***OFFICIAL WEREWOLF 6 GAME THREAD***

[lolzzz_321]

Look here for rules, roles, win conditions etc

VILLAGE PEOPLE
a500lbgorilla
gabe
pelion
Miffed22001
Ultimate George
thizzSantaCruz
bigspenda73
kingnat
Zee Devee
ensign_lee
Lukie
Trikflow77
midas06
euphoricism
givememyleg
zook
isop
bigred
courtiebee
Bode-ist
DemonDaze
dsmrolla06
Jishu
phantom_lord

It' NIGHT 1 in the village of Scranton and Lukie, Gabe, and Courtie are already having a threesome. Gabe puts on his robe and wizard hat, while Lukie casts Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. This is distracting ensign_lee from studying his advanced calculus.

DemonDaze and Isop are lurking in the shadows, watching phantom_lord shower with irish spring shower gel.

a500lbgorilla and Ultimate George are getting wasted, while pelion and miffed drink some newcastle and eat some crumpets.

dsmrolla and bigspenda are sending pointless pms to me.

zook, Jishu, bigred, and kingnat are all partaking in a friendly game of hungry hungry hippos when suddenly Trikflow rolls up in his 'vette with Mandy Moore bumpin from his sweet system. He shouts. "I'm gonna merc u niggas! LOL JK!" He has brought take out from roscoe's house of chicken and waffles! He doesn't have enough, so bigred has to eat a cinnamon sugar poptart.

GMML is knocking on the door of Gabe's mansion to market polyurethane contraceptives.

thizzSantaCruz is doing lines of cocaine off Bode-ist's [censored].

Midas06 is draining threes over Zee Devee, Zee Devee loses, but no one cares becasue who the [censored] is Zee Devee?


Alpha-Wolf PM me your target, seer pm me who's identity you want to know, and vigilante you don't have a bullet yet.

The village cannot vote on who to lynch yet because it is night time, anything else cool going down in the village tonight?

[Miffed22001]

erm, wheres the late night microstakes poker game?

[zook]

I used to rule Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[a500lbgorilla]

High5 Ultimate George! allow us to flex our muscles and cat call at potential mates!

[euphoricism]

$10NL at my tent!

[dsmrolla06]

When does daytime start cause its noon here.

[bode]

i hope you meant to put "ass-cheek" where the [censored] part is, because thats really the only respectable place for thizzsantacruz to do a line of blow off of.

[euphoricism]

Why do they call it blow when youre supposed to suck?

Courtie?

[gabe]

lets lynch lukie because im pretty sure hell ruin the game somehow

LYNCH LUKIE

[a500lbgorilla]

When does daytime start cause its noon here.

whenever the wolves vote someone dead and the seer votes someone seen.

[euphoricism]

Who was first lynched last game? I think we should honor them by lynching them first twice.

[Zee Devee]

Damn I suck at basketball, gg midas.

[Trikflow77]

I just want to post in this thread before i get lynched for being mexican.

[flomo]

lynch pelion
that is the usual course of action

[lolzzz_321]

lynch pelion
that is the usual course of action

[Miffed22001]

lynch pelion
that is the usual course of action

[givememyleg]

LOL I can see this will be fun.

[a500lbgorilla]

LOL I can see this will be fun.

Fun cuz yer a WAREWOLF!?!?!

[givememyleg]

LOL I can see this will be fun.

Fun cuz yer a WAREWOLF!?!?!

i didnt say thaaaaaaaaaat

[a500lbgorilla]

your mouth says no but your enormous claws and blood-lust say that yer lying.

That or you're a jew.

[UG]

I am gonna be so hungovered tomorrow

[a500lbgorilla]

I am gonna be so hungovered tomorrow

TKEA THSI SH(hiccup)sssssssssssshHOTS BICHT!!!!

[dsmrolla06]

Im debating whether i want to drink the beer left over from this weekend by myself. I think thats when your an alcoholic though.

[a500lbgorilla]

drop some E, roll a few spliffs, a coupla lines of coke instead?

[bigspenda73]

There is nothing wrong with being an alcoholic

NOTHING, OK?

[dsmrolla06]

Maybe ill just take a nap instead. Bypass this whole nite deal. lll wake up when its nite here and itll be day time in the game. Man this is gonna fuck me up.

[a500lbgorilla]

days can come and go quickly once everyone shows up

[kingnat]

"I hate waiting..."

[Miffed22001]

i hear strange noises coming from the woods guys...

[kingnat]

sorry... $.49 bean burritos at taco bell....

[Pelion]

LOL I can see this will be fun.

Fun cuz yer a WAREWOLF!?!?!

Anyone ever notice how GMML has exactly half as many letters as "werewolf"?

Hmmm how very interesting...

[euphoricism]

Im debating whether i want to drink the beer left over from this weekend by myself. I think thats when your an alcoholic though.

PFft. I never understood this reasoning.

I am higher on food chain than beer. I drink beer whenever the fuck I want.

[givememyleg]

LOL I can see this will be fun.

Fun cuz yer a WAREWOLF!?!?!

Anyone ever notice how GMML has exactly half as many letters as "werewolf"?

Hmmm how very interesting...

stop the conspiracy!

[a500lbgorilla]

givememyleg is exactly 1.375 times as many letters as werewolf!!!!

[givememyleg]

so when does someone die

[lolzzz_321]

maybe when everyone opens their pms and knows their role

[givememyleg]

I KNOW MY ROLL

[Pelion]

so when does someone die

Guys. Werewolf or no, is this really the kind of psychopath we want living in our village?

[bode]

can we lynch two people tonight? i vote for GMML and Pelion.

[euphoricism]

can we lynch two people tonight? i vote for GMML and Pelion.

[Lukie]

shocking development!!!

after the 3-some I was in the bathroom cleaning up and such, and I heard courtie and gabe talk about their evil plans to kill people at night. They are werewolves!!! We must lynch them when day breaks!!

ps. i'm innocent i swear

[Pelion]

shocking development!!!

after the 3-some I was in the bathroom cleaning up and such, and I heard courtie and gabe talk about their evil plans to kill people at night. They are werewolves!!! We must lynch them when day breaks!!

ps. i'm innocent i swear

lol someones jealous. Did they leave poor lukie to watch?

[Trikflow77]

shocking development!!!

after the 3-some I was in the bathroom cleaning up and such, and I heard courtie and gabe talk about their evil plans to kill people at night. They are werewolves!!! We must lynch them when day breaks!!

ps. i'm innocent i swear

ok thats it, lynch lukie. Then pelion. Then me. Lukie first though. His story doesnt make sense, why would he go to this "bathroom" to clean up. We all know he is a virgin and just watched gabe and courtie. Its A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lolzzz_321]

no lynching yet, go enjoy yourselves

[a500lbgorilla]

shocking development!!!

after the 3-some I was in the bathroom cleaning up and such, and I heard courtie and gabe talk about their evil plans to kill people at night. They are werewolves!!! We must lynch them when day breaks!!

ps. i'm innocent i swear

ok thats it, lynch lukie. Then pelion. Then me. Lukie first though. His story doesnt make sense, why would he go to this "bathroom" to clean up. We all know he is a virgin and just watched gabe and courtie. Its A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virgins can make messes too. Usually it all goes in a sock though.

[givememyleg]

please no one kill me! pelion why must you add those things?!

im innocent and a nice guy to have in the village!

[Lukie]

you guys have to believe me

[givememyleg]

i wish i had played in the past to know who can level and verbal patterns to put them on a range of possibilties to whom they might be. im at such a disadvantage.

[bigspenda73]

Does the virgin thing apply here like it does in horror movies?

[kingnat]

I think Lukie is OBVIOUSLY a werewolf... he hasn't put (seriously) behind any of his posts....

SFO.

[DemonDaze]

Just posting so I don't get lynched for being too quiet.

I'm guessing we have 6 hours or so to wait until the Europeans wake up.....

[Lukie]

I think Lukie is OBVIOUSLY a werewolf... he hasn't put (seriously) behind any of his posts....

SFO.

a long time ago in one of the earlier werewolves i said something along the lines of 'i will never use (seriously) in any werewolf ever again' and that was due to situations like these. that is meant only for people to take me seriously on serious subjects when it could be interpreted as me kidding around.

[Zee Devee]

Yea same here, dont kill me first, i havent done anything wrong except apparently suck at basketball.

[bode]

how have we not lynched GMML and pelion yet?

[Reidak]

while all this drama was going on..

I was busy shaving my balls. 6 hours! Smooth as eggs.

[thizzSantaCruz]

i hope you meant to put "ass-cheek" where the [censored] part is, because thats really the only respectable place for thizzsantacruz to do a line of blow off of.

Dude you really need to consider using this truly spectacular invention called toilet paper. The process of snorting those lines was truly a stanky experience.

[Miffed22001]

well whoever the damn wolves are havent been online yet, and its 4am here and im finished watching NHL highlights.

[Zee Devee]

while we are waiting, why not watch a movie? I found this link to a british website that you can stream any movie for free. It even has Shrek 3, which came out 4 days ago.

tvlinks.co.uk

[kingnat]

I think Lukie is OBVIOUSLY a werewolf... he hasn't put (seriously) behind any of his posts....

SFO.

a long time ago in one of the earlier werewolves i said something along the lines of 'i will never use (seriously) in any werewolf ever again' and that was due to situations like these. that is meant only for people to take me seriously on serious subjects when it could be interpreted as me kidding around.

Hmm... you sound genuine enough but you didn't put (seriously) at the end of this post... and so I can't tell whether to trust you. How about you get killed by the werewolves the first night so I can be sure you aren't a werewolf... k tks.

[dsmrolla06]

while all this drama was going on..

I was busy shaving my balls. 6 hours! Smooth as eggs.

You should consider getting botox done on your balls.


Being one of the village people is lame. Ive been doing childrens birthday parties all day. Y...M...C...A....

[phantom_lord]

while we are waiting, why not watch a movie? I found this link to a british website that you can stream any movie for free. It even has Shrek 3, which came out 4 days ago.

tvlinks.co.uk

that site is the nuts

[Lukie]

I think Lukie is OBVIOUSLY a werewolf... he hasn't put (seriously) behind any of his posts....

SFO.

a long time ago in one of the earlier werewolves i said something along the lines of 'i will never use (seriously) in any werewolf ever again' and that was due to situations like these. that is meant only for people to take me seriously on serious subjects when it could be interpreted as me kidding around.

Hmm... you sound genuine enough but you didn't put (seriously) at the end of this post... and so I can't tell whether to trust you. How about you get killed by the werewolves the first night so I can be sure you aren't a werewolf... k tks.

I think there's a good chance that this will happen. Probably higher than any other single non-werewolf with the possible exception of pelion.

Lynch Pelion!!!

[euphoricism]

Wtf is taking so long wolves? First day and no one gets eaten?

[euphoricism]

while we are waiting, why not watch a movie? I found this link to a british website that you can stream any movie for free. It even has Shrek 3, which came out 4 days ago.

tvlinks.co.uk

that site is the nuts

if you want to stay in the states, use movie6.net i believe its the exact same site.

[lolzzz_321]

The village awakens on DAY 1 to find the body of Miffed, a regular villager, outside the bar, he is torn to shreds and mixed with crumpets. Negative variance caught up to him after winning that lucky ass BBJ. The town is in a frenzy and wants some good 'ol fashioned mob justice, they would hang BoostNSlide, but they already did a year ago. This isn't that weak ass short story 'The Lottery', it's time to string someone up.

THE VILLAGE
a500lbgorilla
gabe
pelion
Ultimate George
thizzSantaCruz
bigspenda73
kingnat
Zee Devee
ensign_lee
Lukie
Trikflow77
midas06
euphoricism
givememyleg
zook
isop
bigred
courtiebee
Bode-ist
DemonDaze
dsmrolla06
Jishu
phantom_lord

THE DEPARTED
Miffed22001 (VILLAGER)

DAY 1
There are 19 villagers (1 seer, 1 angel, 1 vigilante, 16 regs) and 4 wolves.
12 votes are required for a lynching


Please put your final votes in BOLD CAPS

[gabe]

because miffed got picked, i think the wolves are probably people who have been around a while

LYNCH BIG RED

HE ALWAYS HATED MIFFED

HES DEF A WOLF

I VOTE BIG RED I KNOW IT

[donkbee]

where's your bold, gabe?

sorry for just getting here, didn't know the game would start so soon and i've been working all day.

i got your im, trip :P btw, you're an awesome mod.

[euphoricism]

because miffed got picked, i think the wolves are probably people who have been around a while

LYNCH BIG RED HE ALWAYS HATED MIFFED

Anything to back up part A? I didnt take part in any other games... why would experienced wolves pick miffed?

And I'm fine with lynching red on your word, if and only if you can provide some back up for the first part...

Otherwise, I'm voting for you.

courtiebee
sorry for just getting here, didn't know the game would start so soon and i've been working all day.

i got your im, trip btw, you're an awesome mod.

I havent seen you on the board all day, and i dont recall you being on AIM. Since night can't go without a vote from the wolves, seer, and hell it looked like we were about to wait a day anyway ... I dont think youre leveling... wait...

Wowoaowoa. Courties a wolf. Thats why the damned game took so long to start, they couldnt get her vote all day. Then she popped in *right* after trip posted what happened. Convenient.

GIN!

But I wont bold my vote yet, I want to see what others think. And give gabe a chance to explain the bigred / miffed angle, which was probably a just another inside joke I won't get anyway.

[gabe]

wow, no way would a wolf ever ramble on as much as euph just did

courtie and bigred are prob both wolves, makes sense because courtie doesnt want me voting for bigred prob

[euphoricism]

Eh i guess courtie was almost two hours after trip posted. I cant read timestamps. I'm leaning toward she's nothing now. I think her story makes sense.

Suspicion back on gabe / red angle.

[euphoricism]

wow, no way would a wolf ever ramble on as much as euph just did

Well, nice try, but that one was a bit obvious. You clearly dont want me to vote for you. So get explaining on this bigred shit because now I'm REALLY lookin at you ;]

[gabe]

its def not me, wolves never post much

[midas06]

Sup sorry for missing day 1. Stoked miffed's dead

PS miffed if you read this whatve you been up to?

[dsmrolla06]

Someone influence my vote. Ill probly just go with the majority since i cant out level anyone.

[bigred]

Um, I was out drinking all day. It's senior week at Cornell. I am not a wolf! Let's do this standard...

lynch pelion...aka chris smith!!!!!!!