Varchertine's Werewolf Game Thread

[OngBonga]

Dude I'm not KGB, you're the one who keeps saying KGB. I'm ISIS.

I fucked up by posting something that, in theory, my partner can deny. But I didn't fuck up with my name, because that's what it is, and I'm a villager.

[Keybored]

Rilla...I didn't know WTF Ong was. I only knew he was claiming to be a wolf. So, I simply asked what his name was.

[a500lbgorilla]

So you're saying that if Ong were a villager trying to kill himself, he would have googled for a KGB name to post but because he gave his villager/cover name, there's no way he's a wolf?

Even though, if he were a wolf trying to buy villager cred in a no specials game with a self-lynch arrooo gambit, he could easily just pretend not to have a KGB name, or waste time finding a new unused KGB name?

[a500lbgorilla]

Rilla...I didn't know WTF Ong was. I only knew he was claiming to be a wolf. So, I simply asked what his name was.

And then you tried to use that bit of info to vet out his role.

[Keybored]

Dude I'm not KGB, you're the one who keeps saying KGB. I'm ISIS. I fucked up by posting something that, in theory, my partner can deny. But I didn't fuck up with my name, because that's what it is, and I'm a villager.

Then why are you arooo-ing, voting yourself, and reacting to my simple question thusly?

[a500lbgorilla]

Dude I'm not KGB, you're the one who keeps saying KGB. I'm ISIS.

I fucked up by posting something that, in theory, my partner can deny. But I didn't fuck up with my name, because that's what it is, and I'm a villager.

You can post your partner's claimed ID.

[a500lbgorilla]

Then why are you arooo-ing, voting yourself, and reacting to my simple question thusly?

Describe how he's reacting.

[OngBonga]

FFS...Ong's claiming to be an Arooo'd wolf! But when asked what his wolf name was, he couldn't come up with one in real time. Therefore, he's a villager. Right? Then why is he reacting the way he is?

I did come up with one in real time. Forgive me for needing a few seconds to type.

[baudib]

LOL @ this gambit by Keybored

Ong, I'm disappointed. this is the best you can come up with?

[OngBonga]

keybored is clearly a wolf here. I think they're in big trouble now.

[Keybored]

So you're saying that if Ong were a villager trying to kill himself, he would have googled for a KGB name to post but because he gave his villager/cover name, there's no way he's a wolf?

Even though, if he were a wolf trying to buy villager cred in a no specials game with a self-lynch arrooo gambit, he could easily just pretend not to have a KGB name, or waste time finding a new unused KGB name?

Right...But in real time, not expecting the question, the answer should have flowed naturally. And if he was indeed a villager, as I was simply trying to reveal, why'd he turn around and attack me for asking his name? Cornered maybe? Flustered? Why'd he give a fake name?

[a500lbgorilla]

Right...But in real time, not expecting the question, the answer should have flowed naturally. And if he was indeed a villager, as I was simply trying to reveal, why'd he turn around and attack me for asking his name? Cornered maybe? Flustered? Why'd he give a fake name?

The answer did flow naturally. How do you know it's a fake name?

[OngBonga]

I'm actually confused right now.

[OngBonga]

Did keybored actually expect me to give a KGB name?

[OngBonga]

Also, you can tell I answered as quickly as possible, because I didn't bother to capitalise.

[a500lbgorilla]

What do you expect a villager ong to do there?

[MadMojoMonkey]

If keybored is a wolf that gambit is so stupid. Incredibly boldly stupid.

I am allowed to say that I "feel it strongly".

I'm 99% convinced key is a V.

[Keybored]

The answer did flow naturally. How do you know it's a fake name?

Rilla...I thought Ong was admitting he'd sent in the wrong name by this post...

Fuck, my apologies if I shouldn't have said that. As soon as I hit submit I realised what I did...

I hadn't realized he was talking about his revealing of his partner's identity.
Easy mistake in the heat of the moment.
I happen to agree that, considering this now, he did answer correctly.
But I still don't know why this is making me a wolf in his eyes.

[OngBonga]

You can post your partner's claimed ID.

I am now aware of this, but I wasn't when I realised I outed rascal's character.

[Keybored]

Did keybored actually expect me to give a KGB name?

No, dammit. I expected an instant ISIS name. But you didn't give a name at all. Then you said you'd fucked up. SO, I thought I'd trapped you. Alas, you passed in my eyes.

[a500lbgorilla]

I am now aware of this, but I wasn't when I realised I outed rascal's character.

I knew.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Key/Luco looking like a solid V/V pair to me at this time.

[baudib]

If keybored is a wolf that gambit is so stupid. Incredibly boldly stupid.

I am allowed to say that I "feel it strongly".

I'm 99% convinced key is a V.

you would be

[baudib]

Keybored is a wolf trying to clear wolf Ong.

[OngBonga]

But I still don't know why this is making me a wolf in his eyes.

Because when you said KGB, I thought it was a slip. I thought you meant to say ISIS but fucked up.

[a500lbgorilla]

No, dammit. I expected an instant ISIS name. But you didn't give a name at all. Then you said you'd fucked up. SO, I thought I'd trapped you. Alas, you passed in my eyes.

Now the story has shifted. Originally you were saying you expect ong, who arrroooo'd to give a KGB name as a villager (because he's trying to sac himself) now you're saying you expected him to give an ISIS name (which is role independent because everyone has one).

[Keybored]

The end result is that you popped out your ISIS name and not a KGB name.
Village Ong only has an ISIS name to give.
Wolf Ong would have had options to give.

[OngBonga]

I'll probably need to reread this again in the morning to really get my head around what happened.

And by morning, I mean mid afternoon.

[MadMojoMonkey]

key is voting baud
Luco is voting daven
BID is voting Ong

My prospect is Ong, but I am quite happy with baud. I don't think we need to rush with bigred/daven.

[a500lbgorilla]

Ong....my point in that exercise was to show that you were indeed a villager by not being able to insta-post your KGB name. Cuz villagers don't have KGB cover names. But you fucked that all up.

.

[a500lbgorilla]

The end result is that you popped out your ISIS name and not a KGB name.
Village Ong only has an ISIS name to give.
Wolf Ong would have had options to give.

What were you thinking when you hatched the question?

[a500lbgorilla]

If Ong's claiming to be KGB (wolf), he should have dropped us his KGB name...

.

[Keybored]

Now the story has shifted. Originally you were saying you expect ong, who arrroooo'd to give a KGB name as a villager (because he's trying to sac himself) now you're saying you expected him to give an ISIS name (which is role independent because everyone has one).

Story hasn't shifted. If Ong was indeed a Wolf who'd arooo'd, he would have snapped out a KGB name. I didn't think Ong was a wolf, that's why I asked him in real time to spit it out. A village name, with no time to contemplate the answer, would clear him as villager. A wolf name would have lock-wolfed him. Any hesitation to provide a name would have leaned wolf, heavily.

[baudib]

The Mod specifically said that this line of inquiry would probably lead to nowhere, so obviously wolf Keybored tries to pretend that it will lead somewhere.

pure obfuscation and confusion tactic.

[OngBonga]

I'm still confused.

And by confused, I mean baked to fuck.

[a500lbgorilla]

Story hasn't shifted. If Ong was indeed a Wolf who'd arooo'd, he would have snapped out a KGB name. I didn't think Ong was a wolf, that's why I asked him in real time to spit it out. A village name, with no time to contemplate the answer, would clear him as villager. A wolf name would have lock-wolfed him. Any hesitation to provide a name would have leaned wolf, heavily.

It looks like you're trying to buy Ong villager points independent of his role. Because no matter what role Ong has, the easiest response every time is his villager name. Wolf Ong is still trying to win, even with his arroooo.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Keybored is a wolf trying to clear wolf Ong.

He's really not, though.

[Keybored]

When he couldn't provide the exact name and then apologized in that post about his partners name, I thought I'd caught him as a wolf trying to figure out his answer.

[OngBonga]

This doesn't add up to me. But I really am baked and it's difficult to absorb.

[Keybored]

Anyway, it was a fun gambit. FWIW, I thought going into it that Ong was ISIS. And coming out of it I'm convinced that's true. The shake up will give wolves opportunity to twist everything around but I'm comfortable with the outcome. Ong's an ISIS Villager Goody-Goody.

[OngBonga]

I trust rilla to unravel this mess.

[Keybored]

It looks like you're trying to buy Ong villager points independent of his role. Because no matter what role Ong has, the easiest response every time is his villager name. Wolf Ong is still trying to win, even with his arroooo.

Rilla...If wolf-ong was actually trying to Aroo, which ppl were wondering about, then he would have plopped down a KGB name. Pure and simple. If village-ong was running a ruse, then he plops down a village name and gives up the ruse and changes his stupid self-lynch vote.

[a500lbgorilla]

Of 1000 wolf Ongs across 1000 worlds, he'll respond with his villager name in damn near all of them because he's trying to win this game.

[baudib]

Boog and Keybored both trying to distance themselves from Ong today is the only thing I get out of this.

I don't buy for a second that Ong didn't know the rules and really thought it was wrong to out his partner's name. It's already been done and Ong would have already read through that part of it.

[a500lbgorilla]

Rilla...If wolf-ong was actually trying to Aroo, which ppl were wondering about, then he would have plopped down a KGB name. Pure and simple. If village-ong was running a ruse, then he plops down a village name and gives up the ruse and changes his stupid self-lynch vote.

And now some how any of those wolf ongs have some reasoning to move their vote.

[OngBonga]

So my wolf equity just went up baudib? Awesome, vote for me.

[Keybored]

Ok, Rilla. But if he's a wolf who's not expecting the question, he absolutely has to be wondering WTF and may have hesitated too long. And, believe it or not, Ong's human, and he may have chosen poorly. It was worth a crack. And it was fun. And it worked for me.

[a500lbgorilla]

The only way it makes sense to you is if you knew ong was a villager.

[OngBonga]

And now some how any of those wolf ongs have some reasoning to move their vote.

But I haven't. My vote is either on me, or baudib. It's going nowhere else today.

[a500lbgorilla]

But I haven't. My vote is either on me, or baudib. It's going nowhere else today.

I know you're a villager, your soul reads like a picture book to me.

[OngBonga]

The only way it makes sense to you is if you knew ong was a villager.

Expand on this because I can't figure out how this conclusion is reached. Logic puzzles are your thing rilla. I'm the pointy finger shouty person.

[Keybored]

Crickey, Rilla...go back and reread the gambit with the understanding that I thought Ong wasn't able to come up with a name in those responses he made.

[baudib]

But I haven't. My vote is either on me, or baudib. It's going nowhere else today.

Villager Ong would have no justification for not even considering Boog.

The connection between Wuf and Boog cannot possibly be clearer.

[a500lbgorilla]

Crickey, Rilla...go back and reread the gambit with the understanding that I thought Ong wasn't able to come up with a name in those responses he made.

I did. The only conclusion I can come up with is that you thought "I can show that Ong's bullshitting with his claim with this gambit" implying you knew he was a villager.

[OngBonga]

Villager Ong would have no justification for not even considering Boog.

The connection between Wuf and Boog cannot possibly be clearer.

I'll consider boog if I'm wrong about you. So no I won't ever be considering boog.

[a500lbgorilla]

Because your gambit gave absolutely no thought to him being a wolf.

[OngBonga]

I did. The only conclusion I can come up with is that you thought "I can show that Ong's bullshitting with his claim with this gambit" implying you knew he was a villager.

Aaaaaaaand....




BINK

[a500lbgorilla]

Baud, keyb, rascal one time!

[OngBonga]

Baud, keyb, rascal one time!

Yup, if not rascal then luco.

[OngBonga]

I'll put my chips in with baudib keyb luco. I'll give rascal a village lean over luco.

[baudib]

I'll consider boog if I'm wrong about you. So no I won't ever be considering boog.

Boog is always the correct lynch given Wuf's flip and you know this. Just because the village is playing terribly doesn't mean you are ever this obtuse as a villager.

[baudib]

I'll put my chips in with baudib keyb luco. I'll give rascal a village lean over luco.

this is the second time a wolf has mentioned keybored in a group of villagers without really trying to attack him previously.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm pretty convinced Keybored is a wolf.

[OngBonga]

Shush now, it'll be over soon.

[baudib]

I'm pretty convinced Keybored is a wolf.

took you long enough

[OngBonga]

I'm pretty convinced Keybored is a wolf.

Yeah I think you're right. Do you also see how it looks terrible for baudib? keybored hammered wuf to ensure the right wolf died. At the time, you were in baudib's pocket, while hoopy wasn't keen on wuf. It makes perfect sense.

I don't think it'll be a problem finding the last one, because it's nearly always between rascal and luco, with plenty of room to spare if it's not.

[baudib]

Shush now, it'll be over soon.

[baudib]

Yeah I think you're right. Do you also see how it looks terrible for baudib? keybored hammered wuf to ensure the right wolf died. At the time, you were in baudib's pocket, while hoopy wasn't keen on wuf. It makes perfect sense.

I don't think it'll be a problem finding the last one, because it's nearly always between rascal and luco, with plenty of room to spare if it's not.

lol i've been the only one screaming Keybored was a wolf

lol this game

i'm pretty sure when we get all of Boog-Ong-Keybored lynched and they all flip wolf, someone (Rilla or MMM) will say he can't believe I'm a villager.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Keybored is not a wolf.

Luco... please confirm.

[OngBonga]

You're the big one in the background taking it up the arse. I'm the little one fucking you up the arse. rilla is obviously the 500lb one in the foreground.

[a500lbgorilla]

Keybored is not a wolf.

Luco... please confirm.

LOL what if Luco is wrong?

[baudib]

Keybored is not a wolf.

Luco... please confirm.

MMM this stuff is comedic gold. It's really not your fault because you've never been a wolf, but you really need to step up your wolf game as a villager.

[OngBonga]

I'm worried I'm going to do myself a serious arm injury when I fistpump baudib's flip.

[baudib]

i'm going to a fashion week party full of magazine models so you guys will have to carry on without me for a while.

[a500lbgorilla]

Hahaha we'll try.