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    Default Official SEXY Thread...Please ADD (Very NSFW)

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    do the images really need to be poster size?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    i love this thread.... i'll add later because i'm already late for my mandate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    i already love this thread
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    yo
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    did the other thread officially die?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    i love this thread.... i'll add later because i'm already late for my mandate!
    i figured it would be popular, but i guess not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    did the other thread officially die?
    Not sure, but i was tired of waiting and thought this title might spped up the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    hey triptanes how bout one that doesnt require a 30" monitor. still a good pic tho.

    if someone could find some really fine black/asian women that would be dope.
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    i love this thread.... i'll add later because i'm already late for my mandate!
    i figured it would be popular, but i guess not.
    too soon
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    Oh Canada!!!



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    Even though she is a lost cause now. I still find this one of the hottest pictures ever!!


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    I know she's a porn star, but I'm in love with her, what do I do?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I know she's a porn star, but I'm in love with her, what do I do?
    get together and dyke it out obviously.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I know she's a porn star, but I'm in love with her, what do I do?
    get together and dyke it out obviously.
    And for god's sake post the nudes of said act.

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    You guys are a bunch of perverts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    You guys are a bunch of sexperts.
    FYP. :P
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    sorry
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    wesrman, as much as we like to see it, you're not supposed to be showing "such" a picture directly in the thread...

    A link to it is fine. but any pictures actually "In" the thread need to have the bits and pieces still covered! Thanks!
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    sorry ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I know she's a porn star, but I'm in love with her, what do I do?
    shoot a moviefilm with her
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    [X] thread delivers
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    wesrman, as much as we like to see it, you're not supposed to be showing "such" a picture directly in the thread...
    A link to it is fine. but any pictures actually "In" the thread need to have the bits and pieces still covered! Thanks!
    Thread delivered a hell of a lot more before this.
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    wow-wa-wee-wa!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Seriously I'm disgusted by you pigs idolizing womens' bodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Seriously I'm disgusted by you pigs idolizing womens' bodies.
    Please stop taking up valuable space if you aren't going to add to the greatness that is this thread.


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    this is probably the best free porn ever. this girl is UNBELIEVABLE in doggy style. http://www.redtube.com/8226

    fast forward like 10 minutes i think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Seriously I'm disgusted by you pigs idolizing womens' bodies.
    levelling hyppocrite
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    this is probably the best free porn ever. this girl is UNBELIEVABLE in doggy style. http://www.redtube.com/8226

    fast forward like 10 minutes i think.
    you speak the truths.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Seriously I'm disgusted by you pigs idolizing womens' bodies.
    Please stop taking up valuable space if you aren't going to add to the greatness that is this thread.
    I'm too busy dreaming of Church to respond to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    this is probably the best free porn ever. this girl is UNBELIEVABLE in doggy style. http://www.redtube.com/8226

    fast forward like 10 minutes i think.
    Yeah I love it when my girl does that shit.

    Especially when I bust a load in her pooper.
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    best double post of all time???
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    this is probably the best free porn ever. this girl is UNBELIEVABLE in doggy style. http://www.redtube.com/8226

    fast forward like 10 minutes i think.
    Brazilian, LDO
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    so do you guys just jack off all day long or what?

    I mean im not trying to be self righteously indignant here, I look at porn as much as the next guy.

    re: that porn. I don't get ppls fascination with anal, and i also FUCKING HATE PORN WITH THAT RETARDED, AWFUL FUCKING MUSIC IN IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    re: that porn. I don't get ppls fascination with anal, and i also FUCKING HATE PORN WITH THAT RETARDED, AWFUL FUCKING MUSIC IN IT.
    i agree on both parts, but you cant deny the talent in that clip.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    WHAT THE FUCK ????????????????????????????
    Why u gotta do that shit to a perfectly good thread????????????????
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    ban...
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    I think a line has been crossed here.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I think a line has been crossed here.

    Truer words were never spoke, and funny as hell too.


    Quote Originally Posted by |~|ypermegachi
    ban...
    Ditto.

    and please |~|ypermegachi ...
    add to the thread.
    We need more pics of that gorgeous chick in your avatar.
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    mmmm girl in a basket!
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    Sorry about the boobies in the thus far boobieless thread
    for me it's all about the eyes
    I love about 80% of the following:






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    what's wrong ug posted a pic of gay people kissing and so did i???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Sorry about the boobies in the thus far boobieless thread
    for me it's all about the eyes
    I love about 80% of the following:


    HOLY SHIT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    so do you guys just jack off all day long or what?

    I mean im not trying to be self righteously indignant here, I look at porn as much as the next guy.

    re: that porn. I don't get ppls fascination with anal, and i also FUCKING HATE PORN WITH THAT RETARDED, AWFUL FUCKING MUSIC IN IT.
    you probably only like missionary... anything else simply be gratuitous, amirite?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    no i like all sorts of vaginal and oral sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    so do you guys just jack off all day long or what?

    I mean im not trying to be self righteously indignant here, I look at porn as much as the next guy.

    re: that porn. I don't get ppls fascination with anal, and i also FUCKING HATE PORN WITH THAT RETARDED, AWFUL FUCKING MUSIC IN IT.
    {porn Renton hates}
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    ha bankitdrew likes the emo/goth grils!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I think a line has been crossed here.

    hahaha awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    I don't get ppls fascination with anal
    i dont understand the fasination with anal either, but im down with the rest of it..lol
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    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself


    bad quality but WOW jessica alba is amazing






    btw i like butts
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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