Turns out it was me when I started out playing about 5 years ago. As you'd expect, there's a little bit of poetic licence being used here and I'm a bit pissed that they used my full name (despite asking them not to), but so be it.

In before somebody tells me I look like a smug git, or some random donk or regfish turns up to tell me I suck.

https://www.pokerstars.com/en/blog/2...a-160635.shtml

I think I prefer the Italian version:

https://www.italiapokerclub.com/poke...ars-da-mobile/