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  1. #76
    OM(f)G

    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 5 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    CO: €2.19
    BTN: €1.21
    Hero (SB): €3.32
    BB: €1.92
    UTG: €1.99

    Hero posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has K A

    fold, fold, BTN raises to €0.06, Hero calls €0.05, BB calls €0.04

    Flop: (€0.18, 3 players) 6 2 Q
    Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets €0.08, Hero calls €0.08, BB calls €0.08

    Turn: (€0.42, 3 players) 4
    Hero checks, BB checks, BTN checks

    River: (€0.42, 3 players) T
    Hero checks, BB bets €0.42, fold, Hero raises to €0.84, BB raises to €1.78 and is all-in, Hero calls €0.94

    BB shows 3 4 (One Pair, Fours)
    Hero shows K A (Flush, Ace High)
    Hero wins €3.88
  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    OM(f)G

    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 5 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    CO: €2.19
    BTN: €1.21
    Hero (SB): €3.32
    BB: €1.92
    UTG: €1.99

    Hero posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has K A

    fold, fold, BTN raises to €0.06, Hero calls €0.05, BB calls €0.04

    Flop: (€0.18, 3 players) 6 2 Q
    Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets €0.08, Hero calls €0.08, BB calls €0.08

    Turn: (€0.42, 3 players) 4
    Hero checks, BB checks, BTN checks

    River: (€0.42, 3 players) T
    Hero checks, BB bets €0.42, fold, Hero raises to €0.84, BB raises to €1.78 and is all-in, Hero calls €0.94

    BB shows 3 4 (One Pair, Fours)
    Hero shows K A (Flush, Ace High)
    Hero wins €3.88
    lol nh

    I like check/raising the flop here as a semi bluff with likely 15 outs (not all clean, OK so count 13). When you raise you have a chance to take the pot right there, and if not you can either get it in when reraised or you have a decent chance of getting a free card on the turn when called (less than if you were IP though). If you just call and don't hit on the turn, there is a good chance opp will bet an amount you can't call due to lack of implied odds.
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  3. #78
    To be truthful , after the discussion on In IRC on 3 betting OOP against 12/12 type villians and here http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post2007051 I have started to think more about when to flat or 3 bet depending on stats. Previous to the discussion I used to 3 bet as standard and play my cards face up (as stargrinder would say)

    I seem to be getting more value , People spazzing into me etc . Still experimenting tho.
  4. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by couriermike View Post
    ^^^He put you on AK, Harley!
    Quote Originally Posted by manfredi View Post
    Either that, or maybe he was on the flush draw?
    Either way I sure do like the fella!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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  5. #80
    There really is no shortage out there!

    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG juancarlito2 ($11.16)
    UTG+1 Hero ($10.35)
    MP1 le pistash ($9.66)
    MP2 mijados pá ($10)
    MP3 mokilla3 ($8.43)
    CO Crying Brian ($11.09)
    BTN estroma ($3.77)
    SB smootch64 ($10.20)
    BB eldarinho05 ($10)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is UTG+1
    1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, mokilla3 calls $0.40, 1 fold, estroma calls $0.40, 2 folds

    Flop: ($1.35, 3 players)
    Hero bets $0.95, mokilla3 calls $0.95, estroma folds

    Turn: ($3.25, 2 players)
    Hero bets $2.50, mokilla3 raises to $5, Hero goes all-in $9, mokilla3 goes all-in $2.08

    River: ($19.33, 2 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $19.33
    Hero shows two pair, Aces and Nines

    mokilla3 shows a pair of Nines


    Hero wins $18.47 (net +$8.12)

    estroma lost $0.40
    mokilla3 lost $8.43
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
  6. #81
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    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB ($17.96)
    Hero (UTG) ($29.28)
    MP ($25.75)
    Button ($83.95)
    SB ($44.90)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3, A
    2 folds, Button bets $0.85, 1 fold, BB raises to $2.65, Button raises to $83.95 (All-In), BB calls $15.31 (All-In)

    Flop: ($36.02) A, 2, Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($36.02) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($36.02) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $36.02 | Rake: $1.80

    Results:
    Button had K, K (flush, Ace high).
    BB had 4, 3 (flush, Ace high).
    Outcome: Button won $34.22
  7. #82
    Quote Originally Posted by Donachello View Post
    wut

    Full Tilt - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 2 players
    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: $25.00
    Hero (SB): $25.00

    Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

    Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero has T 3

    Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2.50, 2 players) 5 T 3
    BB bets $23.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $23.75 and is all-in

    Turn: ($50.00, 2 players) J

    River: ($50.00, 2 players) 9

    BB shows 7 K (High Card, King) (PreFlop 65%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
    Hero shows T 3 (Two Pair, Tens and Threes) (PreFlop 35%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
    Hero wins $49.50
    spoiler alert! min 3b's bvb are fos
  8. #83
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    was watching him for over 200 hands, got 3 $ from me on AA the same play, got trips on river smallest pair... he paid back with interest plus another few small hands.


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    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($5)
    BB ($5.69)
    UTG ($17.79)
    MP1 ($5)
    MP2 ($9.41)
    Hero (CO) ($12.50)
    Button ($5.33)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with ,
    UTG bets $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 3 folds, UTG calls $0.20

    Flop: ($0.67) , , (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.05, Hero raises to $0.79, UTG calls $0.74

    Turn: ($2.25) (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.05, Hero calls $0.05

    River: ($2.35) (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.05, Hero raises to $1.22, UTG raises to $2.39, Hero raises to $11.36 (All-In), UTG calls $8.97

    Total pot: $25.07 | Rake: $1.24

    Results:
    UTG had 4, A (three of a kind, fours).
    Hero had J, J (full house, Jacks over fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $23.83
  9. #84
    Here's a hand I found in my DB from October @ NL10... villain is a 70/40... fuggin idiots.

    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Button ($9.85)
    SB ($4.30)
    BB ($10.02)
    UTG ($9.28)
    UTG+1 ($10)
    MP1 ($10)
    MP2 ($9.85)
    MP3 ($10)
    Hero (CO) ($10)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with A, 7
    UTG bets $0.20, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.20, 2 folds, BB calls $0.10

    Flop: ($0.65) J, 9, 6 (3 players)
    BB checks, UTG bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, 1 fold

    Turn: ($0.85) Q (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10

    River: ($1.05) 10 (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.10, Hero raises $1, UTG raises $1.80, Hero raises $8.60 (All-In), UTG calls $6.98 (All-In)

    Total pot: $18.81

    Results:
    UTG had K, 9 (straight, King high).
    Hero had A, 7 (flush, Ace high).
    Outcome: Hero won $18.60
    Last edited by StarGrinder; 01-22-2011 at 09:46 AM.
  10. #85
    I'll call this two tards in one! Both were idiots and I really had no concerns about getting it in as you can see why!

    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    8 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Hero ($10.40)
    UTG+1 2_Twink_2 ($10.15)
    MP1 simsobst ($7.54)
    MP2 bbushido ($10.15)
    CO koproskilosk ($8.70)
    BTN Chaos Claws ($10)
    SB PSantosPoker ($10)
    BB maciuss89 ($13.71)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 8 players) Hero is UTG
    Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, simsobst calls $0.40, bbushido calls $0.40, koproskilosk raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6.95, simsobst goes all-in $7.54, bbushido folds, koproskilosk goes all-in $8.70, Hero calls $1.75

    Flop: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $25.49
    Hero shows a pair of Aces

    simsobst shows

    koproskilosk shows


    Hero wins $24.22 (net +$15.52)

    simsobst lost $7.54
    bbushido lost $0.40
    koproskilosk lost $8.70
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
  11. #86
    Villian liked to limp from all positions. I had only played one other hand with him. In my first hand at the table, he limped from MP, I raised 4x from the BB with KQo and he called. I c/f the flop on a low, paired board when he overbet .60 into .40.

    It seemed like he didn't like being raised preflop. This is a few hands later.

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    Button ($2.22)
    Hero (SB) ($11.02)
    BB ($6.88)
    UTG ($9.12)
    UTG+1 ($5.02)
    MP1 ($1.54)
    MP2 ($6.01)
    MP3 ($8.03)
    CO ($5)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, K
    1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.25, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.45, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.20
    Flop: ($1) K, K, 3 (2 players)
    Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $4.57 (All-In), Hero calls $4.57
    Turn: ($10.14) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    River: ($10.14) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $10.14 | Rake: $0.50

    Results:
    Hero had Q, K (full house, Kings over threes).
    UTG+1 had 4, 4 (two pair, Kings and fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $9.64
    Last edited by PlayToWin; 01-24-2011 at 04:21 AM.
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  12. #87
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    Default Love Morons

    I really like it when people don't realize that an 8 high flush isn't that great. This tard was all over the place, betting weak hands to the river.

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    BB ($8.83)
    UTG ($4.71)
    MP1 ($10.03)
    Hero (MP2) ($4.47)
    CO ($12.43)
    Button ($4.93)
    SB ($5)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, A
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 3 folds, BB calls $0.15

    Flop: ($0.42) 5, 3, 7 (2 players)
    BB bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15

    Turn: ($0.72) 10 (2 players)
    BB bets $1.95, Hero raises to $3.90, BB calls $1.95

    River: ($8.52) 7 (2 players)
    BB bets $4.58 (All-In), Hero calls $0.22 (All-In)

    Total pot: $8.96 | Rake: $0.42

    Results:
    BB had 7, 8 (flush, ten high).
    Hero had Q, A (flush, Ace high).
    Outcome: Hero won $8.54

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
  13. #88
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    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG PeoLeo ($27.31)
    UTG+1 sigizmundkrd86 ($13.63)
    MP1 lenderhr ($5.35)
    MP2 Hero ($14.69)
    MP3 emierto ($10.56)
    CO THEmetroplex ($13.34)
    BTN the_dave74 ($10.15)
    SB ravaska ($6.18)
    BB Master_Kopteff ($7.75)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is MP2
    2 folds, lenderhr calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 5 folds, lenderhr calls $0.40

    Flop: ($1.15, 2 players)
    lenderhr bets $1.15, Hero goes all-in $14.19, lenderhr calls $3.70

    Turn: ($20.19, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($20.19, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $20.19
    lenderhr shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $19.47 (net +$4.78)

    lenderhr lost $5.35
  14. #89
    moar deep hands plz:

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP2 ($45.35)
    CO ($95.10)
    Button ($138.70)
    SB ($98.45)
    Hero (BB) ($249.15)
    UTG ($47.30)
    UTG+1 ($50)
    MP1 ($126.50)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 4
    4 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB bets $2, Hero calls $1.50, CO calls $1.50

    Flop: ($6.80) 5, 3, 2 (3 players)
    SB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, CO raises to $10, SB calls $7.50, Hero raises to $20, CO calls $10, 1 fold

    Turn: ($56.80) Q (2 players)
    Hero bets $32, CO raises to $73 (All-In), Hero calls $41

    River: ($202.80) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $202.80 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 6, 4 (straight, six high).
    CO mucked 5, K (one pair, fives).
    Outcome: Hero won $199.80
  15. #90
    Tardfest!

    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    9 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG schlumpfrudi ($19)
    UTG+1 LazaBringas ($8.01)
    MP1 Mashcov777 ($9.40)
    MP2 air_PL ($10.97)
    MP3 jogogo ($7.67)
    CO dblusk123 ($17.98)
    BTN Hero ($17.02)
    SB Crossfire3x ($11.64)
    BB jeisto ($10)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is BTN
    schlumpfrudi raises to $0.20, LazaBringas raises to $0.80, 4 folds, Hero folds, 1 fold, jeisto raises to $2, schlumpfrudi raises to $3.20, LazaBringas calls $2.40, jeisto goes all-in $10, schlumpfrudi goes all-in $19, LazaBringas goes all-in $4.81

    Flop: ($37.06, 3 players, 3 all-in)

    Turn: ($37.06, 3 players, 3 all-in)

    River: ($37.06, 3 players, 3 all-in)

    Final Pot: $37.06
    jeisto shows a pair of Nines

    schlumpfrudi shows

    LazaBringas shows three of a kind, Nines


    LazaBringas wins $22.88 (net +$14.87)

    schlumpfrudi collects $9 (net -$10)
    jeisto collects $3.78 (net -$6.22)
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP1 ($0.73)
    MP2 ($1.69)
    CO ($2.75)
    Hero (Button) ($2.08)
    SB ($1.05)
    BB ($2.60)
    UTG ($3.34)
    UTG+1 ($2.17)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 10
    UTG bets $0.04, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB calls $0.03, 1 fold

    Flop: ($0.22) 7, 9, 10 (5 players)
    SB checks, UTG bets $0.17, MP2 calls $0.17, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.17, 1 fold

    Turn: ($0.73) 6 (3 players)
    UTG bets $0.52, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.04, UTG calls $0.52

    River: ($2.81) A (2 players)
    UTG bets $0.83, Hero calls $0.83 (All-In)

    Total pot: $4.47 | Rake: $0.21

    Villain Shows JQ off.

    Doin it rite?
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    more super-standardness vs 58-0

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    BB ($50)
    UTG ($40.90)
    UTG+1 ($33)
    MP1 ($57.45)
    MP2 ($73)
    CO ($44.10)
    Hero (Button) ($50.35)
    SB ($54.35)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with J, A
    UTG calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero bets $2.25, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.75

    Flop: ($5.25) Q, 3, A (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3

    Turn: ($11.25) 7 (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8

    River: ($27.25) 5 (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $27, UTG calls $27

    Total pot: $81.25 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had J, A (flush, Ace high).
    UTG had 8, A (one pair, Aces).
    Outcome: Hero won $78.25
  18. #93
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    Default Someone learned the value of AKo

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($6)
    BB ($1.72)
    UTG ($2.05)
    UTG+1 ($7.97)
    MP1 ($5.38)
    MP2 ($4.62)
    Hero (CO) ($4.79)
    Button ($5.21)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with 6, 6
    3 folds, MP2 bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, Button raises to $0.50, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $1.10, 1 fold, Button calls $0.60

    Flop: ($2.42) 3, Q, 8 (2 players)
    MP2 checks, Button bets $1.50, MP2 raises to $3, Button raises to $4.11 (All-In), MP2 calls $0.52 (All-In)

    Turn: ($9.46) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($9.46) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $9.46 | Rake: $0.46

    Results:
    Button had A, K (one pair, Queens).
    MP2 had Q, Q (four of a kind, Queens).
    Outcome: MP2 won $9

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  19. #94
    tragic station is tragic

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    BB ($26.20)
    UTG ($34.58)
    MP ($10.83)
    Hero (CO) ($116.29)
    Button ($31.17)
    SB ($52.40)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with J, J
    UTG bets $0.85, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.90, 1 fold, SB calls $2.80, 2 folds

    Flop: ($6.90) J, 7, 2 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, SB calls $3.50

    Turn: ($13.90) 2 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

    River: ($29.90) A (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $18, SB calls $18

    Total pot: $65.90 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    SB had 9, 9 (two pair, nines and twos).
    Hero had J, J (full house, Jacks over twos).
    Outcome: Hero won $62.90
  20. #95
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    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Button ($29.11)
    CO ($41.61)
    UTG ($27.43)
    Hero (MP) ($52.92)
    BB ($36.97)
    SB ($8.75)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q
    1 fold, Hero bets $1, CO calls $1, 3 folds

    Flop: ($2.35) 8, 5, Q (2 players)
    Hero bets $1.68, CO calls $1.68

    Turn: ($5.71) J (2 players)
    Hero checks, CO bets $5.50, Hero raises $50.24 (All-In), CO calls $33.43 (All-In)

    River: ($83.57) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $83.57

    cant be arsed to cahnge it now but he had 22
  21. #96
    I lost a stack earlier when I flopped a set of Aces and villian shoved with a flush draw. He hit it on the river.

    This hand almost made up for it, though.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed)
    MP2 ($3.54)
    CO ($2.69)
    Button ($6.50)
    SB ($12.07)
    BB ($10.79)
    UTG ($8.56)
    UTG+1 ($6.23)
    Hero (MP1) ($12.16)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 2 folds, Button raises to $0.70, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, Button raises to $4.30, Hero raises to $7.60, Button calls $2.20 (All-In)
    Flop: ($13.15) 3, 5, J (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Turn: ($13.15) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    River: ($13.15) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $13.15 | Rake: $0.65

    Results:
    Button had 6, 6 (two pair, sevens and sixes).
    Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).

    Outcome: Hero won $12.50
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  22. #97
    yeah but if he folds AQ, AK, 77-JJ with his 5-bet then it's a pretty sick move amirite
  23. #98
    It might not be a good idea to min-3bet your K's.

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    Hero (UTG+1) ($7.60)
    MP1 ($10.86)
    MP2 ($11.57)
    CO ($8.30)
    Button ($9.55)
    SB ($5.66)
    BB ($3.60)
    UTG ($11.43)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q, Q
    1 fold, Hero bets $0.40, 5 folds, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.30
    Flop: ($1.45) J, 4, Q (2 players)
    BB bets $1.40, Hero raises to $3.10, BB calls $1.50 (All-In)
    Turn: ($7.25) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    River: ($7.25) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $7.25 | Rake: $0.35

    Results:
    BB had K, K (one pair, Kings).
    Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $6.90
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  24. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    It might not be a good idea to min-3bet your K's.

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    Hero (UTG+1) ($7.60)
    MP1 ($10.86)
    MP2 ($11.57)
    CO ($8.30)
    Button ($9.55)
    SB ($5.66)
    BB ($3.60)
    UTG ($11.43)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q, Q
    1 fold, Hero bets $0.40, 5 folds, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.30
    Flop: ($1.45) J, 4, Q (2 players)
    BB bets $1.40, Hero raises to $3.10, BB calls $1.50 (All-In)
    Turn: ($7.25) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    River: ($7.25) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $7.25 | Rake: $0.35

    Results:
    BB had K, K (one pair, Kings).
    Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $6.90
    How was this ever ending up differently? Would you have folded to his c-bet if the flop had been J high?
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  26. #101
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    Stacks:
    UTG ($2.29)
    Hero ($2.43)
    CO ($2.11)
    BTN ($2.17)
    SB ($2)
    BB ($6.65)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.03, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1
    UTG calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.09, CO calls $0.09, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.16, UTG folds, Hero calls $0.07, CO folds

    Flop: ($0.42, 2 players)
    BB bets $0.06, Hero raises to $0.36, BB calls $0.30

    Turn: ($1.14, 2 players)
    BB bets $1.16, Hero goes all-in $1.91, BB calls $0.75

    River: ($4.96, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $4.96
    BB shows

    Hero shows


    Hero wins $4.65 (net +$2.22)

    BB lost $2.43
    UTG lost $0.02
    CO lost $0.09
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  27. #102
    Quote Originally Posted by The Norg View Post
    How was this ever ending up differently? Would you have folded to his c-bet if the flop had been J high?
    My point was about preflop play. Why 3bet at all if he's going to min-3bet? No, I'm probably not going to fold the QQ, even to a shove, given his short-stack but I'm certainly not folding any pair to his min-3bet. He's just making it real cheap for me to see a flop and hit a good card or perhaps fold if a K or A hit the flop.

    If he had posted the hand, all of FTR would tell him to 3bet bigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    My point was about preflop play. Why 3bet at all if he's going to min-3bet? No, I'm probably not going to fold the QQ, even to a shove, given his short-stack but I'm certainly not folding any pair to his min-3bet. He's just making it real cheap for me to see a flop and hit a good card or perhaps fold if a K or A hit the flop.

    If he had posted the hand, all of FTR would tell him to 3bet bigger.
    Well, precisely because his stack is so short, you don't have the correct odds to set mine here. I am not saying at all that his min 3b is a good play, but calling with any pair if you put him on, say, QQ+ for 3betting, does not make you money in the long run because of the lack of implied odds resulting from his short stack. If he had about $5 behind, it would be OK to set mine in position.
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  29. #104
    Quote Originally Posted by daviddem View Post
    Well, precisely because his stack is so short, you don't have the correct odds to set mine here.
    Yea, I know. I figured someone would point that out. I usually go by the 20x rule. I guess the real reason, in this case, is that it was "just .30" and because when I see someone min3bet, I assume they're a bad player. So why not play along and take advatage of that. I didn't 4bet since that may narrow his range to hands that beat mine. If the flop had been J-high, he may have doubled up. He had the better hand, but I got lucky. On the other hand, if I had 22-JJ preflop, I probably would have folded to a standard 3-bet size of 3-4x. Unless, of course, we both had big stacks.

    We also need to be aware that a shortstack is going to be more likely to shove once he makes a bet or when we make a bet or a raise, so we don't want to be surprised when that happens.
    Last edited by PlayToWin; 02-09-2011 at 11:40 PM.
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    Stacks:
    UTG ($2)
    UTG+1 ($4.32)
    MP ($1.90)
    CO ($1.83)
    BTN ($2.36)
    SB ($2.07)
    kickass ($3)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.03, 7 players) kickass is BB
    1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.07, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.07, 1 fold, kickass raises to $0.30, UTG+1 raises to $0.98, BTN folds, kickass calls $0.68

    Flop: ($2.04, 2 players)
    kickass checks, UTG+1 bets $2.04, kickass goes all-in $2.02

    Turn: ($6.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($6.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: $6.10
    UTG+1 shows a pair of Nines

    kickass shows two pair, Queens and Nines


    kickass wins $5.68 (net +$2.68)

    UTG+1 collects $0.02 (net -$3)
    BTN lost $0.07

    super loose super aggro no doubt in my mind i'm getting it in
    Last edited by kickass; 02-12-2011 at 04:18 PM.
  31. #106
    he had a flush draw and an over bra, what d'u want him to do? also just ship pre
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    he wouldve shipped 7s or ace 5 i was surprised he had this good a hand. the only time he ever folded was when he got shipped on pre. his 3 bet was something like 80%. small sample but obvious as fuck. your right though it prolly doesn't look as good to you as it did to me when it happened
  33. #108
    villain 42/11

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    NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
    SB ($4.58)
    BB ($9.49)
    UTG ($4.26)
    UTG+1 ($10.74)
    CO ($13.62)
    Hero ($11.79)
    Dealt to Hero 8 8
    fold, fold, CO raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, fold, BB calls $0.30
    FLOP ($1.25) 4 8 T
    BB bets $1, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $3.30, BB calls $2.30, CO folds
    TURN ($8.85) 4 8 T K
    BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB calls $4
    RIVER ($16.85) 4 8 T K 9
    BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $1.79 (AI)
    Hero shows 8 8
    (Pre 81%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 100.0%)
    BB shows 6 6
    (Pre 19%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 0.0%)
    Hero wins $19.45
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    saw flop | saw showdown

    UTG+1 ($5.95)
    MP1 ($1.83)
    Hero (MP2) ($10.48)
    MP3 ($1.75)
    CO ($3.06)
    Button ($7.21)
    SB ($5)
    BB ($2.05)
    UTG ($2.50)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with ,
    3 folds, Hero bets $0.25, MP3 raises to $1.75 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls $1.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10.48 (All-In), Button calls $5.46 (All-In)

    Flop: ($16.24) , , (3 players, 3 all-in)

    Turn: ($16.24) (3 players, 3 all-in)

    River: ($16.24) (3 players, 3 all-in)

    Total pot: $16.24 | Rake: $0.81

    Results:
    Button had Q, 7 (three of a kind, sixes).
    Hero had K, K (full house, sixes over Kings).
    MP3 had A, K (three of a kind, sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won $15.43


    same Q7o villain

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    UTG ($6.17)
    UTG+1 ($2)
    Hero (MP1) ($5.93)
    MP2 ($1.87)
    MP3 ($3.18)
    CO ($11.61)
    Button ($23.67)
    SB ($2)
    BB ($2.50)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with ,
    2 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 2 folds, CO raises to $0.35, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1, CO calls $0.65

    Flop: ($2.07) , , (2 players)
    Hero checks, CO bets $1.30, Hero calls $1.30

    Turn: ($4.67) (2 players)
    Hero checks, CO bets $9.31 (All-In), Hero calls $3.63 (All-In)

    River: ($11.93) (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $11.93 | Rake: $0.58

    Results:
    Hero had A, K (full house, Kings over Aces).
    CO had 6, 4 (two pair, Kings and fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $11.35

    got to love them. at the end of this hand said i am an idiot for calling turn, "i could have AA idiot! " his words
  35. #110

    *edit to show how bad these players stats are.



    MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 5 players

    Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

    BB: €2.10 >>> 55/9
    UTG: €1.98 >>> 62/25 over 90
    CO: €0.38 >>> 41/6
    BTN: €5.28 >>> 21/1 over 2k
    Hero (SB): €2.50

    Hero posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

    Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has 5 3

    UTG raises to €0.04, CO calls €0.04, BTN calls €0.04, fold, BB calls €0.02

    Flop: (€0.17, 4 players) J 8 6
    BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets €0.04, BTN calls €0.04, fold, UTG calls €0.04

    Turn: (€0.29, 3 players) 7
    UTG checks, CO bets €0.02, BTN raises to €0.34, UTG calls €0.34, fold

    River: (€0.99, 2 players) T
    UTG checks, BTN checks

    UTG shows 2 Q (High Card, Queen)
    BTN shows 4 9 (Flush, Nine High)
    BTN wins €0.90
    Last edited by celtic123; 02-16-2011 at 04:55 PM.
  36. #111
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    lots of these every day. doesnt make them any less halirious

    Hero (CO): $100.00
    BTN: $197.65
    SB: $50.00
    BB: $97.00
    UTG: $100.00

    Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with K A
    1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $24, BB calls $13

    Flop: ($48.50) K K 5 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $17, BB raises to $73 all in, Hero calls $56

    Turn: ($194.50) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

    River: ($194.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

    Final Pot: $194.50
    Hero shows K A (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
    BB shows 2 9 (two pair, Kings and Fives)
    Hero wins $191.50
    (Rake: $3.00)
  37. #112
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    villain here is 88/14 or something. he min raises/3bets pre a lot, flats large 3/4bets OOP with a huge range, and has a heap of other spastic tendencies that don't really affect the play of this hand

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    Hero (CO) ($25.54)
    Button ($27.58)
    SB ($9.40)
    BB ($23.97)
    UTG ($25)
    UTG+1 ($25)
    MP1 ($32.12)
    MP2 ($8.95)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with J, J
    4 folds, Hero bets $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.50, BB calls $3.75

    Flop: ($11.10) 5, 7, 9 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8

    Turn: ($27.10) 4 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB calls $10.47 (All-In)

    River: ($48.04) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $48.04 | Rake: $2.40

    not sure how to include results in the actual hand, but he had K7o
  38. #113
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    no monies 4b pots all too salad

    BB: $94.05
    Hero (UTG): $140.15
    UTG+1: $97.00
    MP1: $103.10
    MP2: $103.00
    CO: $409.10
    BTN: $100.00
    SB: $100.00

    Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A A
    Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $11, 4 folds, Hero raises to $24, MP2 calls $13

    Flop: ($49.50) 9 A 5 (2 players)
    Hero bets $15, MP2 raises to $35, Hero raises to $55, MP2 raises to $79 all in, Hero calls $24

    Turn: ($207.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

    River: ($207.50) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

    Final Pot: $207.50
    Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
    MP2 shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
    Hero wins $204.50
    (Rake: $3.00)
  39. #114
    ^some people just can't call or fold to a small bet/raise
  40. #115
    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 2.15 Tournament, 10/20 Blinds (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    klapper2111 (BB) (t1330)
    Runiv (SB) (t4670)
    Runiv's M: 155.67
    Preflop: Runiv is SB with K, K
    Runiv bets t60, klapper2111 raises to t100, Runiv raises to t220, klapper2111 calls t120
    Flop: (t440) A, A, 10 (2 players)
    klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t80, klapper2111 calls t80
    Turn: (t600) 10 (2 players)
    klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t80, klapper2111 raises to t160, Runiv calls t80
    River: (t920) 4 (2 players)
    klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t120, klapper2111 raises to t240, Runiv raises to t4210 (All-In), klapper2111 calls t630 (All-In)
    Total pot: t2660
    Results:
    Runiv had K, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    klapper2111 had 3, 2 (two pair, Aces and tens).
    Outcome: Runiv won t2660




    Apparently he just read up on game theory. Because he has the worst hand in texas hold'em he's decided to go ahead and turn his hand into a bluff here. And on the river he simply flipped a coin and called so I wouldn't be able to exploit him. It didn't matter if it was heads or tails...
  41. #116
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    you may have played that just as badly as him
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    That's a pretty bold statement considering I gave no information on him at all.
  43. #118
    Villian picked a bad time to bluff. I actually bet a little small on the Turn, trying to put some doubt in his mind, hoping to induce a bet. It worked this time.

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    MP2 ($12.62)
    Hero (CO) ($8.14)
    Button ($5.70)
    SB ($8.33)
    BB ($8)
    UTG ($17.72)
    MP1 ($9.48)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with K, 10
    3 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, 1 fold
    Flop: ($0.70) 5, 3, 7 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40
    Turn: ($1.50) 5 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $0.90, SB raises to $7.63 (All-In), Hero calls $6.54 (All-In)
    River: ($16.38) K (2 players, 2 all-in)
    Total pot: $16.38 | Rake: $0.81

    Results:
    SB had J, Q (one pair, fives).
    Hero had K, 10 (flush, King high).
    Outcome: Hero won $15.57
    Last edited by PlayToWin; 02-21-2011 at 02:10 PM.
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    Villain is 46/8/0.8AF. Did you say passive? (the minraise on the river is a misclick. I was already beating myself for it when he shoved)

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    Hero (Button) ($5)
    SB ($5.11)
    BB ($5)
    UTG ($8.28)
    UTG+1 ($3.09)
    MP1 ($4.62)
    MP2 ($5.21)
    MP3 ($7.71)
    CO ($4)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 7
    UTG calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.25, 3 folds, MP2 calls $0.20

    Flop: ($0.62) 3, K, 4 (2 players)
    MP2 checks, Hero bets $0.45, MP2 calls $0.45

    Turn: ($1.52) 4 (2 players)
    MP2 checks, Hero checks

    River: ($1.52) 7 (2 players)
    MP2 bets $1.46, Hero raises to $2.92, MP2 raises to $4.38, Hero calls $1.38 (All-In)

    Total pot: $10.12 | Rake: $0.67

    Results:
    Hero had 7, 7 (full house, sevens over fours).
    MP2 had A, K (two pair, Kings and fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $9.45
    Last edited by daviddem; 02-21-2011 at 07:24 PM.
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    This is truly shocking, villain is a loose station and a propper drooler who donates to my roll regularly, but has sadly dropped down in stakes recently. I still can't get my head around the river call.

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    BB ($49.25)
    UTG ($113.80)
    MP1 ($50)
    MP2 ($53.75)
    Hero (CO) ($54.65)
    Button ($83.75)
    SB ($52.55)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
    UTG bets $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $3

    Flop: ($9.75) 4, 10, Q (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $7, UTG calls $7

    Turn: ($23.75) K (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18

    River: ($59.75) Q (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero bets $25.15 (All-In), UTG calls $25.15

    Total pot: $110.05 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    UTG had J, 10 (two pair, Queens and tens).
    Hero had Q, Q (four of a kind, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $107.05
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    ^^That would be the donk rule #1---the bluff call
    Followed by the popular "Lookie there, ain't all them queens purty."

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  47. #122
    It would be impossible for him to put me on my exact hand, but he should have suspected an overpair at the least.

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    MP1 ($10.10)
    MP2 ($14.61)
    CO ($7.13)
    Button ($12.98)
    SB ($3.90)
    Hero (BB) ($16.40)
    UTG ($9.50)
    UTG+1 ($4.76)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 5, 10
    3 folds, MP2 calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero checks
    Flop: ($0.35) 9, 5, 10 (3 players)
    Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.60, MP2 raises to $1, Hero calls $0.40
    Turn: ($2.35) 5 (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP2 bets $3, Hero calls $3
    River: ($8.35) 2 (2 players)
    Hero bets $3.10, MP2 raises to $10.51 (All-In), Hero calls $7.41
    Total pot: $29.37 | Rake: $1.44

    Results:
    Hero had 5, 10 (full house, fives over tens).
    MP2 had K, 10 (two pair, tens and fives).
    Outcome: Hero won $27.93
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  48. #123
    To be fair, I'll post one of my retarded hands. Villian is a 12/8 nit. Once he raised me, I knew I was behind his range but just couldn't fold.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    Hero (BB) ($12.82)
    UTG ($15.47)
    UTG+1 ($11.41)
    MP1 ($4.54)
    MP2 ($12.33)
    MP3 ($2.08)
    CO ($2.80)
    Button ($3.79)
    SB ($10)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
    1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.30, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $0.70, SB calls $0.70
    Flop: ($3) 3, 4, 2 (3 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, 1 fold, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.20
    Turn: ($11) 9 (2 players)
    SB bets $5 (All-In), Hero calls $5
    River: ($21) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $21 | Rake: $1.02

    Results:
    SB had 4, 4 (three of a kind, fours).
    Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
    Outcome: SB won $19.98
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  49. #124
    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    To be fair, I'll post one of my retarded hands. Villian is a 12/8 nit. Once he raised me, I knew I was behind his range but just couldn't fold.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    Hero (BB) ($12.82)
    UTG ($15.47)
    UTG+1 ($11.41)
    MP1 ($4.54)
    MP2 ($12.33)
    MP3 ($2.08)
    CO ($2.80)
    Button ($3.79)
    SB ($10)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
    1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.30, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $0.70, SB calls $0.70
    Flop: ($3) 3, 4, 2 (3 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, 1 fold, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.20
    Turn: ($11) 9 (2 players)
    SB bets $5 (All-In), Hero calls $5
    River: ($21) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $21 | Rake: $1.02

    Results:
    SB had 4, 4 (three of a kind, fours).
    Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
    Outcome: SB won $19.98
    what the fuck is this

    this is the 'no money microstakes everybody's solid thread'

    not the 'I couldn't fold overpair to obvious set thread'
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  50. #125
    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    what the fuck is this

    this is the 'no money microstakes everybody's solid thread'

    not the 'I couldn't fold overpair to obvious set thread'
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Lmao.

    We all have spews in our DB , our own un-solid plays belong on here too.
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    godddamn of i fucking love this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    our own un-solid plays belong on here too.
    Damn, I could fill a page or two.

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
  53. #128
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    Stacks:
    UTG Hero ($55.75)
    UTG+1 mengying8 ($11.66)
    MP Noviur ($9.30)
    CO Zihuatanejo3 ($26.63)
    BTN It$_Per$onaL ($25)
    SB ulpi130 ($26.07)
    BB MaestroLoL ($25.60)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 7 players) Hero is UTG
    Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, ulpi130 calls $0.90, 1 fold

    Flop: ($2.25, 2 players)
    ulpi130 bets $0.75, Hero raises to $1.50, ulpi130 calls $0.75

    Turn: ($5.25, 2 players)
    ulpi130 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, ulpi130 calls $3.50

    River: ($15.25, 2 players)
    ulpi130 bets $5.50, Hero goes all-in $48.25, ulpi130 goes all-in $13.07

    Final Pot: $82.07
    ulpi130 shows three of a kind, Fours

    Hero shows a full house, Sixes full of Fours


    Hero wins $80.07 (net +$24.32)

    ulpi130 lost $26.07

    Actually it isn't that bad, minus the flop. But still loved it. And my play was meh, at best.
    Last edited by !Luck; 02-26-2011 at 02:01 PM.
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    This is in a $10 tourney with 3k entries, just inside the money.


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    saw flop | saw showdown

    CO (t19142)
    Button (t20794)
    SB (t42539)
    Hero (BB) (t30645)
    UTG (t46262)
    UTG+1 (t21902)
    MP1 (t21040)
    MP2 (t55835)
    MP3 (t22430)

    Hero's M: 11.67

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, 8
    7 folds, SB calls t500, Hero bets t3000, SB calls t2000

    Flop: (t7125) 9, Q, Q (2 players)
    SB bets t3000, Hero raises to t6000, SB calls t3000

    Turn: (t19125) 3 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets t7000, SB calls t7000

    River: (t33125) 9 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets t14520 (All-In), SB calls t14520

    Total pot: t62165

    Results:
    SB had 5, 5 (two pair, Queens and nines).
    Hero had 10, 8 (two pair, Queens and nines).
    Outcome: Hero won t62165
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    Default Bad timing for a steal from the retard

    On the last orbit, the retard saw the UTG player fold to a 3x re-raise from me. He was probably tilted because he sat down with $2 and two hands ago the big stack took him for $1.50 with a runner/runner flush.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    UTG ($3.09)
    retard (MP) ($0.50)
    Hero (CO) ($6.34)
    Button ($3.41)
    SB ($12.50)
    BB ($0.70)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with J, 10
    UTG bets $0.15, retard raises to $0.50 (All-In), 4 folds, UTG calls $0.35

    Flop: ($1.07) 5, 3, J (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($1.07) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($1.07) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $1.07 | Rake: $0.05

    Results:
    UTG had A, A (full house, Aces over fives).
    retard had 10, 8 (one pair, fives).
    Outcome: UTG won $1.02

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  56. #131
    Villian had just sucked out a couple hands earlier when he went all in w/AJo against KK and was now the table bully. This may not have been the best on my part but I knew his range was mega wide and he would put me in with much worse, didn't think quite that bad but wth!


    $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
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    Stacks:
    UTG beavis179 ($12.43)
    UTG+1 nzz666 ($5.07)
    CO Teh pwn0r0r ($12.50)
    BTN imfishcallme ($7.50)
    SB Hero ($5.05)
    BB annalyn450 ($25.35)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 6 players) Hero is SB
    4 folds, Hero raises to $0.14, annalyn450 calls $0.09

    Flop: ($0.28, 2 players)
    Hero checks, annalyn450 checks

    Turn: ($0.28, 2 players)
    Hero bets $0.22, annalyn450 raises to $1.20, Hero calls $0.98

    River: ($2.68, 2 players)
    Hero checks, annalyn450 bets $4, Hero goes all-in $3.71

    Final Pot: $10.39
    annalyn450 shows a pair of Queens

    Hero shows a flush, Ace high


    Hero wins $9.61 (net +$4.56)

    annalyn450 collects $0.29 (net -$5.05)
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    (3:35:23 PM) yaawn: a lot better postflop after playing CAP
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    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($19.54)
    Hero (BB) ($25)
    UTG ($21.23)
    UTG+1 ($22.66)
    MP1 ($24.75)
    MP2 ($28.39)
    MP3 ($30.62)
    CO ($10.37)
    Button ($8.90)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 5
    7 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

    Flop: ($0.50) 4, 7, J (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $0.33, SB calls $0.33

    Turn: ($1.16) 7 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks

    River: ($1.16) 6 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $1.05, SB raises to $18.96 (All-In), Hero calls $17.91

    Total pot: $39.08 | Rake: $1.95

    Results:
    SB had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
    Hero had 3, 5 (straight, seven high).
    Outcome: Hero won $37.13
  59. #134
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    Default I love tards!

    This tard would limp everything pre and then try to force people off their hands. After they folded, he'd show the stupidest garbage.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    Button ($2.61)
    Hero (SB) ($6.53)
    BB ($2.33)
    UTG ($5.83)
    tard (UTG+1) ($8.07)
    MP1 ($1.49)
    MP2 ($3.97)
    CO ($3.43)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 9
    1 fold, tard calls $0.05, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.03, BB checks

    Flop: ($0.20) 5, 7, 6 (4 players)
    Hero bets $0.09, 1 fold, tard raises to $0.18, MP2 calls $0.18, Hero raises to $0.69, tard raises to $1.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.48 (All-In), tard calls $5.28

    Turn: ($13.34) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($13.34) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $13.34 | Rake: $0.66

    Results:
    Hero had 8, 9 (straight flush, nine high).
    tard had 4, 9 (three of a kind, fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $12.68

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  60. #135
    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    This tard would limp everything pre and then try to force people off their hands. After they folded, he'd show the stupidest garbage.
    Then why try to push him off his garbage? Why not let him keep bluffing later streets? Good example of a bluff call though!

    Just saying...
  61. #136
    Quote Originally Posted by Smith View Post
    Then why try to push him off his garbage? Why not let him keep bluffing later streets? Good example of a bluff call though!

    Just saying...
    yeah that shove is terrible. a CiB would have been a billion times sexier when villain's range contains mostly crap that can't call a shove.
  62. #137
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    UTG is 37/17/1.5 over 46 and his CO fish friend is 33/14/1.8 over 36

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    Hero (BB) ($5)
    UTG ($4.73)
    UTG+1 ($2.63)
    MP1 ($5)
    MP2 ($9.47)
    CO ($5.57)
    Button ($4.95)
    SB ($6.07)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
    UTG bets $0.10, UTG+1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, CO calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.50, UTG calls $0.40, 1 fold, CO calls $0.40

    Flop: ($1.62) 10, 3, K (3 players)
    Hero bets $1.25, UTG calls $1.25, 1 fold

    Turn: ($4.12) 3 (2 players)
    Hero bets $3.25 (All-In), UTG calls $2.98 (All-In)

    River: ($10.08) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $10.08 | Rake: $0.67

    Results:
    Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and threes).
    UTG had 3, 4 (three of a kind, threes).
    Outcome: UTG won $9.41

    Ensues following conversation between UTG and CO:

    GoHuskers1984 (CO): nice call
    FlowM (UTG): thx
    FlowM: took ne some time to figure it out
    FlowM: I put him on AQ preflop
    FlowM: or AK
    GoHuskers1984: i thought he had AA KK or QQ so i was kinda sccared of the K
    GoHuskers1984: otherwise i was gonna draw on him too :P
    FlowM: actually
    FlowM: it was kinda a stupid call
    FlowM: but I end up as a hero
    GoHuskers1984: you had 5 outs, with implied odds it's proably a good call
    GoHuskers1984: i guess if you had him on AA
    FlowM: well
    FlowM: didnt know
    FlowM: bout my outs
    FlowM: since he may have gad
    FlowM: had
    FlowM: KK
    GoHuskers1984: haha well he didn't!
    FlowM:
    GoHuskers1984: and at this point i suppose that's what is important
    FlowM: true that

    keep playing, guys... SOLID!

    FWIW, the flop call is not good, even with implied odds, even if he knew for sure I have no set.
    Last edited by daviddem; 03-04-2011 at 05:54 AM.
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    hahahaha that chat is hilarious
  64. #139
    I'm still waiting to get paid off by some of these fish this month. Still... waiting. I had already tagged this fish and isolated with a raise. MP1 came along until the flop. I had a good read on the fish so I loved seeing the shove.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    UTG ($3.14)
    UTG+1 ($10.85)
    MP1 ($7.86)
    MP2 ($4.80)
    CO ($10)
    Hero (Button) ($8.25)
    SB ($13.60)
    BB ($5.74)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, J
    UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.40, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.30, MP1 calls $0.30
    Flop: ($1.35) 2, 8, Q (3 players)
    UTG bets $2.74 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $2.74
    Turn: ($6.83) K (2 players, 1 all-in)
    River: ($6.83) A (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $6.83 | Rake: $0.33

    Results:
    Hero had Q, J (one pair, Queens).
    UTG had 2, A (two pair, Aces and twos).
    Outcome: UTG won $6.50
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  65. #140
    Here's another hand where the designated fish showed true 'fish power' to crush the better hand. Fishy had a big stack when I left the table to go to a party.

    I call preflop for set odds and fold missed flop to the 2 overcards. The fish in the CO isn't worried.

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
    MP1 ($10.17)
    MP2 ($9.40)
    CO ($12.25)
    Button ($10)
    SB ($10)
    BB ($13.61)
    UTG ($11.61)
    Hero (UTG+1) ($12.39)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7, 7
    UTG bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, 2 folds, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds
    Flop: ($1.35) 3, 9, J (3 players)
    UTG bets $0.90, Hero folds, CO raises to $1.80, UTG raises to $3.80, CO calls $2
    Turn: ($8.95) 3 (2 players)
    UTG bets $7.41 (All-In), CO calls $7.41
    River: ($23.77) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)
    Total pot: $23.77 | Rake: $1.16

    Results:
    UTG had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and threes).
    CO had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over threes).
    Outcome: CO won $22.61
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    Stacks:
    kickass ($7.36)
    UTG+1 ($4.93)
    MP ($6.02)
    CO ($7.07)
    BTN ($6.59)
    SB ($5.45)
    BB ($3)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 7 players) kickass is UTG
    kickass raises to $0.20, 1 fold, MP calls $0.20, 1 fold, BTN raises to $0.55, 2 folds, kickass calls $0.35, MP folds

    Flop: ($1.37, 2 players)
    kickass checks, BTN bets $0.85, kickass calls $0.85

    Turn: ($3.07, 2 players)
    kickass checks, BTN bets $1.05, kickass calls $1.05

    River: ($5.17, 2 players)
    kickass checks, BTN goes all-in $4.14, kickass calls $4.14

    Final Pot: $13.45
    BTN shows

    kickass shows two pair, Aces and Kings


    kickass wins $12.56 (net +$5.97)

    BTN lost $6.59
    MP lost $0.20


    dont call oop in 3 bet pots
  67. #142
    Quote Originally Posted by daviddem View Post

    FWIW, the flop call is not good, even with implied odds, even if he knew for sure I have no set.
    tilt forum is that way sir....tarnishing our thread with your complaints....this is a happy thread
  68. #143
    it tilts me that like 1/5 of these hands should have been posted in their own thread and actual improvement could have been made
  69. #144
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    Bought in for $4 (I know, bad shotglass). 2nd orbit at the table and ran great for the first few winning 3 of the 1st four at showdown, one without showdown, folded a few and then this:

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    Button ($2.88)
    Moron (SB) ($5)
    Hero (BB) ($5.03)
    UTG ($4.16)
    MP1 ($5.31)
    MP2 ($9.18)
    CO ($1.60)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K, Q
    1 fold, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, CO calls $0.05, 1 fold, Moron calls $0.03, Hero checks

    Flop: ($0.20) 5, 10, J (4 players)
    Moron bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20

    Turn: ($0.80) A (3 players)
    Moron bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, CO calls $0.40

    River: ($2) 7 (3 players)
    Moron bets $0.65, Hero raises to $1.30, 1 fold, Moron raises to $4.35 (All-In), Hero calls $3.05

    Total pot: $10.70 | Rake: $0.53

    Results:
    Moron mucked A, 8 (one pair, Aces).
    Hero had K, Q (straight, Ace high).
    Outcome: Hero won $10.17

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  70. #145
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    So um, minraise on river, what?

    Are you sure he's the moron here?
  71. #146
    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    So um, minraise on river, what?

    Are you sure he's the moron here?

    Doh.....


    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I had the idea for this thread a while back, and finally decided to make it. Post your microstakes hands that make you lololol at poker because your opponents play so terribly. Then when anyone bitches or complains about how hard microstakes are, link them to this thread. Since I started playing again a few days ago and am going to run back through micros real quick, here's my contribution.


    Also I sure wish people understood the intent of this thread when it began. It was meant for the really crazy type hands. Not the gee if the flush would have hit I would have lost my ass and he hit top pair shitty kicker. We only want to see really crazy hands in this thread as intended!
    Last edited by HarleyGuy13; 03-10-2011 at 04:47 PM.
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  72. #147
    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    So um, minraise on river, what?

    Are you sure he's the moron here?
    Dude, results indicate that it's a brilliant induction raise cuz he knew that villain would spazz with his TPNK.
  73. #148
    UTG+1: 24/16 over 62 hands
    CO: 36/27 over 22 hands, 3bet 4/11 (36%)

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB ($53.60)
    UTG ($50)
    UTG+1 ($42.40)
    Hero (MP1) ($60.40)
    MP2 ($53.35)
    MP3 ($79.85)
    CO ($29.45)
    Button ($17.75)
    SB ($50)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q
    1 fold, UTG+1 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO raises to $29.45 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls $24.95

    Flop: ($61.15) 6, 10, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($61.15) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($61.15) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $61.15 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and tens).
    CO had 9, 4 (one pair, tens).
    Outcome: Hero won $58.15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    So um, minraise on river, what?

    Are you sure he's the moron here?
    I figured that given my past aggression that with a minraise OTR he'd go spastic. I just didn't expect him to shove with TPNK. Had he not shoved this missed FD when there was an obvious straight showing, then I wouldn't have added it here.

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    feelin' allright
    Hmm...

    Also I sure wish people understood the intent of this thread when it began. It was meant for the really crazy type hands. Not the gee if the flush would have hit I would have lost my ass and he hit top pair shitty kicker. We only want to see really crazy hands in this thread as intended!
    Maybe I'm missing something but, why is what I posted any less crazy than this? Because 'Gee, if the queen hits I would have lost my ass'

    Quote Originally Posted by HarleyGuy13 View Post
    I'll call this two tards in one! Both were idiots and I really had no concerns about getting it in as you can see why!

    $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
    8 Players
    Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Hero ($10.40)
    UTG+1 2_Twink_2 ($10.15)
    MP1 simsobst ($7.54)
    MP2 bbushido ($10.15)
    CO koproskilosk ($8.70)
    BTN Chaos Claws ($10)
    SB PSantosPoker ($10)
    BB maciuss89 ($13.71)

    Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 8 players) Hero is UTG
    Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, simsobst calls $0.40, bbushido calls $0.40, koproskilosk raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6.95, simsobst goes all-in $7.54, bbushido folds, koproskilosk goes all-in $8.70, Hero calls $1.75

    Flop: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

    Final Pot: $25.49
    Hero shows a pair of Aces

    simsobst shows

    koproskilosk shows


    Hero wins $24.22 (net +$15.52)

    simsobst lost $7.54
    bbushido lost $0.40
    koproskilosk lost $8.70

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.

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