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    Default Crazy hand, a must-see!

    All you need to know for this hand is that this character 'Jsantillo88' had just sat down and said he was going to all-in on whatever he was dealt because he was 2$ short of a buy-in for a single table SnG. This is priceless.

    Game #690752564 - (blinds $0.01/$0.02) No Limit Texas Hold'em -
    2005/01/12-23:11:48.9 (CST)
    Table "Kovalam" (real money) -- Seat 2 is the button
    Seat 1: Penneywize09 ($1.93 in chips)
    Seat 2: boweivl ($2.26 in chips)
    Seat 3: The-_-Bull ($2.46 in chips)
    Seat 4: Applebomb ($1.26 in chips)
    Seat 5: TightTrader ($1.29 in chips)
    Seat 6: muziclova44 ($8.44 in chips)
    Seat 7: hawgger ($6.38 in chips)
    Seat 8: Jsantillo88 ($2.00 in chips)
    Seat 9: wvgolfer5 ($0.86 in chips)
    Seat 10: HCaulfield ($1.79 in chips)
    The-_-Bull: Post Small Blind ($0.01)
    Applebomb: Post Big Blind ($0.02)
    Jsantillo88: Post ($0.02)
    Dealing...
    Dealt to Penneywize09 [ ]
    Dealt to Penneywize09 [ ]
    TightTrader: Call ($0.02)
    muziclova44: Call ($0.02)
    hawgger : Raise ($0.04)
    Jsantillo88: Raise ($1.98)
    wvgolfer5: Fold
    Jsantillo88 said, "2 bones"
    Jsantillo88 said, "lol"

    HCaulfield: Fold
    Penneywize09: Fold
    HCaulfield said, "AK"
    boweivl : Fold
    muziclova44 said, "well what ya have"
    Penneywize09 said, "oh I doubt you'll get it that way "
    Jsantillo88 said, "u wanna"

    The-_-Bull: Fold
    HCaulfield said, "folded it lol"
    Jsantillo88 said, "know"
    Jsantillo88 said, "know"
    Jsantillo88 said, "35"

    Applebomb: Fold
    Jsantillo88 said, "well, 53"
    TightTrader: Fold
    muziclova44 said, "eh well no one esle called ill see"
    Jsantillo88 said, "1 dim 1 club"
    muziclova44 said, "gl"

    muziclova44: Call ($1.98)
    Jsantillo88 said, "53 im dead serious"
    hawgger : Call ($1.96)
    *** FLOP *** : [ ]
    muziclova44: Check
    hawgger : Bet ($0.18)
    muziclova44: Raise ($6.44)
    Penneywize09 said, "35 is looking nice haha"
    hawgger : Call All-in ($4.20)
    *** TURN *** : [ ] [ ]
    *** RIVER *** : [ ] [ :Ah: ]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Pot: $5.75 | Side pot 1: $8.36 | Rake: $0.70
    Board: [ :Ah: ]
    Penneywize09 didn't bet (folded) [ ] (a pair of twos)
    boweivl didn't bet (folded)
    The-_-Bull lost $0.01 (folded)
    Applebomb lost $0.02 (folded)
    TightTrader lost $0.02 (folded)
    muziclova44 bet $8.44, collected $2.06, net -$6.38 (showed hand) [ :Ks: ]
    (two pair, fours and twos)
    hawgger bet $6.38, collected $8.36, net +$1.98 (showed hand) [ :Qs: :Qh: ] (two
    pair, queens and twos)
    Jsantillo88 bet $2, collected $5.75, net +$3.75 (showed hand) [ ] (a
    straight, ace to five)
    wvgolfer5 didn't bet (folded)
    HCaulfield didn't bet (folded)
    -----------------------------------------------------
  2. #2
    I updated the post to use the graphics provided for cards here on the forums. I just find it hilarious that the guy went all in with 35o, told everyone he had it immediately after betting, and ended up winning with it, outdrawing even QQ! gotta love it.
  3. #3
    Crazy. This belongs in the Tales section.
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    Hmm you're right, can any mods move it please?
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    Thanks
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    Dear 21-year-old Penneywize,

    You suck at poker. You failed to capitalize on the "Golden Age" of online poker, which would last for, arguably, another 18 months from the time of the first post in this thread. I am disappointed in you.

    I could be a millionaire by now, but I'm not, all because of you. Please fuck off and stop sucking at everything. Did you ever consider that your 6-years-older self would disapprove of everything you did? No? Well that's just short-sighted bullshit.

    Here's a list of all your "accomplishments" over the next 6 years.

    - Started, but didn't yet finish, university (go you!).
    - Worked a middling / decent office job in operations management, and later accounting, for 5 and one half years.
    - Quit said job, apparently this is your future proudest accomplishment.
    - Had several girlfriends of varying quality.

    Wow, that's literally it. Notice what's not on this list:

    - Became a millionaire.
    - Became everyone's favourite person in the world.
    - Fucked tons of hot bitches, all of whom eventually had their fragile hearts broken by you.

    So here's the deal. From now on, I'm not going to repeat 21-year-old Penneywize's mistakes. Going to fuck some shit up, etc.

    (In b4 33-year-old Penneywize posts his utter disappointment at 27-year-old Penneywize's lack of accomplishments)
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    I hear you, man. I was there too. 8-12 tabling (lol) 25nl on Party, nut peddling, wondering why I wasn't winning big after 5-10k hands. Getting impatient, giving up. There was so much opportunity squandered.
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    At first I was like why is Penneywize being so wtf retarded, then I saw the dates and Penny's recent post and I lol'ed
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    Nice post Penny, and I completely relate to the 2005 poker part, oh to of known then what I know now. But hey, maybe the answer is to start playing plo or mixed games or something now.
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    Good shit to reflect upon!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Thank you to tell us so useful information. Expect next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jingshans7 View Post
    Thank you to tell us so useful information. Expect next time.
    +1
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    Wtf? Pennywize has been around longer than me? I always think of him as being from the spoonitnow disciples generation.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    i always think of gala as a body builder.

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    Thats a good one.
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    I thought that was gala's real pic. Bikes', too.
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
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    The real question as have you changed since Feb to get better and to stop failing, or will the 33 year old peny whine to the 26 year old one?

    !luck
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    Thanks for the trip Penny, this made me go back and look and I'm a fucking idiot. Could been a contender myself. Spent far too much time on the degen part of poker and not enough time on the learnin' and studyin' part. I feel like I gave away a house, cars and who knows how much else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baudib View Post
    I thought that was gala's real pic. Bikes', too.
    My pic, admittedly, was shopped to make me look more tanned.

    Bbickies is skinnier than his pic in real life.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I knew that tan looked oddly suspicious...
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