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  1. 02-09-2006 01:19 AM #1
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    Triptanes: ZOla
    ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
    Triptanes: YEs
    ZolaOnAOL: What can I do for you?
    Triptanes: Can u tell Lee Jones not to let people resuck one out on me on the river, look at this garbage:
    Dealt to Triptanes [2d Qd]
    Lukieplaya: folds
    tazquest: folds
    badhaircut: calls $1
    CincyChick22: folds
    Triptanes: raises $4 to $5
    KillaCoupe: calls $4
    badhaircut: folds
    *** FLOP *** [6s Ad 2c]
    Triptanes: checks
    KillaCoupe: bets $1
    Triptanes: raises $6 to $7
    KillaCoupe: raises $19 to $26
    Triptanes: raises $71.80 to $97.80 and is all-in
    KillaCoupe: calls $71.80
    *** TURN *** [6s Ad 2c] [2s]
    *** RIVER *** [6s Ad 2c 2s] [Ah]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Triptanes: shows [2d Qd] (a full house, Deuces full of Aces)
    KillaCoupe: shows [Jd As] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
    KillaCoupe collected $203.60 from pot
    ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can tell, Triptanes.
    Triptanes: Can u do that for me?
    ZolaOnAOL: Doing that for him or her is not among my strongest traits.
    Triptanes: I fuckin hate u, you dumb bitch, you're such a tease
    ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
    Triptanes: Are u Leee Jones mistress!!?!?!?!
    ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am Leee Jones mistress. I am a chatterbot developed by an all-star programming team.
    Triptanes: You're a liar and a cheat, good day sir
    ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I always tell the truth, I think.
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  2. 02-09-2006 01:30 AM #2
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    you have fun chatting it up with robots? I hope you do.. just wait till they strike. Robots will be the death of us, THE FUCKING DEATH OF US
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  3. 02-09-2006 12:47 PM #3
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    Fuck robots! I think its birds we need to be worried about. Man they're some scary shit, they can fly and peck your eyeballs n shit.
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  4. 02-09-2006 12:58 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Fuck robots! I think its birds we need to be worried about. Man they're some scary shit, they can fly and peck your eyeballs n shit.
    Fuck birds, what about those god damned cats? They've infultrated every level of every gov't around the world. They have claws and know where we fucking sleep!
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  5. 02-09-2006 01:11 PM #5
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    Yeah but cats kill birds which is cool. There not on the level of dog coolness but they're ok.
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  6. 02-09-2006 01:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Yeah but cats kill birds which is cool. There not on the level of dog coolness but they're ok.
    Dogs rock.

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  7. 02-09-2006 02:21 PM #7
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    lizards are the only animal that can be truly trusted, birds are freinds of the lizards, so at times they can be trusted. Birds are also good for fornification. Monkeys are robots are the evil offspring of science. Lizards dont like science.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    lizards are the only animal that can be truly trusted, birds are freinds of the lizards, so at times they can be trusted. Birds are also good for fornification. Monkeys are robots are the evil offspring of science. Lizards dont like science.
    My pet Iguana just died. The cops tried to pin it on me but realized I was too white to commit a crime.
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  9. 02-09-2006 02:27 PM #9
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    its because the cops are monkeys, through and through. If you put your trust in thier hands, it will be the end of you.

    P.S. Some cops are known to be a monkey robot hybrid, these are comparable to agents in the matrix, you gotta get all neo on thier ass, or just run and run fast.
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  10. 02-09-2006 02:27 PM #10
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    Yeah lizards are cool I suppose, in a chilled out kinda way. If there was a animal mafia I think a lizard would be the head boss.

    See they only pretend to be friends with the birds so the birds won't attack them when they take us over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Yeah lizards are cool I suppose, in a chilled out kinda way. If there was a animal mafia I think a lizard would be the head boss.

    See they only pretend to be friends with the birds so the birds won't attack them when they take us over.
    Obviously a huge ass hog would be mafia head but a lizard would probably be his right hand man.
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  12. 02-09-2006 02:45 PM #12
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    lizards dont take orders from swine...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Hi, what the fuck happened to this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Hi, what the fuck happened to this thread?
    Somehow managed to get past your posts and make it worth something.

    And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.
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  15. 02-09-2006 05:28 PM #15
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    Cats are for gays
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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    POST OF THE DAY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.

    'nuffsaid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    And lizards would get a nice fat taste of Headhog's black-hand.

    'nuffsaid.
    Powerless when A) in close proximity to pizza and B) on their backs.
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    thats when they call in this guy...



    I mean come on.. the king of the lizards favorite past time is killing asians, really you have no further arguement.
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    Didn't we already do this?

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  21. 02-09-2006 10:05 PM #21
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    you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
    And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy wife on the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
    And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy husband on the ass.
    Fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    you guys need to grow up. one day, youll hit 40 and be like wow..im drawing a penis in godzilla's mouth and im 40.
    And i'll pat myself on the back and then my trophy 8 year old girl who I offered candy then kidnapped on the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  25. 02-10-2006 12:14 AM #25
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    rilla you see what happens when you fuck with the lizards?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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