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  1. #1
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there
  2. #2
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there
  3. #3
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there
  4. #4
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there
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    ***** Hand History for Game 380786335 *****
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:47:04 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $88.85)
    Seat 2: Player2 ( $23)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $18.25)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $29.55)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $11.50)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $74.25)
    Seat 7: LittleSlick ( $23.30)
    Seat 8: Ladies ( $13.45)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $20.25)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $25.80)
    Player2 posts small blind (0.25)
    Player3 posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ As, 5d ]
    Player4 folds.
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player6 calls (0.50)
    LittleSlick calls (0.50)
    Ladies calls (0.50)
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 folds.
    Fnord folds.
    Player2 calls (0.25)
    Player3 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ Js, 7c, Ac ]
    Player2 checks.
    Player3 checks.
    Player5 checks.
    Player6 checks.
    LittleSlick bets (3)
    Ladies raises (12.95) to 12.95
    Ladies calls all-In.
    Player2 folds.
    Player3 folds.
    Player5 folds.
    Player6 folds.
    LittleSlick calls (9.95)
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
    Creating Main Pot with $27.50 with Ladies
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $27.50 | | Rake: $1.40
    Board: [ Js 7c Ac 4h 7d ]
    Fnord balance $88.85, didn't bet (folded)
    Player2 balance $22.50, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player3 balance $17.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player4 balance $29.55, didn't bet (folded)
    Player5 balance $11, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player6 balance $73.75, lost $0.50 (folded)
    LittleSlick balance $37.35, bet $13.45, collected $27.50, net +$14.05 [ Qc Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Qc,7c,7d ]
    Ladies balance $0, lost $13.45 [ Qs Qd ] [ two pairs, queens and sevens -- Ac,Qs,Qd,7c,7d ]
    Player9 balance $20.25, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $25.80, didn't bet (folded)


    I think this previous hand put him on tilt...

    ***** Hand History for Game 380757345 *****
    rolltyde12 has left the table.
    0/0 TexasHTGameTable (NL) - Sun Feb 08 10:17:46 EST 2004
    Table Majestic Heights (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: Fnord ( $35.75)
    Seat 3: Player3 ( $19.60)
    Seat 4: Player4 ( $44.85)
    Seat 5: Player5 ( $34.35)
    Seat 6: Player6 ( $51.15)
    Seat 7: Player7 ( $24.50)
    Seat 8: Player8 ( $25)
    Seat 9: Player9 ( $118.95)
    Seat 10: Player10 ( $17.40)
    Player10 posts small blind (0.25)
    Fnord posts big blind (0.50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Fnord [ Qh, Qd ]
    Fnord: gotta love that
    Player3 folds.
    Player4 calls (0.50)
    Player5 calls (0.50)
    Player4: everyones got balls to bet
    Player6 folds.
    Player7 folds.
    Player8 raises (1) to 1
    Player4: except when i have a hand
    Player4: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player9 folds.
    Player10 calls (0.75)
    Fnord: funny how that works
    Fnord raises (2.50) to 3
    Player4: yup
    Player9: lol
    Player9: lol
    Player4 folds.
    Player9: lol
    Player5 calls (2.50)
    Player8 calls (2)
    Player10 calls (2)
    ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jh, Td ]
    Player10 checks.
    Fnord bets (10)
    Player5 folds.
    Player8 calls (10)
    Player10 raises (14.40) to 14.40
    Player10 calls all-In.
    Fnord calls (4.40)
    Player8 calls (4.40)
    Creating Main Pot with $52.95 with Player10
    ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Qs ]
    Player4: watch out
    Fnord bets (8)
    Player8 calls (7.60)
    Player8 calls all-In.
    ** Dealing River ** : [ 4h ]
    Creating Side Pot 1 with $14.95 with Player8
    ** Summary **
    Main Pot: $52.95 | Side Pot 1: $14.95 | Side Pot 2: $0.40 | Rake: $3
    Board: [ 5h Jh Td Qs 4h ]
    Fnord balance $78.65, bet $25.40, collected $68.30, net +$42.90 [ Qh Qd ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Qh,Qd,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player3 balance $19.60, didn't bet (folded)
    Player4 balance $44.35, lost $0.50 (folded)
    Player5 balance $31.35, lost $3 (folded)
    Player6 balance $51.15, didn't bet (folded)
    Player7 balance $24.50, didn't bet (folded)
    Player8 balance $0, lost $25 [ Kd Ks ] [ a pair of kings -- Kd,Ks,Qs,Jh,Td ]
    Player9 balance $118.95, didn't bet (folded)
    Player10 balance $0, lost $17.40 [ 6s Ts ] [ a pair of tens -- Qs,Jh,Ts,Td,6s ]
    Player4: damn
    Fnord: that hurts
    Player10 has left the table.
    Player4: like a pimp fnord
    Fnord: sorry to do that to you
    Player4: hahah
    Player9: fnord your chips looking fat over there

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