***2010 CHRISTMAS WEREWOLF***

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except wufwugy's GIANT COCK. And when I say stirring, I mean penetrating Roid_Rage's tender taint.

Besides all that malrkey, the village of Grundle is having a normal holiday night. DropTheBanana is at bigred's LAN party, note the sexual undertones, and he is getting rather frusturated. bigred is pulling out his pistol in Black Ops saying LOL PISTOL and shooting randomly.

Meanwhile WillburForce is trying to figure out which vegetable to shove up his ass. He's narrowed it down to a cucumber, Warpe, a carrot, and GatorJH.

BooG690 is a middle eastern rapper who spits gold bars because he was molested by his Uncle Midas.

StillDeadMoney and Icanhastreebet are shady multiaccounters.

The rest of you are ice skating, building a snowman, or busy being dead beat dads. All of you are unaware that this Christmas is going to be very different because this guy is coming to visit:



That's right, Santa Clause mated with Super Shredder and a metallic Pug. They aborted the fetus, but it came back to life by sucking the blood of Lord Voldemort, whom it latered murdered. After cum lassoing Emma Watson, Santa Claws decided to pay a visit to Grundle, searching for his father, Kris Kringle. Santa Claws is no dummy and has recruitd a number of bellicose killer werewolves. A feeling of impending doom sweeps over Kringle as he falls asleep on NIGHT 1

Meet the cast...

Santa Claws - At night you turn into a huge motherfucking werewolf with claws you ripped out of Wolverine while he was still alive. No one wants to fuck with you. If the seer looks you up, you appear to be a regular villager. Additionally, you may recruit ONE player to your team on NIGHT 1, 2, or 3. You may not kill a player on the night you choose to recruit.

Wolf - Regular villager during the day, furry killer at night.

Regular Villager - Pure vanilla, no Jack Sawyers round here.

Kris Kringle (Seer) - Look up a player each night, starting NIGHT 1. If Santa Claws tries to recruit, you will die, Santa Claws lives.

Gabriel (Angel) - Save any player at night. If Santa Claws tries to recruit, you will live, Santa Claws will die.

John McClane (Vigilante) - Yippy Kai Yay Motherfucker! You get a bullet every other night, starting with NIGHT 2. You can shoot as many people as you have bullets, each night. If Santa Claws tries to recruit, you both will die.



APPROPRIATE PARTIES PM ME





The Village of Grundle
StillDeadMoney
BooG690
GatorJH
Keith_MM
Icanhastreebet
Warpe
Carroters
jackvance
supahole
wufwugy
a500lbgorilla
JKDS
TLR
bigred
DanAronG
HoopyDude
kfaess
fulksy
DropTheBanana
Donachello
XTR1000
philly and the fanatics
Galapogos
WillburForce
Roid_Rage
kingnat

The Departed
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There are 5 Wolves and 21 Villagers
SANTA CLAWS
4 WOLVES
18 VILLAGERS
KRIS KRINGLE
GABRIEL
JOHN MCCLANE

Talking is encouraged on NIGHT 1!

1st yes!!!!!!!!

and 2nd...

1st!

because wbf doesnt count!

lolz epic intro trip. or is that, trip epic intro lolz.

I'm the seer. Gator is a wolf, Warpe is Santa Claus, and Donachello is a faggot

amidoinitrite?

Hai!

Recruiting WW... sort of...

hey

Hola.

Hey guys!

I was going to wait to comment, but Bigred kept camping with the bomb in his spawn with a sniper rifle and calling the other team "N*ggers", so I rage quit.

Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney

Recruiting WW... sort of...

no, lynch sdm etc

lynch the next person to post

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Originally Posted by DropTheBanana

Hey guys!

I was going to wait to comment, but Bigred kept camping with the bomb in his spawn with a sniper rifle and calling the other team "N*ggers", so I rage quit.

LOL

Trip is quoting the other night when I got high and played COD with him. I ran around with a pistol trying to shoot people. I then would send him messages on xbox live saying lol pistols

My taint is bruised.

Newbie or not banana must never get lynched JUST because of the avatar!!!!!!

ok dokie

lynch gator

ahhhhh good times, good times

Oh I like these ones where wolves get recruited!

Originally Posted by GatorJH

ahhhhh good times, good times

No bigred lynch response? You must have something to lose

lots of butt sex in the intro

Originally Posted by kfaess

lots of win in the intro

fyp

I guess being a loser ins't quite so bad then.

lol now thats an intro lolz (pretty bummed at me not being mentioned though tbh)...shoulda done 2 teams though imo....either way its nice to be able to play without the stress of being a wolf, go village

Does Santa Claws recruit into his own seperate team? Then we got a bit of everything.

And the comments actually made go back and read the intro, so gj there.

Oh Keith, is that a wolf tail poking out of your villager costume, or did you forget to remove a large furry vibrator?

Intro made me laff a lot.

Originally Posted by jackvance

Does Santa Claws recruit into his own seperate team? Then we got a bit of everything.

Originally Posted by DanAronG

Oh Keith, is that a wolf tail poking out of your villager costume, or did you forget to remove a large furry vibrator?

Dan is now obviously a wolf because he always points at me when he's a wolf and also because he's virtually always a wolf.

Originally Posted by bigred

No bigred lynch response? You must have something to lose

errrrr, ummmm, it's nighttime. don't worry little red man, your lynch is coming.

WBFWW Theorum: 5th person to post is a wolf.

Originally Posted by WillburForce

WBFWW Theorum: 5th person to post is a wolf.

TLR theorm: first person to post that 5th person is a wolf is Santa Claws

GatorJH Theorem - Anybody who can't spell Theorem is a wolf + Bigred is always a day 1 lynch.

WBFWW Theorem II: Any one who spots a deliberate spelling mistake is a moran

torn between a revenge lynch of either rilla/jkds/or JV (fuck you guys for last game im still butt hurt about it ) ....or a new faces lynch of fulksky/dtb/roidrage/kfaess/KN (if i haven't played with them they are new to me lol)

i guess just because i hate syracuse-

lynch kfaess

sleep lynching. like sleep walking, but more dangerous.

Originally Posted by GatorJH

Newbie or not banana must never get lynched JUST because of the avatar!!!!!!

Thanks.

Maybe I'll share my chocolate covered cucumbers with you that I stole from Wilbur's private vegetable stash under his mattress!

WTF that's just some scrawny ass 45 year old woman. Lynch DropTheBanana

Ohh wait it's night....k well that'll be my lynch tomorrow.

oh its night? didnt see that....also gator is jsut saying that about DTB's avatar because it has a gators logo on its crotch...fuck tha gators and fuck that old bitch lol

lol, that's why gator wasn't lynching me. oh well, i lynch him when we wake up

i love lamp

Originally Posted by Carroters

WTF that's just some scrawny ass 45 year old woman. Lynch DropTheBanana

Sorry if I offended you.

You can have some too obv! There's enough to go around!

I don't need your 45 year old bitches, the only reason you could possibly want one yourself is to eat her, WOLF!

I was talking about the cucumbers I offered Gator. I thought you were jealous because i wasn't sharing with you as well.

45 or not, that woman is HOT!!!!!

jkds toerhum: ppl that lynch when its night are really suspicious and can safely be lynched

Originally Posted by GatorJH

45 or not, that woman is HOT!!!!!

That's cos you're like old dude

Originally Posted by JKDS

jkds toerhum: ppl that lynch when its night are really suspicious and can safely be lynched

I agree with JKD...

...no, I can't agree with him. He's just SOOO wolfy.

So lynch BooG when done comes, yes?

Originally Posted by Roid_Rage

So lynch BooG when done comes, yes?

I like this.

the rilla totempole: You're all suspect.

Originally Posted by GatorJH

45 or not, that woman is HOT!!!!!

hot like the steaming pile of shit that is your football team.....ZING

am likely fucking myself by not seeing this post till now cuz it's about this time the wolves finally wake up and eat and such so likely be locked soon and etc.

I have a ps3 now, and just got Little Big Planet, i heard it was all the rage in 2007. tru story?

I just remembered. That SDM guy and philly look REALLLLLLLLY wolfy. We should lynch them after gabe

Dude, I'm 40 and that chick is barely a drunk fuck.

JKDS is acting in a manner which would suggest he's a wolf, so you'll assume he's not a wolf, which means he's clearly a wolf.

Originally Posted by supahaole

Dude, I'm 40 and that chick is barely a drunk fuck.

Sorry kid, I'm afraid mommies going to have to take your computer away now.

Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics

hot like the steaming pile of shit that is your football team.....ZING

I can live with one bad year out of every 10.

Originally Posted by GatorJH

I can live with one bad year out of every 10.

lol while i will admit the 6 years before this were epic, the zook era you guys blew add that to this year thats like 40% of the decade (given fsu has been bad 90% of the decade (2001 being our only good year))

but sorry for polluting our WW game with hand egg talk, whens it gonna be daytime in this bitch i got a rope fetish and a choking people fetish and both need satiating

whats this daytime nighttime stuff? doesnt the thread get locked at night

Originally Posted by wufwugy

whats this daytime nighttime stuff? doesnt the thread get locked at night

First night is crazy night.

I hear sniffing...

oh...it's just my dogs...

*laughs nervously*

Originally Posted by DropTheBanana

Originally Posted by superahole

Dude, I'm 40 and that chick is barely a drunk fuck.

Uhh he said he's old. It's more like:



imo

This is probably the best night one in a very long time.

how often does it switch from day to night?

When the wolves nom who they wanna nom and the specials see/protect/shoot who they wanna see/protect/shoot, it'll go to day.

Originally Posted by kingnat

am likely fucking myself by not seeing this post till now cuz it's about this time the wolves finally wake up and eat and such so likely be locked soon and etc.

I have a ps3 now, and just got Little Big Planet, i heard it was all the rage in 2007. tru story?

PM me, i'll play lbp with you sometime. The new one comes out in January!

Yeah, I'm down to play LBP as well. The 2nd one is gonna be ammaaazzinnnnggg.

So why is night taking so long? I'll tell you why: because all those with a special role are insurgents in the war on Christmas.

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

So why is night taking so long? I'll tell you why: because all those with a special role are insurgents in the war on Christmas.

I still haven't decided who shoot yet... Keith? JKDS? Maybe get revenge on bigred? Give me another 24 hours and I'll have picked someone.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.