh ] two pairs, kings and jacks.
    pokerjedi86 wins $23.40 from side pot #2 with two pairs, kings and threes.
    pgunz wins $223.70 from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and jacks.
    batsage wins $771.75 from the main pot with a flush, king high.
    >You have options at Table 101134 Table!.
  2. #77
    What teh fuck happened in that last hand g'damn lol. That's an acceptable break your keyboard hand.
  3. #78
    ***** Hand History for Game 4545389958 *****
    $600 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, June 18, 18:04:22 ET 2006
    Table Table 107299 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: irresponsable ( $840.59 )
    Seat 2: spencerr111 ( $571 )
    Seat 3: OlazabalJuan ( $728 )
    Seat 4: Inteops ( $140 )
    Seat 5: bigsturgeon ( $184 )
    Seat 7: lochtyndog ( $268.50 )
    Seat 8: SilverBu11et ( $579.27 )
    Seat 9: CODEBACE ( $433.65 )
    Seat 10: YOURTILTING ( $444.40 )
    Seat 6: pokerjedi86 ( $652 )
    Inteops posts small blind [$3].
    bigsturgeon posts big blind [$6].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ 8d 8s ]
    pokerjedi86 calls [$6].
    lochtyndog raises [$17].
    >You have options at Table 109068 Table!.
    SilverBu11et calls [$17].
    CODEBACE folds.
    YOURTILTING folds.
    irresponsable folds.
    >You have options at Table 105842 (No DP) Table!.
    spencerr111 calls [$17].
    OlazabalJuan folds.
    Inteops folds.
    >You have options at Table 109068 Table!.
    bigsturgeon folds.
    >You have options at Table 109068 Table!.
    pokerjedi86 calls [$11].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 4c, 2s ]
    pokerjedi86 bets [$45].
    >You have options at Wind Blown Table!.
    >You have options at Table 109068 Table!.
    lochtyndog raises [$90].
    SilverBu11et folds.
    spencerr111 folds.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$90].
    lochtyndog calls [$45].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
    >You have options at Wind Blown Table!.
    pokerjedi86 bets [$125].
    lochtyndog is all-In [$116.50]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]
    >You have options at Table 105837 (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 shows [ 8d, 8s ] three of a kind, eights.
    lochtyndog shows [ Qs, Qd ] three of a kind, queens.
    pokerjedi86 wins $8.50 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, eights.
    lochtyndog wins $577 from the main pot with three of a kind, queens.
    >You have options at Wind Blown Table!.
  4. #79
    Stop playing pocket pairs obviously
  5. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Stop playing sets obviously
    fyp
  6. #81
    how long did it take you to get all these beats?
    you're really getting fucked over...
  7. #82
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    well, when you are playing seventy tables at once, the bad beats accumulate PDQ
  8. #83
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    why does this thread keep getting bumped
  9. #84
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    yea wtf
  10. #85
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    is this a ghost thread
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    wtf this is pissing me off so bad
  12. #87
    lol you just bumped it like 3 times
  13. #88
    PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with J, A.
    1 fold, MP raises, 1 fold, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, MP caps, Button calls, Hero calls.

    Flop: (13 SB) Q, Q, A (3 players)
    Hero bets, MP raises, Button folds, Hero calls.

    Turn: (8.50 BB) Q (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

    River: (10.50 BB) Q (2 players)
    Hero bets, MP calls.

    Final Pot: 12.50 BB
  14. #89
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    nice value bet there

    the best part is how you didnt include the results in a bad beat forum thread
  15. #90
    He had KK.

    I was hoping that he was a super smallstakes donk who can't read the board and see that the nuts is out there. It's happened before.
  16. #91
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    This thread is hillarious.
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  17. #92
    bump
  18. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    So go ahead and post your last word - I know exactly the personality type i'm dealing with here - Ignorant know it all...

    bye -
    Hey know-it-all, "know-it-all" is hyphonated. If you're going to attempt to take the intellectual high ground in an argument then at least make sure what you type sounds intelligent.

    You are a dumb cunt. See, now that sounds intelligent.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  19. #94
    ***** Hand History for Game 4340309954 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em
    Table Table 96446 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 6 is the button
    Total number of players : 8
    Seat 1: ankylosed ( $1511.25 )
    Seat 3: trevgthom ( $1004 )
    Seat 4: dezvetx ( $1029.05 )
    Seat 8: prschlvr ( $640.72 )
    Seat 10: acehigh4 ( $0 )
    Seat 6: pokerjedi86 ( $995 )
    Seat 7: Gangsta136 ( $990 )
    Seat 5: ShaneVendrell ( $1213.89 )
    Gangsta136 posts small blind [$5].
    prschlvr posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Ad Ac ]
    >You have options at Table 96506 (No DP) Table!.
    ankylosed folds.
    trevgthom folds.
    acehigh4 has left the table.
    dezvetx raises [$30].
    ShaneVendrell folds.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$130].
    Gangsta136 folds.
    prschlvr folds.
    dezvetx calls [$100].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Qs, 4h ]
    >You have options at Cyber Ship (No DP) Table!.
    dezvetx is all-In.
    >You have options at Cyber Ship (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 is all-In.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
    >You have options at Cyber Ship (No DP) Table!.
    ** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
    dezvetx shows [ As, Qh ] three of a kind, queens.
    pokerjedi86 doesn't show [ Ad, Ac ] two pairs, aces and queens.
    dezvetx wins $34.05 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, queens.
    dezvetx wins $2002 from the main pot with three of a kind, queens.
    >You have options at Table 96506 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Cyber Ship (No DP) Table!.
    ShaneVendrell has left the table.
    prschlvr has left the table.
  20. #95
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    I think that calls for a quote from our new friend who created videos of himself playing poker.

    "Oh fuck me to TEARS!"
  21. #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    So go ahead and post your last word - I know exactly the personality type i'm dealing with here - Ignorant know it all...

    bye -
    Hey know-it-all, "know-it-all" is hyphonated. If you're going to attempt to take the intellectual high ground in an argument then at least make sure what you type sounds intelligent.

    You are a dumb cunt. See, now that sounds intelligent.
    fuck off - is that intelligent enough for you asshole?
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  22. #97
    I am ashamed at some of the regulars' posts in this thread, it doesn't matter if LimpinAintEz was totally wrong he really didn't deserve the flaming he got. He even admitted he was wrong and some of you still had a go at him, come on guys this type of behaviour is unacceptable.
  23. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by arkana
    I am ashamed at some of the regulars' posts in this thread, it doesn't matter if LimpinAintEz was totally wrong he really didn't deserve the flaming he got. He even admitted he was wrong and some of you still had a go at him, come on guys this type of behaviour is unacceptable.
    LOL. Simmer down sir. This thread is not serious and is one big joke. Plz caryy on all serious conversation somewhere else.
  24. #99
    I know you arent serious ilikeaces (have you ever been serious ) but some of the others sound pretty serious...
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  26. #101
    I'm serious as a heart attack.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  27. #102
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    omg where did u find that, aces? thats hot
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  28. #103
    bump
  29. #104
    why would you bump this? i was hoping this thread would die in peace ...
    AWOL.
  30. #105
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    This thread is fun


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    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
  31. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    bump
    QFT
  32. #107
    POKERSTARS GAME #5637045743: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2006/07/21 - 22:41:23 (ET)
    Table 'Elephenor' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: TopDollar129 ($260 in chips)
    Seat 2: NutsInYoEye ($400 in chips)
    Seat 4: Fat Ralf ($311.75 in chips)
    Seat 5: Alotofaction ($662.05 in chips)
    Seat 6: EspenC ($310.15 in chips)
    EspenC: posts small blind $2
    TopDollar129: posts big blind $4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Jh As]
    NutsInYoEye: raises $12 to $16
    Fat Ralf is disconnected
    Fat Ralf has timed out while disconnected
    Fat Ralf: folds
    Fat Ralf is sitting out
    Alotofaction: folds
    EspenC: raises $12 to $28
    TopDollar129: folds
    NutsInYoEye: calls $12
    *** FLOP *** [Js 2s Tc]
    EspenC: bets $164
    Fat Ralf is connected
    NutsInYoEye: raises $208 to $372 and is all-in
    Fat Ralf has returned
    EspenC: calls $118.15 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [Js 2s Tc] [Ks]
    *** RIVER *** [Js 2s Tc Ks] [4h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    EspenC: shows [9s Kh] (a pair of Kings)
    NutsInYoEye: mucks hand
    EspenC collected $622.30 from pot
    NutsInYoEye said, "lol"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $624.30 | Rake $2
    Board [Js 2s Tc Ks 4h]
    Seat 1: TopDollar129 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: NutsInYoEye mucked [Jh As]
    Seat 4: Fat Ralf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Alotofaction (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: EspenC (small blind) showed [9s Kh] and won ($622.30) with a pair of Kings
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  33. #108
    He had danutsinyoeye
  34. #109
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  35. #110
    your sig is too big
  36. #111
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    I M P O S S I B L E
    good memory.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  37. #112
    ***** Hand History for Game 4885843085 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 05, 22:27:42 ET 2006
    Table Monster #1277674 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 2 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 1: Rollinx420 ( $1312.50 )
    Seat 2: MUCKEMSAYUHH ( $1842 )
    Seat 3: campout ( $1755.89 )
    Seat 4: qKx7j8To1 ( $1000 )
    Seat 5: porktom ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: pokerjedi86 ( $2329.38 )
    campout posts small blind [$5].
    qKx7j8To1 posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Jc Jd ]
    porktom folds.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$40].
    Rollinx420 folds.
    MUCKEMSAYUHH calls [$40].
    campout raises [$170].
    qKx7j8To1 folds.
    pokerjedi86 calls [$135].
    MUCKEMSAYUHH calls [$135].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 7h, Jh ]
    campout is all-In [$1580.89]
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$2154.38]
    MUCKEMSAYUHH is all-In [$1667]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    campout shows [ Kd, Ks ] a straight, nine to king.
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Jc, Jd ] three of a kind, jacks.
    MUCKEMSAYUHH doesn't show [ 7c, 7d ] three of a kind, sevens.
    The time at which hand ended:Aug 05 2006 22:28 ET
    pokerjedi86 wins $487.38 from side pot #2 with three of a kind, jacks.
    pokerjedi86 wins $172.22 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, jacks.
    campout wins $5274.17 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.
  38. #113
    ***** Hand History for Game 4885960409 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 05, 22:43:45 ET 2006
    Table Constantia (Real Money)
    Seat 4 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 1: pokerjedi86 ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: datrip1 ( $639 )
    Seat 3: RawTurkey ( $1137 )
    Seat 4: cooper7 ( $1092 )
    Seat 5: A4AKING ( $1000.75 )
    Seat 6: OneEyedJack35 ( $1027 )
    A4AKING posts small blind [$5].
    OneEyedJack35 posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ 7c 7d ]
    >You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Monster #1277537 (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$40].
    datrip1 folds.
    RawTurkey folds.
    >You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
    cooper7 folds.
    A4AKING folds.
    >You have options at Monster #1277674 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at String Bet (No DP) Table!.
    OneEyedJack35 calls [$30].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 7h, 2d ]
    OneEyedJack35 checks.
    >You have options at Monster #1277537 (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 bets [$65].
    OneEyedJack35 raises [$255].
    >You have options at Monster #1277614 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at String Bet (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 calls [$190].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 9d ]
    >You have options at Monster #1277420 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Monster #1277537 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Cape Verde (No DP) Table!.
    OneEyedJack35 bets [$425].
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$705]
    >You have options at Monster #1277285 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Monster #1277674 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Monster #1277614 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at String Bet (No DP) Table!.
    OneEyedJack35 calls [$280].
    ** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]
    OneEyedJack35 shows [ Th, Td ] a flush, king high.
    pokerjedi86 doesn't show [ 7c, 7d ] a flush, king high.
    OneEyedJack35 wins $2002 from the main pot with a flush, king high with ten kicker.
  39. #114
    Holy mother of god .. what do you play like 10k hands per day?
  40. #115
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Holy mother of god .. what do you play like 10k hands per day?
    Yes... The second to last beat makes me cry at night.
  41. #116
    That's like a 525 bb pot... I can see why. I would definitely drink some bleech if I was you.
  42. #117
    ***** Hand History for Game 4928234913 *****
    $600 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 11, 20:54:20 ET 2006
    Table Monster #1277737 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 1: unsane99 ( $354.94 )
    Seat 2: rajtennis ( $381.50 )
    Seat 3: gwalters555 ( $666.64 )
    Seat 4: BOBCAT105111 ( $0 )
    Seat 5: GimmeNutz ( $920.14 )
    Seat 6: pokerjedi86 ( $600 )
    GimmeNutz posts small blind [$3].
    pokerjedi86 posts big blind [$6].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ 7c 7s ]
    >You have options at Quick Bite (No DP) Table!.
    unsane99 folds.
    rajtennis folds.
    gwalters555 raises [$12].
    GimmeNutz calls [$9].
    pokerjedi86 calls [$6].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 7d, 8d ]
    >You have options at Quick Bite (No DP) Table!.
    rajtennis: keep going loser
    GimmeNutz bets [$449.06].
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$588]
    gwalters555 folds.
    GimmeNutz calls [$138.94].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
    GimmeNutz shows [ 7h, Ad ] a flush, ace high.
    pokerjedi86 doesn't show [ 7c, 7s ] three of a kind, sevens.
    The time at which hand ended:Aug 11 2006 20:54 ET
    GimmeNutz wins $1209.50 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
    >You have options at Monster #1277663 (No DP) Table!.
  43. #118
    ***** Hand History for Game 4928259319 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 11, 20:57:52 ET 2006
    Table Quick Bite (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 6: rugger1010 ( $413 )
    Seat 5: pokerjedi86 ( $1000 )
    Seat 1: tanktheskank ( $70.68 )
    Seat 3: Rasclot1 ( $523.16 )
    Seat 4: savoy_truffl ( $1028 )
    Seat 2: Boobieland ( $190 )
    Boobieland posts small blind [$5].
    Rasclot1 posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Th Ts ]
    savoy_truffl raises [$40].
    pokerjedi86 calls [$40].
    >You have options at Monster #1277737 (No DP) Table!.
    rugger1010 calls [$40].
    tanktheskank calls [$40].
    Boobieland folds.
    Rasclot1 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 6s, Td ]
    >You have options at Monster #1277737 (No DP) Table!.
    savoy_truffl bets [$125].
    >You have options at Monster #1276976 Table!.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$325].
    rugger1010 is all-In [$373]
    tanktheskank folds.
    >You have options at Monster #1276976 Table!.
    savoy_truffl is all-In [$863]
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$635]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
    >You have options at Monster #1277737 (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Th, Ts ] three of a kind, tens.
    rugger1010 shows [ 8d, 7d ] a straight, six to ten.
    savoy_truffl shows [ 6c, 6h ] three of a kind, sixes.
    savoy_truffl wins $28 from side pot #2 with three of a kind, sixes.
    pokerjedi86 wins $1174 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, tens.
    rugger1010 wins $1291 from the main pot with a straight, six to ten.
    >You have options at Monster #1276976 Table!.
  44. #119
    ***** Hand History for Game 4932634281 *****
    $600 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 12, 12:42:01 ET 2006
    Table Table 105922 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 2 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 2: G0sens ( $1142.15 )
    Seat 3: drecke23 ( $445.57 )
    Seat 5: answer03 ( $274.49 )
    Seat 6: monster6606 ( $632.48 )
    Seat 4: pokerjedi86 ( $600 )
    drecke23 posts small blind [$3].
    pokerjedi86 posts big blind [$6].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Tc Td ]
    answer03 folds.
    monster6606 calls [$6].
    G0sens folds.
    drecke23 calls [$3].
    pokerjedi86 raises [$18].
    monster6606 calls [$18].
    >You have options at Table 105879 (No DP) Table!.
    drecke23 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, Th, 2c ]
    pokerjedi86 bets [$35].
    monster6606 raises [$70].
    pokerjedi86 raises [$165].
    >You have options at Table 105879 (No DP) Table!.
    monster6606 is all-In [$538.48]
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$376]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Tc, Td ] three of a kind, tens.
    monster6606 shows [ As, Ac ] three of a kind, aces.
    monster6606 wins $32.48 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, aces.
    monster6606 wins $1204 from the main pot with three of a kind, aces.
    lol
  45. #120
    Well this thread has taught me something....

    Everytime you flop top set, it's an auto fold to any action.
  46. #121
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Well this thread has taught me something....

    Everytime you flop top set, it's an auto fold to any action.
    Obv
  47. #122
    hahahahhahaha

    you run good
  48. #123
    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    hahahahhahah Im banned
    FYP
  49. #124
    LOL
  50. #125
    ***** Hand History for Game 5021628180 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, August 24, 22:46:33 ET 2006
    Table Monster #1277899 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 2 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 2: pokerjedi86 ( $3027.13 )
    Seat 1: DaGoddfather ( $995 )
    Seat 4: TheAristocrat ( $1005 )
    Seat 3: beansteen ( $429.74 )
    Seat 5: RCL13 ( $915.75 )
    beansteen posts small blind [$5].
    TheAristocrat posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Kc Ah ]
    >You have options at Speed Read (No DP) Table!.
    RCL13 folds.
    >You have options at Just Relax Table!.
    >You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
    DaGoddfather raises [$40].
    pokerjedi86 raises [$140].
    beansteen folds.
    TheAristocrat folds.
    >You have options at San Benito (No DP) Table!.
    DaGoddfather calls [$100].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 8c, Kd ]
    >You have options at Monster #1277420 (No DP) Table!.
    DaGoddfather checks.
    pokerjedi86 bets [$220].
    >You have options at Monster #1277420 (No DP) Table!.
    DaGoddfather calls [$220].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
    >You have options at Monster #1277272 Table!.
    >You have options at Just Relax Table!.
    >You have options at Speed Read (No DP) Table!.
    DaGoddfather is all-In [$635]
    >You have options at Monster #1277420 (No DP) Table!.
    pokerjedi86 calls [$635].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
    DaGoddfather shows [ Qc, Qd ] a straight, nine to king.
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Kc, Ah ] a pair of kings.
    The time at which hand ended:Aug 24 2006 22:46 ET
    DaGoddfather wins $2002.50 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.
    >You have options at Monster #1277272 Table!.
    ty
  51. #126
    Come on aces.....2/3rd of the money went in when he had 7 outs.....and for only a 200 bb pot.....this hand is a disgrace to this wonderful thread, get allin on the flop next time
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    can you post a good hand in here just once or twice? Im starting to think that crazy shit really is rigged -

    depends FYP is freakin hilarious, btw
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    i would imagine that ilikeaces plays so many hands that bad beats happen more to him than most. I play 40-50k hands a month and definitely receive my share.
  54. #129
    in the words of rilla...

    typical ilikeaces hand

    1. get dealt the nuts
    2. ?????
    3. lose
    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
  55. #130
    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    in the words of rilla...

    typical ilikeaces hand

    1. get dealt the nuts
    2. ?????
    3. lose
    lol.

    only someone like illikeaces could do a thread like this. focusing on the negative can be -ev for beginners like myself.
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  56. #131
    Quote Originally Posted by LimpinAintEZ
    can you post a good hand in here just once or twice? Im starting to think that crazy shit really is rigged -

    depends FYP is freakin hilarious, btw
    For your pleasure....

    ***** Hand History for Game 3622101563 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, February 25, 17:03:04 ET 2006
    Table Hidalgo (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 5 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 9: toddy3232 ( $786.98 )
    Seat 10: studentpvpc ( $1337.37 )
    Seat 8: ilikeaces86x ( $2143 )
    Seat 5: d842m126n ( $1580 )
    Seat 4: mikeyivey ( $1041 )
    Seat 6: allosaur ( $1047 )
    Seat 1: stevew86 ( $955 )
    Seat 3: MrOmnis ( $820 )
    Seat 2: theresa0221 ( $325 )
    Seat 7: Prunedale ( $390 )
    allosaur posts small blind [$5].
    Prunedale posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces86x [ Js Jh ]
    ilikeaces86x calls [$10].
    toddy3232 folds.
    studentpvpc calls [$10].
    stevew86 folds.
    theresa0221 folds.
    MrOmnis folds.
    mikeyivey calls [$10].
    d842m126n folds.
    allosaur calls [$5].
    Prunedale checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, Jd, Th ]
    allosaur checks.
    Prunedale checks.
    ilikeaces86x bets [$40].
    studentpvpc folds.
    mikeyivey raises [$100].
    allosaur folds.
    Prunedale folds.
    >You have options at Leinani (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Dog Days (No DP) Table!.
    ilikeaces86x raises [$360].
    >You have options at Kabibe Table!.
    >You have options at Dog Days (No DP) Table!.
    mikeyivey is all-In.
    ilikeaces86x calls [$631].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 9s ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
    ilikeaces86x shows [ Js, Jh ] a full house, Jacks full of tens.
    mikeyivey doesn't show [ Jc, Tc ] a full house, Tens full of jacks.
    ilikeaces86x wins $2109 from the main pot with a full house, Jacks full of tens.
    >You have options at Leinani (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Dog Days (No DP) Table!.
  57. #132
    lol Febuary
  58. #133
    ***** Hand History for Game 5052390532 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em Trny:27994973 Level:4 Blinds(100/200) - Monday, August 28, 22:19:55 ET 2006
    Table Super Monday(813049) Table #19 (Real Money)
    Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 8
    Seat 3: lulu76 ( 8925 )
    Seat 4: lansky11 ( 10209 )
    Seat 5: cbgann ( 2594 )
    Seat 10: pokerjedi86 ( 24039 )
    Seat 8: timcook22 ( 14871 )
    Seat 7: sfcarmy ( 8274 )
    Seat 2: tjohnecheck ( 4953 )
    Seat 1: DMonie ( 1385 )
    Trny:27994973 Level:4
    Blinds(100/200)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Th Ts ]
    lansky11 folds.
    cbgann folds.
    >You have options at Monster #1278734 (No DP) Table!.
    >You have options at Monster #1278146 (No DP) Table!.
    sfcarmy folds.
    >You have options at Covert Ops Table!.
    timcook22 folds.
    pokerjedi86 raises [600].
    DMonie folds.
    tjohnecheck calls [500].
    lulu76 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 9s, 2s ]
    tjohnecheck checks.
    >You have options at Monster #1277273 Table!.
    pokerjedi86 bets [1200].
    >You have options at Monster #1278146 (No DP) Table!.
    tjohnecheck is all-In [4353]
    pokerjedi86 calls [3153].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Th, Ts ] a pair of tens.
    tjohnecheck shows [ 3c, 3s ] three of a kind, threes.
    tjohnecheck wins 10106 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, threes.
    o my god

    Would of had the chip lead if I had won this hand.
  59. #134
    I skimmed through the last page, didnt look at limits, I assumed the last hand was 25/50 deepstacked or something crazy. I was like "wtfs he doin!?"
  60. #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    ***** Hand History for Game 4885843085 *****
    $1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 05, 22:27:42 ET 2006
    Table Monster #1277674 (No DP) (Real Money)
    Seat 2 is the button
    Total number of players : 6
    Seat 1: Rollinx420 ( $1312.50 )
    Seat 2: MUCKEMSAYUHH ( $1842 )
    Seat 3: campout ( $1755.89 )
    Seat 4: qKx7j8To1 ( $1000 )
    Seat 5: porktom ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: pokerjedi86 ( $2329.38 )
    campout posts small blind [$5].
    qKx7j8To1 posts big blind [$10].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to pokerjedi86 [ Jc Jd ]
    porktom folds.
    pokerjedi86 raises [$40].
    Rollinx420 folds.
    MUCKEMSAYUHH calls [$40].
    campout raises [$170].
    qKx7j8To1 folds.
    pokerjedi86 calls [$135].
    MUCKEMSAYUHH calls [$135].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 7h, Jh ]
    campout is all-In [$1580.89]
    pokerjedi86 is all-In [$2154.38]
    MUCKEMSAYUHH is all-In [$1667]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    campout shows [ Kd, Ks ] a straight, nine to king.
    pokerjedi86 shows [ Jc, Jd ] three of a kind, jacks.
    MUCKEMSAYUHH doesn't show [ 7c, 7d ] three of a kind, sevens.
    The time at which hand ended:Aug 05 2006 22:28 ET
    pokerjedi86 wins $487.38 from side pot #2 with three of a kind, jacks.
    pokerjedi86 wins $172.22 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, jacks.
    campout wins $5274.17 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.
    forget the actual amount of money, id be fucking pissed like a mofo if i lost that 200-oddbbs deep.
  61. #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    hahahahhahah Im banned
    FYP

    best fyp ever btw.
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  63. #138
    yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
  64. #139
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    nice.

    Aces, hands please
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  65. #140
    PokerStars Game #6264165801: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/09/12 - 19:41:22 (ET)
    Table 'Aurora II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: WSU Slacker ($404.10 in chips)
    Seat 2: russoski ($157.10 in chips)
    Seat 3: tobyone ($233.35 in chips)
    Seat 4: ilikeaces86 ($811.65 in chips)
    Seat 5: Shiv ($653.10 in chips)
    Seat 6: Stev1ous ($158.75 in chips)
    Stev1ous: posts small blind $2
    WSU Slacker: posts big blind $4
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ilikeaces86 [As Ac]
    russoski: folds
    tobyone: raises $8 to $12
    ilikeaces86: calls $12
    Shiv: calls $12
    Stev1ous: folds
    WSU Slacker: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7d 5h Jh]
    tobyone: bets $20
    ilikeaces86: raises $40 to $60
    Shiv: folds
    tobyone: raises $60 to $120
    ilikeaces86: raises $102 to $222
    tobyone: calls $101.35 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [7d 5h Jh] [Kd]
    *** RIVER *** [7d 5h Jh Kd] [3d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    tobyone: shows [Jd Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
    ilikeaces86: mucks hand
    tobyone collected $481.70 from pot
    ilikeaces86 said, "lol wtf"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $484.70 | Rake $3
    Board [7d 5h Jh Kd 3d]
    Seat 1: WSU Slacker (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: russoski folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: tobyone showed [Jd Ad] and won ($481.70) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 4: ilikeaces86 mucked [As Ac]
    Seat 5: Shiv (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: Stev1ous (small blind) folded before Flop
  66. #141
    good stuff
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  67. #142
    I was just thinking at work how I wanted to bump this thread when I got home.
  68. #143
    PokerStars Game #6295124828: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/09/15 - 14:14:16 (ET)
    Table 'Martha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: mytells ($1535.60 in chips)
    Seat 2: tim_barrell ($1954.30 in chips)
    Seat 3: Rhaegar7 ($2926 in chips)
    Seat 4: peeks33 ($2000 in chips)
    Seat 5: leemur1 ($2004 in chips)
    Seat 6: ilikeaces86 ($1970 in chips)
    Rhaegar7: posts small blind $10
    peeks33: posts big blind $20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ilikeaces86 [Ac 7c]
    leemur1: folds
    ilikeaces86: raises $50 to $70
    mytells: calls $70
    tim_barrell: calls $70
    Rhaegar7: folds
    peeks33: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7s 7h 3h]
    ilikeaces86: bets $200
    mytells: raises $200 to $400
    tim_barrell: folds
    ilikeaces86: raises $1500 to $1900 and is all-in
    mytells: calls $1065.60 and is all-in
    *** TURN *** [7s 7h 3h] [Tc]
    *** RIVER *** [7s 7h 3h Tc] [4d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ilikeaces86: shows [Ac 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)
    mytells: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
    mytells collected $3168.20 from pot
    peeks33 said, "nothin to say for urself? welp nh"
    ilikeaces86 said, "o my"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $3171.20 | Rake $3
    Board [7s 7h 3h Tc 4d]
    Seat 1: mytells showed [Td Ts] and won ($3168.20) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
    Seat 2: tim_barrell (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: Rhaegar7 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: peeks33 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: leemur1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: ilikeaces86 showed [Ac 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
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  70. #145
    This hand is from memory I dont have the HH b/c it was on a bogog.

    I am playing 5-10 NL and have a $3000 stack. It is a full ring game and there is a huge huge huge fish 2 to my left who has me covered. On to the hand

    I am UTG with and raise to 35. One fold and the huge fish min raises to 70 or 75 whatever u can min raise too. Folded back to me and I think to myself "This guy is ridicuously bad if he has KK QQ JJ or AK hes gonna instacall a push. So I shove in for 3k(lol). His timer runs about halfway down and then he types in "#$#% it" He calls and the two hands are shown he has I have . So we go the flop with a 6k pot and me and 80% favorite to win a 6k pot.

    The flop comes out
    Now you would think I would be happy flopping top set all in preflop for a 6k pot but suddenly he has gone from an 80/20 dog too a 66/34 dog. I start calling "Pair the board Pair the board."
    Turn comes off
    Not a bad card not a good card just gotta dodge a diamond or 7 on the river and Im good.
    River comes off
    I look away from the screen and cringe as I had just taken a nasty nasty beat for a huge pot. The table goes crazy stuff like "OMG, WTF, Jesus Christ dude" I just type in "nice hand" then proceed to reload for 1k. More to come later.
  71. #146
    Ouch...

    Do you feel bad at all when you experience such a bad beat? Or, is getting the money in with the best of it all that matters to you?

    I usually feel like shit after a big beat, and I feel stupid for feeling like shit.
  72. #147
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    This is a great thread, lol.

    People need to understand OP plays a lot of poker, it's not like all these hands are in succession. Pretty brutal though.
  73. #148
    Quote Originally Posted by 2_Thumbs_Up
    Ouch...

    Do you feel bad at all when you experience such a bad beat? Or, is getting the money in with the best of it all that matters to you?

    I usually feel like shit after a big beat, and I feel stupid for feeling like shit.
    No I dont feel bad at all. Somtimes I cringe a little then I just reload and keep playing like normal. When you have played more than a million hands you have pretty much seen it all.
  74. #149
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    When you have played more than a million hands you have pretty much seen it all.
    Have you had a straight-flush counterfeited yet? Just curious...
  75. #150
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    [quote="LeFou"]
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Have you had a straight-flush counterfeited yet? Just curious...
    isn't this impossible? Unless the straight flush is on board, you have to assume 1 is in your hand - nevermind - i guess if you flop the "ass" end of a straight flush, you could have the higher part hit the board -

    that could be the worst thing ever
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