Randomness thread, part two.

[Warpe]

mine are called Russia and Canada

[a500lbgorilla]

It was so cold out this morning, my balls shrank to the size of watermelons.

[JKDS]

It was so cold out this morning, my balls shrank to the size of watermelons.

????

[a500lbgorilla]

My tailor helps fit them inside my pants.

[wufwugy]

mine are called Russia and Canada

that's funny cuz my dick is called alpha centauri

[Warpe]

that's funny cuz my dick is called alpha centauri

tiny prick of light?

[wufwugy]

well i used to think that salma hayek was hot. now shes just annoying

Salma Hayek Snake FREAK OUT: Watch Her Scream, Jump During Interview (VIDEO)

[fjuanl]

This is disturbing

YouTube - Japanese Hornets

[kiwiMark]

Infographic: Tallest Mountain to Deepest Ocean Trench

[JKDS]

This is disturbing

YouTube - Japanese Hornets

[rong]

Wuf,

you once had (a year ago maybe?) a link from a thread on here to an economics lecture by a woman who was looking at the typical family's household expenditure both now and in the 60's (I think) and looking at how it had changed with the addittion of the second parent working.

Any idea what I'm on about? If so, can you give me the link again, or a link to the link.

Cheers

[a500lbgorilla]

Check out this video of my buddy that's gone viral.

Chimpanzee Rapes a Frog…Seriously : Video Gone Viral

[Ash256]

^ that was grim.

[rong]

Fuck Tup!!

[wufwugy]

Wuf,

you once had (a year ago maybe?) a link from a thread on here to an economics lecture by a woman who was looking at the typical family's household expenditure both now and in the 60's (I think) and looking at how it had changed with the addittion of the second parent working.

Any idea what I'm on about? If so, can you give me the link again, or a link to the link.

Cheers

Elizabeth Warren broskie

The Queen of Pop. Or more like the Queen of Finances and Economics and Other Awesome Stuff

YouTube - The Coming Collapse of the Middle Class

You might wanna read this as well. It's a good synopsis of the essential fact of why US economy is the way it is, but not really into detail as to why that fact exists

Robert Reich (Why the Main Street Economy Isn't Getting Any Better)

Things are bad, and they have been for decades. Much of the bad has been behind the scenes shoving all the chips into the hands of the de facto Oligarchy, it's been getting worse as it cascades, and it has become abundantly clear that the powers that be have so much control that they're stopping at simply saving Wall Street and fuck everybody else

I see two different ways out of the problem, both are long term.

1) Our Lost Half-Century begins to look more like a Lost Century and the top 1% of earners begin to feel the hit so hard that they even stop lobbying hard against beneficial middle class policy (this would be a pretty abysmal way to go given that median labor would have to get crushed in order for the royalty to feel it),

2) Our long-lasting economic woes breeds a new kind of voter much like what happened in the Depression. Baby Boomers and other generations who lived through relatively luscious economic times pissed away the gifts from their parents, and we now have to fix it. The sad thing is that us fixing it is not the easiest thing to imagine given that we're making every mistake at every turn, pumped by the greatest propaganda machines the world has known. It will take a whole lot of shit for our society to create its own Edward Murrow and FDR

[Lukie]

just threw into my crockpot the following:

cut up potatoes
chopped onions
chopped celery
baby carrots
6 smelly chicken boneless skinless chicken thighs
salt, pepper, soy sauce

my awful cooking aside, the chicken breats were dated 6/13 and it is currently now 6/13. they smelled kind of bad, not terribly rotten, but certainly not appetizing either. normally i'd just throw them away but i decided to be adventerous, unless somebody convinces me that it's a really bad idea.

they are going to cook on low for 8-10 hours in the crock pot.

will i die/get food poisoning?

[boost]

just threw into my crockpot the following:

cut up potatoes
chopped onions
chopped celery
baby carrots
6 smelly chicken boneless skinless chicken thighs
salt, pepper, soy sauce

my awful cooking aside, the chicken breats were dated 6/13 and it is currently now 6/13. they smelled kind of bad, not terribly rotten, but certainly not appetizing either. normally i'd just throw them away but i decided to be adventerous, unless somebody convinces me that it's a really bad idea.

they are going to cook on low for 8-10 hours in the crock pot.

will i die/get food poisoning?

meh, you should be fine, but then again I wouldnt eat/serve it. Chicken can get a pretty strong odor though when it gets a bit old. But its going to be fully cooked, and for 8+ hours.. youll be fine, but I wouldnt be surprised if the chicken tastes a bit funny.

[a500lbgorilla]

Personally, it would completely depend on how much of a nose-full I can handle. If it smells funny but I can fill a lung without recoiling, it's gotta be safe after you apply enough heat.

[BennyLaRue]

Aside from the question as to if the meat is spoiled, you shouldn't cook meat the entire time in a slowcooker on low. It's not enough heat to kill the bacteria normally killed through the cooking process, chicken especially. If it's a simple hi/lo setting like most are, cook it on high for a couple of hours, then turn it to low for the rest of the cooking time. You're trying to get the meat to a temp above 140F.

[rong]

Elizabeth Warren broskie

The Queen of Pop. Or more like the Queen of Finances and Economics and Other Awesome Stuff

YouTube - The Coming Collapse of the Middle Class

That's the one, great stuff. Thanks.

Will try and check out the other one if I ever get time.

[UG]

young horny nude cheerleaders getting sex

FUCK and YES. WHERE???

[UG]

WTF, guy was promoting awesome stuff!

think about these words. young (awesome), horny (yes!), nude (fuck yes!), cheerleaders (YOU CAN CHEER FOR MY DICK!), getting sex (WOOOOOOOOT!?).

[boost]

Aside from the question as to if the meat is spoiled, you shouldn't cook meat the entire time in a slowcooker on low. It's not enough heat to kill the bacteria normally killed through the cooking process, chicken especially. If it's a simple hi/lo setting like most are, cook it on high for a couple of hours, then turn it to low for the rest of the cooking time. You're trying to get the meat to a temp above 140F.

Even on the low setting a slow cooker gets above 140. But you are right that you should do the initial cooking on high, but thats because you want to shorten the amount of time that the food is in the temperature danger zone (40-140°F) Not because you are worried that the food wont reach a temp over 140.

[donkbee]

I always use meat on the best before date or a day after. I guess I should stop doing that.

[a500lbgorilla]

WTF, guy was promoting awesome stuff!

think about these words. young (awesome), horny (yes!), nude (fuck yes!), cheerleaders (YOU CAN CHEER FOR MY DICK!), getting sex (WOOOOOOOOT!?).

You should be President.

[Halv]

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

most awesome newst story lead ever?

BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang

[bigred]

I always use meat on the best before date or a day after. I guess I should stop doing that.

I bet you do, baby...I bet you do

[Chelle]

in a storm in my best dresssss feeeeeearlessssssssssssss!


im in love with this song from taylor swift, i'm such a loser, hahaha

[BennyLaRue]

Looks like a bird, imo.

[Warpe]

[Luco]

the zidane headbutt will never die.

Next, epic beard man w/ vuvuzela

[Ash256]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9w9AfptGGQ
Are You Serious? - Encyclopedia Dramatica

really wasn't sure whether to give this its own thread

my thoughts: can't see the problem. The girl in pink who was preventing the arrest needed to be removed from the situation and/or arrested, but he couldn't arrest the girl in pink without the shouty girl escaping. Twatting her is a fine option.

IMO the cop did a great job of arresting the mouthy girl, considering that it's standard practise pretty much everywhere to tase/spray annoying people who are resisting arrest, especially when they get into 4 year old temper tantrum mode

[bigred]

the zidane headbutt will never die.

Next, epic beard man w/ vuvuzela

such a good meme

[a500lbgorilla]

FOXNews.com - Kids, 5, and 7, Kill Wanted Indian Criminal

A 5 and 7 year old walk into a police station and declare that they've killed a career criminal. They then lead the police to his hacked up body.

I was playing with 40 piece puzzles at 5 and 7.

[kiwiMark]

FOXNews.com - Kids, 5, and 7, Kill Wanted Indian Criminal

A 5 and 7 year old walk into a police station and declare that they've killed a career criminal. They then lead the police to his hacked up body.

I was playing with 40 piece puzzles at 5 and 7.

It used to piss me off so hard when those things were missing a piece. Like you've got it all put together and then you realise the index finger is missing.

[boost]

YouTube - 20744801253_ORIG.mov

the ride home after just buying this bike. No plates, friend tailgated me to keep the fuzz off my back. This is my first time riding a motorcycle on the street. Shit was awesome.

[wufwugy]

The George Josef Mengele Bush Administration. Elected by the Third Republican Reich

YouTube - Did CIA Doctors Test Torture Techniques on Prisoners?

[bigred]

coolest pic ever - sky divers watching shuttle launch

click on link cause it's huge, don't want to post ITT

http://i.imgur.com/NwfUx.jpg

[Warpe]

gay or nay?

msnbc.com Video Player

[BennyLaRue]

gay or nay?

msnbc.com Video Player

Rhetorical question?

[BankItDrew]

gay or nay?

msnbc.com Video Player

How did you come across this video, warpe? hrm?



fag

[BooG690]

He's just happy. God.

[BankItDrew]

coolest pic ever - sky divers watching shuttle launch

click on link cause it's huge, don't want to post ITT

http://i.imgur.com/NwfUx.jpg

wallpapered

[bigred]

I like the fact that he's trying to market healthy food to kids. +EV for all these fatty youngins who are going to lose legs from diabetes by age 25.

As for that yay or nay, when do kids start to recognize they're gay? They said he was 15.

[Warpe]

I like the fact that he's trying to market healthy food to kids. +EV for all these fatty youngins who are going to lose legs from diabetes by age 25.

As for that yay or nay, when do kids start to recognize they're gay? They said he was 15.

Obviously, I'm stereotyping the kid...but...but...how can he not be? Would be weird if he doesn't know his preference yet, although I hear that's not uncommon.

[flomo]

at 15 i would have been trying to check out the hotties and could care less about being on tv

[a500lbgorilla]

woot, futurama is back and alcohol is in my system.

This week went from fuck this to hell yes in just a few short minutes.

[bigred]

woot, futurama is back and alcohol is in my system.

This week went from fuck this to hell yes in just a few short minutes.

Been on a two hour conf call with china but DVRed these and will watch tomorrow.

[bigred]

I love the Danica Patrick COMMERCIAL with statements about how she's not just a marketing gimmick. Keyword in this is commercial, keyword left out is victories. How's go daddy going for ya, Danica?

[bode]

Been on a two hour conf call with china but DVRed these and will watch tomorrow.

how's china doing these days? tell him i said hi.

[BennyLaRue]

Been on a two hour conf call with china

Must have been hard to hear, the billion voices and bike bells and everything.

[bigred]

Must have been hard to hear, the billion voices and bike bells and everything.

China is well...you forget that 99% of those billion voices are censored, oppressed, or downright silenced...

[BennyLaRue]

China is well...you forget that 99% of those billion voices are censored, oppressed, or downright silenced...

I just assumed they were allowed to ask for more noodles, no?

[bigred]

In China, noodle asks for you

[BennyLaRue]

ein commurist china, noodle aska fro you!!!

fyp

[rong]

Even though searching for a nice restaurant in Totnes, I was still disappointed when I clicked on eatoutdevon.com and found a restaurant guide.

[JL]

YouTube - Shake Weight? - OFFICIAL VIDEO AD

[givememyleg]

YouTube - Shake Weight? - OFFICIAL VIDEO AD

lol

[UnbelievableJeff]

I remember turning a blind eye on dwarfman for his age and he eventually exploded. It could possibly be a microcosm of the real-world. Though there do exist lenient drinking laws abroad (18 in G.B.) and I don't hear about those countries burning to the ground thanks to youthful drunken hijinks. On the other side of the coin, alcohol is outlawed in Muslim countries and those guys are effin crazy!

Meh. I 'exploded' as you put it when I was an adult, and not before. So I'm not sure you can use what happened to me in that context exactly.

[boost]

gay or nay?

msnbc.com Video Player

Im pretty sure thats a really short lesbian in her mid thirties.

[bigspenda73]

Let me google that for you

wtf

[wufwugy]

huge wtf and huge hilarious

YouTube - man raped by donkey

[Jack Sawyer]

entourage is back hee-haw!

[boost]

entourage is back hee-haw!

I watched the premiere... this show is getting tired... Vince is just so boring..

[BooG690]

This is quite old. No clue how I missed this: YouTube - Michael Moore vs Westboro Baptist Church

[Ash256]

great recovery or greatest?

YouTube - Paul Merton's Inspired Response

[BennyLaRue]

I wonder if any of the dudes at FTR would fess up to reading Twilight.

[wufwugy]

WHAT?!

NO WAY, BRO! bOOK IS FOR THE HOMOSEX!

[Warpe]

Party Gorilla - The Oatmeal

[bigred]

I wonder if any of the dudes at FTR would fess up to reading Twilight.

My development for the year was watching every harry potter movie. I have no interest reading about emo vampires. I am reading a vampire novel though...Amazon.com: The Passage (9780345504968): Justin Cronin: Books

[Galapogos]

oops, wrong time

[Galapogos]

I can haz page 100 now?

[Galapogos]

So what if I cheated? Screw you guys!

[a500lbgorilla]

You've only cheated yourself...

[bigspenda73]

did the least heterosexual thing of my life tonight, went to a wine bar w/ a buddy.

Was fun though, I'm still sippin on wine and I'm uber relaxed. Happy 4th bitches.