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    Default No Money Microstakes, Everybody's Solid

    I had the idea for this thread a while back, and finally decided to make it. Post your microstakes hands that make you lololol at poker because your opponents play so terribly. Then when anyone bitches or complains about how hard microstakes are, link them to this thread. Since I started playing again a few days ago and am going to run back through micros real quick, here's my contribution.

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    NH!
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    how about, anyone that posts hands in the BC that after discussion clearly need to be placed here, get Weak/tighted and added here?

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP2 ($0.94)
    CO ($2.37)
    Button ($0.85)
    Hero (SB) ($2.59)
    BB ($5.02)
    UTG ($2.99)
    UTG+1 ($2.43)
    MP1 ($2.09)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 9
    1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.14, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.12, MP2 calls $0.12

    Flop: ($0.44) 7, 5, 3 (3 players)
    Hero bets $0.34, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $0.80 (All-In), Hero calls $0.46

    Turn: ($2.04) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($2.04) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $2.04 | Rake: $0.10

    Villain shows 3d 8d
    Last edited by Ragnar4; 01-07-2011 at 11:44 PM.
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    Villain is a known donator, pure and simple. I'd be happy to go all-in pre with 77+, AT+ vs this guy.

    weaktight | Hand | KAo - $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    Last edited by StarGrinder; 01-07-2011 at 05:39 PM.
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    Villain's 3rd had at the table. Shoved first and second hands with 72o and 56s, respectively (he showed both hands). The tard that i am tanked before convincing myself i had to call.


    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP3 ($13.79)
    Button ($3.98)
    SB ($10.73)
    Hero (BB) ($10)
    UTG ($3.20)
    UTG+1 ($8.60)
    MP1 ($12.74)
    MP2 ($7.01)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9
    2 folds, MP1 bets $12.74 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls $9.90 (All-In)

    Flop: ($20.05) 9, 8, 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($20.05) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($20.05) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $20.05 | Rake: $1.33
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    post fail by openside
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    Quote Originally Posted by Openside View Post
    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP3 ($13.79)
    Button ($3.98)
    SB ($10.73)
    Hero (BB) ($10)
    UTG ($3.20)
    UTG+1 ($8.60)
    MP1 ($12.74)
    MP2 ($7.01)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9
    2 folds, MP1 bets $12.74 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls $9.90 (All-In)

    Flop: ($20.05) 9, 8, 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($20.05) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($20.05) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $20.05 | Rake: $1.33
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    This was my biggest hand to date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightGizmo View Post
    This was my biggest hand to date.

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    Wow, that's a pretty deep 4-bet shove for JJ, nh.
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    Happened a long time ago but still a real "wat" moment.

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    This was before there were 250bb tables on Stars

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    SUPERIOR:


    CO: $30.33
    BTN: $53.20
    SB: $53.60
    Hero (BB): $91.40
    UTG: $28.85

    Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 2 2
    2 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.50, BTN calls $4

    Flop: ($11.25) 8 2 2 (2 players)
    Hero bets $5.50, BTN raises to $12.50, Hero calls $7

    Turn: ($36.25) T (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $35.20 all in, Hero calls $35.20

    River: ($106.65) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

    Final Pot: $106.65
    BTN shows 7 5
    Hero shows 2 2
    Hero wins $104.65
    (Rake: $2.00)
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    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($10)
    BB ($10.61)
    UTG ($10)
    MP ($15.17)
    Hero (Button) ($10.30)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
    UTG bets $0.35, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.35, 2 folds

    Flop: ($0.85) 5, 4, 4 (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.85, Hero calls $0.85

    Turn: ($2.55) J (2 players)
    UTG bets $2.55, Hero calls $2.55

    River: ($7.65) 2 (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $6.55 (All-In), UTG calls $6.25 (All-In)

    Total pot: $20.15

    Results:
    Hero had 5, 5 (full house, fives over fours).
    UTG had Q, A (one pair, fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $19.45
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoopyDude View Post
    Happened a long time ago but still a real "wat" moment.

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    I haz pair! I iz all-in! F*** you a**holes! I finally have a pair! LOL


    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Awesome bet sizing, spoon. He's probably sleeping under a bridge now.
    Last edited by couriermike; 01-07-2011 at 10:03 PM.
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    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    MP1 ($24.93)
    Hero (MP2) ($26.59)
    MP3 ($13.50)
    CO ($25)
    Button ($27.42)
    Wat? (SB) ($29.03)
    BB ($53)
    UTG ($9.41)
    UTG+1 ($26.04)
    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6, 6
    3 folds, Hero bets $0.89, 3 folds, Wat? calls $0.79, BB calls $0.64
    Flop: ($2.92) 2, 4, 6 (3 players)
    Wat? checks, BB checks, Hero bets $2.75, Wat? calls $2.75, 1 fold
    Turn: ($8.42) 6 (2 players)
    Wat? checks, Hero bets $5.61, Wat? calls $5.61
    River: ($19.64) 7 (2 players)
    Wat? bets $19.78 (All-In), Hero calls $17.34 (All-In)
    Total pot: $54.32
    Results:
    Wat? had 5, 9 (one pair, sixes).
    Hero had 6, 6 (four of a kind, sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won $51.61
    I won't believe their lies - I can still see through these eyes
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    look here for a hand see how micro play and how fckin lucky they are


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    UTG+1 ($3.62)
    MP1 ($9.46)
    MP2 ($2.49)
    Hero (CO) ($5)
    Button ($5.89)
    SB ($1.98)
    BB ($1.42)
    UTG ($0.81)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with ,
    1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.10, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.08

    Flop: ($0.23) , , (2 players)
    UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $0.12, UTG+1 calls $0.12

    Turn: ($0.47) (2 players)
    UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $0.22, UTG+1 calls $0.22

    River: ($0.91) (2 players)
    UTG+1 bets $0.16, Hero raises to $4.56 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $3.02 (All-In)

    Total pot: $7.27 | Rake: $0.36

    villain shows KdSd


    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    BB ($2.19)
    UTG ($9.45)
    UTG+1 ($2.44)
    Hero (MP1) ($5.03)
    MP2 ($5.86)
    CO ($2.02)
    Button ($1.36)
    SB ($0.89)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with ,
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.10, 4 folds, BB calls $0.08

    Flop: ($0.21) , , (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.20, BB calls $0.20

    Turn: ($0.61) (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.44, BB calls $0.44

    River: ($1.49) (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $0.84, BB calls $0.84

    Total pot: $3.17 | Rake: $0.15

    Results:
    BB had 7, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
    Hero had A, K (one pair, Kings).
    Outcome: BB won $3.02
    Last edited by Razvan729; 01-08-2011 at 09:10 AM.
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    @Razvan729

    That second hand (the one where you had AK) wasn't actually played that badly by your opponent especially if you've been somewhat aggressive at the table.
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    hmm... was donk call, had no implied odds , he's short, to chase the straight or the 7 calling turn. so how can it be a good play?
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    Considering how much air you have in your range on the flop it's not all that terrible. Then he picks up about a bazillion outs on the turn, etc.
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    Default BvB: KK vs T4o

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP3 ($39.67)
    CO ($13.96)
    Button ($184.69)
    SB ($30.60)
    Hero (BB) ($53.14)
    UTG ($35.45)
    UTG+1 ($10.47)
    MP1 ($93.89)
    MP2 ($9.47)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
    7 folds, SB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $7.50, Hero calls $5

    Flop: ($15) 8, 5, 9 (2 players)
    SB bets $9, Hero raises to $45.64 (All-In), SB calls $14.10 (All-In)

    SB: Shows Tc 4d

    Turn: ($61.20) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($61.20) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $61.20 | Rake: $3
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    Without reads, just go ahead and 5-bet.
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    This is from a long time ago and was one of my first hands at 25nl. Needless to say I was thinking damn this is gonna be fun. Unfortunately the run hot didn't last long.

    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Extrix ($17.80)
    UTG+1 le balk ($25.35)
    CO Hero ($61.20)
    BTN leonidstein ($15)
    SB #1STOKES ($4.80)
    BB SmacksA ($14.65)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO
    Extrix raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.35, 3 folds, Extrix calls $1.60

    Flop: ($5.05, 2 players)
    Extrix checks, Hero bets $3.25, Extrix goes all-in $15.45, Hero calls $12.20

    Turn: ($35.95, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($35.95, 2 players, 1 all-in)
    Hero says "wtf"

    Final Pot: $35.95
    Hero shows a full house, Sevens full of Aces

    Extrix shows two pair, Aces and Sixes


    Hero wins $34.20 (net +$16.40)

    Extrix lost $17.80
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    should i restrict myself to posting one a day? oh, and obviously only from play that day.
    also - I don't understand posting a 100nl hand from like 2years ago. Relevance to thread?

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB ($8.88)
    UTG ($10.22)
    MP1 ($25)
    Hero (MP2) ($25)
    CO ($5.14)
    Button ($78.63)
    SB ($37.59)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6, 6
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.85, 2 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

    Flop: ($1.95) 2, 3, 8 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks

    Turn: ($1.95) 6 (2 players)
    SB bets $1.95, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $3.05

    River: ($11.95) 3 (2 players)
    SB bets $10.75, Hero raises to $19.15 (All-In), SB calls $8.40

    Total pot: $50.25 | Rake: $2.51

    Results:
    SB had 2, 8 (two pair, eights and threes).
    Hero had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over threes).
    Outcome: Hero won $47.74
    Last edited by daven; 01-09-2011 at 12:28 AM.
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    This was this morning around 10:30am. I've played this villain several times. He's 54/12 & lost a several small pots in the last few weeks, calling to the river with small pp.

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    MP3 ($5)
    CO ($3.30)
    Hero (Button) ($6.74)
    SB ($11.98)
    BB ($2.47)
    UTG ($5.07)
    UTG+1 ($6.55)
    MP1 ($9.88)
    MP2 ($4.98)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with ,
    UTG calls $0.05, 3 folds, MP3 bets $0.25, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $0.78, 4 folds, CO calls $0.53

    Flop: ($1.93) , , (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $1.84, CO calls $1.84

    Turn: ($5.61) (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $3.73, CO calls $0.68 (All-In)

    River: ($6.97) (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $6.97 | Rake: $0.33

    Results:
    Hero had K, K (full house, Kings over eights).
    CO had 9, 9 (two pair, nines and eights).
    Outcome: Hero won $6.64
    Last edited by Shotglass; 01-09-2011 at 12:23 PM.

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    This hand was played equally terrible by all participants.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (4 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($12.27)
    BB ($9.83)
    UTG ($12.45)
    Button ($10)

    Preflop:
    UTG bets $0.30, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, BB calls $0.20

    Flop: ($0.90) 2, 10, 10 (3 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $0.50, SB raises to $2.36, BB calls $2.36, UTG calls $1.86

    Turn: ($7.98) 7 (3 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $4, SB calls $4, BB calls $4

    River: ($19.98) 8 (3 players)
    SB checks, BB bets $3.17 (All-In), UTG raises to $5.79 (All-In), SB calls $5.61 (All-In)

    Total pot: $34.37 | Rake: $1

    Results:
    SB had J, 10 (three of a kind, tens).
    BB had 4, 10 (three of a kind, tens).
    UTG had K, 6 (flush, King high).
    Outcome: UTG won $33.37
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    Yeah guys this isn't really a thread for "check it out, I won a hand", but more like "check it out, this guy played so horribly it's hilarious and seems rare."
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    haha i got a good one just now

    he open shoved UTG a couple hands ago

    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
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    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG hawaii harley ($23.49)
    UTG+1 RgiuseppeP ($36.59)
    MP1 woty87 ($35.52)
    MP2 125seba ($25.21)
    MP3 Imstuck4real ($29.28)
    CO DepecheMode2 ($24.65)
    BTN Valera49 ($25.44)
    SB noasky ($25.45)
    BB Hero ($25)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is BB
    hawaii harley calls $0.25, 6 folds, noasky calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.25, hawaii harley calls $1, noasky goes all-in $25.45, Hero goes all-in $23.75, hawaii harley folds

    Flop: ($51.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($51.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($51.70, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $51.70
    noasky shows a pair of Sixes

    Hero shows two pair, Kings and Sixes


    Hero wins $48.69 (net +$23.69)

    noasky collects $0.45 (net -$25)
    hawaii harley lost $1.25
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    $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
    2 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    Hero ($148)
    BB ($99.45)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BTN
    Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2

    Flop: ($7, 2 players)
    BB bets $7, Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $35, Hero goes all-in $144, BB goes all-in $60.95

    Turn: ($198.90, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($198.90, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $198.90
    BB shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $246.05 (net +$98.55)

    BB lost $99.45










    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    8 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($19.71)
    UTG+1 ($8.90)
    Hero ($30.35)
    MP2 ($25)
    CO ($8.94)
    BTN ($8.40)
    SB ($8.75)
    BB ($23.74)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is MP1
    UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, MP2 folds, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1

    Flop: ($3.85, 3 players)
    BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3.25, BB goes all-in $22.49, UTG+1 goes all-in $7.65, Hero calls $19.24

    Turn: ($56.48, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($56.48, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $56.48
    BB shows

    UTG+1 shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $53.66 (net +$29.92)

    BB lost $23.74
    UTG+1 lost $8.90









    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    8 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($29.87)
    UTG+1 ($19.67)
    MP1 ($25.65)
    MP2 ($25)
    CO ($26.44)
    BTN ($15.45)
    SB ($31.42)
    Hero ($59.98)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is BB
    UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1, BTN calls $0.75, SB folds

    Flop: ($2.25, 2 players)
    Hero bets $1.75, BTN raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $5.25, BTN raises to $7, Hero raises to $8.75, BTN raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $12.25, BTN raises to $14, Hero raises to $15.75, BTN goes all-in $0.45

    Turn: ($31.15, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($31.15, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $31.15
    Hero shows

    BTN shows


    Hero wins $30.90 (net +$14.15)

    SB lost $0.25
    BTN lost $15.45










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    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($25)
    UTG+1 ($12.61)
    MP1 ($26.60)
    MP2 ($10.25)
    MP3 ($26.08)
    CO ($25.37)
    BTN ($25)
    SB ($14.76)
    Hero ($26.65)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is BB
    UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 raises to $2, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls $1.75, UTG+1 calls $1.50, MP1 folds

    Flop: ($6.60, 3 players)
    Hero bets $4.25, UTG+1 calls $4.25, MP3 calls $4.25

    Turn: ($19.35, 3 players)
    Hero checks, UTG+1 goes all-in $6.36, MP3 folds, Hero calls $6.36

    River: ($32.07, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $32.07
    Hero shows

    UTG+1 shows


    Hero wins $30.47 (net +$17.86)

    UTG+1 lost $12.61
    MP2 lost $0.50
    MP3 lost $6.25
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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    $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
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    Stacks:
    UTG ($38.40)
    UTG+1 ($51.05)
    Hero ($55.35)
    BTN ($13)
    SB ($38.45)
    BB ($24.90)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is CO
    UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN folds, SB calls $4.25, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $2.75

    Flop: ($14, 3 players)
    SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8, UTG+1 folds

    Turn: ($30, 2 players)
    SB goes all-in $25.95, Hero calls $25.95

    River: ($81.90, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $81.90
    SB shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $78.90 (net +$40.45)

    SB lost $38.45
    UTG+1 lost $4.50


    my mission for today is to get this thread to page 5
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  34. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    post fail by openside
    Haha. Indeed. Converter truncates the results. Hero showed T6o
  35. #35
    The long pause............................................. .................... tactic

    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 4 players

    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BTN: €1.76
    SB: €2.56
    Hero (BB): €3.18
    UTG: €1.83

    SB posts SB €0.01, Hero posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has Q A

    UTG calls €0.02, BTN calls €0.02, fold, Hero checks

    Flop: (€0.07, 3 players) 4 T 6
    Hero checks, UTG bets €0.02, BTN calls €0.02, Hero calls €0.02

    Turn: (€0.13, 3 players) 8
    Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets €0.12, Hero calls €0.12, fold

    River: (€0.37, 2 players) 9
    Hero checks, BTN bets €0.36, Hero (long............................ pause) raises to €3.02 and is all-in, BTN calls €1.24 and is all-in
  36. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Yeah guys this isn't really a thread for "check it out, I won a hand", but more like "check it out, this guy played so horribly it's hilarious and seems rare."

    Just thought I'd ditto this!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
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    maybe cull the hands from the thread that are really not relevant to the point of the thread
  38. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Hero bets $1.75, BTN raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $5.25, BTN raises to $7, Hero raises to $8.75, BTN raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $12.25, BTN raises to $14, Hero raises to $15.75, BTN goes all-in $0.45
    WP sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    The long pause............................................. .................... tactic

    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 4 players

    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BTN: €1.76
    SB: €2.56
    Hero (BB): €3.18
    UTG: €1.83

    SB posts SB €0.01, Hero posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has Q A

    UTG calls €0.02, BTN calls €0.02, fold, Hero checks

    Flop: (€0.07, 3 players) 4 T 6
    Hero checks, UTG bets €0.02, BTN calls €0.02, Hero calls €0.02

    Turn: (€0.13, 3 players) 8
    Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets €0.12, Hero calls €0.12, fold

    River: (€0.37, 2 players) 9
    Hero checks, BTN bets €0.36, Hero (long............................ pause) raises to €3.02 and is all-in, BTN calls €1.24 and is all-in
    If you don't post the results then why are you posting this in this thread?
  40. #40
    THIS IS NOT A STRAT THREAD! WE NEED RESULTS!
  41. #41
    thread wins on more than one level, you can also show that even the sharks who visit poker forums that play micros can't actually comprehend the posts they read.
  42. #42
    oh, thought me having the nuts was enough.

    Hero shows Q A (Flush, Ace High)
    BTN mucks K 3 (Flush, King High)
    Hero wins €3.47
  43. #43
    pretty sure the point of this thread is not to show off how good you can cooler fish. yeah yeah he only had 2nd nuts on 4-flush board but let's see terrible bottom pair hero calls on 4-straight, 4-flush boards ffs
  44. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    pretty sure the point of this thread is not to show off how good you can cooler fish. yeah yeah he only had 2nd nuts on 4-flush board but let's see terrible bottom pair hero calls on 4-straight, 4-flush boards ffs
    Okay , that hand happened whilst I was reading this thread. I didn't see it as not qualifying. Sorry for off railing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    pretty sure the point of this thread is not to show off how good you can cooler fish. yeah yeah he only had 2nd nuts on 4-flush board but let's see terrible bottom pair hero calls on 4-straight, 4-flush boards ffs
    pot-call river with middle two pair on a paired/flushed board count ?
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    I've just recently been dickin' around on 888Poker playing micro cash tables for some lolzz... but also cuz for the hell of it I'm grinding up a small bankroll on there.
    The play in the micros there is really funny. Something I've been doing this week (again for lolzz).. whenever I have 'AA'... no matter what the action is ahead of me, I just put the pile in (sometimes 250bb's deep).. and yesterday I was dealt AA on 5 separate occassions & got called every single time (I mean who the fk would ship it with AA pre for 250bb's over a couple limpers or a raise & call, etc.??).
    I've gotten looked up by all kinds of stuff, 88, AJo, A8o, K7s, & KK. One time I got two callers, AQ & 54s... nice pot, lol. Typing in chat after > "of course I've got AA there... I mean what else would I put my stack in with in that spot??" It's been fun, lol (something that I can't say for poker alot of the time so it's been a fun bit of a break).

    Suggestion to any micro cash players > get on 888Poker... I can't see how anyone could not make money on those tables. Small sample size over past 2wks. but I'm running at over 100bb/100 (5,000 hands).
    Decent MTTs on there too.. $20 buyin level.. not too bad of structure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poker Orifice View Post
    I've just recently been dickin' around on 888Poker playing micro cash tables for some lolzz... but also cuz for the hell of it I'm grinding up a small bankroll on there.
    The play in the micros there is really funny. Something I've been doing this week (again for lolzz).. whenever I have 'AA'... no matter what the action is ahead of me, I just put the pile in (sometimes 250bb's deep).. and yesterday I was dealt AA on 5 separate occassions & got called every single time (I mean who the fk would ship it with AA pre for 250bb's over a couple limpers or a raise & call, etc.??).
    I've gotten looked up by all kinds of stuff, 88, AJo, A8o, K7s, & KK. One time I got two callers, AQ & 54s... nice pot, lol. Typing in chat after > "of course I've got AA there... I mean what else would I put my stack in with in that spot??" It's been fun, lol (something that I can't say for poker alot of the time so it's been a fun bit of a break).

    Suggestion to any micro cash players > get on 888Poker... I can't see how anyone could not make money on those tables. Small sample size over past 2wks. but I'm running at over 100bb/100 (5,000 hands).
    Decent MTTs on there too.. $20 buyin level.. not too bad of structure.
    Stop tapping the fucking tank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poker Orifice View Post
    The play in the micros there is really funny. Something I've been doing this week (again for lolzz).. whenever I have 'AA'... no matter what the action is ahead of me, I just put the pile in (sometimes 250bb's deep).. and yesterday I was dealt AA on 5 separate occassions & got called every single time (I mean who the fk would ship it with AA pre for 250bb's over a couple limpers or a raise & call, etc.??).
    I've gotten looked up by all kinds of stuff, 88, AJo, A8o, K7s, & KK. One time I got two callers, AQ & 54s... nice pot, lol. Typing in chat after > "of course I've got AA there... I mean what else would I put my stack in with in that spot??" It's been fun, lol (something that I can't say for poker alot of the time so it's been a fun bit of a break).

    . Small sample size over past 2wks. but I'm running at over 100bb/100 (5,000 hands).
    .
    why are people so dumb?
    also 100bb/100 definitely sustainable
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poker Orifice View Post
    100bb/100 (5,000 hands)
    idunnolol.jpg
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    80-20, 5 hands

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP2 ($9.65)
    CO ($25)
    Button ($25)
    SB ($25.54)
    BB ($15.16)
    UTG ($31.77)
    Hero (UTG+1) ($25)
    MP1 ($20.43)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, K
    1 fold, Hero bets $0.85, MP1 calls $0.85, 5 folds

    Flop: ($2.05) 6, K, A (2 players)
    Hero bets $1.50, MP1 raises to $3.60, Hero raises to $6.60, MP1 calls $3

    Turn: ($15.25) 9 (2 players)
    Hero bets $13, MP1 calls $12.98 (All-In)

    River: ($41.21) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $41.21 | Rake: $2.06

    Results:
    Hero had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    MP1 had A, 7 (one pair, Aces).
    Outcome: Hero won $39.15

    oh, and this for context from an 11-8 winning nit-reg
    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (7 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($25.23)
    Hero (BB) ($25.68)
    UTG ($43.34)
    MP1 ($26.35)
    MP2 ($37.43)
    CO ($25.72)
    Button ($44.89)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 2, 2
    2 folds, MP2 bets $0.75, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.50

    Flop: ($1.60) 6, 2, K (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP2 bets $1, Hero calls $1

    Turn: ($3.60) 10 (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP2 checks

    River: ($3.60) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $3.60, MP2 raises to $35.68 (All-In), Hero calls $20.33 (All-In)

    Total pot: $51.46 | Rake: $2.57

    Results:
    Hero had 2, 2 (full house, twos over tens).
    MP2 had K, J (two pair, Kings and tens).
    Outcome: Hero won $48.89
    Last edited by daven; 01-12-2011 at 05:38 PM.
  51. #51
    ^^^^^^^^
    NH SIR
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    today i moved up to 50nl.
    No Money 50nl, Everybody's Solid



    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG+1 ($60.50)
    MP1 ($71.10)
    MP2 ($37.10)
    MP3 ($53.25)
    CO ($60.15)
    Button ($27.50)
    Hero (SB) ($50)
    BB ($18.20)
    UTG ($18.75)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, K
    5 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero bets $2, 1 fold, CO calls $1.50

    Flop: ($4.50) A, 5, J (2 players)
    Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50

    Turn: ($11.50) 6 (2 players)
    Hero bets $9, CO calls $9

    River: ($29.50) Q (2 players)
    Hero bets $35.50 (All-In), CO calls $35.50

    Total pot: $100.50 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 8, K (flush, Ace high).
    CO had 7, Q (flush, Ace high).
    Outcome: Hero won $97.50

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($50)
    Hero (BB) ($50.35)
    UTG ($54.75)
    UTG+1 ($50)
    MP1 ($50.70)
    MP2 ($36.50)
    CO ($16.75)
    Button ($53.15)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K, A
    2 folds, MP1 bets $1.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5, MP1 calls $3.50

    Flop: ($10.25) 4, K, 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets $6, MP1 raises to $18, Hero raises to $45.35 (All-In), MP1 calls $27.35

    Turn: ($100.95) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($100.95) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $100.95 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had K, A (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    MP1 had J, K (one pair, Kings).
    Outcome: Hero won $97.95
    Last edited by daven; 01-13-2011 at 06:20 PM.
  53. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by daven View Post
    tomorrow i move up to 100nl.
    (FYP After them 2 hands nh's)
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    screaming hold helps, i forgot earlier and got 80-20-ed twice in a row

    here he's 10% KK/AA, 10% 99, 50% TT-QQ, 30% bullshit

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG+1 ($52.75)
    MP1 ($20.95)
    MP2 ($49.50)
    MP3 ($52.25)
    CO ($20)
    Button ($50)
    Hero (SB) ($70.85)
    BB ($69.70)
    UTG ($65.95)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
    3 folds, MP2 bets $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, BB calls $5, 1 fold

    Flop: ($13) 9, 8, 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $8, BB raises to $37, Hero raises to $65.35 (All-In), BB calls $27.20 (All-In)

    Turn: ($141.40) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($141.40) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $141.40 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and threes).
    BB had Q, A (one pair, threes).
    Outcome: Hero won $138.40
    Last edited by daven; 01-13-2011 at 07:40 PM.
  55. #55
    fwiw, the reason I was at the table:

    $5/$10 No Limit Holdem
    PokerStars
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG borg1000 ($235)
    UTG+1 931243732 ($500)
    CO slapnuts3 ($265.30)
    BTN leonpsdebest ($517.20)
    SB mahatmaha ($500)
    BB CBat28 ($500)

    Pre-Flop: ($15, 6 players) CBat28 is BB
    3 folds, leonpsdebest raises to $30, 1 fold, CBat28 raises to $110, leonpsdebest calls $80

    Flop: ($225, 2 players)
    CBat28 bets $140, leonpsdebest raises to $280, CBat28 goes all-in $390, leonpsdebest calls $110

    Turn: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $1,005
    leonpsdebest shows

    CBat28 shows a pair of Jacks


    CBat28 wins $1,002 (net +$502)

    leonpsdebest lost $500
  56. #56
    ^^ nice
  57. #57
    Two hands from tonight. UTG is 37/16 (38 hands), CO is 68/10 (31 hands). Both have been calling too much in general.

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($24.15)
    Hero (Button) ($50)
    SB ($49.50)
    BB ($51.50)
    UTG ($98.85)
    MP ($57.90)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 3, 3
    UTG bets $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, Hero calls $1, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

    Flop: ($4.25) 5, 3, J (4 players)
    BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4.50, CO calls $3

    Turn: ($17.75) 4 (3 players)
    UTG checks, CO bets $3, Hero raises to $15, UTG calls $15, CO raises to $18.65 (All-In), Hero calls $3.65, UTG calls $3.65

    River: ($73.70) 8 (3 players, 1 all-in)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $25.85 (All-In), UTG calls $25.85

    Total pot: $125.40 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 3, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
    UTG had 6, 6 (one pair, sixes).
    CO had J, 6 (one pair, Jacks).
    Outcome: Hero won $122.40


    CO is 35/6 (17 hands), doesn't like to fold.

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($38.85)
    Hero (Button) ($50)
    SB ($52)
    BB ($50)
    UTG ($52.65)
    UTG+1 ($93.80)
    MP1 ($63.80)
    MP2 ($36.25)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 6
    3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.25, 2 folds, CO calls $2

    Flop: ($8.50) Q, A, 5 (3 players)
    SB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, CO calls $7

    Turn: ($22.50) 3 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $16, CO calls $16

    River: ($54.50) 7 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $22, CO calls $13.35 (All-In)

    Total pot: $81.20 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had A, 6 (one pair, Aces).
    CO had Q, J (one pair, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $78.20
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    I don't like your flop raise size in the 33 hand, lol tho.
  59. #59
    Ya know, there really is no money in steaks, everybody likes salad.
    Last edited by StarGrinder; 01-14-2011 at 10:54 AM.
  60. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by CBAT View Post
    fwiw, the reason I was at the table:

    $5/$10 No Limit Holdem
    PokerStars
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG borg1000 ($235)
    UTG+1 931243732 ($500)
    CO slapnuts3 ($265.30)
    BTN leonpsdebest ($517.20)
    SB mahatmaha ($500)
    BB CBat28 ($500)

    Pre-Flop: ($15, 6 players) CBat28 is BB
    3 folds, leonpsdebest raises to $30, 1 fold, CBat28 raises to $110, leonpsdebest calls $80

    Flop: ($225, 2 players)
    CBat28 bets $140, leonpsdebest raises to $280, CBat28 goes all-in $390, leonpsdebest calls $110

    Turn: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $1,005
    leonpsdebest shows

    CBat28 shows a pair of Jacks


    CBat28 wins $1,002 (net +$502)

    leonpsdebest lost $500
    I'm going to take my entire roll and track this guy down for one shot!

    NICE HAND!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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  61. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by HarleyGuy13 View Post
    I'm going to take my entire roll and track this guy down for one shot!

    NICE HAND!
    Just looked him up. he's down 8k since aug 09-10. clawed back to minus 5 k presently. he's even worse HU . need staking ?
  62. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by CBAT View Post
    fwiw, the reason I was at the table:

    $5/$10 No Limit Holdem
    PokerStars
    6 Players


    Stacks:
    UTG borg1000 ($235)
    UTG+1 931243732 ($500)
    CO slapnuts3 ($265.30)
    BTN leonpsdebest ($517.20)
    SB mahatmaha ($500)
    BB CBat28 ($500)

    Pre-Flop: ($15, 6 players) CBat28 is BB
    3 folds, leonpsdebest raises to $30, 1 fold, CBat28 raises to $110, leonpsdebest calls $80

    Flop: ($225, 2 players)
    CBat28 bets $140, leonpsdebest raises to $280, CBat28 goes all-in $390, leonpsdebest calls $110

    Turn: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($1,005, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $1,005
    leonpsdebest shows

    CBat28 shows a pair of Jacks


    CBat28 wins $1,002 (net +$502)

    leonpsdebest lost $500

    Who on earth would have folded that double runner runner draw ? he only needed J 9 or 9 7 ( how could he get more than 500 $ playing this way ? )
    Last edited by lautaaaaaa; 01-16-2011 at 03:31 PM.
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  63. #63
    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG avijomies ($52.60)
    UTG+1 Poobs123 ($27.22)
    CO RunninHi ($25)
    BTN Hero ($30.70)
    SB aiemen ($46.89)
    BB Gnusnow777 ($29.87)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BTN
    2 folds, RunninHi raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 1 fold, Gnusnow777 calls $0.60

    Flop: ($2.65, 3 players)
    Gnusnow777 goes all-in $29.02, Hero calls $29.02

    Turn: ($60.69, 3 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($60.69, 3 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $60.69
    Gnusnow777 shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $57.69 (net +$27.82)

    Gnusnow777 lost $29.87
    RunninHi lost $0.85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viscaro View Post
    $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
    6 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG avijomies ($52.60)
    UTG+1 Poobs123 ($27.22)
    CO RunninHi ($25)
    BTN Hero ($30.70)
    SB aiemen ($46.89)
    BB Gnusnow777 ($29.87)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BTN
    2 folds, RunninHi raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 1 fold, Gnusnow777 calls $0.60

    Flop: ($2.65, 3 players)
    Gnusnow777 goes all-in $29.02, Hero calls $29.02

    Turn: ($60.69, 3 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($60.69, 3 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $60.69
    Gnusnow777 shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $57.69 (net +$27.82)

    Gnusnow777 lost $29.87
    RunninHi lost $0.85
    re-read op. This isn't even that bad given that you are likely retarded. I mean, you don't have the balls to call AK here, right?
  65. #65
    the deep stack is 77/25/ over 200 who bluffs mostly , tilting the whole table. often


    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 6 players

    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    MP: €3.62
    CO: €3.33
    Hero (BTN): €2.00
    SB: €2.01
    BB: €0.95
    UTG: €11.20

    SB posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has J 9

    UTG raises to €0.08, fold, fold, Hero calls €0.08, SB calls €0.07, fold

    Flop: (€0.26, 3 players) 6 Q A
    SB checks, UTG bets €0.26, Hero calls €0.26, fold

    Turn: (€0.78, 2 players) 2
    UTG bets €0.38, Hero calls €0.38

    River: (€1.54, 2 players) A
    UTG bets €1.28, Hero calls €1.28 and is all-in

    UTG shows 2 7 (Two Pair, Aces and Twos)
    Hero shows J 9 (Flush, Ace High)
    Hero wins €4.00
  66. #66
    Quote Originally Posted by daven View Post
    re-read op. This isn't even that bad given that you are likely retarded. I mean, you don't have the balls to call AK here, right?
    You are deffinately retarded if you'd ever make this play at these stakes.
  67. #67
    not a big hand but you see this kind of bad passive play alot

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    Button ($39.46)
    Hero (SB) ($42.78)
    BB ($27.39)
    UTG ($10)
    MP ($25)
    CO ($26.01)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
    UTG bets $0.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.40, 1 fold

    Flop: ($1.25) J, 7, 7 (2 players)
    Hero checks, UTG checks

    Turn: ($1.25) K (2 players)
    Hero checks, UTG checks

    River: ($1.25) 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets $10, UTG calls $9.50 (All-In)

    Total pot: $20.25 | Rake: $1.01

    Results:
    Hero had 8, 8 (full house, eights over sevens).
    UTG had K, Q (two pair, Kings and sevens).
    Outcome: Hero won $19.24
  68. #68
    wut

    Full Tilt - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 2 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: $25.00
    Hero (SB): $25.00

    Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

    Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has T 3

    Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2.50, 2 players) 5 T 3
    BB bets $23.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $23.75 and is all-in

    Turn: ($50.00, 2 players) J

    River: ($50.00, 2 players) 9

    BB shows 7 K (High Card, King) (PreFlop 65%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
    Hero shows T 3 (Two Pair, Tens and Threes) (PreFlop 35%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
    Hero wins $49.50
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
  69. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by Donachello View Post
    wut

    Full Tilt - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 2 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: $25.00
    Hero (SB): $25.00

    Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

    Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has T 3

    Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2.50, 2 players) 5 T 3
    BB bets $23.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $23.75 and is all-in

    Turn: ($50.00, 2 players) J

    River: ($50.00, 2 players) 9

    BB shows 7 K (High Card, King) (PreFlop 65%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
    Hero shows T 3 (Two Pair, Tens and Threes) (PreFlop 35%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
    Hero wins $49.50
    Let me guess: You had been raising his BB quite a lot? Lol at the outcome, but he's really just trying to spank your arse for being cheeky and it backfired spectacularly. Spew, sure, tilt, probably. Not half as bad as the tilt he would get from seeing the T3 mind, LOL.
  70. #70
    Quote Originally Posted by The Norg View Post
    Let me guess: You had been raising his BB quite a lot? Lol at the outcome, but he's really just trying to spank your arse for being cheeky and it backfired spectacularly. Spew, sure, tilt, probably. Not half as bad as the tilt he would get from seeing the T3 mind, LOL.
    first hand at the table for both of us
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
  71. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Donachello View Post
    first hand at the table for both of us
    I guess you're of the "I never fold to min 3-bets or 4-bets pre" school of thought
  72. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Just looked him up. he's down 8k since aug 09-10. clawed back to minus 5 k presently. he's even worse HU . need staking ?
    Sometimes stats can be deceiving too. There's a reg at 25NL that plays 11/7 and he's lost $80k since '08. He's lost about $70k at 100NL, lost $7k at 50NL but is up a bit at 25NL. Haven't seen him in a while so he's prob at 50NL or 100NL.
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
  73. #73
    I think this is what we're looking for in here!

    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    7 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Hero ($10.59)
    UTG+1 MUSTERDHEAD ($14.18)
    MP WRIGLEY_21 ($13.45)
    CO IQ199 ($10)
    BTN MEMOM12 ($12.69)
    SB ASIMPLEPLAN ($6.15)
    BB FRIDGE1969 ($11.40)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 7 players) Hero is UTG
    Hero raises to $0.35, MUSTERDHEAD calls $0.35, 5 folds

    Flop: ($0.85, 2 players)
    Hero bets $0.52, MUSTERDHEAD raises to $1.04, Hero raises to $2.24, MUSTERDHEAD calls $1.20

    Turn: ($5.33, 2 players)
    Hero bets $5.33, MUSTERDHEAD raises to $10.66, Hero goes all-in $2.67

    River: ($23.99, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $23.99
    Hero shows (One pair queens)

    MUSTERDHEAD shows (One pair fives)


    Hero wins $20.27 (net +$9.68)

    MUSTERDHEAD collects $2.66 (net -$10.59)
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
  74. #74
    ^^^He put you on AK, Harley!
  75. #75
    Quote Originally Posted by couriermike View Post
    ^^^He put you on AK, Harley!
    Either that, or maybe he was on the flush draw?

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