not a monkey but if you wanna see rilla wring his feeble fists with the fury of a thousand flooble cranks, use this
09-04-2015 03:01 PM
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not a monkey but if you wanna see rilla wring his feeble fists with the fury of a thousand flooble cranks, use this |
09-04-2015 03:13 PM
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How many clones of yourself would it take to overcome a gorilla that size? UFC ring, no rules. | |
09-04-2015 03:14 PM
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May be more like 18... | |
09-04-2015 03:15 PM
#79
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Okay, not a standard UFC ring size because it might be too small but a UFC style ring, big enough for the rilla and your clones to battle. | |
09-04-2015 03:17 PM
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The more I imagine the carnage, the more clones I want to send in... | |
09-04-2015 03:26 PM
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do the 18 of you have fucking swords? |
09-04-2015 03:37 PM
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it blows my mind how strong gorillas are relative to humans. muscle mass wise, we're only a couple times smaller, but strength wise we're not even in the same ballpark. the biggest silverbacks can lift up to 5000 pounds. probably more given that they probably never fully exert themselves during measurable lifts. |
09-04-2015 03:42 PM
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So what you're saying is 18 Drew clones would lose. | |
09-04-2015 03:44 PM
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I think a dozen fabricio's would beat a full grown silverback | |
09-04-2015 03:48 PM
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09-04-2015 04:08 PM
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100 Drew clones would destroy a silverback | |
09-04-2015 04:13 PM
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Pocket a few poisoned bananas with each clone. You should only need 2 or 3. | |
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09-04-2015 04:21 PM
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8 Drew clones with machetes working in unison. | |
09-04-2015 04:55 PM
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Ill sit down and teach it sign language, then trick it into forfeiting. | |
09-04-2015 05:15 PM
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this could work. sharp weapons change everything. |
09-04-2015 05:18 PM
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09-04-2015 05:29 PM
#92
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Wuf probably not W/W with Drew. | |
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09-04-2015 05:30 PM
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09-04-2015 05:47 PM
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a gorilla's ability to kill you is probably 10x better than your ability to kill a 10 year old. assuming you don't have a lolbad gas tank, you could probably kill at least 10 10 year olds, which by MMAth means a gorilla can kill 100 bankitclones. |
09-04-2015 05:53 PM
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I like pie | |
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09-04-2015 05:53 PM
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I don't want to kill as many 10 year olds as I can but I would like to try. You know, for sport. In a simulated environment where no real children are hurt. | |
09-04-2015 05:58 PM
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bankitclones would beat up baudclones. |
09-04-2015 06:08 PM
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Unfair ethnic advantage tho | |
09-04-2015 06:15 PM
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Who gives a fuck how strong a gorilla is. | |
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09-04-2015 07:56 PM
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I thumbed your mom. | |
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09-04-2015 08:54 PM
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werewolf | |
09-04-2015 11:32 PM
#102
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09-05-2015 12:37 AM
#103
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Gimmie a spear and even though I'll get crushed in the process, he won't be leaving either. | |
09-05-2015 03:25 AM
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New members, get 10 posts in | |
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09-05-2015 04:09 AM
#105
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Maybe after 10 posts I'll stop having to put in a code for my posts to be validated | |
09-05-2015 04:12 AM
#106
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09-05-2015 04:15 AM
#107
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09-05-2015 04:18 AM
#108
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09-05-2015 04:22 AM
#109
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09-05-2015 04:25 AM
#110
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Classic | |
09-05-2015 04:26 AM
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09-05-2015 01:57 PM
#112
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09-06-2015 07:42 AM
#113
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09-06-2015 04:10 PM
#114
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Sod ETA? | |
09-07-2015 12:54 AM
#115
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We're discussing the specific mechanics in this 14-player game. Seeking balance. | |
09-07-2015 05:02 AM
#116
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^ that's assuming that signups close with 14 players. if we get 15 we'll add two masons | |
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09-07-2015 08:05 AM
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I'm randing myself vig no matter what my PM says. | |
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09-07-2015 08:18 AM
#118
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I've never been vig, ever | |
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09-07-2015 08:25 AM
#119
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it's the greatest role honestly. | |
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09-07-2015 08:50 AM
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09-07-2015 08:51 AM
#121
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This will be over with a d1 massclaim. | |
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09-07-2015 08:56 AM
#122
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Wolves will always be in direct counterclaim with just one villager. Not good. | |
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09-07-2015 08:57 AM
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09-07-2015 09:00 AM
#124
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09-07-2015 09:01 AM
#125
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Oh right I thought the JK was just about the mod wincon. | |
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09-07-2015 10:42 AM
#126
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Sorry for the ambiguity. My prior post was purely a joke, not just the part about mods winning. | |
09-07-2015 10:50 AM
#127
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Game will start tomorrow. Signups are closing today. | |
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09-07-2015 11:18 AM
#128
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am i too l8 | |
09-07-2015 11:20 AM
#129
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CoryGOATen | |
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09-07-2015 11:20 AM
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09-07-2015 11:20 AM
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it made me fill out like seven impossible captchas to post that ffs | |
09-07-2015 11:23 AM
#132
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post restrictions disappear after the first 10(?) posts | |
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09-07-2015 11:23 AM
#133
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I know they should just get rid of that. | |
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09-07-2015 11:26 AM
#134
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09-07-2015 11:29 AM
#135
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oh shit I'm getting flashbacks to the anonymous game where we all made new accounts. | |
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09-07-2015 11:29 AM
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okay /in | |
09-07-2015 11:30 AM
#137
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Kami, Ship and Evene are in too, Cory. | |
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09-07-2015 11:39 AM
#138
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Last edited by Cory; 09-07-2015 at 12:07 PM. | |
09-07-2015 11:46 AM
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09-07-2015 11:55 AM
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09-07-2015 12:20 PM
#141
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09-07-2015 12:34 PM
#142
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15 posts!?!?!? | |
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09-07-2015 12:46 PM
#143
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I would be so incredibly tilted if I was new to FTR hahaha | |
09-07-2015 06:18 PM
#144
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Signups are now closed | |
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09-07-2015 06:34 PM
#145
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14 wolves sounds balanced. | |
09-07-2015 06:40 PM
#146
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when is SOD and are you making D1 longer to accomodate the newbs? | |
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09-07-2015 06:53 PM
#147
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09-07-2015 06:55 PM
#148
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You guys hate newbies, huh. | |
09-07-2015 06:55 PM
#149
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I can't be definitive on SOD as I'm in work at the same time, depends on how quiet the day goes I'm afraid | |
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09-07-2015 06:56 PM
#150
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just open the thread in the morning doofus | |
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