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  1. #76
    not a monkey but if you wanna see rilla wring his feeble fists with the fury of a thousand flooble cranks, use this

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    How many clones of yourself would it take to overcome a gorilla that size? UFC ring, no rules.

    I'm thinking minimum 12 of me.
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    May be more like 18...
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    Okay, not a standard UFC ring size because it might be too small but a UFC style ring, big enough for the rilla and your clones to battle.

    To succomb means to the death
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    The more I imagine the carnage, the more clones I want to send in...
  6. #81
    do the 18 of you have fucking swords?

    that dude keeps ripping limbs off and doesn't stop until he dies of heat exhaustion. bareknuckle brawl between a silverback and 100 fabricio werdums and im taking the silverback. he wouldnt be phased by the hardest head kick a man could throw. you can't pile on him because he shrugs off more weight for breakfast. he could throw you as far as you can throw a fat dachshund. he bites you once and you're done. he could rip your arm out of its socket as easily as dwayne johnson opens a jar of gerber hotdogs.
  7. #82
    it blows my mind how strong gorillas are relative to humans. muscle mass wise, we're only a couple times smaller, but strength wise we're not even in the same ballpark. the biggest silverbacks can lift up to 5000 pounds. probably more given that they probably never fully exert themselves during measurable lifts.
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    So what you're saying is 18 Drew clones would lose.
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    I think a dozen fabricio's would beat a full grown silverback
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    I think a dozen fabricio's would beat a full grown silverback
    these fabricio's combined strength would be just a little more than one silverback. might as well be 6 year olds
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    100 Drew clones would destroy a silverback

    you have no retort
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    Pocket a few poisoned bananas with each clone. You should only need 2 or 3.
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    8 Drew clones with machetes working in unison.
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    Ill sit down and teach it sign language, then trick it into forfeiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    8 Drew clones with machetes working in unison.
    this could work. sharp weapons change everything.

    even then, machetes may be too dull and your skill with them too low. if ive got a katana id be afraid a full on swing wouldn't cut that deep or would just bounce off his head. stabbing motion ftw.

    so yeah, probably eight drews wielding roman gladii could get the job done.
  16. #91
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    100 Drew clones would destroy a silverback

    you have no retort
    a bloodlusted face grabbing skull crushing silverback could probably get it done in 10 minutes.
  17. #92
    Wuf probably not W/W with Drew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    a bloodlusted face grabbing skull crushing silverback could probably get it done in 10 minutes.
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    a gorilla's ability to kill you is probably 10x better than your ability to kill a 10 year old. assuming you don't have a lolbad gas tank, you could probably kill at least 10 10 year olds, which by MMAth means a gorilla can kill 100 bankitclones.
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    I like pie
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    I don't want to kill as many 10 year olds as I can but I would like to try. You know, for sport. In a simulated environment where no real children are hurt.
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    bankitclones would beat up baudclones.
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    Unfair ethnic advantage tho
  24. #99
    Who gives a fuck how strong a gorilla is.

    I've got the thumb.
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    ongies gonna ong
  25. #100
    I thumbed your mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMonkeyFace View Post
    In?


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    Another monkey?
    Yaaaay! More monkeys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Yeah that's fine
  28. #103
    Gimmie a spear and even though I'll get crushed in the process, he won't be leaving either.
  29. #104
    New members, get 10 posts in

    Vets, check your inboxes ain't full
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  30. #105
    Maybe after 10 posts I'll stop having to put in a code for my posts to be validated
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    Classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMonkeyFace View Post
    Gimmie a spear and even though I'll get crushed in the process, he won't be leaving either.
    uh oh we've got a rational thinker here. prepare to lose all faith in humanity after playing with these doofuses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMonkeyFace View Post
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  39. #114
    Sod ETA?
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    We're discussing the specific mechanics in this 14-player game. Seeking balance.

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    I'm thinking 4 wolves (w/ 2 PR's), 1 SK, 3 dayvigs, 1 alignment seer, 1 role seer, 1 miller (reads as wolf and/or random PR), 1 role blocker, 1 angel, and 1 vanilla villager.

    Game ends with mods winning if the VV ever dies.


    JK, obv... but the potential for shenanigans!
  41. #116
    ^ that's assuming that signups close with 14 players. if we get 15 we'll add two masons
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  42. #117
    I'm randing myself vig no matter what my PM says.
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  43. #118
    I've never been vig, ever
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  44. #119
    it's the greatest role honestly.
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  45. #120
    Quote Originally Posted by baudib View Post
    it's the greatest role honestly.
    I proposed an all-dayvig game about a year ago and the response was lukewarm, but games with extra guns have been among the most memorable imo (carnage before xmas, deadwolf, village of souls)

    Maybe next time you can all try Luco's silver bullet werewolf
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  46. #121
    This will be over with a d1 massclaim.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  47. #122
    Wolves will always be in direct counterclaim with just one villager. Not good.
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    ongies gonna ong
  48. #123
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Wolves will always be in direct counterclaim with just one villager. Not good.
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    JK, obv... but the potential for shenanigans!
    JK = just kidding, in case you ain't down with the lingo
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  49. #124
    Also this
    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    My first time modding, so setup will be pretty vanilla.
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    Oh right I thought the JK was just about the mod wincon.

    Role madness is fine, so long as the roles in the game are not disclosed in advance, and the wolves each have a viable safeclaim.
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    Sorry for the ambiguity. My prior post was purely a joke, not just the part about mods winning.

    I mean, obv that game is imba. Needs more SK's.

    ***
    Seriously, though:

    We are indeed discussing which roles will be in the game at this time. I think we can have it ironed out within 24 hours, given the slow pace of our conversation so far. (I was away from my computer for most of yesterday, as it was my 38th B-day.)
  52. #127
    Game will start tomorrow. Signups are closing today.

    Sharpen your pitchforks ladies
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  53. #128
    am i too l8
  54. #129
    CoryGOATen
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  55. #130
    Quote Originally Posted by Cory View Post
    am i too l8
    nope, declare in if you're in
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  56. #131
    it made me fill out like seven impossible captchas to post that ffs

    AND THIS

    and i can only post once every two minutes

    your forum sucks babidi
  57. #132
    post restrictions disappear after the first 10(?) posts
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  58. #133
    I know they should just get rid of that.

    or we could just move all our games to MU.
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  59. #134
    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    nope, declare in if you're in
    okay but you're going to have to wait two minutes

    and WTF IS THIS



    WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ THIS

    quickest life tilt of all time
  60. #135
    oh shit I'm getting flashbacks to the anonymous game where we all made new accounts.

    Dat Captcha...
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  61. #136
    okay /in

    also hi badibi

    hi rascal!!

    i think i played with gator once too

    okay 6 posts to go
  62. #137
    Kami, Ship and Evene are in too, Cory.
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  63. #138
    haha oh wow

    gonna lunch all you soabs

    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Cory, you're on 5 posts - tell us if you can't post again today
    lol, just one problem with that

    (yes i'm capped @ 5)
    Last edited by Cory; 09-07-2015 at 12:07 PM.
  64. #139
    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    oh shit I'm getting flashbacks to the anonymous game where we all made new accounts.

    Dat Captcha...
    Wait, isn't there also a 5 posts per day limit too? it went away on d2 iirc

    Cory, you're on 5 posts - tell us if you can't post again today
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  65. #140
    Quote Originally Posted by baudib View Post
    I know they should just get rid of that.

    or we could just move all our games to MU.
    Cant get rid of all restrictions here as long as this site runs freerolls.
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  66. #141
    Quote Originally Posted by Cory View Post
    okay /in

    also hi badibi

    hi rascal!!

    i think i played with gator once too

    okay 6 posts to go
    Hey, Coro. Glad to see you here. I think this will be the first time I'll have both of my sons in the same game.

    You will be capped at 5 per day until you get 15 posts, so post as much as you can until the game starts.
    I may grow old, but I refuse to grow up.
  67. #142
    15 posts!?!?!?

    ouch. Ship, kami & evene not posting has given them free slank cover

    I may run d1 a little longer to compensate, was thinking 48 hr days as standard though
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    I would be so incredibly tilted if I was new to FTR hahaha

    worst new site ever
  69. #144
    Signups are now closed

    Player list (15 players):
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    14 wolves sounds balanced.
  71. #146
    when is SOD and are you making D1 longer to accomodate the newbs?
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  72. #147
    Quote Originally Posted by baudib View Post
    when is SOD and are you making D1 longer to accomodate the newbs?
    SOD is tomorrow, in deference to Cory (who won't be able to post again till 4pm uk time) I'll wait a little. D1 will be 72 hours instead of 48
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  73. #148
    You guys hate newbies, huh.
  74. #149
    I can't be definitive on SOD as I'm in work at the same time, depends on how quiet the day goes I'm afraid
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  75. #150
    just open the thread in the morning doofus
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